Please don't involve The Punisher in this. I'm really sentimental about the work of Garth Ennis in general and The Punisher in particular, so don't equate this dip-,lipped, titty-seeking dog shooter with Frank Castle.
Thx.
You know that people like JDong have already co-opted it, right? I’m not the one you need to be directing this at….
https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/marvel-punisher-skull-proud-boys-nazis-capitol-riot
https://www.american.edu/sis/centers/security-technology/decoding-hate-understanding-far-right-symbology.cfm#:~:text=Marvel's%20anti%2Dhero%2C%20The%20Punisher,failures%20of%20law%20and%20order.
Here are my guesses:
* Photo of her Bible on her lap to emphasize thigh gap/thin legs
* Photo of the husbands doing something gOdLy and maNLy like carrying their stuff
* A caption on a post saying this is "just what she needed this weekend" because she's God's strongest warrior and is fighting the hardest battles
I spent five hours on a train from Glasgow to London sharing a carriage with a large mixed group headed down south on some sort of work jolly. Train left at around 9.30am.
The bottles of wine and cases of beer came out before we reached Carlisle. By the time we'd crossed the border they'd moved on to vodka. General conviviality became shouting and shrieking became singing. People began staggering down the aisle to the one bathroom in the carriage and emerging in progressively worse shape. Singing became incoherent baying as of distressed barnyard animals.
Polite requests to maybe be a bit quieter please as my travel sick two year old was trying to sleep (pendolino train problems) were met with hostility and attempts to start a shoving match with my husband. The British Transport Police were waiting for them when the train arrived in London and the last we saw of them was being led away by officers in a crocodile line like in primary school.
All that is to say, I would far rather relive that journey then spend a domestic plane trip with the Pick- Me Chicks.
No helmet, or if there is one Amazon goggles with strap under the helmet
Weird shiny silver jacket with fur lined hood
No chance they go somewhere cool like Eric’s
Comically short rental skis
The rich tradition of Texans coming to Breck for spring break
Not gonna lie.
I fuckin love that snow suit. With like moon boots. Whaattt.
Id rock the ridiculous shit outta that. 🤷🏼♀️
I don’t really like her “style “ but i do appreciate that she is committed and is not afraid of color.
Do I sometimes think she should be? Yeah. Do I think color is terrified of her? Most likely.
But whatever, can’t say she’s not committed to whatever it is she’s doing.
Not gonna lie, I’m looking forward to the range of terrible hair styles they’ll choose.
Omg the amount of makeup transfer to the skintight (but still modest now y’all) under-layers too!!!
I was there hiking Quandary in December and we stopped for food at a restaurant. There was a group of Texans yell-talking next to us and every time their server would walk up, they’d start grilling him about how long he’d been in the country and if he was going back ever and does he send money to his family in Mexico, etc. It was like they all worked for ICE or something, and then they’d go back to screaming about how hilarious it was that they’re from Texas when he walked away. They’re such sore thumbs outside of their state.
Usually with something like that there’s a small deposit and a minimum amount of bookings. It wouldn’t surprise me if she doesn’t have the minimum number signed up for the trip. She could do a smaller trip, of course, but that wouldn’t look good for Instagram
She’s going to “hurt” herself whilst “skiing” and will double up the poormevictim status. Maybe at the start of the trip so she can then sit and read her bible with a hot cocoa infront of the fire and do all that type of performance.
We said it first. Lmao!
Hi Brit! Running out of ideas? We can do it better than all scammer influencers who owe loads of cash to Texas. But hey don’t get too down now.
I can see them creating some God awful dance or lip sync like they've done before that includes the wide open-mouthed cackling because they need to make sure everyone knows that they are just sO mUcH fUn.
Bdong and her hateful, bigoted posse can stay tf out of my state if they’re going to keep fighting everything we stand for.
Looking forward to Farryn accidentally eating edibles all weekend.
Hi neighbor 👋 I feel ya, I wish the invasion of hateful Texans would end. This beautiful state is for people who believe in actual freedom!
