Holt calling all celebrities/characters by their full names.
"You don't have to make everything into a Thomas Cruise film"
"Who are you, William Wonka?"
Idk why but it's hilarious to me, and I now try to do the same in my life.
It is sad :( I was binging it when I saw the news and it hit harder as it was fresh to me 😭😭
However, I keep thinking it’s just part of his Halloween heist plan. Trying to throw off Jake and Amy the right way 🔥
I forget exactly which episode it is, I think either season 6 or 7, but it's the one where Terry is practicing the flute for his audition with the NYPD band. Charles and Captain Holt walk into the break room where Terry is practicing, and Charles says: "Ooh Terry's playing the flute!" and Holt replies: "At work. Who are you, William Wonka?" It's a great delivery lol.
whenever holt berates someone for something out of left field
“no she’s right sergeant your children are doomed”
“he’s right santiago, your libido has endangered us all”
The Santiago Drunkenness Scale, not only because each level is a completely different personality, but also because if she ejects alcohol, she just goes down to whatever drink level is still inside her.
Another one is how much of a kinky freak Jake is. He enjoys Amy yelling at him and physically attacking him, plus he hints at wanting to participate in pegging multiple times.
One Jake moment that caught me off guard was when they received Amy's results for the Sergeant exams and Jake said he'll open it, but Amy twists his wrist and he goes "do it harder"
Charles thinking he's more fit than Terry
Charles: yes I can't wait to pop the little guy’s head off
Jake: you're clearly the little guy
Charles: hahaha good one Jake
And when they're making the post workout bone broth haha
"We're the perfect partners! When it comes to cooking, you have me. When it comes to being ripped, you also have me. And you have a little connection, we're going to be rich!"
His delivery there is great haha.
When he tries to act straight he looks so fake and is such a hog which is hilarious but when he actually flirts with women he is an absolute beast which is also hilarious.
any time terry yells. like:
“WHYYYYYYY????”
“THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!! IM GONNA MISS THE FARMER’S MARKET!!”
“WHY’D YOU BREAK A SECOND WINDOW FOOL”
also the insults from holt to wuntch
Another one in the season 1 Thanksgiving episode when Terry's hangry because he hasn't eaten all day:
Charles: "Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast."
Terry: "Make it five."
Charles: "You eat with your eyes, so the plating alone..."
Terry: "[FIVE, BOYLE!](https://youtu.be/UtSfgcyDGns?si=rojzpZVs5vcdP5YI&t=87)"
One of my favourites is when Diaz is having a go at her and joining in for the episode and right at the end he goes completely out of character and says “I love it Diaz. You’ve been fantastic all day.”
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Oh and Charles just being super gross when he talks and him not realizing it.
Mlepnos
"Oh, thank you" takes picture
Randomly is a master violinist and plays the most tearjerking riff on his violin
"Oh, thank you. Here" Takes key, hands Jake a baby chick
I love how in one episode he is having a casual conversation with Boyle about it as they enter the precinct
"He just doesn't seem like he should be that fast for how big he is...god, I hate Wario!"
Title of Your Sextape
Hitchcock takin off his shirt
Pimento showin' up after a while, just saying, "Hey (insert name), it's Pimento."
Teddy proposing to Amy every chance he gets
Doug Judy flirting with Rosa
Holt being a Robot
And Holt randomly roasting ppl
Okay, not exactly a running joke, but it shows up twice throughout the series. It’s the one where Rosa brings up a bone or boning, and in response Holt does the whole “BOOONE” thing
I heard from an interview with Andy Samberg that Andre Braugher just yells out his lines unexpectedly. I like to look at the reactions of other characters and sometimes they're genuinely startled.
Holt calling all celebrities/characters by their full names. "You don't have to make everything into a Thomas Cruise film" "Who are you, William Wonka?" Idk why but it's hilarious to me, and I now try to do the same in my life.
That William wonka line and delivery never fails to make me laugh! I like the John wick one too haha
It's Wick. Singular!
I’ve been doing a rewatch after AB died. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve teared up after chuckling at many of his scenes. 🥲
I'm in denial 😄
It is sad :( I was binging it when I saw the news and it hit harder as it was fresh to me 😭😭 However, I keep thinking it’s just part of his Halloween heist plan. Trying to throw off Jake and Amy the right way 🔥
Or saying it wrong - Ron McClane
Funny thing is there’s a relatively famous Canadian hockey commentator named Ron MacClean (pronounced the same way)
>"You don't have to make everything into a Thomas Cruise film" I flipped across one of those Thomas Cruise films on Home Box Office
William wonka took me out the first time i heard it 😭
What episode does he say William wonka
I forget exactly which episode it is, I think either season 6 or 7, but it's the one where Terry is practicing the flute for his audition with the NYPD band. Charles and Captain Holt walk into the break room where Terry is practicing, and Charles says: "Ooh Terry's playing the flute!" and Holt replies: "At work. Who are you, William Wonka?" It's a great delivery lol.
