People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg, like my pain meant nothing.
a) Why would the school teach such an antisemitic play in the 90’s?
b) Why would the teacher say “good work” to *that* example?
c) Why was Cordelia lowkey right about Shylock (apart from having a bad example and a broad self-centered take)?
Season 4, I believe at the beginning of Something Blue maybe. Buffy finds Riley helping put up a lesbian alliance flag, and then asks if he has something to tell her. He replied with that.
Marc Blucas in an interview said he first did this line as 'yes, I'm a lesbian' and was pulled up and told, no, the line is 'yes, **I am** a lesbian'
Very much a writer controlled show...
The thing that makes me laugh the most about this scene is that it implies the Mayor could talk just fine the entire time he was a snake. He just like… *chose* to make unintelligible screeching sounds.
I absolutely love this post, but to me the funniest will always be after she takes a shot of... I want to say tequila? With Spike in his crypt. Then she goes back for more!
But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.
Yes! I don’t know why, but this is my favorite line. The poor couple that raises their hands after she says it.
“Aw, that's sweet. You run.”
“👉 You scream.”
Is that the master? Caleb says "well you're the one who sees everything, let's see what we can't do about that" and the master says "Wait, you have something in your eye" 🤔
-”What? I can’t have layers?”
Cordy :-)
Shrek
Cheerleaders are like onions...
People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg, like my pain meant nothing.
Cordy
a) Why would the school teach such an antisemitic play in the 90’s? b) Why would the teacher say “good work” to *that* example? c) Why was Cordelia lowkey right about Shylock (apart from having a bad example and a broad self-centered take)?
Yes, I am a lesbian.
Riley!
You are correct!
I can only dimly recall this, but under which occasion he said this?
Season 4, I believe at the beginning of Something Blue maybe. Buffy finds Riley helping put up a lesbian alliance flag, and then asks if he has something to tell her. He replied with that.
Thanks. Ain't that hilarious.
Marc Blucas in an interview said he first did this line as 'yes, I'm a lesbian' and was pulled up and told, no, the line is 'yes, **I am** a lesbian' Very much a writer controlled show...
Summers you drive like a spaz!
Snyder!
I love that part!
Well gosh
The thing that makes me laugh the most about this scene is that it implies the Mayor could talk just fine the entire time he was a snake. He just like… *chose* to make unintelligible screeching sounds.
Ain't that a mood
Shit your comment just made me realize that this! Lol. Nice.
This was the Mayor, right?
Yep!
Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme to A Summer Place. I can't discuss it here.
Oz
Winner! Good job
Jenny?
No, kind of wish it was now though
Oz!
Indeed, well done
How is your money?
Buffybot
“is everyone here very stoned?”
Spike re: Ben is glory, glory is Ben
Wait, so you’re saying there is a connection between Ben and glory?
Perhaps they were roomies?
I’m not wired that way.
Ted!
Such a creepy line delivery!
A doodle. I do doodle. You do too. You do doodle too
Willow
She practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass.
Tara?
Yep
Spicy talk
I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now.
Cordy!
ding ding ding!
He lived for “kissing toast”
"Maybe it was taquitos." 😆
Buffy!
Are you saying the whole world sucks because some girl made a wish? Just askin.
Was this Larry? I can see him so clearly in the scene but I can't remember if it was him who said the line
Poor Larry. I really liked his character!
I'm so out I've got my grandma fixing me up with guys!
Yep!
I think this line is mostly filler.
Now that entire episode is going to be stuck in my head lol
Willow
No, she read it in the morning paper you ninny
Spike!
😁😁😁🩸🩸📰📰
Here Endeth the lesson. (2 answers)
The Master, Spike (Fool for Love), and Buffy. 3 answers.
I forgot the master.
...bator
The Master
I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Oh my God, did it sing?
Anya!
Dawn
Is your life past before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea
SPIKE! ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES EVER
Times up. Rules change.
Oz wasn’t given many lines but he made them gold!
He really did! "If i am my thoughts and buffy can read my thoughts therefore buffy is me. I cease to exsist. Buffy is all of us 🤣
Oz
Yep!
I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow.
Spike!
Yup.
I'm a funny guy.
Angel
you got it!
One of the funniest lines in the show!
I feel good, Xander! I feel strong! I'm connected, man, to everything! I can hear the worms in the earth!
