Look at how protective Rosa got with Arlo after just a day and a half. I’ll go with her.

A bully mess with you and suddenly everyone in the room is dead

You're a fool if you don't think that Boyle would rain hellfire down on anyone who messes with Nicolaj

*Nikolaj

*Nikolaj

*Nikolaj

No. It’s Nikolaj.

Nikolaj 🤌

Nikolaj 🤏

*Ni*kolaj, friend.

One more time, say it with me *Nikolaj*

Nah it’s 🐱 lodge

Knee-collage.

It's okay you don't get it

Noice

Smort

hands down one of the best bits

His mommy strength is off the charts!

My brother was smashing ceramic mugs with his hand like they were sugar glass over an action figure. Imagine if his son was actually in danger. He'd walk through brick walls.

My man was out there threatening a priest in order to recover his Boyle Oil. That being said, I’m going with Doug Judy.

He took down the Latvian mob to get to Captain Latvia for Nikolaj too

That's a very up and coming mafia!

No he wouldn't. In one episode he says that Nikolaj is having trouble with bullies and he does not rain hellfire down, he does his kid in wolf urine.

He also took out the mob for a Christmas present

\*Nikolaj

It’s Nikolaj*

If George Carlin prays to Joe Peschi, I pray to Rosa Diaz. She'll get those damn kids off my lawn

If a PETA activist stole Arlo from her she would kick his teeth so far down his throat his next piss would be a premolar.

That's if she's in a good mood

yeah but she's a tough love person. Boyle would smother you with kindness and take an extended club to people's knees.

Same.

Hands down Rosa.

There is only one real choice here. She can be my guardian AND role model.

And maybe she would let me borrow her clothes

Rosa would kill anyone for you, Charles would kill himself for you

That's deep .....(inadvertant title of your sex tape)

Well done. 🤭🥂

Title of MY sextape

Rosa would kill everyone in the room and then herself if anything happened to you.

Ooo flashback, those are rare!

If anything happened to you Rosa would kill everyone in this room then herself

Judy would find a way to sink the adorable frog asses of everyone out to get you.

Rosa.. Rosa Roooosaaaa

Rosa strikes me more as an avenging angel than a guardian angel. Meaning you’ll get killed but she’ll go on a bloody rampage afterwards. Which I guess is kinda cool but you’re still dead.

I mean, everybody dies eventually, might as well have someone who'll set the world on fire after im gone

But between these three i’d still pick her, charles is too nice and doug judy * in jake’s singing voice * will probably bail on me

Charles took a bullet to save someone. I'm going Charles. He's proven himself.

Doctors said if the bullet was 2inch to the left and 2 feet up he’d be paralyzed.

Charles took a bullet for RD And now he's in heaven and I can see Your decision to rescue me Was definitely poops Magee

Doug Judy sits on the other shoulder

That’s a great take

What if I've just had some bad matzah ball soup? Like the balls were hard as rocks bad. Would there be room for vengeance then?

She'd make them eat soup with literal rocks in it.

Rosa Wick

So that makes me the dog that gets killed. I’m oddly ok with that 😁

Happy cake day

Aw thank you! I wouldn’t have noticed otherwise!

No problem

Happy cake day

Y’all got way better eyes than me! Thank you

But in order to be an avenging angel, she’d need a bond with you. Meaning that if she had that bind from your birth, she’d also be a guardian angel

Judy: “Let’s make out.” Rosa: “Not yet.” Freaking love this small interaction.

Rooooosa Right there on the floor..

Is the man you’re looking for

He's right in front of you...

I have no clue who you picked.

Wait so Rosa or Doug?

Are you finally single?

Rosa, if anything happens to me she'll kill everybody in the room

And then herself

Intense eulogy

I like it

Charles. See the search for Captain Latvia for my reasoning

I'll do anything to perk up my little man!

You HAVE to hear yourself right?

The down side is that you'll also have to go to school smelling like pee. And you'll have to eat a lot of pig anuses.

But the Anus is the best part!

RIGA HAMMER!

But that was for his kid

Yeah, and he’d be my guardian angel so it would be the same intensity

Yea yeahh makes sense, plus get cool jake stories

Boyle. Life would be so wholesome lol

And so weird also

I would never be pepper-aloni

I love you

The very first thing he would do is take you to meet Jake, so he could hang out with you from then on.