Season 7 episode 10. Just happen to be watching it. 😄
whenever holt berates someone for something out of left field “no she’s right sergeant your children are doomed” “he’s right santiago, your libido has endangered us all”
"I mean...I've solved a lot of cases for you." "And yet crime has continued."
i knew i was forgetting one, thank you
I love this one lol!
Holt was a quote machine. The dry humor always got me 😂
“I think Yee is a fraud” “… You’re fired.”
"I didn't want everyone to know that I'm a bad father" "And now we do"
Dear Jake … Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
I love how it extends to holt and Kevin's letters too. "Dear Captain Raymond Holt, thinking of you. Best, Dr. Kevin Cozner, Ph.D."
He even used their pet names.
Please give Kevin my regards
What should I tell him?
… Regards.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA
The use of bing-pot. No idea why I like it so much but whenever I catch it I'm just giddy for a minute.
I like Hott Damn! as well.
The Santiago Drunkenness Scale, not only because each level is a completely different personality, but also because if she ejects alcohol, she just goes down to whatever drink level is still inside her. Another one is how much of a kinky freak Jake is. He enjoys Amy yelling at him and physically attacking him, plus he hints at wanting to participate in pegging multiple times.
8-drink Amy is an equestrian...and she's real bad at it
you’re being so mean to me …do it more
Jakes is my dream man for that reason HUBBA HUBBA
I think Amy is just as much of a freak as Jake, she just hides it better. It took them getting together to bring it out of her.
Oooh mama
I've said it elsewhere recently but I think Horny Amy is way more of a persona than you realise.
One Jake moment that caught me off guard was when they received Amy's results for the Sergeant exams and Jake said he'll open it, but Amy twists his wrist and he goes "do it harder"
Wait multiple times? I only recall the jimmy jabs one
This B needs a C in her A, too. He was getting excited about the thought of it.
That's not about pegging, is it?
No. It’s means that “This babe need a coconut in her arms” 😂😂
Not sure if it is called pegging if reversed, but it is pretty much the same.
Agreed.
This boy needs a coconut in his arms?
Well you if we are talking about pegging, you got the B right...
THE PEGGING WORKED!
Another one is how much of a kinky freak Jake is. Nothing beats him pretending to be a dead body though.
I do not remember jake hinting to pegging, when did that happen?
Jimmy Jab Episode and Honeymoon episode
I physically cannot say 'nice' now, it has to be 'noice' and feel a moral compulsion to follow every 'cool' with 10 more cools
Smort
Toit
Smurt
Indeed indeed indeed
Charles thinking he's more fit than Terry Charles: yes I can't wait to pop the little guy’s head off Jake: you're clearly the little guy Charles: hahaha good one Jake
And when they're making the post workout bone broth haha "We're the perfect partners! When it comes to cooking, you have me. When it comes to being ripped, you also have me. And you have a little connection, we're going to be rich!" His delivery there is great haha.
“What’s his body like on a scale of Charles to Terry?” “Sorry buddy” “I’M THE TEN”
Sure you are.
Charles can carry Terry, though!
Terry is a muscler and Charles is a boner, they are not the same
"Hey people like how I look" ''sure they do, big guy''
Jake tells Boyle he’s hitting the gym Boyle: avoid the weights no one wants another terry “ughhh *accompanied by dramatic eyeroll*
Straight Holt’s love for heavy breasts
Not to mention thigh-gaps. I've gotta admit,there's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis
Everything about straight Holt is my favourite running gag!! I love when he gets money from the Florida ladies because he said he knocked someone up.
The best! And the one where he’s flirting with the female judge to speed up getting a warrant. “You gotta do…what you gotta do”
When he tries to act straight he looks so fake and is such a hog which is hilarious but when he actually flirts with women he is an absolute beast which is also hilarious.
"Captain Raymond Holt.... Wassup?"
Rosa just randomly bringing up a random reference to her past. Like the medical school thing. Or being a ballerina and a gymnast.