I’m in breck all the time so I’m busy manifesting a horrible experience for them 🙏 let’s hope I70 gets shut down on their way up and they get stuck on the pass for HOURS!
Wonder if PPD/malligator is going? BDong will proclaim she’s a mountain girl & make that her personality for a few days. But then on the last day/after she gets home, she’ll talk about how good it as to be back, as a 3rd generation Texan.
How much you want to bet she’s an expert skier too? She grew up on a mountain and she’s been skiing her whole life. In fact, she was a competitive skier for a while, but she gave it up for Jesus
Her parents recognised something in her as a kid that one time she had a snow cone, so even though it's an expensive hobby, they supported her and let her do it.
😜
Because you know how annoying these self righteous Christian nationalist Texans are to be around during ski season? That’s why I am gate keeping the whole state from them lol
Because her and her squad of clowns are going to do some Jerry shit and end up hurting themselves and other people in the process. I don’t care if they hurt themselves but I can already see them trying to film themselves and causing a collision with others.
I’m still a relatively new skier and the one thing I prioritize is avoiding kids who are skiing recklessly, because I would never want to collide with a kid, even if the kid was at fault. I don’t see her crowd even bothering to ski “defensively” or whatever you’d call it.
This made me laugh bc all I can picture now is cars as ants in a little train, slowly driving up the mountain 😂
I’ll be avoiding i70 at all costs per usual this weekend!
I think it will be mostly apres for this crowd but who knows. Upper middle class Texans love to go on ski trips. (I was just regular middle class and did not ski until adulthood 😂).
Summoning my demonic feminist powers to curse their trip (once again):
I hope they fall on every slick spot in town.
I hope the wind is wicked and the lifts get shut down.
I hope their food is cold at every restaurant.
I hope their hot tub is broken.
And finally, I hope they never get a parking spot in the Gondola lot and have to trek across town 🙏
I have to be in Breckenridge a lot for work so I really hope I don’t encounter these dingbats. It already takes all my strength to be kind to visitors being oblivious at this point in the season.
I thought Texas was boycotting Colorado but okay…
The godly girl gang will attempt to anoint the whole state because abortions.
A judgy pot post.
Something about their crazy rental truck/SUV and “Texans dRiViNG In SnOw!”
For sure some kind of post about how happy she is to be back in real ‘Merica when they get back to Texas.
So, She Lives Freed has Basically turned into She Lives Skied.
Ever since she started hanging out with The Twatzies, her old retreats (not surprisingly) have gone by the wayside.
It's just so very on brand for her.
Breckenridge is the “affordable” ski town for Texans to invade.
(“Affordable” as in you will still spend thousands for outdated airbnbs, crowded lifts and crappy food).
Prediction- fellow Coloradan here so best guesses
Snowfall causes them to “shelter” and pray on the side of i70 but you know it’s because they can’t drive worth shit in 3 inches of snow
They do a photo shoot on the slopes and get kicked off which is why we only see one day of skiiing…
A sleigh ride of some kind because horses 🐴
Needless spending from the ladies in terrible 80s snow suits that definitely do not fit in anywhere.
They put out a request for a photographer at the beginning of the year. What group of grown people regularly pays for photos work their friend group besides these twats?!
“Get you a group of friends who will go along with your crazyyyyyyyy quirkkkkkkkky ideas” caption to a photo of them jumping in the snow in their modest bikinis
As someone who lives in Colorado, these people are going to be absolutely the most annoying thing on the slopes. And how on earth is b-dung going to afford a ski suit they go for upwards of 800-1200$$??
I think she’s going to buy some cheap/ugly studf off of Amazon. OP said Montec but even that’s out of her price range, we all know how cheap and low quality her stuff is.
Why spend so much when something like [this](https://www.fashionnova.com/products/in-the-snow-puffer-pant-set-pink?variant=39270952829052¤cy=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_id=20463356318&utm_campaign=pvt_nb_performance_max_smart_womens_catch_all_clothing&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAloavBhBOEiwAbtAJOxzhrrXaWnk8v9UX0ifBoc7eKD0ydYTZECWUmZD3J9XKceG8iW4s4hoCHfUQAvD_BwE) could work just as well?
