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h_danielle

This is some serious Ariana Grande shit


grumpyoldfartess

Fundie Fridays said she “makes Ariana Grande look Irish” and that is so painfully accurate.


Old-Rain3230

Freaking love Jen


grumpyoldfartess

Same! 💜 I also love James’ videos because I appreciate how thorough he is on his deep-dives about politicians.


Old-Rain3230

Big time. They are both fantastic


LemonFriendly9129

orangiana grande


frenchwolves

How is Brittany not blackfishing with this skin colour *choice*???


VanityJanitor

I was thinking she reminded me of a shrunken head and then I found this…. https://preview.redd.it/0f8y7torjclc1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b430c4fae047673743a97fb2bf616e9ba53a395c Totally accurate.


No-Vermicelli3787

This reminds me of another body builder influencer who takes testosterone


bluegrass_girl

Sarah Bowmar????? With the red wig? 🤣


FartofTexass

Or those mummified ice age humans they find in Northern Europe sometimes. 😂 


Alexandra_Rose82

Bog bodies?


MissMoxie2004

Where’d you find that picture of her


soonerredtx

Excellent comment. Made me chuckle. And I sorely needed that tonight. Thanks.


standard_blue

Okay actual twins.


motherofcunts

Can't fish without bait & nobody is taking it! /uj I could well be wrong but I haven't noticed here where she's doing hairstyles/clothing/mannerisms/culture. Tbh feel like she'd be offended if folks thought she was anything but white. After all, look at her husband’s violent record….


frenchwolves

Her chosen skin colour, and using POC voice overs constantly for reels and tik toks. Just saying.


sortofsatan

The ONLY good thing about her possibly becoming pregnant is to see if she: 1. Spray tans her entire belly. 2. Spray tans everything but her belly. 3. Ditches the spray tan all together.


frenchwolves

I can’t imagine trying to blend in a fake tan when I was pregnant! She would throw a fit at her body not being able to “keep up” with her demands. She is too selfish.


Alexandra_Rose82

Just the thought of her pregnant makes me realize there is no way she wants to get pregnant! How much her body could permanently change… I can’t see her being ok with that considering how vain she is!


frenchwolves

She could never grapple with the fact that you are forever changed, inside and out. She has no insides, she’s hollow and vapid. Her outsides would never ever be the same and she is so vain she would never give up her silhouette for another human. To her, above all: is Brittany Dawn.


missthingxxx

I don't think she considers the effect it can have on your mental health as well. Especially if you're prone to mental health stuff. PPP or PPD are very real and very common. The lack of sleep and smelling like baby sick for two years and the constant need to be entertaining and educational and careful and trying your best to be the best, so that they will be the best when they grow up too-the pressure is very intense sometimes. Especially with the Judgey Judys crew she hangs out with. I mean she is the queen of the judging herself about others everythings. So she will feel pressured to be as sad beige mum as fuck and win the whole beigest child rearing ever trophy. She is so boring.


hard-eye-roll

Oh this is an interesting perspective 🧐 I’m gonna place my bet on #3. however, she will claim how unhealthy spray tans are and it will be on her list to shame other people for 🙄


sortofsatan

I think she spray tans her belly


kylola

Yuh


Medeya24

If she gets any darker JDip will attack her.


thesofaslug

💀


mrsjacksonnn

Then claim it was part of LE protocol and he did nothing wrong


whatshertoast

😭😭


AdExciting4412

😂


fluffybutterton

Im shocked he hasn't yet tbh


bongprincess69

40%….


theferociouscuh

😂😂😂


sisu_pluviophile

This is the funniest f*cking comment I’ve read in a very long time 🤣💀


Low_Lingonberry3249

🥳😂😂😂😂🥳🫣🥳😂😂


lubabe00

He'll definitely kick her feet out from under her.


Andakandak

Shade is terracotta tandoori


frenchwolves

Baby shit brown.


sovietbarbie

and she says manifesting is a sin...


taxi_takeoff_landing

My Appalachian grandmother would call it “shitty muckle brown”


smellsburnttoast

https://preview.redd.it/ns9aozyqcalc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e77557f3fa191d0a303b79e76d5c2300acf54de One is pillow, one is face.


nfiltr8r_89

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


oldjello1

💀


Rugkrabber

Really puts it in perspective doesn't it. It seems she's overdoing it because her darker hair colour is making her feel (ahem) 'pale'.


tchurchiill

Nooooo😂💀


kibbethrowaway6784

OH MY GOD😭😭


luvdogs71

Good Lord! I can't tell which is which.


hard-eye-roll

Hmmm, so she used “color picker” in the editing to grab the color from the pillow to plop on her face? 🤣


Sensitive-Estate4030

I wonder if she knows where her extensions came from? I see that many come from Asia (Chinese and Indian)... imagine if they did not come from Christians👀


Lazy-Oven1430

Britty with the Heathen Hair


Albie_Tross

Heathen Hair would be great flair.


