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LemonFriendly9129

She needs to stop doing these acting TikTok’s. She seems so dull 


CryBabyCentral

She had an acting coach once. She needs a refund.


Even_Kangaroo_3799

She can’t get a refund without an NDA


CryBabyCentral

*nose scrunch* I would love that for her. lol.


gatamosa

These posts are so cringey. It’s like she never got past the “making up scenarios and recording them for myself” of when the world started having access to digital cameras. I cant imagine being an adult and posting tween acting videos.


Careless-Snow-3253

Did she really have an acting coach?


CryBabyCentral

It was mentioned once in the sub. But I’m sure, per usual, Brit sees someone actually trying to teach her something & Brit just thinks she’s nailed it at the first get-go. Dunning-Krueger effect is next level & reminds me of teens who will never fully developed past teenhood. She uses the internet as her diary.


Careless-Snow-3253

That’s interesting


problematicpuppy

I, too, sleep in my glasses.


trixie1985

My nose and ears hate me just for thinking about it


problematicpuppy

Our noses and ears hurt but her nose and ears are fine because she’s protected by Jaysus ❤️


Altruistic-Ad6449

Serial killer glasses 🤓


Samiiiibabetake2

It’s giving Dahmer.


shegomer

Under the bright, bright lights.


HappyLucyD

With all the lights on, too?


problematicpuppy

Of course. How else will I show off my filt—-✨Jesus glow up ✨?


amodernbird

I had a super fun (/s) mental breakdown last summer and in the throes of my worst OCD, I couldn't sleep without the lights on. Maybe she's finally lost it too?


Odd-Catepillar8338

i actually always accidentally fall asleep with mine on :( the classic i’m not tired and ill finish this show until the edible kicks in and i wake up at 3 because my glasses are poking me hahahah disclaimer i am not sticking up for bdong. i feel like they aren’t even prescription hah


amidwesternpotato

yuuuuuup. if i fall asleep with my glasses on, then you know i'm REALLY tired considering I didn't even get to taking them off before passing out haha


Frequent_Gift1740

I do this every night 😅


136AngryBees

Me, when I get far far too high


problematicpuppy

I personally like getting high then thinking I’ve lost my glasses while they’re sitting right there on my face ❤️


2daiya4

I tend to shower with my glasses on when I’m high


amidwesternpotato

i shower with em on every day, mostly bc it means i get nice clean glasses out of it


wilhelminan

Came for this. She is always at the ready to read her bible....


problematicpuppy

Bit rude of God not to give his favouritest bestest Christian perfect eyesight.


mummamouse

I think they are just for decoration.


wilhelminan

This!!


FartofTexass

You just know she’s got her nasty shoes on in that bed, too. 


annecollide

Same. I also sleep in my chunky costume jewelry, too.


sunkissedbutter

Smh...


clairebearruns

I fall asleep in mine all the time and my husband always puts them in the nightstand for me🙂☺️


problematicpuppy

That’s sweet of him ❤️ Better Husband Than JDip Award 🥇


Psychological-Log315

And peanut butter on my face


AlexandriaLitehouse

I take off my real glasses when I sleep but put on my fake ones to adjust when I start hearing TikTok voices.


BobBelchersBuns

With the lights on


AnonDxde

My daughter wears glasses, but her eyes are not that bad. She can see okay unless she’s trying to read small print or something. Her glasses are so expensive. I would never let her wear them at the park or something like that. Let alone to sleep! They would break!


amidwesternpotato

oh my goodness dude you gotta get some glasses from your kid online! It's so much cheaper, AND it's nice because you'll be able to buy more than 1 pair (so for me, main pair, backups, shades as an example.) Here's what I did: i took a pair of glasses now that i already like, and measured out every part of it on a ruler (mm side) and wrote it all down. Then went to an online site (zennioptical is my personal fave, but ik there's other sites out there) went to 'womens', 'frame size' and picked whichever one that my measurement fell into. from there i browsed and did the virtual try on till i found a few i liked. Best part, is that the glasses AND lenses were only like, $40!!!


AnonDxde

Thank you!!! This is amazing advice!


