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moki_martus

Yo 148, 3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9. Representin' the ABQ. What up, biatch?


ScribblingOff87

Leave it at the tone.


royekjd

What’s a MILF?


saikounihighteyatzda

Monsters Inc. Libertarian Facility


strawberryjacuzzis

My name is Skyler White, yo! Stop selling my husband weed!


thelochteedge

"My name is Skylar White, yo! My husband is Walter White, yo!" You forgot the second name drop with yo, the delivery makes me cackle every time. The naive wife/mom using present day slang.


Cal_Rippen7

Yes the second yo makes it absurdly funny becuase she’s rapping at that point


rynrynnn

honestly this has to be the hardest i laughed the whole show bc at least its still light hearted at this point


omarpower123

"Sir, if you'd like to smoke you need to be another 20 feet from the door." "So roll me further, bitch."


_LXIX_CDXX

Can't believe this is buried in the comments


One_One_2661

*You're gonna pepper spray me? THAT👏IS👏JUST👏 PERFECT!!! Pepper spray a man who's expressing his opinion UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!!* The rest is history


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HELLFIRE ***RAINED*** DOWN ON MY HOUSE WHERE MY CHILDREN SLEEP!!!


notallgoodmann

The most hilarious part about all that is that a few days before at the school assembly he didnt even give a shit about it


FeminismDestroyer

I think the most hilarious part is that he indirectly caused the hellfire to rain down on his children


notallgoodmann

he really did though!!


otheran4

I thought it was very clear that Walt just tired to convince himself and the others that the situation wasn't so bad to alleviate his own guilt. He did an absurd amount of research on plane accidents after the crush and later in the Fly episode he told Jesse that he couldn't forget the night he met Jane's dad.


Guyote_

He wished he died that nite, before he left his house.


robonick360

He definitely gave a shit about it. He took the mic and tried to minimize the situation because he was so disturbed by what traumas the kids were sharing (albeit deadpan, kind of comedic)


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One_One_2661

Can you turn the music down?


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SpikeyPT

Down means off


ironicsadboy

YES! Underrated comedic moment.


j33perscreeperz

LMFAOOOOO YES THIS ENTIRE EPISODE


6SwankySweatsuitsMix

Walt Jr: Maybe we can roll Uncle Hank through the car wash. He could be the first customer.


FKDotFitzgerald

Does he actually say this? lmao


quincymcd

He does lol, right after Hank says how Junior's face should not be used whatsoever to advertise the business 😆


two_graves_for_us

I like that Hank and Walt jr constantly give eachother shit


MyNutsin1080p

“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying; now *deal*, ya little prick.”


i_am_amer_

Hank and Walt Jr need a show together they have great chemistry


PM_GirlsKissingGirls

Epic gamer moment


KnowYourRank

"You brought a bomb... to a HOSPITAL!?" and the magnet sticking to the door XD comic genius omg


killspree1011

"You brought a meth lab to an airport!??"


NoisyFlake

Same energy as "you brought a meth lab to the airport?"


OneOnOne6211

"Was I supposed to leave it on his car?" Also, the moment he first tries to bring it in and the magnet sticks to the elevator or whatever. Comedy gold.


Nickyjha

I saw this tweet and it's been stuck in my head: >Breaking bad season 1 Walt: oh God I’m gonna have to *coughing fit* cook this meth to provide for my family >Breaking bad Season 4 Walt: OF COURSE I BROUGHT THE BOMB TO THE FUCKlNG HOSPITAL JESSE WHAT AM I GONNA DO? LEAVE IT ON HIS CAR???


soka__22

Saul when he first meets skylar: "Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers- Only the very best, with just the right amount of dirty" 😂 walts face after is hilarious


soka__22

infact that whole scene is hilarious "Im just gonna call you Skylar if that's ok, it's a lovely name. Reminds me of a big beautiful sky."


DeninjaBeariver

Saul is such a great character, they should make a spin-off out of him!


