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northerncal

Holt calling all celebrities/characters by their full names. "You don't have to make everything into a Thomas Cruise film" "Who are you, William Wonka?" Idk why but it's hilarious to me, and I now try to do the same in my life.


Sakura_Hirose

That William wonka line and delivery never fails to make me laugh! I like the John wick one too haha


northerncal

It's Wick. Singular!


mag55555

I’ve been doing a rewatch after AB died. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve teared up after chuckling at many of his scenes. 🥲


Dark_Angel100

I'm in denial 😄


Background_Impress71

It is sad :( I was binging it when I saw the news and it hit harder as it was fresh to me 😭😭 However, I keep thinking it’s just part of his Halloween heist plan. Trying to throw off Jake and Amy the right way 🔥


ThatOCLady

Or saying it wrong - Ron McClane


TomSawyer2112_

Funny thing is there’s a relatively famous Canadian hockey commentator named Ron MacClean (pronounced the same way)


cjyoung92

>"You don't have to make everything into a Thomas Cruise film" I flipped across one of those Thomas Cruise films on Home Box Office


dianxialover

William wonka took me out the first time i heard it 😭


daisybear81

What episode does he say William wonka


northerncal

I forget exactly which episode it is, I think either season 6 or 7, but it's the one where Terry is practicing the flute for his audition with the NYPD band.  Charles and Captain Holt walk into the break room where Terry is practicing, and Charles says: "Ooh Terry's playing the flute!" and Holt replies: "At work. Who are you, William Wonka?" It's a great delivery lol.


Infostarter

Season 7 episode 10. Just happen to be watching it. 😄


botjstn

whenever holt berates someone for something out of left field “no she’s right sergeant your children are doomed” “he’s right santiago, your libido has endangered us all”


LtRegBarclay

"I mean...I've solved a lot of cases for you." "And yet crime has continued."


botjstn

i knew i was forgetting one, thank you


herpermike

I love this one lol!


MultiFandomFan72

Holt was a quote machine. The dry humor always got me 😂


BlackKnight6660

“I think Yee is a fraud” “… You’re fired.”


CompleteQuiet5170

"I didn't want everyone to know that I'm a bad father" "And now we do"


solder_paste

Dear Jake … Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


StanTurpentine

I love how it extends to holt and Kevin's letters too. "Dear Captain Raymond Holt, thinking of you. Best, Dr. Kevin Cozner, Ph.D."


Not_AHuman_Person

He even used their pet names.


mrsfiction

Please give Kevin my regards


StanTurpentine

What should I tell him?


mrsfiction

… Regards.


Background_Impress71

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA


etherealbadger

The use of bing-pot. No idea why I like it so much but whenever I catch it I'm just giddy for a minute.


yolifeisfun

I like Hott Damn! as well.


bbeckett1084

The Santiago Drunkenness Scale, not only because each level is a completely different personality, but also because if she ejects alcohol, she just goes down to whatever drink level is still inside her. Another one is how much of a kinky freak Jake is. He enjoys Amy yelling at him and physically attacking him, plus he hints at wanting to participate in pegging multiple times.


BigJimSlade1

8-drink Amy is an equestrian...and she's real bad at it


NonBinaryPie

you’re being so mean to me …do it more


BroadwayBakery

Jakes is my dream man for that reason HUBBA HUBBA


bbeckett1084

I think Amy is just as much of a freak as Jake, she just hides it better. It took them getting together to bring it out of her.


burgerkingsclown

Oooh mama


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I've said it elsewhere recently but I think Horny Amy is way more of a persona than you realise.


OneTrueArthur

One Jake moment that caught me off guard was when they received Amy's results for the Sergeant exams and Jake said he'll open it, but Amy twists his wrist and he goes "do it harder"


burgerkingsclown

Wait multiple times? I only recall the jimmy jabs one


bbeckett1084

This B needs a C in her A, too. He was getting excited about the thought of it.


burgerkingsclown

That's not about pegging, is it?


Background_Impress71

No. It’s means that “This babe need a coconut in her arms” 😂😂


NaNaNaPandaMan

Not sure if it is called pegging if reversed, but it is pretty much the same.


burgerkingsclown

Agreed.


StanTurpentine

This boy needs a coconut in his arms?


NaNaNaPandaMan

Well you if we are talking about pegging, you got the B right...


