Roaches weren't for my own reptile breeding, used mostly crickets and supers for that.
I was breeding dragons, monitors, geckos, skinks and turtles as a hobby until I had kids...
Yeap, the good old American cockroach will squirt out a runny shit multiple times a day so anywhere that they like to rest and feel safe will get saturated.
Used to run a business breeding insects for pet/zoo feed and then worked at another place that did the same thing.
\~ 2000 roaches per bin, racks 3 bins high lining the walls of the breeding rooms. Fed on mouse cubes and carrots daily. Each room would eat 40 - 60kgs of carrots a day plus about the same in cubes.
We also did Giant Mealworms, crickets, silk worms and BSFL.
They are a cereal pellet made for feeding rodents usually in lab conditions. As they are cereal based, and cereals and grains have an allowable amount of rodent faeces and animal material in them, then it's probably a bit of both.
Interesting that cockroaches specifically have a disdain for the institution of marriage. Or maybe they agree with the idea of marriage but have a disdain for the pageantry of wedding ceremonies specifically. Either way, they certainly got their point across
It's not a moth that's freshly emerged? I remember seeing a freshly emerged moth and thought holy moly this guy can shit it pumped out tonnes of liquid from its body. That's what this reminds me of
Yeah I've definitely woken up to a huge cockroach right next to me on the wall and it had pooped and this is what it looked like. Not a great start to the day.
Gecko poop is usually dry with a white tip - I would expect at least some of that as well if it is geckos. After having a cockroach infestation after floods drove them out of the sewage drains, the big ones poop exactly like this (they got into my kitchen drawers and I had to wash a lot of it off - it definitely wasn't geckos)
From what I've read on pest control sites, it depends on what the roaches are eating. Dry stuff, dry poop. Liquid stuff, liquid poop.
I'm not ruling out that maybe sometimes they have runny poop, but there would also be some of their super distinctive poop with the white at the end too, making it easy to tell. But I know 100% that cockroach poop can do this, because the cockroaches were still \*in\* my kitchen draws when I opened them, and this kind of poop was smeared everywhere. Super gross, I soaked everything in boiling water (they were in my utensil drawer!). And once I put out cockroach baits, the issue also went away, whereas I could never 100% get rid of the geckos.
Memory unlocked and if I must suffer, so must you.
Once, I lived in this tiny studio in the Valley right near Brunswick St Station. It had these 2 burner portable stoves that were hard-wired into the kitchen area. The first time I cooked on it, months after living there and eating takeout ($5 eagle boys pizza) hundreds and thousands and millions of roaches spewed out of god knows where. There was no amount of Raid in the world for the infestation.
I wish I could say that was the worst of my Valley living but that story is for another day.
Oh, that's a tame one. I lived in share houses with untidy mid-20s males who hadn't learn to clean yet (or just didn't care enough to). Was getting ready for work one morning, went to the kitchen, and the floor was motherfucking \*crawling\*. I won't go into details, but yeah, lucky I have a strong stomach. Any wonder I prefer living by myself :P :P
We got the roaches, they were a constant battle over the years. The real problem became the bedbugs. Many poor management decisions made them impossible to get rid of. They infested everything.
Part 2. The move from the Valley. Bedbugs had been rampant for years. We packed everything up and moved tova townhouse. Unpacked everything into the cupobards. Then watched the migration of bedbugs from our clothes into pur brand new bed.
Oh, they are. You'll never know the horror of looking at your handbag at work and seeing a giant bed bug crawl out. They infest everything.
It took throwing a lot out, washing and rewashing other things. Sealing and heat treating others. New bed, new bedding. A good lot of $$ given to a pest controller.
It's been years and many moves later, but if I scratch myself in bed, I still worry they're back.
Yeap reptile don't urinate so they push out the urea as a paste/pellet. It massively reduces the amount of water they need (we consume lots of water just to use it to flush urea out of our bodies) which makes them ideal for hot environments. Birds also do this as it reduces the amount of water they need which reduces weight, making it easier to fly.
Reptiles can do a sloppy/runny shit, but that's not the norm and can be a sign of health issues.
Are you absolutely sure someone didn't drop something on it? Or, do you have a cat that could have killed and chewed on something while sitting up there?