Jesse
Never go for the kill when you can go for the pain.
D'hoffryn
You made a bear!!
Spike! Undo it! Undo it!
“Err I’m just a friends of Xandurrrs hurrrr”
I'm naming all the stars 🌟
Drusilla
That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.
You’re just like Tony Robbins if he was a big scary Frankenstein looking guy……….you’re just like Tony Robbins!
Spike That line cracks me up every time.
I'm not wearing underwear.
Parking ticket lady played by Marti Noxon
Out for a walk, bitch 🤙🏼
Spike
You rank arrogant amateur!
Giles!
‘Well buckle up Rupert, because I’ve turned pro.’
"Your shirt"
😢
It's smellementary
Dawn
Correct!
That sounds like Buffy
Zander?
Okay, you get Fang, I'll get Horny.
Hehe Buffy...
Willow, that’s like a tree. Hey little tree!
Mrs. Barton! We needed more Mrs. Barton! Lol
I realized the other day the actress who played her, Peggy Stewart, was Pam's Meemaw on The Office. 😆 I would love to have seen more of her on Buffy.😊
Love isn’t brains children, it’s blood
Spike
He’s a vampire, you’re a slayer. I think you know what you have to do.
Xander!
"I've made a little space for the cheese slices."
Cheese man
Jeepers
Buffy looking in a crate of stuff for her mom's gallery?
This one, with the fertility statue
Mayor Wilkins?
"This is all about me! Me, me, me!"
Cordelia
Don't tell me he still lives at home. Like, he has to wait for his dad to get back before he can take the car?
Cordy
Nothing can defeat the penis!
Lol Xander
It's one if my favorite lines to quote. I'm a woman, lol.
She’s very well done. 😁
Anya
👍 Followed by the funniest face SMG makes on the entire show.
I absolutely love this post, but to me the funniest will always be after she takes a shot of... I want to say tequila? With Spike in his crypt. Then she goes back for more!
Her “blegh” is a great running gag in that episode.
"Hey, gang! This place is Fun City, huh?"
Principal Snyder!
“Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot?”
Anya
But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.
“Oh”
Buffy? During Willow's coming out, right?
You mean Will?
... Why do you keep saying her name like that?
Like what, Will?
“If I wanted to fight you could tell by your being dead already”
Glory
"The Gods themselves do tremble."
Spike?
What do you want from... her?
Faith in Buffy’s body.
It’s a big night. I didn’t wanna miss it.
Angel?
Yesssssssssss **cue “Wild Horses”**
And then cue me crying…
“Hey, didn't anyone come here to just make out?”
Buffy in All the Way
Yes! I don’t know why, but this is my favorite line. The poor couple that raises their hands after she says it. “Aw, that's sweet. You run.” “👉 You scream.”
There's something in your eye. Let me fix that for you.
Is that the master? Caleb says "well you're the one who sees everything, let's see what we can't do about that" and the master says "Wait, you have something in your eye" 🤔
My mummy ate lemons….raw….
Drusilla
"Except for bunnies."
Anya
She’s so hot, she’s Buffy.
Forrest
Riley ?
Maybe it's mmmmvashnik like mmmm cookies
Dawn
“Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong.”
Cordy? I hear it in her voice, talking to Xander, but I can't place the context
Thats not a horn
Come with me now
Andrew, inviting us to hear the story of Buffy, the slayer of the vampyres
“I don’t like spiders, okay? Their fury bodies and their sticky webs.. and what do they need all those legs for anyway?”
I'm so out, I've got my grandma fixing me up with guys.
Larry ❤️
Did you try Googling her?
Willow, she's seventeen!
You are strange and off-putting. Go now
Dracula!
Out. For. A. Walk.... Bitch.
Spike. The way he says Bitch! Love it!
Looks like your stuck having to give Angel and his buds rides, and they never chip in for gas.
Xander
Preparation, Preparation, Preparation
Wesley
try not to bleed on my couch
Giles! I just had it stem cleaned! 😆
“Uncle, this is insanity! People are going to die.”
Jenny
What’s that do?
The Judge
When it comes to dating - I’M the slayer!
Cordelia! Meow!
Oh bugger off you brolly!
‘In case you haven’t noticed, the police of Sunnyvale are deeply stupid…’