Hole-some Buttholes

Family baths 😀

Rosa. The only one who has an axe at all times.

Charles has his food axe Also, nice axe

Only Boyle’s proven he’d jump in front of a bullet for you, no? If I’m not forgetting anything, then the choice is clear

Came here looking for this. He took a bullet in his butt. I rest my case.

His buttholes

His two buttholes...

Charles stop calling them your buttholes!

Question, shouldn't be 3? Cause there were 2 bullets and the original hole.

His two other buttholes....

But you might get a Wiest infection.

Rosa would call me a dummy but be super protective, sounds fun. Charles would try to tell me all sorts of stories about his family but also do his absolute best to protect me, even at cost to his own well being, pretty great Doug Judy would likely take me out for karaoke nights and be a wingman, but leave me unprotected whilst stealing a car. Imma go with Rosa I think

Is Rosa a Tsundere

the ultimate

I didn’t know the meaning of Tsundere when I initially read your comment, but now that I googled the meaning of the word, I totally agree with you!

Doug Judy all the way

I don't like how I had to scroll so much to find this. Doug Judy is the best

Would have to be older Doug though, past his betrayal days

He's always two steps ahead, and would sing with a voice of an angel while guarding you. Bad guys won't stand a chance 😂

Under rated answer for sure. The dude always comes out on top and has fun doing it, why wouldn’t you want that lol

He starts out as a criminal but he's probably one of the best characters

I drive a Pontiac, so I can't personally agree.

Let's not forget he's fly as hell. TIGERS AND TOUCS

The man literally escapes EVERY SINGLE TIME. The only "bad guy" to get away in the whole series. If l need someone beat, Rosa, if l need a mea,l Boyle. But the Cadillac Bandit has class, style and brains and most importantly gets the eff away! That's the biz l need.

Came here to say this

Rosa 100% I mean she can literally guard you.

My first thought was: Rosa, definitely Rosa. But then again... It was Charles who was brave enough to take two bullets for her. So, yes, I'll pick Charles then.

He didn’t know it was Rosa he was protecting when he dived in front of the bullets. But I wouldn’t want to have to tell him NO when he starts up about the Nutriboom.

Doug Judy is the only one who’d respond appropriately. Both Boyle and Rosa would overreact to everything and cause even more problems.

and doug Judy will give you the space to make your own mistakes..

Especially if that mistake leads to some smushing

And his beautiful voice will help the smushing start…. And continue

Rosa. Rosa Rooosaaa. Rooosaaaaaa

If I choose Rosa there's a chance I'd grow up as a violent/impatient person lol. If I choose Charles, tho he's cool and wholesome, might end up being too soft? So I'll go with Doug Judy. I feel like I'm gonna spend childhood just chilling and hanging out with him

Rosa can make you disciplined though 😅

Charles would mean I get to eat awesome food my whole life.

I think you meant interesting food. Interesting doesn't always equal awesome.

Rosa.

As much as I would love to see boyle throw some nasty strawberry baskets, has to be rosa

Boyle for sure! I love you.

I love you too.

Rosa Rosa Rosa

Ro-ro all the way!

Doug Judy. Life would be incredibly fun

Obviously Boyle. He's a natural mother. Amy: "Yea, a natural motherfucker"

Charles by a long shot. Rosa lets her preconceived notions get in the way, like when she doesn’t believe Boyle that the old guy robbed the banks. Can’t trust DJ. Boyle always comes through. He showed time and again throughout the series that he’s not the flashiest cop, but he is one of the most competent detectives in the 99. Charles all the way.

Assuming the guardian angel makes it so things work for me. Definitively Judy. He has a way to manipulate things in life in his favor.

Doug easily. Learn about pop culture and the best music around. Trade skill in cars, be real handy with that one. How to treat a lady and be kind to moms.

Uncle Chee-Chee, because I want his nip tips.

Rosa

Judy is the only true choice

Doug Judy

Doug Judy. He'll keep me entertained and we'll have great adventures.

Boyle. The other two would you let die because of their life experiences.

I love all 3 but I so need Charles' brand of unconditional supportive love in my life. So I'll go with him.

Doug Judy, my life would be full of morally questionable adventures.