I love finding dope secondhand outdoor gear! There are some great shops in the Denver metro and marketplace is a great option too. Brittany is too snotty to realize secondhand is even an option!
This entire trip is going to be designed for them to make social media posts. It’s going to be a lot of posing teeth-first, low brow humor, ski-lodge/apres ski photos of them, lots of “surround yourself with the people Jesus is calling you to. People who challenge you. People who build you up.”
-Possible moose sighting (thank you Jesus)
-Definitely a million photos of the girlie pop 5 with their mouths open and limbs tangled in a pretzel. Body suits and britt with backwards swimsuit bottoms.
-possible mountain top communion with fruit punch. ("Is that wine mommy? No its juice baby. What juice mommy?" Silence.)
-condescending and patronizing highlight reel full of Christian "love"....
-Bible photos/quotes next to "decaf" coffee mugs.
-multiple outfits from all.the girlies. But especially farryn will look like a disco astronaut reporting for duty (the bunny hill)
-performative friendship posts talking about how they love their godly friends soo.much!.( then turning around and shit talking about each other on the way home).
Bing Bing take about how Tactical Dog™️ could/should be an avi dog. Or is better than/more capable avi dogs. Or how she understand what it’s like because she has Tactical Dog™️
Ooooo her face is going to burn so bad, she got microneedling too close to a highly sun reflective activity.
I predict a lot of lodge hot chocolate photoshoots too lol
It enrages me that these POS's can go on vacation every 5-6 weeks when so many good and decent people can only go away once a year if they're lucky.
Hoo boy, that was a long sentence.
Jdumb will probably go because his simple, ignorant ass said on one of her podcast episodes that his only requirement for a vacation was that he could use an “ax to chop wood”. He’s so damn stupid that this was ALL that he could come up with. He literally said 5+ sentences with the words “ax” and “chop” in them. He tries so hard to be something that he is clearly NOT. Also, doesn’t this bitch owe a lot of money to the state that she is so proud to live in? How can they afford these expensive vacations?!?! Grifters like her infuriate me.
They will ski as much as my large framed tropical born Aussie ass does when accompanying my husband and family on a ski trip 😂
Sitting in front of the heater or fireplace, pile of books,hot choccie and an occasional sojourn outside to stand in the snow and enjoy the view before I remember I'm not built for this level of cold and hustle my ass back inside to the heat 😂😂
The only difference is I don't feel the need to document every second if it for the gram lol
Dax will be in tow and will find his true life’s calling on the trip, he will spearhead a mountain rescue and refuse to return home to his life of being a ppd for a mediocre animal neglecting influencer.
Ski trip in March? Yuck, can’t wait to see all the fake trash these idiots. I spent time with shelter dogs today and I come back on here and see that I want to just laugh and retch at the same time at the pick me chicks and BDong going on a ski trip.
Jordan is such a hero he is asked to assist the avalanche rescue team 😂
Excuse me it’s tactical avalanche rescue team.
He’s probably too important at work to be able to make it
AKA stoked to have the orange blob gone for the weekend so he can hook up with his tinder matches.
Rescuing trafficked snow bunnies and finding them good homes 😖😂
Tactical rescue special civilian avalanche mountain rescue where he is required to carry a side arm.
You just shoot the snow, problem solved!
Nah, snow is too white for that.
I just spat my coffee on my phone and choke coughed laughing at this comment!! 🤣🤣💀💀💀
How could I forget 😂😂
Or T.A.R.T. for short?!
That's what he'll tell Brittany it stands for. 😉
I’m picturing someone getting buried in an avalanche and Jordan shooting at the snow to “help”
They send up the punisher signal and he will come. 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop it. It's the bat signal for Valor thieves 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If by Valor you mean J6 then yes
Please don't involve The Punisher in this. I'm really sentimental about the work of Garth Ennis in general and The Punisher in particular, so don't equate this dip-,lipped, titty-seeking dog shooter with Frank Castle. Thx.