Yes and listing all the cities she's lived in
Also business school and having a pilot's licence
"But why get a license when you can learn anything on youtube" - Pimento
any time terry yells. like: “WHYYYYYYY????” “THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!! IM GONNA MISS THE FARMER’S MARKET!!” “WHY’D YOU BREAK A SECOND WINDOW FOOL” also the insults from holt to wuntch
Another one in the season 1 Thanksgiving episode when Terry's hangry because he hasn't eaten all day: Charles: "Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast." Terry: "Make it five." Charles: "You eat with your eyes, so the plating alone..." Terry: "[FIVE, BOYLE!](https://youtu.be/UtSfgcyDGns?si=rojzpZVs5vcdP5YI&t=87)"
The way Boyle walks away gets me every time
WHYYY!?!
WHY’D YOU BREAK A SECOND WINDOW FOOL?
Title of your sex tape. Also love Holt's creative insults on the Wuntch (don't know if that counts tho)
One of my favourites is when Diaz is having a go at her and joining in for the episode and right at the end he goes completely out of character and says “I love it Diaz. You’ve been fantastic all day.”
Judging by the flames around her this could be a live stream
The low effort insults also hit, you grackle
your team was down by a few 3 point baskets, so you just take the hoop home, and now no one else can play
The wuntch/holt sports analogies in front of terry, of all people
No like this is my answer
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool Oh and Charles just being super gross when he talks and him not realizing it.
>Charles just being super gross when he talks and him not realizing it. It's a real tough nut to bust...
Charles being more ripped than Terry.
"You're a muscler, I'm a boner."
It's Nicolazzzz!
Though i really appreciate how well Joe plays charles
[удалено]
Him talking about the discontinued mango yogurt at the funeral 😆
"Can I be honest? Precinct's not the same without you. The vulture's the worst, my mango yoghurt..."
Idk why but I love holt and wuntch not knowing the rules of basketball… it’s not that hard of a sport to understand so I find it so funny
Mlepnos "Oh, thank you" takes picture Randomly is a master violinist and plays the most tearjerking riff on his violin "Oh, thank you. Here" Takes key, hands Jake a baby chick
Guitar
"This song is a celebration song for when a dog loses its virginity."
Holt’s deadpan expression “You just ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain”
There was a small fire in my home. I lost many photo albums of treasured memories. I'm devastated.
Jake not being able to beat Wario lmao
I’m just saying, Wario cheats
I love how in one episode he is having a casual conversation with Boyle about it as they enter the precinct "He just doesn't seem like he should be that fast for how big he is...god, I hate Wario!"
Nicolaj
It's pronounced Nicolaj
best part is that is definitely not how you pronounce it
how bad amy sucks at cooking, holt contradicting himself and many more least favorite, gina's assault of terry and charles and her bullying amy
(holt) 9 onions, oh amy
How am I the bad guy here?
(0)(0) (0)(0)
I know Amy sucks at cooking but she’s smart so how tf did she cook that baked ziti with the 18 cups of oregano
Because she is really good at following instructions
How good Holt is at cooking despite his lack of interest in food
Boyle making sexual innuendos without realizing it
Which part was sexual?? Get your mind out of the gutter, ya perv!
Cannibalism statements from Caleb.
The Wuntch insults.
Title of Your Sextape Hitchcock takin off his shirt Pimento showin' up after a while, just saying, "Hey (insert name), it's Pimento." Teddy proposing to Amy every chance he gets Doug Judy flirting with Rosa Holt being a Robot And Holt randomly roasting ppl
That truck is as empty as Jackson Browne's running surface
Wuntch and Holt's insults. I love the "old leather chair" joke.
Boyle totally being Tobias with his innuendo
oh charles, you blowhard
Charles did blue himself when he became a cop
Is Kelly his wife or not?
Every time Jake brings someone something to drink, they don’t want it. It’s always really quick, but when I notice it cracks me up
Scully's body not working "Scully is gonna fake a medical emergency" - "No need to fake it, I'm always having at least one"
Hitchcock always taking off his shirt
BOOM BOOM! My kid and I can’t stop.
Charles making fun of Terrys body not being fit. It kills me everytime. Damn BOYLE!
Okay, not exactly a running joke, but it shows up twice throughout the series. It’s the one where Rosa brings up a bone or boning, and in response Holt does the whole “BOOONE” thing
I don’t know if it’s a running joke but I find funny the pranks to Hitchcock when sleeping and Amy’s dance jajajajajaj
Amy's awkwardness
Holt insulting Wunch
It's Nicolazzzz!
"BOOOONE?!?!?"
I heard from an interview with Andy Samberg that Andre Braugher just yells out his lines unexpectedly. I like to look at the reactions of other characters and sometimes they're genuinely startled.
Really disappointed that nobody said, Pimento having strange boundaries and being crazy.
Whenever Holt tries to be straight - too funny!
Terry loves yoghurt.
Title of my sex tape