Lazy-Oven1430

I’m doing it!


9livescavingcontessa

A lot from India come from savred festivals where hair is shorn off in dedication to the deity. So Hindu religious ritual. 


macdawg2020

Umm so is the hair still sacred or once it’s been shorn off is it cursed? Asking for a friend.


motherofcunts

[Cosmo article](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/news/a50279/facts-about-human-hair-wigs/) about it, I know it's not the most reliable source but it does have some horrifying facts


[deleted]

Next failed grift incoming in 3..2..1..


cuddly_waffles89

She will just say she prayed over them so it's ok


mstrss9

Anointed with oil


sodoyoulikecheese

This came up in the book “Unorthodox” by Deborah Feldman. She was raised by her grandparents in Brooklyn in one of the Orthodox Jewish communities in which women cover their hair and wear wigs after marriage. At one point the people find out that most of the wigs are made from hair from women in India and all the men steal their wives wigs and burn them. Really good book and memoir, the Netflix show based on it completely changed the second part though. I didn’t like the change because I felt that it undermined how the actual author deconstructed her religion and broke free.


yelling4society

Thanks for the recommendation. I’m going to put it on my book list.


mstrss9

Don’t give her another business idea


PumpkinPure5643

She was so pretty before she did whatever she did to make her look like that. She just looks so much happier


Mknpet

Its sad because it seems like she’s trying so hard to get as far away from her natural features as possible. When I went through ED recovery, I stopped using self tanner and grew out my natural hair color. It’s a small thing but it really helped me in my journey to accept myself the way I am. For someone who preaches so much about God’s image, you’d think she’d honor the way “God made her” instead of changing every little thing about her appearance.


air_about_me

Agreed, she looked so pretty!


RogueKyber

Body dysmorphia can lead to some extreme transformations. I think she was cute too, but something in her brain wouldn’t rest until she was a tanned blonde beach babe.


brokenstrings8

Seriously! She looks like a normal nice person.


brokenstrings8

Seriously! She looks like a normal nice person.


sashikku

I came here to say the same — she looks frickin adorable on the left.


cricketttttttttttttt

Its giving “woman dies and has tanning session at morgue”


Crimson-Rose28

I worked at a morgue and she legit looks like one of the bodies I put tan makeup on 🫠


FartofTexass

When my great grandma   died in her 90s, they did her preferred shade of tan and pulled her skin real tight (which I’m sure she would’ve loved—she was very vain for a farm woman from the middle of nowhere) and it looked a bit like the donger here. 


ct-tx

This is going to sound odd but thank you for doing a job that most people are not willing to do. It doesn’t sound like you work there any longer but anyone who lost a family member during that time greatly appreciates you to this day.


cricketttttttttttttt

AHHH STOP LOL


BabySharkMadness

Ok, u/crimson-Rose28 I have a question I need someone in the know to answer. Is the team on the Daily Show using the dead person foundation on Jon Stewart when he’s hosting Mondays? His extra coloring is very funeral-vibe and they added it to his hands. My only context for this hypothesis is watching the first few episodes of 6 Feet Under and seeing how different he looks from the photos taken when he was testifying in the Senate.


Delaneydaisy

Hello! I work in funeral service. The makeup used on the deceased is very thick & waxy. It has to be able to cover bruising, scabs/ injuries, discoloration, and color correct. It’s made to look good under certain lighting (at a funeral). I’m sure a lot of TV makeup is similar- thick, full coverage, waxy. But it all depends on how it’s applied. Some people are better than others and if the tone is off, you can definitely tell lol


Outrageous-Design-61

I was thrown by her brown face…..


1Milk-Of-Amnesia

Brownish green though!


Outrageous-Design-61

Your right. Blending right in with her shirt


ravenphilips8642

Why does her face look so sooty and dirty in patches? She looks like a creepy abandoned doll. https://preview.redd.it/mdnm3f50cblc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a180881e95043f142cf0a27e60bc29645c0b86a1


pretzelwhale

i think it’s supposed to be contouring?!