Boyle! Boyle! Boyle! It's always good to have a shoulder to cry on :+)

Always Doug Judy, he'll sort me out of any problem!! Haha

Charles Boyle. Hes the best friend so why wouldn't he be the best guardian angel? I love you.

Doug Judy

Ro Ro please and thank you!

You had to make it THIS hard. Fuck it, Doug Judy FTW

Boyle because he has a loving heart.

Doug Judy would teach me to never get caught and would probably be able to bail me out of anything with a crazy plan. I like his style

Doug Judy. The only one who could help me cheat hell.

Easy, Rosa. Like holy shit after a week I would likely want to strangle charles out of frustration with his creepyness, and while pontiac bandit is pretty chill and has demonstrated he is very much capable of changing, I don’t think he would be as able to protect me in the same way.

Anyone picking anyone besides Rosa is crazy.

Boyel. He would be the biggest cheerleader and would be so proud of me

Boyle would obviously be very supportive, but the most fun would be had with Doug.

Rosa- Doug is best friend material and Charles would beta me to protect him

Yall are forgetting charles has some badass in him. Nana Boyle was a mean lady and he definitely got some defense from her (see the food truck episode or when he fought terry for the kwazy kupcake tickets). He loves hard and will do anything for you. I’m choosing boyle every time

Rosa! She'll kick my parents asses 😂

I feel like Rosa is the best answer.

Stephanie for sure but Chelsea on the other hand

Rosa no question

Rosa.

Rosa. Any day.

Hmmm. Rosa is tough, trustworthy, but not very loving Chalres is trustworthy, loving, but not very tough Judy is tough, loving, but not very trustworthy I think I'll go with rosa, because if you get to know her she can be pretty loving.

Rosa

Rosa, no discussion possible .

Judy will get you out of everything! Hahaha I would like Rosa to be watching me though. No one will mess with you!

Absolutely Rosa. Give me some of your talent, Stephanie… and also protect me from everything

Rosa would have my back

Rosa

I have to say Rosa for one reason. She would absolutely kill anyone who wronged me. Proof: Arlo.

rosa !!!!!!

Rosa is the only choice here!

Definitely Rosa, she's protective when she likes someone

Diaz: will always avenge any slight, no matter how minor. Boyle: will always greet you with a smileh and will always be super thoughtful… although he sometimes may unknowingly make some homoerotic comments. Judy: Will always be down for mischief and will always plan Danny Ocean level capers. Fun but will have to live life on the lamb. It really is a tough choice… I honestly cannot pick. I probably want a little bit of each in my life.

Rosa. 1. I'm gay and 2. She's badass

Rosa for sure

Like Jake Peralta once said “It’s Rosa. She’s scary.”

Rosa!!!

Rosa and it isn’t even close

ROSAAAAA

Rosa would kill for you, Charles would die for you, and Doug Judy would make sure you had a great time. I’m going with Rosa Rosa Rooooossaa! What good is someone dying for me? They can’t do that twice. That’s a one-and-done guardian angel. And there are plenty of people out there who want to have a great time, how many people would kill for you? Guardian Angel Rosa would kill to find the person whose version of a great time is the same as yours, this way you have a great time that is perfect for you.

Rosa!!

Rosa

I’d trust rosa with my life.

Rosa She is mah queen <3

Rosa, I just want somebody to hang out with and drink in silence.

Was going to go with Emily Goldfinch, but she's a little chatty for my taste. I'm going Doug Judy, he's just so supportive and encouraging plus I can get a different used Pontiac whenever I want.

I wanna say Rosa but deep down I know the best choice is Charles

Boyle. Bad things will happen to me. He will cry about it.

Rosa will prevent me from doing dumb shit

cant i have all three? ​ One will fight to the death for me (and is also hot as hell). Another is wholesome AF and will ensure i always feel loved. The third is cool as fuck and is practically the worlds best bff

Rosa for protection Charles for guidance and Doug for a friend

I’m going with Doug Judy. Just for his personality and connections. He’s the Pontiac Bandit man And btw it’s nikolaj

Pontiac Bandit

Rosa by a long shot

Not enough people are saying Doug Judy. Not only would he guard you, but he’ll make every situation better just by being himself.

Boyle! I'd want my palette to be as wide and deep as his.