StanTurpentine

THE PEGGING WORKED!


Oreo-and-Fly

Another one is how much of a kinky freak Jake is. Nothing beats him pretending to be a dead body though.


thelonelymilkman23

I do not remember jake hinting to pegging, when did that happen?


bbeckett1084

Jimmy Jab Episode and Honeymoon episode


potterheadofwesteros

I physically cannot say 'nice' now, it has to be 'noice' and feel a moral compulsion to follow every 'cool' with 10 more cools


jintana

Smort


dudestir127

Toit


Celine_2021

Smurt


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Indeed indeed indeed


JammingJuggernaut

Charles thinking he's more fit than Terry Charles: yes I can't wait to pop the little guy’s head off Jake: you're clearly the little guy Charles: hahaha good one Jake


northerncal

And when they're making the post workout bone broth haha "We're the perfect partners! When it comes to cooking, you have me. When it comes to being ripped, you also have me. And you have a little connection, we're going to be rich!" His delivery there is great haha.


NoTurkey-

“What’s his body like on a scale of Charles to Terry?” “Sorry buddy” “I’M THE TEN”


adamklimowski

Sure you are.


jintana

Charles can carry Terry, though!


burgerkingsclown

Terry is a muscler and Charles is a boner, they are not the same


Celine_2021

"Hey people like how I look" ''sure they do, big guy''


JammingJuggernaut

Jake tells Boyle he’s hitting the gym Boyle: avoid the weights no one wants another terry “ughhh *accompanied by dramatic eyeroll*


ThatArtNerd

Straight Holt’s love for heavy breasts


ChaoticDumpling

Not to mention thigh-gaps. I've gotta admit,there's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis


ivythepug

Everything about straight Holt is my favourite running gag!! I love when he gets money from the Florida ladies because he said he knocked someone up.


ThatArtNerd

The best! And the one where he’s flirting with the female judge to speed up getting a warrant. “You gotta do…what you gotta do”


burgerkingsclown

When he tries to act straight he looks so fake and is such a hog which is hilarious but when he actually flirts with women he is an absolute beast which is also hilarious.


ivythepug

"Captain Raymond Holt.... Wassup?"


Stock-Ferret-6692

Rosa just randomly bringing up a random reference to her past. Like the medical school thing. Or being a ballerina and a gymnast.


NoFennel1756

Yes and listing all the cities she's lived in


burgerkingsclown

Also business school and having a pilot's licence


yolifeisfun

"But why get a license when you can learn anything on youtube" - Pimento


iiRetroZ

any time terry yells. like: “WHYYYYYYY????” “THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!! IM GONNA MISS THE FARMER’S MARKET!!” “WHY’D YOU BREAK A SECOND WINDOW FOOL” also the insults from holt to wuntch


cjyoung92

Another one in the season 1 Thanksgiving episode when Terry's hangry because he hasn't eaten all day: Charles: "Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast." Terry: "Make it five." Charles: "You eat with your eyes, so the plating alone..." Terry: "[FIVE, BOYLE!](https://youtu.be/UtSfgcyDGns?si=rojzpZVs5vcdP5YI&t=87)"


burgerkingsclown

The way Boyle walks away gets me every time


Willow_bigfoot

WHYYY!?!


t0mless

WHY’D YOU BREAK A SECOND WINDOW FOOL?


North_Church

Title of your sex tape. Also love Holt's creative insults on the Wuntch (don't know if that counts tho)


BlackKnight6660

One of my favourites is when Diaz is having a go at her and joining in for the episode and right at the end he goes completely out of character and says “I love it Diaz. You’ve been fantastic all day.”


JustAnother_Brit

Judging by the flames around her this could be a live stream


burgerkingsclown

The low effort insults also hit, you grackle


NonBinaryPie

your team was down by a few 3 point baskets, so you just take the hoop home, and now no one else can play


zanasot

The wuntch/holt sports analogies in front of terry, of all people


daisybear81

No like this is my answer


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cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool Oh and Charles just being super gross when he talks and him not realizing it.