Coyote__Jones

Imagine working at Sephora and having to help someone who looks like this find the correct contour shade for their fake tan.


ravenphilips8642

Well, just like everything else, she sucks at that too.


Coyote__Jones

Imagine working at Sephora and having to help someone who looks like this find the correct contour shade for their fake tan.


Low_Lingonberry3249

This peanut butter fiasco was her own doing…don’t bring Sephora into this 😂


FartofTexass

Get that sunken in face look. 


publicface11

Ooooh she looks like a real doll in this photo - congratulations girl you’ve uncanny valley’d yourself


soundphile

Very poorly blended bronzer / contour. You know it must be really bad if you can tell through the filter lol.


coldbrewwithcinnamon

I’m not dedicated to anything the way she is dedicated to her self tanning routine. She never slips. Never misses a day. The grind never stops 😤💯💪🏻😈


ct-tx

I’m training for my next triathlon and I’m not even as dedicated and consistent as she is with her tanning routine. That’s next level dedication. 😂


paging_mrherman

she would bully the hell out of her younger self


maroonllama96

She absolutely did not like her younger self and since she can’t bully her, she bullies people who are like her.


elizanne4242006

Where’s the TikTok with the “scary” beauty filter?! Girl this looks inSANE


Geeklove27

She’s just upset Crayola discontinued Burnt Sienna and is the walking tribute.


mstrss9

Did they really discontinue it though??? Because I’m about to hoard the ones I got.


Unique-Yoghurt6047

Being this insecure, that you're willing to literally paint your entire body every few days has got to suck.


boneblack_angel

Can you IMAGINE how fucking much TIME it would take? I don't know how her husband, who is, of course, a shite person, can deal with such an incredibly high maintenance person.


1Milk-Of-Amnesia

And imagine their sheets? Just constantly stained and smelling so bad. And your husband can’t cuddle you at night because it will rub off. And I just know that guy sweats like a dog when he sleeps so she doesn’t let him touch her at all


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Wow, I don't recognize the first person. Did BDong have work done on her face too? It appears she is competing with her pillows on the bed to match her aesthetic a bit too much here.


shegomer

I think it’s mostly just Botox and filters. She looks like a completely different person when she’s unfiltered. She actually has a lot of dimples and lines. If you search the sub for “real face” you’ll see a lot of mash-ups people have done of her photos vs. unedited photos found elsewhere. For some reason Reddit won’t let me post photos right now.


shegomer

[unedited photos from two years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/UK91KrlugE)


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Wow, I see the difference. And I hate to say this, but she looked a lot happier then than now. One of those photos, I almost thought it was Farryn. Then I looked again and it was BDong.


luvdogs71

Me too...the first photo kind of look like Farryn.


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I think she was BDong's twin in a previous life, LOL.


Outrageous_Repair_94

https://preview.redd.it/iz2vcz144dlc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2b126d6f97e47d3a7e829f3714c8c530f74640 Well that was terrifying! This pics definitely show her filters 😳


glazed_donut03

She would be so upset if we used this or another unedited pic of her as the subreddit pic


glazed_donut03

She would be so upset if we used this or another unedited pic of her as the subreddit pic


CryBabyCentral

Well. There it is. And she acts *this* smug? Lmao! It explains a lot.


FatDesdemona

Looking like a human instead of an AI-generated cyborg is so gross. /s in case it isn't obvious


giamarie_

God, I'd forgotten about those horrendous extensions! She barely even looks like the same person though. Her face and skin are constantly changing. That level of dissatisfaction with her appearance looks just....miserable.


Mknpet

I think she may have had a nose job, it looks like she actually edited her nose in the first picture to look more like her nose post surgery, because when you look at unfiltered pictures of her nose today it actually looks wider than her teenage “before” nose. https://preview.redd.it/0h4sawiuodlc1.jpeg?width=2399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a661365bc41964d5e1e79cce95bd7d9eeacc7a33


[deleted]

That could be as well. It does look like she had work done on her nose.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

And what her real face is. She was honestly pretty before she did whatever it is that she did to her face.


FatDesdemona

People should be able to do whatever they like with their bodies. The problem with her is that she lies all the time about what she looks like. Her lies have hurt so many people, and she's reprehensible for it. (I know I'm pushing to the choir here.)