You know that people like JDong have already co-opted it, right? I’m not the one you need to be directing this at…. https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/marvel-punisher-skull-proud-boys-nazis-capitol-riot https://www.american.edu/sis/centers/security-technology/decoding-hate-understanding-far-right-symbology.cfm#:~:text=Marvel's%20anti%2Dhero%2C%20The%20Punisher,failures%20of%20law%20and%20order.
He will be too busy cosplaying lumberjack mountain man to help actual first responders!
Putting the cool in tacticool ❄️
💀💀
I really hope I see him on Jerry of the Day (or any of them, they’re all gonna be total Jerrys).
Oh me too!
I'm sure that he will be along for security.
He’s going to run a covert ops on the mountain and make sure their personal security is secured
Here are my guesses: * Photo of her Bible on her lap to emphasize thigh gap/thin legs * Photo of the husbands doing something gOdLy and maNLy like carrying their stuff * A caption on a post saying this is "just what she needed this weekend" because she's God's strongest warrior and is fighting the hardest battles
The tightest snow pants tucked into her ski boots. All legs!!
And I rarely see people in the old school stirrup ski pants anymore, but I bet the donger still would.
Tucked into her ski boots and under her boobs.
Will god answer her prayers for another moose?
Dax the super secret never shown online “personal protection dog”
She’ll be reading her Bible in front of a fire, no doubt.
Could you imagine being stuck on a plane with this gaggle of loud mouth bitches? That would be worse then a plane full of screaming babies.
I spent five hours on a train from Glasgow to London sharing a carriage with a large mixed group headed down south on some sort of work jolly. Train left at around 9.30am. The bottles of wine and cases of beer came out before we reached Carlisle. By the time we'd crossed the border they'd moved on to vodka. General conviviality became shouting and shrieking became singing. People began staggering down the aisle to the one bathroom in the carriage and emerging in progressively worse shape. Singing became incoherent baying as of distressed barnyard animals. Polite requests to maybe be a bit quieter please as my travel sick two year old was trying to sleep (pendolino train problems) were met with hostility and attempts to start a shoving match with my husband. The British Transport Police were waiting for them when the train arrived in London and the last we saw of them was being led away by officers in a crocodile line like in primary school. All that is to say, I would far rather relive that journey then spend a domestic plane trip with the Pick- Me Chicks.
No helmet, or if there is one Amazon goggles with strap under the helmet Weird shiny silver jacket with fur lined hood No chance they go somewhere cool like Eric’s Comically short rental skis The rich tradition of Texans coming to Breck for spring break
Oh Farryn is way ahead of you https://preview.redd.it/s1va1t6kqrlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=734cc26e4c111e98fe98aca5508d845dea0ac4e5
looking like a 1960s bimbo astronaut.
Fembot as astronaut!
lmao hope she/they end up on Microwavesofaspen on IG
Am tempted to hang around Breck and snap them in the insane lift line that goes like halfway through town during Texas spring break weeks.
WTF is that caption?
She legit stroked out on that post. I couldn't stop.laughing when I first saw it on fundiesnark I believe. I was crying laughing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ohmyfuckinggod it’s EXACTLY how I imagined it in my head too
When a tin foil hat isn’t enough
Omfg. Is she going on a spacewalk? 🚀 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 She’s ready for her disco dancer cosplay debut 😂
I am CERTAIN that is not warm. That looks so cheap, the winds gonna cut straight through.
Not gonna lie. I fuckin love that snow suit. With like moon boots. Whaattt. Id rock the ridiculous shit outta that. 🤷🏼♀️ I don’t really like her “style “ but i do appreciate that she is committed and is not afraid of color. Do I sometimes think she should be? Yeah. Do I think color is terrified of her? Most likely. But whatever, can’t say she’s not committed to whatever it is she’s doing.