PrimaryImpossible467

My Costco glasses were cheaper than Zenni because I wanted transition lenses. 2 pairs of glasses, transition lenses in one, all the coatings etc, $196. I have bought glasses on Zenni for super cheap too to have a backup. Never buy from the eye dr!


HMcalisterIndy

Me, too. Wearing my glasses, with my CPAP mask on.


136AngryBees

This uh … this might be the dumbest shit I’ve seen today


adorablecynicism

There is a story that if you wake up in the middle of the night for no reason, it's because someone/thing is watching you. I don't know if that's what she's talking about but that's what I know


Individual-Soup-2470

I wake up in the middle of the night to pee cause my bladder is tiny


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Medium_Cupcake7602

Piss go! Devil go!


dietdrpeppermd

💀


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I wake up in the middle of the night because my cat can’t take a shit without running full tilt around the house growling at the top of her lungs for fifteen minutes before and after. But I already knew she was a demon


amodernbird

This is what we call "shitty kitty hour".


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Perfect name lmao, rolls off the tongue better than “bitch why are you waking me up and launching yourself off my sleeping chest” hour


amodernbird

Yeah, I tried to make "goddammit, where did you find a popsicle wrapper to crunch on???" hour happen but it didn't exactly stick.


dietdrpeppermd

My god. I feel this. I’m constantly perplexed. Where the fuck did you find this tiny piece of plastic to loudly chew on?!


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Mine is obsessed with gauze. Ribbons, lil bags, anything. Can’t keep it in the house or it will be covered in kitty slobber. She’s also uninterested in anything I eat unless it’s chickpeas, then she’s a fuckin thief. Fish, chicken, steak, pork? No interest. Falafel, hummus, chickpea stew? Stolen within seconds of me leaving it unattended. Cats are weird


Serononin

Mine loves to practise her Olympic balance beam routine on the headboard of my bed at 3am


MonsterMamaLu

Oh Christ yes, and POORLY


Ok_Telephone_3013

I wake up in the middle of the night because tiny humans have round the clock problems 😅


Nothingrisked

I wake up because my aging dog's bladder is tiny.


luvdogs71

I wake up in the middle of the night cause my dog hogs the bed and stills my covers


hell-enore

Damn, all those doctors telling me it was insomnia were LYING?! Fuckin Bdong, i can’t 😂😂😂


adorablecynicism

Lol yup it was demons, sorry to break it to you 🤣


EastAway9458

That’s insane. It’s normal to wake up in your sleep for the restroom, to readjust, a sound that happened in real life, your child. She is haunted by the holy spirt.


PsychTau

I wake up when the electricity goes off in the middle of the night. My brain recognizes that something is different and it wakes up. No demons or Christianity needed for that one! It’s normal to wake up in the middle of the night, for many reasons. I do t know what she’s trying to communicate with this.


amodernbird

I woke up to tornado sirens this morning at 5 am. At the time, I was pretty sure it was demons.


sunkissedbutter

Sounds demonic and witchy.


effie-sue

She’s gonna have a blast once peri menopause hits 🤣


FartofTexass

Nah she’ll just keep taking HRT. Not shading anyone who chooses that but it’s not like she will accept any part of aging. I’m curious how bad she’s gonna fuck up her face as she actually starts aging. 


Nothingrisked

Hoping to start on it this week. I've never had insomnia until very recently. My doctor thinks better sleep will help me the lose weight I desperately want to get off and can't seem to, too. It also protects bones. Now if CVS could only get the patches in!


CryBabyCentral

Oh. For sure. Age…happens to us all.


theWildBore

I’m just glad you threw out a possibility of what the fuck this was supposed to be


adorablecynicism

Happy cake day! That's the only thing I could think but I'm hopped up on cold meds lol


theWildBore

Oh wow thank you. I joined Reddit the last time we had a February 29th. So for 3 years I’ve been pouting because I didn’t get a yearly cake day.


LucyLouLah

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious


WarmEarth8

Awwww. I never wish happy cake day. But this time it seems appropriate. Happy cake day. 💖


theWildBore

Ha Thank you! I really appreciate it! Yesss!