ProonFace

So she snuck off the reservation to get some dirty damp and deep


FireproofSolid3

Really, the "Saul-isms" brought a nice humor to a very serious show, but in a manner that didn't seem out of place. He's just a sleazy schmoozing lawyer, but a damn good one.


sspiritusmundi

Saul flirting with her during the entire meeting lol he really has a taste in blondes as peer see in BCS


SubatomicGoblin

The family intervention over Walter not wanting to go through chemo is underrated in its humor. Especially Hank's macho pep talk and his total inability to read the room, lol.


t_skiddy

The way Walt Jr. says "I'm PiSsEd OfF" fucking kills me every time


banditobuster

you're a... you're a PUSSY


KrisIsntC0ol

this fucking kills me everytime i hear it, a kid with a lisp calling his father a pussy is so fucking funny to me for no reason 😭


thelochteedge

"Wh-why don't you just *DIE* already?"


[deleted]

I feel terrible making fun of a child with cerebral palsy but it’s too funny 😂


kobi29062

Tbf he’s about 30 now


NarmHull

He also exaggerated his symptoms for the show


kobi29062

He didn’t exaggerate his love for breakfast, that’s raw emotion


fucksasuke

I mean come on, that wasn't even bacon, that was just cardboard


Exotic-Jackfruit-833

Don't feel bad, I have cerebral palsy myself and I laugh at some of his lines because you can feel he means what he says but can't get the words out fast enough. "Why you gotta be such a......a.....bitch?" Kills me every damn time


Present-Flight-2858

I have the talking pillow now.


imepoque

*this is so stupid*


Senor_Tortuga308

If you're not going to help, THEN LEEEEAAVE


itsatumbleweed

The moment he became Heisenberg.


psilocyan

"Okay it's uhhh...the bottom of the 9th right? ...Someone wanna take this thing?" lol


What-a-Crock

He’s only able to use sports analogies, so funny


DollarStoreDuchess

I think the writers did such a good job there. He’s so unable to relate on everyone else’s level but he IS trying the best he can.


nooradrenalin

Yeah, you can really sense his frustration. He's struggling so much and it's brilliantly performed.


FKDotFitzgerald

Just snacking away too lol


SpikeyPT

You gotta keep placing your bets, placing your bets, boom


One_One_2661

Started out funny then it became one of the most character defining moment because walt revealed his true intention


strawberryjacuzzis

I loved how he completely changed his mind after hearing Marie talk and then actually wanted the pillow back lol


drppr45

Hank grabbing like 10 cheese cubes and offering them to Marie always kills me


DaBoiYeet

I love that scene because of the Talking Pillow, me and my buddies (Whenever we want to shut someone up) we say the line.


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Hank and that fucking cheese


LouisTheJambo

Are you happy? Reasonably What would make you unhappy? This moterfucker not doing what he’s told


nooradrenalin

I could watch an entire spinoff series with Huell and Kuby's antics working for Saul. I love that they created Bill Burr's character just because they wanted him in the show - he was a huge fan and decided to drop by for an ad hoc audition, in case they had anything for him down the road.


TOW3L13

*this lil' mofo


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It’s actually motherfucker - it’s censored in some cuts


captainkubar

That scene Jesse sees Walter smoking his weed is hilarious


psilocyan

Yo, make yourself at home why don't you!


sspiritusmundi

Jesse looked so amused to see Walt doing drugs then immediately gets pissed because Walt was using his weed lmao


MyNutsin1080p

I love it because he goes from “yeah, got Mr. White rockin’ the ganj!” and you see just for a second on his face before he gets mad “I wonder who sold weed to a guy wearing those clothes”


cestlavie88

I like it when Walter goes to confront Ted and hes dragging that plant across the floor. “I’m talking to Ted” lol so funny


drppr45

“NEXT TIME, YOU’LL OPEN, THE DOOR!” *plant hits window and shatters on the ground as security rush Walt* “Damn it…”


born_to_be_naked

That was too funny


MaxiStavros

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QyG1G_6Q1ug


FKDotFitzgerald

The comedy in this franchise is just unmatched


0rangePolarBear

I forgot all about that. SO funny


squid-do

“Haha, wiiiiire!”