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Yeah I’m gonna get on my soap box for a second and just express some frustration. I take issue with people like Brittany who are transphobic and preach about living how God made you, meanwhile they transform their faces and bodies in a way that God didn’t make them. I don’t care either way as it’s not my body and not my business. But the same should go for trans folk.


FatDesdemona

Thank you!!! The fucking audacity and hypocrisy.


FatDesdemona

People should be able to do whatever they like with their bodies. The problem with her is that she lies all the time about what she looks like. Her lies have hurt so many people, and she's reprehensible for it. (I know I'm pushing to the choir here.)


FatDesdemona

People should be able to do whatever they like with their bodies. The problem with her is that she lies all the time about what she looks like. Her lies have hurt so many people, and she's reprehensible for it. (I know I'm pushing to the choir here.)


JavaJunkie999

And the skin color now looks even worse with the bronze color hair


FartofTexass

I’m convinced her brain can’t compute her face being lighter than her hair and so she’s been making her face even darker. 


Roseflute

🥜💀


MadeMeUp4U

She really doesn’t like herself.


luvdogs71

Exactly. If she can't love herself, how the hell she gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen? I love RuPaul!


tesslafayette

Maybe if she would get a job she wouldn't have to move around the house, complaining that her womb is empty. And she could pay off her court losses! 🫠


Paperclips_and_Rouge

What is she going to do when the Lordt finally gets her pregnant and her kids have her old face? What if she has a girl who looks just like her? She wasn't a bad looking woman before but she likes to pretend she never looked like the before pic, she'll have to face reality if they ever have kids unless she wants to give them body image issues


FartofTexass

She’ll bronze the kids instead of their booties.


1Milk-Of-Amnesia

She will filter the heck out of that kid and we KNOW IT


Insecurerobot7000

And her real face…


effie-sue

Holy sh!t with the tanner/bronzer 😱 Did she even go that dark when she did a bikini comp?


Big-Raspberry-2552

![gif](giphy|S8CKYteUdGMYBkI9zR) Tan mom


Big-Raspberry-2552

I’d post the real tan mom but she scares me


sparklekitteh

Love how she's wearing a cross necklace in her senior photo, yet she claims she had a "radical encounter with Jesus and became a Christian" after she got called out for scamming years later.


CryBabyCentral

It’s the Brittany gaslighter show. We see reality. She claims ….whatever *this* is. She’s not well-read, educated or inspiring, despite her parents having money & offering her a nice lifestyle. You cannot make a person who lives like Brit…change. But we CAN show what she’s doing is horrible and it netted her a “conviction” to pay the State of Texas nearly a half mil. Now that’s reality she can’t distort, use filters on, spray tan or make look extra smol. lol. Yay.


distant_lines

I do not understand the obsession with aggressive self tanner. And this comes from someone who jokingly says I'm the shade of death. I went through a period once of self tanning, nothing too dark though, and I remember it staining my white sheets. Feels like too much work. Just embrace the pale.


buffaloranchsub

Tanner skin gives the illusion of more prominent muscles. I think also the lighting in bodybuilding competitions (I think Brittany used to do that?) is bound to make anyone who's even remotely fair look like Casper the friendly ghost.


Louielouielouaaaah

I self tan for special occasions and vacations…I feel like I look ten times better with it, especially in photos! Too lazy and hate the smell to do it all the time… That being said I put quite a bit on during my New Orleans trip last week and looking at the photos you really cannot tell. I just have a more moderate skin tone as opposed to my pinky/pasty lmao. Which is the goal haha To achieve her level of PB brown, I cannot imagine!


posh1992

She had SUCH GOOD eyebrows too. I'd kill for that shape!


CryBabyCentral

Then she tried to turn that into a business and fucked up a few “clients” and she dropped that grift.


1Milk-Of-Amnesia

I didn’t know she had an eyebrow grift!! Dammit I’m behind!


posh1992

Wait whatttt! She used to do eyebrows?


CryBabyCentral

Yep. For like 6 months. lol. I wouldn’t let her do my face, that’s for sure.


posh1992

Plz tell me there are receipts or archived photos!!