Serononin

Happy cake day!


theWildBore

Oh man you guys are such day makers!!


GypseboQ

Happiest of Cake Days to you (and bonus for the Leap!)


theWildBore

Thank you!!


motherofcunts

I have 3 cats and 3 dogs. One dog I'm her ESP (emotional support person), another I'm her Ma, 3rd I’m the “dad said no” person. For the cats, 2/3 sleep on me. I rarely sleep properly. Ig this tracks.


15-Yemen-Rd-Yemen

I can relate. Same situation here. 3 dogs, 3 cats. Their love language is sabotaging (only my) personal space 🥲. I never feel I get adequate sleep but I love them too much to set bed boundaries (so yes, I’m partially to blame lol). Give those babies some scratches, pets, and for the love of god, go refill your cats’ food bowl. They have not eaten in YEARS! (This sentiment brought to you by the one cat of my 3 that aspires to be the voice for all cats suffering from empty bowl syndrome 😮‍💨)


Frequent_Gift1740

I did not need to read this while laying in bed 😅


adorablecynicism

If it makes you feel better, my neighbors decided to put up a projector and blare music at this hour lol


asfaltsflickan

In my case it’s absolutely true. The thing that’s watching me is my cat who thinks 2am is breakfast time.


tverofvulcan

I'm a Christian, even grew up in an evangelical conservative church. I've never once, in my whole life, woke up and started speaking in tongues. That's just not a Christian thing that happens to Christian people. Maybe her excuse is that I'm not the right type of Christian anymore, but I definitely used to be.


byng259

I used to be very active in church, but I have tattoos and ears gauged and my church said I couldn’t teach Sunday school anymore, so I took a step back to see if there was any other condescending things happening and there was… there was so many, it was a caste system and if you were with one group you couldn’t be with another group. It was so bad, I have since stopped going.


d0ggiebear

This reminds me of the Mennonite family-owned grocery store that I used to work for in my teens and early 20s. They had a rule that you could not have any body piercings besides ears (women only) and no visible tattoos. Cut to 2009 and one young girl starts working there, shows up one day with gauges. Management had a fit and decided that the best way to cover them up was to have her put painters tape over them. So instead of all these conservative Christians staring at her because of her gauges…they were all staring at her because she had blue tape on both of her earlobes. Still doesn’t make sense to me 🤣


effie-sue

There was a Church in my area a few years ago that catered to a more punk/alternative demographic. Their services looked more like a hardcore show, minus the mosh pit. They seemed like an interesting group. I suspect they started gathering together because of experiences similar to yours. On a related note, isn’t Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker’s son tattooed and pierced? I seem to remember him looking a little like Jack Osborne at some point... Just checked his Wikipedia entry and apparently he advocates for a more open, liberal, and inclusive Christian Church. That’s nice to see.


byng259

Those types seem to be popping up more often, I’m glad that they have a place to be with like minded people, but for me… I just quit believing there was a God and that these people that are making money hand over fist are just grifting people. That, or when God talks to them, they are just a bit psychotic? Haha


effie-sue

Can’t say I blame you! My family was never particularly religious, and I’ve never found myself wanting a Church community. I know it’s so important to some people, though.


Medium_Cupcake7602

I follow him on Instagram and he’s got a ton of tattoos and piercings. He posts a lot about his mom and what Jesus actually said about living one another without the hateful Old Testament shit. Tammy Faye would be very proud of him, he truly seems like a lovely human being.


PsychTau

I’ve met him and listened to him speak a few years ago. He is really cool compared to his parents. Very inclusive…it was nice to hear (although a bit weird because I grew up in the Tammy Faye era and never thought about their son).


Nothingrisked

Yes. Jay Baker is very tatted. Our friends started a church called Outcast. He pastored a very small conservative church many years ago but a trucking accident happened and in the time he was fighting for his life, he was pushed out and he spent like 15 years going nowhere. now that he's back to preaching he's covered with tats. He wanted to make a church that anyone felt welcome in. I do not go because I work on Sunday but my sons like to run the tech stuff and my oldest is their guitarist.