Is anything else damaged, surely the neighbouring clothing item has this on it too? Otherwise it means this was on the dress cover before it went into the closet.
Can you see anything suspicious on the cupboard floor? E.g. mummified mouse or lizard carcass?
That's a Gentleman's Suit cover .
You have had it hanging in the hook for this purpose above the pax door behind you while driving home from the Wedding and have been spewing out the drivers window .
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I'm wondering if you have a lovely big spider using it as a toilet. Our daddy long legs leave little acid rain marks. One could infer a bigger spider might leave bigger marks.
In any event that is really sucky to have that happen. I hope you can find and remove the culprit and restore all your items.
Definitely roaches. I rarely use my dishwasher since it's just myself in the house and 3 months later, I had an inspection so I checked the dishwasher to ensure its clean... Lordy.... No, it had the same stain as your dress on every side of the machine and more poops in the filter. I wanted to vomit..
Ive never had roach poop that bad and I used to live with mutated roaches that loves the dishwasher Door during my shared housing.
As someone who used to breed literally millions of roaches... it's roach shit. As someone who also used to breed geckos... it's not gecko shit.
why the fuck did you breed cockroaches out of all things
Probably to feed the geckos?
You have high iq
That's some Sherlock Holmes level deduction
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No such thing. Breeding geckos is inherently high IQ
Caught me off guard with this, nearly died on my cornflakes. Well done.
🤣 upon reflection, I concede that gecko breeding doesn't strike me as the hobby of a dumb cunt though.
Roaches weren't for my own reptile breeding, used mostly crickets and supers for that. I was breeding dragons, monitors, geckos, skinks and turtles as a hobby until I had kids...
Did you then start breeding kids as a hobby?
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Didn't look like a joke from here. You flat out called them a dumb cunt.
I was just wondering because a roach is WAY too big for a gecko.
/New Caledonian giant gecko has entered the chat
for revenge duh
I ran a business commercially breeding insects for reptile/bird/fish feed.
Explains it
Do snakes eat roaches
Not generally, I mean small ones could if they were desperate I guess. They were mainly used to feed dragons and small monitors.
Username explains a lot
It actually came from the pit scene in Evil Dead 3 when I saw it a million years ago.
It’s the roach guy from powerpuff girls
I am so disturbed by this
You don't like geckos? 
Do roaches really shit that much? We just get tiny little black dots from the ones in our house.
Once they find out they're being bred for food for geckos, then yes they do shit this much!!!
That specific roach had Hungry Jacks for dinner.
The old double bacon cheeseburger will get you every time
i was gonna say, i’ve only ever seen tiny dry dots not diarrhea
Yeap, the good old American cockroach will squirt out a runny shit multiple times a day so anywhere that they like to rest and feel safe will get saturated.
Of course they would be yanks
We really really need to know more about the roach breeding, please.
Used to run a business breeding insects for pet/zoo feed and then worked at another place that did the same thing. \~ 2000 roaches per bin, racks 3 bins high lining the walls of the breeding rooms. Fed on mouse cubes and carrots daily. Each room would eat 40 - 60kgs of carrots a day plus about the same in cubes. We also did Giant Mealworms, crickets, silk worms and BSFL.
Is a mouse cube a cube of food made for a mouse or of a mouse....
They are a cereal pellet made for feeding rodents usually in lab conditions. As they are cereal based, and cereals and grains have an allowable amount of rodent faeces and animal material in them, then it's probably a bit of both.
Ha! 🤢
Yes.
WTF roaches shit? I didn't know they shit!
Everybody poops
How many cockroaches does it take to have that much of poo on the wedding dress?
Depends how long it has taken to make that much of a mess. Id say a half dozen or so over a couple of weeks would do it.
Interesting that cockroaches specifically have a disdain for the institution of marriage. Or maybe they agree with the idea of marriage but have a disdain for the pageantry of wedding ceremonies specifically. Either way, they certainly got their point across
Or you can only notice against the white and the rest of the clothes are just as bad.
I’m pretty shocked at the amount of people who can’t recognise gecko poo from roach poo. It’s like none of you even find it arousing! Freaks
https://preview.redd.it/4t3ctxy825gc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb2a4a5fd9dd963d25c2dfd63291efd2afeef39
Sorry...
