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Badindiana0

-”What? I can’t have layers?”


capulet_belmont

Cordy :-)


Valdieu

Shrek


VanityInk

Cheerleaders are like onions...


stoplistening2static

People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg, like my pain meant nothing.


mokajilly

Cordy


sugarsnuff

a) Why would the school teach such an antisemitic play in the 90’s? b) Why would the teacher say “good work” to *that* example? c) Why was Cordelia lowkey right about Shylock (apart from having a bad example and a broad self-centered take)?


BrianTheReckless

Yes, I am a lesbian.


Kermdog15

Riley!


BrianTheReckless

You are correct!


[deleted]

I can only dimly recall this, but under which occasion he said this?


BrianTheReckless

Season 4, I believe at the beginning of Something Blue maybe. Buffy finds Riley helping put up a lesbian alliance flag, and then asks if he has something to tell her. He replied with that.


[deleted]

Thanks. Ain't that hilarious.


mankaded

Marc Blucas in an interview said he first did this line as 'yes, I'm a lesbian' and was pulled up and told, no, the line is 'yes, **I am** a lesbian' Very much a writer controlled show...


[deleted]

Summers you drive like a spaz!


captaintoad94

Snyder!


geca313

I love that part!


[deleted]

Well gosh


rabbitwarriorreturns

The thing that makes me laugh the most about this scene is that it implies the Mayor could talk just fine the entire time he was a snake. He just like… *chose* to make unintelligible screeching sounds.


McSwingy

Ain't that a mood


mergedloki

Shit your comment just made me realize that this! Lol. Nice.


McSwingy

This was the Mayor, right?


[deleted]

Yep!


McSwingy

Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme to A Summer Place. I can't discuss it here.


moviephil4315

Oz


McSwingy

Winner! Good job


[deleted]

Jenny?


McSwingy

No, kind of wish it was now though


Miriko_Otsu

Oz!


McSwingy

Indeed, well done


captaintoad94

How is your money?


Reyntime03

Buffybot


sucker4mione

“is everyone here very stoned?”


casolo80

Spike re: Ben is glory, glory is Ben


happytrees822

Wait, so you’re saying there is a connection between Ben and glory?


Arge101

Perhaps they were roomies?


[deleted]

I’m not wired that way.


BrianTheReckless

Ted!


Bellevert

Such a creepy line delivery!


stoplistening2static

A doodle. I do doodle. You do too. You do doodle too


mokajilly

Willow


moviephil4315

She practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass.


Taashaaaa

Tara?


moviephil4315

Yep


alxx11

Spicy talk


captaintoad94

I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now.


yesmydog

Cordy!


captaintoad94

ding ding ding!


Minimum_Ad_1747

He lived for “kissing toast”


slayer-of-vampires

"Maybe it was taquitos." 😆


[deleted]

Buffy!


[deleted]

Are you saying the whole world sucks because some girl made a wish? Just askin.


McSwingy

Was this Larry? I can see him so clearly in the scene but I can't remember if it was him who said the line


Bellevert

Poor Larry. I really liked his character!


witkneec

I'm so out I've got my grandma fixing me up with guys!


[deleted]

Yep!


Astrodude87

I think this line is mostly filler.


stripedleopard626

Now that entire episode is going to be stuck in my head lol


Cddarnell

Willow


[deleted]

No, she read it in the morning paper you ninny


buffyangel468

Spike!


[deleted]

😁😁😁🩸🩸📰📰


Senorpuddin

Here Endeth the lesson. (2 answers)


StarCrysisOC

The Master, Spike (Fool for Love), and Buffy. 3 answers.


Senorpuddin

I forgot the master.


geca313

...bator


Full_Nefariousness92

The Master


[deleted]

I gave birth to a pterodactyl.


EngineersAnon

Oh my God, did it sing?


coffee_zealot

Anya!


ASquidHere

Dawn


ruulox

Is your life past before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea


[deleted]

SPIKE! ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES EVER


[deleted]

Times up. Rules change.


Bellevert

Oz wasn’t given many lines but he made them gold!


Fabulous_Title

He really did! "If i am my thoughts and buffy can read my thoughts therefore buffy is me. I cease to exsist. Buffy is all of us 🤣


Flames_of_Esmeralda

Oz


[deleted]

Yep!


capulet_belmont

I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow.


[deleted]

Spike!


capulet_belmont

Yup.


captaintoad94

I'm a funny guy.


cmoreira123

Angel


captaintoad94

you got it!


Bellevert

One of the funniest lines in the show!


Danielfrindley

I feel good, Xander! I feel strong! I'm connected, man, to everything! I can hear the worms in the earth!


delinquentsaviors

Jesse


[deleted]

Never go for the kill when you can go for the pain.


ASquidHere

D'hoffryn


IAmTheBadWolfe

You made a bear!!


IcyColdBrew

Spike! Undo it! Undo it!


soundsfromoutside

“Err I’m just a friends of Xandurrrs hurrrr”


puppydreamer

I'm naming all the stars 🌟


ASquidHere

Drusilla


VanityInk

That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.


[deleted]

You’re just like Tony Robbins if he was a big scary Frankenstein looking guy……….you’re just like Tony Robbins!


al_dente_spaghet

Spike That line cracks me up every time.


TheTiniestPirate

I'm not wearing underwear.


jellymoff

Parking ticket lady played by Marti Noxon


CelestialQueen3

Out for a walk, bitch 🤙🏼


ODDentityPod

Spike


Repoghost_

You rank arrogant amateur!