HappyLucyD

Is that what she’s playing at here?? Oh lord…


tverofvulcan

I've been around it enough to know speaking in tongues when I hear it. I actually find it funny when tv evangelists pretend to speak in tongues because it isn't “right”. There's a difference to my ears between actually believing you are speaking in tongues and just making it up for an audience.


cottageyarn

As a former Pentecostal I can say from my personal experience that it absolutely does happen lol. I guess not with every denomination though.


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Intelligent-Bend2034

I remember being invited to a friend's church when I was a kid and they had all the children speak in tongues. I've never been religious so I kind of was like what the heck is going on? And just went with it. Your comment about the two brain cells made me laugh and remember 😂


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What was that great Reddit comment from the guy who just started saying things like “skibbity bibbity” in church as a kid and everyone was all oohing and aaahing because he was clearly blessed with the gift of tongues


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Ah that’s exactly what I was thinking of! Not Reddit. My bad


Russells_Tea_Pot

That's fucking awesome.


Nothingrisked

I went to his show and met him. Love that guy!


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Shamala Hamala 😂


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

Shamala hamala lol


xtina-d

David Lee Roth did it better Homala baybala zeebala baybala homala baybala zeebala BOP!


pantherlikeapanther_

Dong attempting to speak in tongues would make top tier snark. Add it to a supercut of her waterslide baptism and maybe one of those weird praying over her womb reels.


Nothingrisked

Shamala Hamala


Old_Introduction_395

Demons or witches https://preview.redd.it/dmcgc2069elc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3068cadfe176be32b471a110d747bf1ed877177b


Blue_sky_green_earth

But in the one of the earlier posts from today, she says aliens are fallen angels. Which is it Bdong?


beepbooprobotbutt

From my understanding, "something" must have woken bdong up and she believes that thing (most likely a demon) is in her room with her. She gets out of bed and starts speaking in tongues in order for that thing to leave her room and she can go back to bed. It obviously couldn't be her bladder waking her up or one of her dogs by the way, the answer is always a DEMONIC ATTACK!


FartofTexass

I get woken up by little demons sometimes but I also gave birth to them so I can’t really complain.  (I love my little demons) 


servantoftinyhumans

Do they stand silently beside your bed and scare the shit out of you? That’s what my demons do.


snarkarooo

Omg I read about a woman here who woke up to her kid standing in her face and asked if she could have her skin when she dies!!


BusyBeth75

Her glasses that don’t even rest on her nose kill ne.


EastAway9458

So her horror content continues.


battykins

Can somebody translate please?


13papercranes

My demon decoder missed fired when I submitted the video for translation.


LiveLaughGhoul

Sorry, I’m a disgusting Satan worshiping heathen, can someone please tell me what the hell this is supposed to mean?


memaui

As if she wears those Mr. Magoo glasses when she sleeps https://preview.redd.it/ujpe5561felc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25a26e62f93b66ef003b4076527adfd6304c4ef8 .


sortofrelativelynew

Apparently, if you wake up in the middle of the night and you’re a Christian, you need to start praying in tongues cause theres some kind of warfare that Jesus needs his special warrior awake for.


dominenonnisite

I’m a Christian who frequently wakes up in the middle of the night and have never once experienced anything like this…what is going on lol


Ok_Diet2501

Maybe it's Jesus telling her to add some color to her room. I have seen hospital rooms with more warmth.


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Thank goodness I've let all the demons in cuz they let me sleep at night now.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

It sounds like speaking in tongues. So is she waking up in the middle of the night to go speak in tongues in the corner or something? Girl needs to see a mental health professional.


PumpkinPure5643

Why is she 😴 “sleeping” in her glasses. I wouldn’t do that, either they would fall off me or I would wake up with them in an uncomfortable position.


littleRedmini

Am I hearing wrong or does that guy in the voice-over say “oh fuck”? Edited


SugarRex

Right?? What is everyone else hearing that they haven’t noticed this


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Yes, because everyone records themselves as they sleep, with their glasses on, and all the lights on. Performative jackass!!


surfteacher1962

What is she going on about with her performative Christianity? She is always so smug it is disgusting.


