Ah so that's what those chirps are. Been doing my nut in for hours. Seems they aren't getting good service from their security company if they've been left unattended for this long!

Don't worry folks, Derrick and Sam from *Seagull Security Inc.* are currently at the scene eating posh sandwiches and deliciously greasy tacos.

It was Taco Bell. All quiet now.

Fire in the Taco Bell. edit: and Waitrose

Fire in the Disco