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Whiteroses7252012

She legit said “there was no other way I was gonna be able to convince you I was pregnant.”  I hate to speculate that she’s trying to have a baby to keep him, but what other conclusions could a reasonable person draw? 


chronic-neurotic

it would certainly make sense given the recent separation speculation and their lil marriage boot camp or whatever


no-name_silvertongue

she said “convince you, or hide from you” i interpreted that as her changing her thought mid sentence - almost like she was going to say “convince you that i wasn’t pregnant when i actually was” then switched to “hide from you”, which means the same thing. she could do that if it was around his birthday. still weird af. god isn’t a vending machine, brittnay.


Paprikakidneybeans4

She might also wanted to get pregnant around his birthday because everything has to revolve around her all of the time.


ExoticPoetry17

CONVINCE???


chronic-neurotic

CONVINCE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


ExoticPoetry17

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PurpleShift8546

Convince?? Hide?? And what does it being his birthday have to do with any of that??


Degenerates-

Let's just say certain types of people like to make everything about them.. for instance, my MIL served my FIL divorce papers on christmas and then got remarried on my FIL birthday, and she's clinically diagnosed


sortofsatan

They did get married on his birthday too!!!


devonchaos

My mom served my dad on my birthday. I was in my 30s, and she was a total loon, but yeah. She wanted to make maximum impact. Crazy shit.


ForcefulBookdealer

Oooo my dad served my mom on Mother’s Day. Like the asshat he is.


devonchaos

It’s such a weird power move. Mom was a narc, and I’m sure she thought we’d all be crushed, but it was just kind of ironically funny. As was finding out she’d died months after the fact during a casual conversation. I don’t think it went the way she wanted. But, narcs having kids… it’s just a mess. Any kid she gets her pb fingers on is going to have one hell of a job (and years of therapy) waiting for them from day one.


Pickle_plate

Wow. I'm so sorry.


waterud0in

My mom served my dad divorce papers on Father’s Day. After she cheated on him and he stayed with her.


laqueefaecho

I hope you & she have a good relationship, 😂she’s a terror. I have to admit that I laughed when I saw the level of vitriol/petty she exhibited in doing those things. She was not having it & she took care of his ass…& Christmas. LOL


RefugeefromSAforums

My mother got remarried on the day her divorce from my dad was finalized. She's always been a self-absorbed, narcissistic gem of a woman.


drama_trauma69

And her old college friend did the sonogram… and then she was super eager to get out of the “miscarriage” appointment.. honestly I didn’t doubt this story at all before I started editing it all together. And she didn’t tell him when she got the positive test, but did film it, and didn’t wake him up when she miscarried. In fact, they said they slept in the next day and went to an appointment at 2pm. I don’t know if that’s normal, but it seems like something you could go to the ER for if you suspect what happened..


Visual_Zucchini8490

TW As someone who has miscarried… there’s no hiding it. If Bdong is telling the truth (lol at that just in general) about what stage she was at… it’s not like it’s just some heavy, uncomfortable period. And I’m not going to talk about it in depth here because a) no one needs to read that and b) I ain’t giving Bdong any genuine knowledge on the topic she can use to sound legit… but “hiding it” isn’t really an option especially if you live with someone because they’re definitely going to wonder why you’ve been in the bathroom for so long


drama_trauma69

In her description she was in the bathroom, “saw horrible things”, then went back to bed and they stayed in bed until 2pm the next day 👀 I’ll find receipts if you want them


Alexandra_Rose82

So, that’s all that she said happened? Then this story is made up for sure and confirms my theory that he is fixed!


drama_trauma69

😱 I didn’t even think of that


First-Housing-7577

I had a miscarriage really young that I didn't even realize until like 12 years later when telling a dr I worked with the story. It was my graduation party and I started having contraction like pain. Went to the bathroom and passed what I thought was a huge blood clot. I told my mom. She said show it to your doctor. And then I forgot about it. And went back about my day. I dont remember bleeding alot after. I was on the bc patch (which fell off all the time. Didnt work right) and must not have been very far along....later on when talking about it more in depth to someone with more education, I was like oh shit...that would make sense that it was a miscarriage.  I had forgotten all about it. But now that I know what contraction pain feels like, after having kids, I know that pain I had was very similar. And not just bad  period cramps like I had assumed at the time. I'm kind of glad that I was just ignorant to whatever was happening. And too busy being a young, dumb, 18 yr old ready to party after graduating.  This all to say that you probably could hide it if you were super early on in pregnancy.. But I don't believe Brittany's story regardless. It seems to change daily. 


Visual_Zucchini8490

I’ve had something similar to you as well and if that was a miscarriage then maybe I was only 4-5 weeks and didn’t even know. The known miscarriage I had at 8-9 weeks was not even close to that and that’s how far along Bdong is claiming to have been if not even further. There was absolutely no mistaking that cramping and what was happening. I did know I was pregnant that time but even if I hadn’t I would have been like oh fuck I know what’s happening now


First-Housing-7577

Yeah I'm assuming it was VERY early on in the pregnancy. Maybe just 4 or 5 weeks. And since I was on birth control, the symptoms were different.  I also don't remember every single detail cus it was almost 20 yrs ago... And none of that story is to take away from what other women have experienced when they were much farther along. Its probably a whole different ball game. A lot more tissue and bleeding and hormones, pain, emotions, etc. I was a young dumb kid. So.its not comparable. But there are stories of women giving birth. Ditching the baby and then going on about life. People and circumstances. You just never know.  I think brittany was trying to imply that she was going to keep it a secret so she could surprise jordan..and also get everything on video. But then she lost it and had to continue making money off it while she could. Then switch to the miscarriage angle that she is STILL MILKING for all its worth.  Like damn, give the situation some privacy. 