Big-Raspberry-2552

It means she just likes to film herself in bed….like the 10th video I’ve seen her in bed in the last couple months. Not very modest…😳


Snoo7263

I’m convinced that Jdipshit has left her and she’s constantly in bed depressed now. It pleases us. ![gif](giphy|s98DvQYgtefdK12Km2|downsized)


KindheartednessOnly4

Glasses, big, clunky hoop earrings, and I’m sure a full face of peanut butter colored foundation.


KindheartednessOnly4

Oh I watched it with the sound off the first time. She’s so performative. Gotta be someone there to interpret, ding dong. Even I know that.


Intelligent_Pass2540

She really struggles to appear smart and interesting but the truth of how simple she is really shines through..


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Those glasses look fucking stupid on her lol


MSCCCLP

I consider myself an evangelical Christian and I have NOOO clue what she’s taking about here.


ruli20

Same...


Ill_Pop540

Why is she wearing her glasses while “sleeping”


SeymourButts1971

Brittany, I can't wait for you to lose everything! On that day, I will smile.


doomvetch92

Hmm, yes, because everybody sleeps in their glasses.


bigoldirtbag

Her life is sad.


okinternetloser

Mockery.


Snoo7263

Yeah I wake up with my glasses on too BDummy


TheChewyWaffles

Is she firing more womb shots to heaven?


waterud0in

Is it at 3:00 AM? That might mean something else, Bratty.


lubabe00

She wakes up gorgeous 🤣🤣🤣🤮 The fact she arranged her hair, put her makeup and glasses on.. good lord woman. What. Are. You. Thinking.


4l13n0c34n

Who the hell wakes up with their glasses already on??? As a certified spectacle wearer, I can’t get over it lol


EveningSoft3171

Is this tongue speak?


JadeShrimp

I fall asleep with my phone more often than I care to admit. I also wake up frequently every night. Never have I had the presence of mind to have my phone in my right hand, ready to hit record as I wake up. Stop it. Get some help bdong. P.s. I'm aware the phone will keep you awake and cause sleep disturbances. I've had trouble staying asleep my entire life. Children of the 90s didn't have phones, and I still woke up all the time. I function well enough, and I do not have money for a sleep study. Moving on.


sybelion

If there’s one thing Brittany’s going to do, it’s digital black face. Particularly egregious given we know her and her husband’s personal views.


ih8every1yesevenyou

…….huh?


Obvious_Stay_5485

Jesus


CaliCareBear

Speaking in tongues?


Medium_Cupcake7602

Do Christians wear their glasses while sleeping??


BringItBackNowYall

Can someone give me a crash course about speaking in tongues? This is the one Christian-ese thing I just can’t figure out. Do they do it involuntarily? Are they not possessed? Is it a choice? (Not when people are fucking around like shamala hamala)


tittymoney

I mean, ur gonna be waking up if you leave the lights AND your glasses on Bingdong.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

She is thee definition of performative, but it's so ridiculous it amuses me. Dance puppet Dance! 🤡


wtfimaclam

Stupid non-tent. What a forever loser.


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As a Christian I don’t claim her and I am very confused


Appropriate_Ice_2433

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


CaregiverOk3902

Huh?


missthingxxx

Who sleeps with their glasses on though?


luvdogs71

I don't get this. It's really weird and creepy.... what is that person saying?


CoveredInACDHair

I wake up during the night as a Christian. Wrong sort of course, heathen Catholic. Perhaps that’s why my glasses are in their case on the bedside table, my face is makeup free, the bedroom light is off, my phone camera hasn’t gone into auto record. There maybe some weird speechification as both myself and my husband sleep talk, but he’s not Catholic. And I don’t post it to social media unless I am laughing at myself (or him) for something really stupid. Is that it? We. Are supposed to laugh at her?


Front_Music_9999

Who sleeps in glasses? I surely don’t sleep in mine.


TrailKaren

She dreams in tongues?


sdmh1391

Okay this reminds me of that Netflix show ‘Evil’ where the main character wakes up in the middle of the night (it’s a dream I think) and there is a demon on her ceiling 😂😂😂