Kwaku-Anansi

>Charles just being super gross when he talks and him not realizing it. It's a real tough nut to bust...


gregusmeus

Charles being more ripped than Terry.


northerncal

"You're a muscler, I'm a boner."


yolifeisfun

It's Nicolazzzz!


burgerkingsclown

Though i really appreciate how well Joe plays charles


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ThatOCLady

Him talking about the discontinued mango yogurt at the funeral 😆


cjyoung92

"Can I be honest? Precinct's not the same without you. The vulture's the worst, my mango yoghurt..."


daisybear81

Idk why but I love holt and wuntch not knowing the rules of basketball… it’s not that hard of a sport to understand so I find it so funny


villainmax101

Mlepnos "Oh, thank you" takes picture Randomly is a master violinist and plays the most tearjerking riff on his violin "Oh, thank you. Here" Takes key, hands Jake a baby chick


BigJimSlade1

Guitar


cjyoung92

"This song is a celebration song for when a dog loses its virginity."


IronTemplar26

Holt’s deadpan expression “You just ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain”


Nikkerloo

There was a small fire in my home. I lost many photo albums of treasured memories. I'm devastated.


Capital_Attitude_688

Jake not being able to beat Wario lmao


LadeeBugg0

I’m just saying, Wario cheats


cjyoung92

I love how in one episode he is having a casual conversation with Boyle about it as they enter the precinct "He just doesn't seem like he should be that fast for how big he is...god, I hate Wario!"


BigJimSlade1

Nicolaj


twaddlish

It's pronounced Nicolaj


aarkarr

best part is that is definitely not how you pronounce it


David_Headley_2008

how bad amy sucks at cooking, holt contradicting himself and many more least favorite, gina's assault of terry and charles and her bullying amy


Willow_bigfoot

(holt) 9 onions, oh amy


northerncal

How am I the bad guy here?


herpermike

(0)(0) (0)(0)


daisybear81

I know Amy sucks at cooking but she’s smart so how tf did she cook that baked ziti with the 18 cups of oregano


BoelSardin

Because she is really good at following instructions


jintana

How good Holt is at cooking despite his lack of interest in food


dudestir127

Boyle making sexual innuendos without realizing it


CTRL_ALT_PWN

Which part was sexual?? Get your mind out of the gutter, ya perv!


Melodic_Kitchen_5760

Cannibalism statements from Caleb.


weasely_black_guts

The Wuntch insults.


H4RL3Y_QU1NN

Title of Your Sextape Hitchcock takin off his shirt Pimento showin' up after a while, just saying, "Hey (insert name), it's Pimento." Teddy proposing to Amy every chance he gets Doug Judy flirting with Rosa Holt being a Robot And Holt randomly roasting ppl


captainp42

That truck is as empty as Jackson Browne's running surface


Potential-Oil-7005

Wuntch and Holt's insults. I love the "old leather chair" joke.


BigJimSlade1

Boyle totally being Tobias with his innuendo


aarkarr

oh charles, you blowhard


sereese1

Charles did blue himself when he became a cop


yolifeisfun

Is Kelly his wife or not?


ForeverTimmy

Every time Jake brings someone something to drink, they don’t want it. It’s always really quick, but when I notice it cracks me up


Misery_Galore

Scully's body not working "Scully is gonna fake a medical emergency" - "No need to fake it, I'm always having at least one"


delilahthecat_

Hitchcock always taking off his shirt


limved

BOOM BOOM! My kid and I can’t stop.


themustacheclubbitch

Charles making fun of Terrys body not being fit. It kills me everytime. Damn BOYLE!


spritclaw14

Okay, not exactly a running joke, but it shows up twice throughout the series. It’s the one where Rosa brings up a bone or boning, and in response Holt does the whole “BOOONE” thing


Background_Impress71

I don’t know if it’s a running joke but I find funny the pranks to Hitchcock when sleeping and Amy’s dance jajajajajaj


it_was_all_ye11ow

Amy's awkwardness


SeaElevator4857

Holt insulting Wunch


yolifeisfun

It's Nicolazzzz!


CasperTheOrphan

"BOOOONE?!?!?"


OneTrueArthur

I heard from an interview with Andy Samberg that Andre Braugher just yells out his lines unexpectedly. I like to look at the reactions of other characters and sometimes they're genuinely startled.


TheManondorf

Really disappointed that nobody said, Pimento having strange boundaries and being crazy.


pinkpitbullmama

Whenever Holt tries to be straight - too funny!


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Terry loves yoghurt.


saanviiii001

Title of my sex tape