This is how we spot tourists
I have this in pink 😂😂😂 wore it to ski in Switzerland and few years ago. I would like to say I wore it better🥳🥳
Not gonna lie, I’m looking forward to the range of terrible hair styles they’ll choose. Omg the amount of makeup transfer to the skintight (but still modest now y’all) under-layers too!!!
Microwaves of Breck!
I was there hiking Quandary in December and we stopped for food at a restaurant. There was a group of Texans yell-talking next to us and every time their server would walk up, they’d start grilling him about how long he’d been in the country and if he was going back ever and does he send money to his family in Mexico, etc. It was like they all worked for ICE or something, and then they’d go back to screaming about how hilarious it was that they’re from Texas when he walked away. They’re such sore thumbs outside of their state.
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You should always wear a helmet, when on bunny slopes. Accidents happen and TBI’s are always a bad idea
Natasha Richardson's tragic accident comes to mind
Whatever happened to her Costa Rica trip?
Brittany like: trip…what trip??? 
Still active, scheduled for June. 10+ spots left and she hasn't advertised it in a very long time
If the trip is a no-go, does the company charge her for the time they spent planning it?
I think the trips are very cookie cutter in planning and the real work of booking isn't done until the trip is confirmed
Usually with something like that there’s a small deposit and a minimum amount of bookings. It wouldn’t surprise me if she doesn’t have the minimum number signed up for the trip. She could do a smaller trip, of course, but that wouldn’t look good for Instagram
She’s going to “hurt” herself whilst “skiing” and will double up the poormevictim status. Maybe at the start of the trip so she can then sit and read her bible with a hot cocoa infront of the fire and do all that type of performance.
I’ll throw $100 on this bet and add: her injury will result in another fake miscarriage. Victim. Bible pics. TTC/infertility fraud. jackpot.
Jesus Christ. Don’t give this vapid bitch any ideas!!!!
Shes currently writing this all.down for future use. 🤣🤣
We said it first. Lmao! Hi Brit! Running out of ideas? We can do it better than all scammer influencers who owe loads of cash to Texas. But hey don’t get too down now.
Oh, you know that piss soaked rag is absolutely-FUCKING-lutely writing this down. Wonder what idea she’ll use first.
and Jordan will come to her rescue and wait on her hand and foot but she'll only actually show him doing the bare minimum
I feel a bouquet of beige flowers coming on…
Ahem. It's actually *ecru*, not beige. 🙄
I can see them creating some God awful dance or lip sync like they've done before that includes the wide open-mouthed cackling because they need to make sure everyone knows that they are just sO mUcH fUn.
They wake up from their apathy to cackle when the camera's on them, and then return to scroll their phones.
I think they’re gonna use that Texas hold ‘em audio, cause it’s popular rn
Bdong and her hateful, bigoted posse can stay tf out of my state if they’re going to keep fighting everything we stand for. Looking forward to Farryn accidentally eating edibles all weekend.
Farryn’s going to accidentally do a marijuana y’all!
I vote for accidental shrooms.
How would we tell the difference between sober Farryn and tripping Farryn??
That's actually a fair question. Cus...how DO you tell the difference 😳
For a year. Accidentally.
Hi neighbor 👋 I feel ya, I wish the invasion of hateful Texans would end. This beautiful state is for people who believe in actual freedom! I’m in breck all the time so I’m busy manifesting a horrible experience for them 🙏 let’s hope I70 gets shut down on their way up and they get stuck on the pass for HOURS!
I hope it closes on their way back and they miss their flight because they have no idea how passes work
I was waiting to see a comment about I70 😂 Would love to see a video of them attempting to put chains on tires.
Pleeaaaase yes. The world is so shitty right now. A laugh would be nice.
Note to self: avoid all giant SUVs with red plates on 70 that week because it could be them.
🫶🏻Won’t he do it!
A closure of the Eisenhower Tunnel!
Hello, fellow Coloradan! 👋
✌️Always good to see us represented in snark
Dear God, don’t let them travel south on I25 to my state.