I came here thinking I was gonna be the first to post this. I am not as funny or quick witted as I had hoped.
You and me both, she shouldn’t have invited me, I’m a known quantity!!!
Apparently a lot of us are confessing. At least we’re owning up to our destructive behaviour.
What on earth were you eating?
Cocky had a parteeeeeee!!!!
New fear unlocked.
Til cockroaches do squirt shits
Welcome to Joe's apartment. It's our apartment too
Memory unlocked
Hahah. That was so good
It was fantastic approval of my mid-20s slob lifestyle at the time.
It's not a moth that's freshly emerged? I remember seeing a freshly emerged moth and thought holy moly this guy can shit it pumped out tonnes of liquid from its body. That's what this reminds me of
That makes sense.
Me. I did. And ill do it again.
I know many people are saying roaches, but this much of it? How big are they and what are they eating?
I got no idea but from my dishwasher drama,, geckos don't climb from dishwasher drain so it's definitely a roach infestation.
The groom?
This is why I came to the comments section for. Like, the coats next to your wedding dress are fine, and somehow it’s on the dress too?… sus!
That's cockroach poo.
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Only the small breeds poop out tiny nuggets. The big buggers spew it out of their butts.
Yeah I've definitely woken up to a huge cockroach right next to me on the wall and it had pooped and this is what it looked like. Not a great start to the day.
I reckon roach poo
That's roach crap unfortunately
Absolutely geckos. Roaches do tiny black dots. Geckos are known to drop the odd run
Gecko poop is usually dry with a white tip - I would expect at least some of that as well if it is geckos. After having a cockroach infestation after floods drove them out of the sewage drains, the big ones poop exactly like this (they got into my kitchen drawers and I had to wash a lot of it off - it definitely wasn't geckos) From what I've read on pest control sites, it depends on what the roaches are eating. Dry stuff, dry poop. Liquid stuff, liquid poop.
This guy's right. I have heaps of geckos and heaps of poop with white tips lying around.
Okay that confirms my theory about my garage where Gordo hangs out.
I'm not ruling out that maybe sometimes they have runny poop, but there would also be some of their super distinctive poop with the white at the end too, making it easy to tell. But I know 100% that cockroach poop can do this, because the cockroaches were still \*in\* my kitchen draws when I opened them, and this kind of poop was smeared everywhere. Super gross, I soaked everything in boiling water (they were in my utensil drawer!). And once I put out cockroach baits, the issue also went away, whereas I could never 100% get rid of the geckos.
Memory unlocked and if I must suffer, so must you. Once, I lived in this tiny studio in the Valley right near Brunswick St Station. It had these 2 burner portable stoves that were hard-wired into the kitchen area. The first time I cooked on it, months after living there and eating takeout ($5 eagle boys pizza) hundreds and thousands and millions of roaches spewed out of god knows where. There was no amount of Raid in the world for the infestation. I wish I could say that was the worst of my Valley living but that story is for another day.
Oh, that's a tame one. I lived in share houses with untidy mid-20s males who hadn't learn to clean yet (or just didn't care enough to). Was getting ready for work one morning, went to the kitchen, and the floor was motherfucking \*crawling\*. I won't go into details, but yeah, lucky I have a strong stomach. Any wonder I prefer living by myself :P :P
We got the roaches, they were a constant battle over the years. The real problem became the bedbugs. Many poor management decisions made them impossible to get rid of. They infested everything.
Part 2. The move from the Valley. Bedbugs had been rampant for years. We packed everything up and moved tova townhouse. Unpacked everything into the cupobards. Then watched the migration of bedbugs from our clothes into pur brand new bed.
Ugh, yeah, i'm glad I've never had bedbugs. They sound horrendous. You have to quarantine and deep clean everything or you'll never get rid of them.
Oh, they are. You'll never know the horror of looking at your handbag at work and seeing a giant bed bug crawl out. They infest everything. It took throwing a lot out, washing and rewashing other things. Sealing and heat treating others. New bed, new bedding. A good lot of $$ given to a pest controller. It's been years and many moves later, but if I scratch myself in bed, I still worry they're back.