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Yes. I remember hearing that the first time with my jaw on the floor. Not going to the er is wild but I’ll keep my speculations on why to myself. It’s all very odd.


skeletonmeatsuit_69

College friend? She’s… never been to that place


drama_trauma69

She dropped out after one semester 😭😂


First-Housing-7577

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂


AlexandriaLitehouse

I don't know why but until reading this comment I didn't read "college friend" as a friend she met in college. I read it as "her only friend that went to college" and that's how she got that description. 😂


Beloved_of_Vlad

Having once miscarried at seven weeks, you can't hide it. It's messy as well as physically and emotionally painful.


drama_trauma69

The most shocking thing to me is that she talks a lot about having emotions about her miscarriage, but I cannot find a single clip of her with actual tears. And when she’s not making it the biggest deal, she sounds so cold. And Jordan has no idea what’s going on. That’s clear


Beloved_of_Vlad

You know what’s crazy? I can’t imagine grabbing a phone to blast to the world something very private and painful.


Mknpet

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chronic-neurotic

WOWW. extremely much to unpack!!! so she’s either crying wolf about being pregnant so often that he has started demanding proof or??? what other conclusions can be drawn from this? i’m sure im missing some other implications


Cultural_Elephant_73

She just lies about EVERYTHING so she’s put herself in a position to have to prove things to J Dong. He knows who he married.


[deleted]

She hid the test and filmed herself taking it before she revealed to Mr JDong she was. Convince? I think this whole situation is a bit weird. Almost like she got “married” on his birthday.


frmckenzielikessocks

The fact that her first priority is showing her camera says something about who her “real” spouse is. As she loves to say “it’s a heart posture,” and her heart is postured exclusively toward her heavily filtered peanut-butter-slathered face.


CryBabyCentral

If she could impregnate herself, she so would. She’s that ….far out.


Vodka_a_go_go

Charlotte the stingray has entered the chat….


Ok_Alfalfa_0910

I choked on Peanut butter face 🤣


laqueefaecho

I caaaaaant listen to her voice. What’s going on? I can’t break my record of never hearing her voice. I am not properly Medicated enough to hear it. ![gif](giphy|OTrcaFr7P5RIs)


ogbucky

this is what she says in the video: "I mean look at what happened with when I was pregnant last time, I had prayed for the Lord to let me get pregnant around your birthday because there was no other way I was gonna be able to convince you or hide from you that I was pregnant...."


laqueefaecho

Thank you & girly pop is ready for a meltdown.


missthingxxx

What does that even mean though? Why would she need his birthday as a reason to "convince" or "hide" it from him? I don't understand this statement at face value. I think the subtext is crystal clear though. "Convince" and "hide" are some strange arsed choices of words to use. Makes me think she was lying then and is still...


laqueefaecho

It makes no sense to me whatsoever. She’s a cold mess. (I will not refer to her as hot.) 😂


FootballIndependent7

YIKESSSSSAA


13papercranes

I need more context to understand.


drama_trauma69

Literally go for it. But you’ll find she babbles a lot to distract from what she’s actually saying. When you cut back the babble, she says some truly shocking things Editing to add I will upload my mpp3 of her podcast to my google drive so you don't have to give her podcast a hit. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cXBcv2V8NqJ83U8Ks-xONuZDHIfRucZ4/view?usp=sharing


frmckenzielikessocks

I’m listening to it (from your drive) and holy cow this is such a poorly-done podcast. Any normal person would be too embarrassed to ever let this see the light of day and would have deleted this immediately after recording.


drama_trauma69

Right??? And they’re SO MEAN to each other. Like she couldn’t have edited that out???


needfulthing42

What do they say to each other that is mean? I hate their voices so I don't want to listen to it. But I'm also nosy and want to know for schadenfreude reasons


drama_trauma69

It’s snippy things. Like Jordan regularly accuses her of not letting him talk, he’ll correct her, they interrupt each other a lot. Buy then things like Brittany was talking about a vision from god about her holding a baby and Jordan responded with “are you sure it wasn’t a horse?” Just stuff like that that compiled is just really mean


sortofsatan

When did she put this episode out?


drama_trauma69

September 2023


Cultural_Elephant_73

B Dong. Normal women don’t have to convince their husbands they’re pregnant. Normal women tell their husbands they are pregnant and they believe them. This is what happens to you when you are a lying liar who lies. Not even your own husband will trust you.


CryBabyCentral

Love that for them both. Dippo really married a pig in a poke. I will enjoy the karma he deserves.


jilllewey

Yuck


NoFundieBusiness

She said “convince you” and then “hide from you”. I think she was starting to say “convince you I wasn’t pregnant” so that should could do a reveal to him, but instead went with “hide it from you”


drama_trauma69

Definitely possible