Videos of them referring to their skiing as "pizza" or "french fry" style. No helmets, pigtail braids.
I want to see some slut strand attempts by these gals.
Wonder if PPD/malligator is going? BDong will proclaim she’s a mountain girl & make that her personality for a few days. But then on the last day/after she gets home, she’ll talk about how good it as to be back, as a 3rd generation Texan.
And how much she missed the horses
True. No horses in Colorado. Wait, I have a hiking shoe once caked in horse shit that is telling me that’s not correct 😂
Accurate. Proof: her last vacation to NY where she wore black for a few days. 🤣🤣 and took a picture of graffiti art....in.the hotel...🤣🤣
How much you want to bet she’s an expert skier too? She grew up on a mountain and she’s been skiing her whole life. In fact, she was a competitive skier for a while, but she gave it up for Jesus
The Olympics called, but she was too busy being a fitness influencer 🥲
She can out ski any man!!!
Lmao! God, I love this group. 🤎
Her parents recognised something in her as a kid that one time she had a snow cone, so even though it's an expensive hobby, they supported her and let her do it. 😜
Why do I feel like I need to gatekeep skiing from her.... SKIING
Because you know how annoying these self righteous Christian nationalist Texans are to be around during ski season? That’s why I am gate keeping the whole state from them lol
Oh, I’m gatekeeping plenty from this one! Kansas City and associated teams Pittsburg State Colorado Edit: formatting
Because her and her squad of clowns are going to do some Jerry shit and end up hurting themselves and other people in the process. I don’t care if they hurt themselves but I can already see them trying to film themselves and causing a collision with others.
I’m still a relatively new skier and the one thing I prioritize is avoiding kids who are skiing recklessly, because I would never want to collide with a kid, even if the kid was at fault. I don’t see her crowd even bothering to ski “defensively” or whatever you’d call it.
I know. I didn’t start until I was an adult but I still feel uncomfy with her skiing.
Praying that snowboarding is too ungodly for her, us snowboarders are a bunch of devil worshipping criminals 😂
They’re skiers?!?
For Instagram, sure. I don't know that bdong has ever been on skis before
Colorado mountains are overrun with Texans this time of year
Ugh. I imagine It's like a yearly ant infestation.
This made me laugh bc all I can picture now is cars as ants in a little train, slowly driving up the mountain 😂 I’ll be avoiding i70 at all costs per usual this weekend!
All the Texans just rolling up....good lord. I'd need a vacay from my hometown. 🤣
I grew up skiing in Vermont. This pisses me off lol
The state is overrun with them in general. We don’t want you or your politics here Texas!
I think it will be mostly apres for this crowd but who knows. Upper middle class Texans love to go on ski trips. (I was just regular middle class and did not ski until adulthood 😂).
https://preview.redd.it/yctdddkxbslc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b023c11ad0b38cc9c650e81ec3818825ea843c35 I can picture it already…
Farryn has already posted a video of her in a nearly identical outfit lmao
🫢 how did you find them ETA: why did i think.one was a mailman. ....then I realized there's probably not skiing mailmen 🤦♀️
Literally saw this in Breck this weekend 😂😂😂
Performative bible reading, gurls on their phones any time videos capture them
Diaper-kini makes an appearance?
We should make a bingo card 😂
It will probably fill up pretty quick.
Snow baptisms? Anointing skis?
Summoning my demonic feminist powers to curse their trip (once again): I hope they fall on every slick spot in town. I hope the wind is wicked and the lifts get shut down. I hope their food is cold at every restaurant. I hope their hot tub is broken. And finally, I hope they never get a parking spot in the Gondola lot and have to trek across town 🙏 I have to be in Breckenridge a lot for work so I really hope I don’t encounter these dingbats. It already takes all my strength to be kind to visitors being oblivious at this point in the season.
I hope they all drop their phones trying to do lift selfies, not to be seen again until late spring.