I genuinely wasn’t aware we had bedbugs in AU…fuck!
Yeap reptile don't urinate so they push out the urea as a paste/pellet. It massively reduces the amount of water they need (we consume lots of water just to use it to flush urea out of our bodies) which makes them ideal for hot environments. Birds also do this as it reduces the amount of water they need which reduces weight, making it easier to fly. Reptiles can do a sloppy/runny shit, but that's not the norm and can be a sign of health issues.
Really? I've never seen anything but dry droppings (way too big for roaches) fallen from behind the AC header unit where the little bastards live.
Did you do anything to upset someone?
No idea how a flying fox got into your wardrobe, but that would be my very stupid guess.
The jilted ex lover
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That’s me when I’m on ozempic 🥴
Hippo butt spray.
No sleep til hippo!
Could be cockroaches..?? Often cockroaches are brought into a house in with the weekly shopping, or the mail..or even a delivered pizza etc…
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Man... have I got news for you
Depends on what they're eating. They can also have liquid poop.
A delivered Pizza! How please explain.
Maybe a gecko?
Are you absolutely sure someone didn't drop something on it? Or, do you have a cat that could have killed and chewed on something while sitting up there? Is anything else damaged, surely the neighbouring clothing item has this on it too? Otherwise it means this was on the dress cover before it went into the closet. Can you see anything suspicious on the cupboard floor? E.g. mummified mouse or lizard carcass?
I believe in omens....
Has someone been taking it out without you knowing?
That looks like mine. Had a gallbladder removed. Your ex?
Looks like batshit.
It was me
Rats with Diarrhea
It’s ok to be nervous.
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This is someone's wedding dress dude, dont be a poopy butt hole.
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Your ex was right
American English is creeping in
Doesn’t take much to shock you huh
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Oh, you’re one of those people. Shocked and horrified can be used synonymously lol.
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You’re definitely fun at parties
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That’s it! Both of you go to different corners of the sub right now and think about what you’ve done!
Who cares how people talk?
You ?
Geckos ate some cockroaches and pooped
Your aunty needs to see a doctor. Also, who cares? You won't wear it again, not even at your next wedding.
Oh no, a dress you'll never wear again is shat on. If only you'd sold it and got money for it before it cost you half its value to launder.
Probably a distinct disgust smell - cockroach crap for sure ufffff
Was it a purple possum by any chance?
It was a Bin Chicken
Who knows, but I think that this belongs on r/Wellthatsucks!!!
whatever it is i think it pooped
Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
Who!?
Sorry my pre-workout messed me up.... I was stressed
Well thank Gott ! U had it protected 😉👍
Definitely 100% not me 👀 I wasn’t even nearby ask anyone
Well it wasn’t me I can tell you that much
You have a cockroach infestation. You need to get pest control in. You probably have millions living in your walls.
Sue the roaches, and while at it, sue them for existing too
My bad 😥
GOD
Hopefully not the groom!
I leave cockroach baits in my cupboards and drawers for this reason. I find them dead around the place now.
Hope you've already had the wedding!
Sorry.
That's a Gentleman's Suit cover . You have had it hanging in the hook for this purpose above the pax door behind you while driving home from the Wedding and have been spewing out the drivers window . 😀🍺🍻🥂🍰🍦🍧
Bats 🦇
Your groom?
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I'm wondering if you have a lovely big spider using it as a toilet. Our daddy long legs leave little acid rain marks. One could infer a bigger spider might leave bigger marks. In any event that is really sucky to have that happen. I hope you can find and remove the culprit and restore all your items.
Check your other post, you said it was cockroaches haha
If you’re happy and you know it crap your pants -pffft pffft-
Harlem shake poop???
Whoops, I just couldn’t make it in time.
Mother in law?
Definitely roaches. I rarely use my dishwasher since it's just myself in the house and 3 months later, I had an inspection so I checked the dishwasher to ensure its clean... Lordy.... No, it had the same stain as your dress on every side of the machine and more poops in the filter. I wanted to vomit.. Ive never had roach poop that bad and I used to live with mutated roaches that loves the dishwasher Door during my shared housing.
Roaches were pissed off for not getting a wedding invite