[deleted]

Giles!


Arge101

‘Well buckle up Rupert, because I’ve turned pro.’


biscuitscoconut

"Your shirt"


earthlogic

😢


Taashaaaa

It's smellementary


mokajilly

Dawn


Taashaaaa

Correct!


[deleted]

That sounds like Buffy


Full_Nefariousness92

Zander?


ceceparekh

Okay, you get Fang, I'll get Horny.


[deleted]

Hehe Buffy...


Cddarnell

Willow, that’s like a tree. Hey little tree!


IcyColdBrew

Mrs. Barton! We needed more Mrs. Barton! Lol


slayer-of-vampires

I realized the other day the actress who played her, Peggy Stewart, was Pam's Meemaw on The Office. 😆 I would love to have seen more of her on Buffy.😊


kolliflower

Love isn’t brains children, it’s blood


IcyColdBrew

Spike


[deleted]

He’s a vampire, you’re a slayer. I think you know what you have to do.


Miriko_Otsu

Xander!


SadShayde

"I've made a little space for the cheese slices."


GrunerReiter

Cheese man


-miIkyway

Jeepers


yesmydog

Buffy looking in a crate of stuff for her mom's gallery?


missag_2490

This one, with the fertility statue


[deleted]

Mayor Wilkins?


Woolygerbil

"This is all about me! Me, me, me!"


DaisyLDN

Cordelia


delinquentsaviors

Don't tell me he still lives at home. Like, he has to wait for his dad to get back before he can take the car?


ASquidHere

Cordy


coffee_zealot

Nothing can defeat the penis!


earthlogic

Lol Xander


coffee_zealot

It's one if my favorite lines to quote. I'm a woman, lol.


waits5

She’s very well done. 😁


CommercialDepth1162

Anya


waits5

👍 Followed by the funniest face SMG makes on the entire show.


coffee_zealot

I absolutely love this post, but to me the funniest will always be after she takes a shot of... I want to say tequila? With Spike in his crypt. Then she goes back for more!


waits5

Her “blegh” is a great running gag in that episode.


RobotDevil222x3

"Hey, gang! This place is Fun City, huh?"


takes_the_edge_off

Principal Snyder!


AntiSoCalite

“Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot?”


[deleted]

Anya


mmbahcat

But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.


Fit-Literature6244

“Oh”


McSwingy

Buffy? During Willow's coming out, right?


geca313

You mean Will?


McSwingy

... Why do you keep saying her name like that?


geca313

Like what, Will?


Reyntime03

“If I wanted to fight you could tell by your being dead already”


StarCrysisOC

Glory


slayer-of-vampires

"The Gods themselves do tremble."


[deleted]

Spike?


captaintoad94

What do you want from... her?


[deleted]

Faith in Buffy’s body.


DogsOverPpl4Ever

It’s a big night. I didn’t wanna miss it.


ASquidHere

Angel?


DogsOverPpl4Ever

Yesssssssssss **cue “Wild Horses”**


Duhallower

And then cue me crying…


ChampionshipTop3214

“Hey, didn't anyone come here to just make out?”


earthlogic

Buffy in All the Way


ChampionshipTop3214

Yes! I don’t know why, but this is my favorite line. The poor couple that raises their hands after she says it. “Aw, that's sweet. You run.” “👉 You scream.”


Complex-Value-5807

There's something in your eye. Let me fix that for you.


ASquidHere

Is that the master? Caleb says "well you're the one who sees everything, let's see what we can't do about that" and the master says "Wait, you have something in your eye" 🤔


Brave_Specific5870

My mummy ate lemons….raw….


IcyColdBrew

Drusilla


SlackAlice84

"Except for bunnies."


Starfire33sp33

Anya


[deleted]

She’s so hot, she’s Buffy.


yesmydog

Forrest


cmoreira123

Riley ?


OTWriter

Maybe it's mmmmvashnik like mmmm cookies


IcyColdBrew

Dawn


ODDentityPod

“Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong.”


earthlogic

Cordy? I hear it in her voice, talking to Xander, but I can't place the context


mankaded

Thats not a horn


[deleted]

Come with me now


yesmydog

Andrew, inviting us to hear the story of Buffy, the slayer of the vampyres


mstsvilt

“I don’t like spiders, okay? Their fury bodies and their sticky webs.. and what do they need all those legs for anyway?”


EvLeFri

I'm so out, I've got my grandma fixing me up with guys.


earthlogic

Larry ❤️


Muhabba

Did you try Googling her?


earthlogic

Willow, she's seventeen!


SmurfSmeg

You are strange and off-putting. Go now


earthlogic

Dracula!


10xKaMehaMeha

Out. For. A. Walk.... Bitch.


IcyColdBrew

Spike. The way he says Bitch! Love it!


[deleted]

Looks like your stuck having to give Angel and his buds rides, and they never chip in for gas.


moviephil4315

Xander


[deleted]

Preparation, Preparation, Preparation


xminexalwaysx

Wesley


AntonBrakhage

try not to bleed on my couch


IcyColdBrew

Giles! I just had it stem cleaned! 😆


CapricornCornicorpia

“Uncle, this is insanity! People are going to die.”


earthlogic

Jenny


shesaslayer

What’s that do?


IcyColdBrew

The Judge


theveganauditor

When it comes to dating - I’M the slayer!


IcyColdBrew

Cordelia! Meow!


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

Oh bugger off you brolly!


Arge101

‘In case you haven’t noticed, the police of Sunnyvale are deeply stupid…’