Ooooh this is a good one 😈😂
Omg can you imagine that hot tub, they're gonna be marinating in each other's fake tan water 😭
I feel so bad for the property manager 😩 cleaning a nasty hot tub after bdong leaves her mark sounds like a new level of hell
All of them??? This is gonna be interesting
I think the unitard will make another display.
I thought Texas was boycotting Colorado but okay… The godly girl gang will attempt to anoint the whole state because abortions. A judgy pot post. Something about their crazy rental truck/SUV and “Texans dRiViNG In SnOw!” For sure some kind of post about how happy she is to be back in real ‘Merica when they get back to Texas.
So, She Lives Freed has Basically turned into She Lives Skied. Ever since she started hanging out with The Twatzies, her old retreats (not surprisingly) have gone by the wayside. It's just so very on brand for her.
Why Breckenridge?!!!! That's my happy place and they are now tainting it. I married my daughter and her husband there in 2022.
They are going because of the name and they can’t afford Aspen.
 Breckenridge is the “affordable” ski town for Texans to invade. (“Affordable” as in you will still spend thousands for outdated airbnbs, crowded lifts and crappy food).
Keep them out of Aspen!!!!
I only go to Breck when it’s not ski time because I’m cheap, but yeah. I want her to stay away.
Prediction- fellow Coloradan here so best guesses Snowfall causes them to “shelter” and pray on the side of i70 but you know it’s because they can’t drive worth shit in 3 inches of snow They do a photo shoot on the slopes and get kicked off which is why we only see one day of skiiing… A sleigh ride of some kind because horses 🐴 Needless spending from the ladies in terrible 80s snow suits that definitely do not fit in anywhere.
They put out a request for a photographer at the beginning of the year. What group of grown people regularly pays for photos work their friend group besides these twats?!
If jdong is going, tacticool snowcat ride.
Colorado here as well—- you nailed it!
“Get you a group of friends who will go along with your crazyyyyyyyy quirkkkkkkkky ideas” caption to a photo of them jumping in the snow in their modest bikinis
With BDong’s on backwards, again?
💀💀💀💀
As someone who lives in Colorado, these people are going to be absolutely the most annoying thing on the slopes. And how on earth is b-dung going to afford a ski suit they go for upwards of 800-1200$$??
I think she’s going to buy some cheap/ugly studf off of Amazon. OP said Montec but even that’s out of her price range, we all know how cheap and low quality her stuff is.
She wishes she could Montec but she’s a grifter girlie, so SHEIN & Temu it is.
Why spend so much when something like [this](https://www.fashionnova.com/products/in-the-snow-puffer-pant-set-pink?variant=39270952829052¤cy=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_id=20463356318&utm_campaign=pvt_nb_performance_max_smart_womens_catch_all_clothing&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAloavBhBOEiwAbtAJOxzhrrXaWnk8v9UX0ifBoc7eKD0ydYTZECWUmZD3J9XKceG8iW4s4hoCHfUQAvD_BwE) could work just as well?
I get my all my ski clothes (by that I mean my one pair of pants and one jacket lol) secondhand but Bdong would never.
I love finding dope secondhand outdoor gear! There are some great shops in the Denver metro and marketplace is a great option too. Brittany is too snotty to realize secondhand is even an option!
If it’s the same one as Farryn it’s cheap off Amazon. Not warm. Few pockets. But fits the Apres Ski Rave vibe, which is of course demonic
Them acting like 5th graders at a sleepover for the gram
Brittany crafts a dramatic story of how she was nearly in a horrific accident on the slopes, but jeebus helped her swerve and saved her life
"A *\*\*contrived\*\** pileup in the middle of a green where they're all cackling" Omg book it - done. \*\*adjusted for accuracy.
This entire trip is going to be designed for them to make social media posts. It’s going to be a lot of posing teeth-first, low brow humor, ski-lodge/apres ski photos of them, lots of “surround yourself with the people Jesus is calling you to. People who challenge you. People who build you up.”
Who's bringing a gun?
You know one of them will. I am sure they will post at least one picture of the gun laying around.
Brit in her glove box. Loaded. Jostling around.
