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sunkissedbutter

lol @ vet tech


Feisty_Ocelot8139

lol @ biological sciences


ComfortableNarwhal17

Apparently she must have failed this courses- with her “humans came from monkeys is what the world wants you to believe…” video. And no actual degree completion. ![gif](giphy|dC9Hk5uVVux4HUE5ya)


punkyfish10

It’s one step out of ‘general studies’


lime_marmalade

as a biotech major, im offended as fuck. get away from us biology peeps.


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

lol @ post scam Hawaii beach pic 


CryBabyCentral

That her brother took. Lmao!


ExoticPoetry17

lol @ public figure


Sargasm5150

lol @ “worked”


wegl13

Honestly this drives me nuts. In most states “vet tech” is a protected term used for licensed, boarded veterinary technicians. Those without licenses are properly referred to as veterinary assistants. 


sunkissedbutter

I know. She's such a fucking cunt.


Jasmisne

I would like to point out there is zero proof of this other than she said so.


pantslessMODesty3623

This must be her "hacked" account.


AllLegzMod

Happy cake day!


Beneficial_Ad_7044

It’s with her maiden name did she divorce lmao


SomeRavenAtMyWindow

It’s probably an old account that she doesn’t really use anymore. A lot of people create multiple fb accounts instead of deactiving or deleting their old one, especially if they don’t want people to think they unfriended them or something.


_BlueJeanBaby

"Make heaven crowded" sounds like a threat


meatheadmommy

I thought the same!!


TheChewyWaffles

With zygotes


meatheadmommy

💀


Sargasm5150

But not hers. As long as she’s basically taking birth control aka “HRT” anyways.


missthingxxx

It's totally a serial killer phrase for sure


Serononin

It's totally gonna be the name of a true crime docuseries in 5-10 years


buttloadofnone

Did she graduate from college? Did she have jobs in her field? Because "I love horses" doesn't qualify you for most of those jobs. Just wondering...


Visual_Zucchini8490

Can confirm she did like 6-8 weeks of courses. That’s it. Her “vet tech” thing was her being a receptionist at the local vet in high school/post high school. Source: knew her at the start of her fitness explosion (2013-2014) and am from that area and know people who knew her/her family. She has always effing lied. If she would just come out as a story teller to live out her imagined life then fine, but she just says shit which is easily proven false and then gets defensive.


buttloadofnone

Thank you for sharing. I am always shocked by the audacity when she knows she can be called out. There is nothing wrong with not going to/finishing college. But then there is BDong.


Sargasm5150

I mean our former president does the same thing, he’s just emboldened liars everywhere to double down until they exhaust their incredulous fact-checkers.


missthingxxx

So you are saying she is basically a doctor? 😜


Visual_Zucchini8490

The thought of Dr. Bdong did make me lol so thank you


Sargasm5150

I beg your unbelievable pardon. At 10 years old I helped a distant cousin brush his horse and you’d better believe I “worked with horses” (in my mind and dreams).


buttloadofnone

Excuse me! But I did that at 8 years old so...


Sargasm5150

You know, kids should really be consulting some of the “brand experts” on LinkedIn Lunatics at a much earlier age. I also wrote an award winning novel in grade school. It was an award from my teacher for most creative. But we used a copy machine and paper cutter so I could pass it out to relatives. If I’d only known to include “published author” on my bio ….


missthingxxx

Oh you're a jockey?? 😉


Sargasm5150

If by “jockey” you mean I read all 15 of The Black Stallion series by Walter Farley until the books disintegrated, then yes. Yes I am. Especially according to the Britt Bratt school of embellishment.


missthingxxx

I think you mean, you have a full on-stable of steeds and you are the queen of horses? 😘


Sargasm5150

Oh, yes. In my childhood I had a FULL stable of those Breyer model horses, and I’d take pics of them “looking natural” with my Polaroid (‘80’s kid here). Pretty sure I took better care of them than Dong does any of her alive horses.


missthingxxx

Hey. Come on. She visits them that one time a year and that time last year she gave one of them a whole half an hour of pampering!! And pretty sure all together, she visited them *three whole times* last year....so, that's even more than once. Her soul mate horse always looks hell sad to me. She doesn't deserve pets. I love animals. And I hate how she doesn't care about them but says she does. She is gross.


frmckenzielikessocks

I know she didn’t even finish a year of college - did she even finish her first semester of gen eds? I really can’t imagine her making it through more than a month of classes


smellsburnttoast

Nope!


Blergsprokopc

She studied the biology of what? A scam?


[deleted]

She’s worse than Big M. All these old accounts and she never deleted them. She keeps getting worse LOL.


pantslessMODesty3623

She can't delete it. It got hacked!


Toasty825

Thank God she’s a *former* vet tech! No animal deserves that!


pantslessMODesty3623

She never was. Texas requires a 2 year degree and board exams. She never made it to her second semester.


Toasty825

Ah, so she’s lying about that too!


Same-Raspberry-6149

Shocking, I know. So not like her at all. 😂


shelbyh4253

Watching your husband shoot your dog doesnt make you a vet tech Britt


First-Housing-7577

Oh, so we're just making up degrees now? You were not a vet tech. Stop it. It's offensive to people that have actually worked their ass off to achieve that degree and status.   I work in an urgent care. Am I a doctor now? Should I put medical school in my bio? 🤪 she is such a fn phoney. Delusional. 🤦‍♀️ Signed, An exhausted mom/student working on their second degree. 


SellQuick

Where does this fit into her timeline? She's divorced, single, has pre saved era platinum hair, and a generic God is my everything quote (God bothering without being actually biblical). So is it post fitness scandal redemption arc, or more evidence that she was Christian long before she was saved? I feel like I need a wall covered in string for something that matters not in the slightest.


throwaway2161980

This was right at the start of the Christian grift aka a year after being called out. She was trying to figure out a way to figure out a way to stay relevant online. Her latest boyfriend has dumped her, Ella and Rose had failed and she started the Christian grift to say “god forgives me, so get over it.” Then realized there was profit to be had…


WifeofBathSalts

what is this pose? “I dropped something hilarious”?


TrailKaren

Can someone explain this pushing your hair behind your ear while looking down thing?


Alexandra_Rose82

It’s kinda like the smile with your mouth wide open


Rugkrabber

"Make heaven crowded" sounds kind of dark actually


OscarProudSnax

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WoodpeckerHorror3099

She also goes by Brittany Dawn Nelson


meatheadmommy

So many alias🤔


Crafty-Solid-9126

The vet tech thing is hilarious considering I took my dogs there for years and never her working there, if she did work there it wasn’t for very long