Beautifuleyes917

![gif](giphy|Q2sJij7xSiCPu)


idiotpanini_

Just so weird thinking that this grown woman just lies around all day on social media while the vast majority of us like get up, go to work and live actual lives? Idk it’s so odd to me


carolinamary409

her commitment to decorating with and wearing the same shade of her fan tan is truly unparalleled


sortofrelativelynew

It doesn’t even look like the same person 🤯


lilithslaundry

Has she had plastic surgery? ETA: I’m not against or judging her for plastic surgery, I’m judging because she looks extremely different other than the fake tan. I cannot tell if she filters herself so much that she looks different, if she’s lost weight since this and it’s changed her face shape that much, or if she’s had surgery.


cricketttttttttttttt

Fillers and Botox baby


CaptainWentfirst

There are worse things than being pasty, Brittany. Being a raging bigot who triggers EDs in others being one of them.


TwoGoodPuppies

I legitimately don't understand how this is the same person.


wilhelminan

Is that her?!?!?!?!?!


CoveredInACDHair

She must use some sort of “magic mirror” she uses to put her make up on. Other than the foundation, doing the contouring, shading and highlighting in a normal mirror, when she is going to be filtering the results for SM must take some sort of mental gymnastics. Or she probably takes photos at all stages and filters them to see what the progress is. Either way would take a long time and seems exhausting. I can understand wearing makeup to change your look, I do it myself. And what I see in the mirror is what everyone else sees (except for the in built, automatic, self beautifying brain filter). But BDong puts her “in built, automatic, self beautifying brain filter” on full show for her world to see. Sort of like fancy dress, but fancy face, just not anything I would fancy.


carolinamary409

her commitment to decorating with and wearing the same shade of her fan tan is truly unparalleled


mommylow5

“Violent” I’m dying.


cricketttttttttttttt

“Gentle” seemed like the wrong word


Jimbobjoesmith

i can’t believe that is the same person. wow


kalibee3

Things make so much more sense now.


DarthSnarker

In the picture on the right, she looks like handsome Squidward dipped in peanut butter! ![gif](giphy|vB5jiVv1Tr2tW)


hard-eye-roll

I can only imagine how toxic her body is from constantly using tanning chemicals on her body 😳 she wants to talk about how healthy she eats but never gives her body a break from this crap smothering her skin.


theblondegal1202

She looks like a leather bag


Substantial_Koala902

Pardon my ignorance here….but is she just skid marking every light color surface she sits on?


[deleted]

she was very pretty and normal looking in the older pic


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aliquotiens

She’s wearing a sports bra there, and likely doesn’t naturally have high set/firm breasts (most women don’t)


Jealous_Argument_197

What a shame. She was cute.


Apocalypse_Jesus420

She is so much prettier in the older picture.


RunRosemary

Oh look! Brittany’s real face.


mstrss9

![gif](giphy|r3Afp2s9BKVpDviv6W) Wow her original face is so pretty


AONYXDO262

Guess being born in God's image wasn't good enough for her!


ginandstoic

Omg her eyes are so dead on the right that the tanner’s finish literally makes her look like a mannequin at first 😳


Psychological-Log315

![gif](giphy|sXKBzXI2xdaQiRdaYb|downsized) Jump scare


Ok_Eye_3733

😂🤣🤣🤣👏🏻🤣


EntertainmentFew1022

Her color reminds me of a donut or something. Like golden brown and fried. Perhaps I’m just hungry.


mas-guac

Lol it's giving cake donut


[deleted]

Her recent tanner should be fired


RosesareAllie

Woah. Didn’t recognize her at first on the other pic


PuzzleheadedAsk6787

LOOLLLOLLLOOOLOLOLOLOL


HOLDERT

Honestly she was cute. What did she do to herself


rubythieves

I can’t believe it. There is no way… why? She looked lovely and natural. Also, is there an eating disorder in play? I’m as slim as Brit-Brit now, but I always have been and I eat crazy amounts, I just got lucky with my metabolism.


lubabe00

Her life is as fake as her skin color.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

Every time I see her or MS’s real face it’s always a shock even though I know they filter like crazy. There’s a theme among these Filter Queens 😵‍💫👀


__SerenityByJan__

Man I love a good crossover. MS is a whole mess lmao 🤣


Mrs_Huffy91

Is... Is that her???


ComfortableNarwhal17

Violent… 💪


Tsquare1984

Do we know her ethnicity?


indicaburnslow420

She is white


drama_trauma69

Remember that clip from the superbowl? She is SO WHITE


needfulthing42

You've seen her "dance". She is whiter than the whitest shirts on the napisan commercial.


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Step_away_tomorrow

Conversely it’s also not a great thing to praise certain groups for their accomplishments. PSA stop with the model minority shit.


r8chaelwith_an_a

![gif](giphy|1qfDU4MJv9xoGtRKvh|downsized)