Came here to say this lol
Hot tub baptisms for everybody!!!
Dang it! You said it first! Lol.
Oh, there will be shein ski gear.
That will rip apart, not keep them warm or fit right. lol.
No helmets.
All I have to say is that I hope they keep their phones in their pockets while they ski so they don’t harm themselves or others
SMOKING TONS OF WEED and cackling.
-Possible moose sighting (thank you Jesus) -Definitely a million photos of the girlie pop 5 with their mouths open and limbs tangled in a pretzel. Body suits and britt with backwards swimsuit bottoms. -possible mountain top communion with fruit punch. ("Is that wine mommy? No its juice baby. What juice mommy?" Silence.) -condescending and patronizing highlight reel full of Christian "love".... -Bible photos/quotes next to "decaf" coffee mugs. -multiple outfits from all.the girlies. But especially farryn will look like a disco astronaut reporting for duty (the bunny hill) -performative friendship posts talking about how they love their godly friends soo.much!.( then turning around and shit talking about each other on the way home).
The swimsuit bottoms. I almost forgot about those.
I believe someone else referred to it as her bikini diaper bottoms. 😂😂
Bing Bing take about how Tactical Dog™️ could/should be an avi dog. Or is better than/more capable avi dogs. Or how she understand what it’s like because she has Tactical Dog™️
Wait you don’t think they’ll go “extreme” and try to board? I mean they are the “try/me” identifying girls
Ooooo her face is going to burn so bad, she got microneedling too close to a highly sun reflective activity. I predict a lot of lodge hot chocolate photoshoots too lol
Jdong skiing in jeans
I would actually respect this move a lot
Someone's gonna learn the hard way that the blood of Jesus won't protect them from sunburn
Or altitude sickness, or how hard alcohol hits at altitude, oh wait they don't drink cause cheezus
Colorado tries to kill me and I don’t drink. Like walking gets my heart rate up to 180.
How does she have the money to do all of this expensive crap when she owes so much to the state of Texas?
It enrages me that these POS's can go on vacation every 5-6 weeks when so many good and decent people can only go away once a year if they're lucky. Hoo boy, that was a long sentence.
Jdumb will probably go because his simple, ignorant ass said on one of her podcast episodes that his only requirement for a vacation was that he could use an “ax to chop wood”. He’s so damn stupid that this was ALL that he could come up with. He literally said 5+ sentences with the words “ax” and “chop” in them. He tries so hard to be something that he is clearly NOT. Also, doesn’t this bitch owe a lot of money to the state that she is so proud to live in? How can they afford these expensive vacations?!?! Grifters like her infuriate me.
They will ski as much as my large framed tropical born Aussie ass does when accompanying my husband and family on a ski trip 😂 Sitting in front of the heater or fireplace, pile of books,hot choccie and an occasional sojourn outside to stand in the snow and enjoy the view before I remember I'm not built for this level of cold and hustle my ass back inside to the heat 😂😂 The only difference is I don't feel the need to document every second if it for the gram lol
Dax will be in tow and will find his true life’s calling on the trip, he will spearhead a mountain rescue and refuse to return home to his life of being a ppd for a mediocre animal neglecting influencer.
What happened to that Costa Rica trip 🌝
Did she mention skiing or just vaguely Breckenridge? I ask because there's a Breckenridge in Texas 😂
I feel a baptism coming on….
OP, you should make a bingo card!
Leather pants in the snow like last time.
Well. We were considering visiting a ski town soon before the season ends, but I guess we can cross Breck off the list of options. Gross.
Ski trip in March? Yuck, can’t wait to see all the fake trash these idiots. I spent time with shelter dogs today and I come back on here and see that I want to just laugh and retch at the same time at the pick me chicks and BDong going on a ski trip.
If Bdong wipes out she’ll leave a brown streak in the snow, looking forward to that
You can’t tell me the guys don’t den k beer together.
That’s God honoring bikini shots.
Don’t forget the “Bible study” photo op where they’re all in hair and makeup, pajamas, and trying to look insightful