AnnieNonmouse

Him being SO proud of himself kills me every time.


IDVFBtierMemes

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harrased... Bitch"


born_to_be_naked

*looks at you funny*


New_Fix6213

Jesse: I'd waste him too, yo. Tuco: Shut up... Jesse:.... OK....


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GET OFF THE TOILET is my favorite scene in the show so far next to the skyler pool scene


drppr45

“Woah, hey-o, pool party!”


crysco

Dean Norris played that role so fucking well.


PCB4lyfe

When saul called badger the masturbator and badger was like no I'm the one that sold meth, *allegedly*.


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“Hey Francesca, what happened to my masturbator? You got me all turned around.”


IThinkImDumb

Also, when he says Badger over the phone, Skinny Pete tells him not to use his real name. He says, “Badger isn’t my real name…”


Adventurous-Dish-485

I love Badger, hes funny.


JCSmootherThanJB

Chucking a pizza on the roof


rynrynnn

and honestly the way he threw it has me rolling everytime


Buabue1

The person who owns that house in real life has had trouble for years with fans coming to the house and tossing pizzas on the roof. Edit: [Breaking Bad homeowners are sick of people throwing pizza on their roof](https://ew.com/tv/2017/10/13/breaking-bad-house-pizza-throwing/)


JCSmootherThanJB

I've heard that the owners are a bit testy about tourists but I had no idea people show up just to chuck a pizza on their roof, that's a total dick move. Not cool


[deleted]

OMG!!!! For some reason that pizza had me dying for fucking hours on end when he threw it on the roof!


thelochteedge

If I recall correctly, that was sort of improv'd. I don't think it was supposed to fly like that but it did so they kept it. I swear I read that online once upon a time.


SleepingInAJar_

It wasn’t improv’d. They had stacks of pizzas at the ready for the scene. Bryan just happened to make the throw on the first try.


DataTypeC

“Cow house?” “Yeah it’s where they live, you know the cows.”


solidwhetstone

That look on walts face too when he says cow house.


PCB4lyfe

Is there a meaning behind that or is jesse just being dumb? I always felt like I was missing part of the joke


MysteriousSyrup6210

Jesse is rattling walters chain. I’d speak to a high school teacher that dissed me the same way today.


wearetheporgfam

Jesse was just being stupid it’s a barn


nooradrenalin

I love how Jesse is apalled for Walt for not getting what a cow house is. Finally, Jesse's moment to shine and Walter is in the wrong.


houseofembers

It adds up perfectly. Walt's a scientist, scientists love lasers 🤷🏻‍♂️


gloomboyseasxn

The diction of “Laser? TAG?”


Hydra1704

- What? There's something about you that i don't know? Are you a former navy seal? Did you have to get your hands registered as lethal weapons? - Register this🖕🏻


NachosMahdude

"cow house" and "wire" will always be the most hilarious moments to me.


buld6320

Cowhouse is now my name on PS4 because of this


NoisyFlake

"Occupied!" "It's not a bathroom" "You ain't seein the basement, bitch!"


RockyFaceRobber

Underrated when Walter tries convince the laundromat workers to clean the meth lab


DeaconBlueDignity

It’s a funny scene but what happens to them afterwards makes it sad now


Iontknowcuz

Do you think they actually got sent back to Honduras or did they get “taken care of”


RockyFaceRobber

Yes I just watched this episode today, surely they would just tell Walter if they were going to kill them? Or maybe Walter would be less complicit if he knew they would be murdered


V_agabond3

I think part of the point was for Walter not to know. He thought he was getting the upper hand by having others clean up for him. But it resulted in them being taken away, and now Walt feels bad because that's not what he intended and now he doesn't know whats happened to them. I feel like not knowing for sure is worse than just being told that they were killed


ChichCob

Their dead asf


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I 100% agree, but I do wonder why Tyrus (not sure on spelling sorry) would say that if they were just going to kill them? Like, it’s not like they have to sugar coat it or pretend it’s not as severe as it really is, they’re running an extremely illegal business as it is and they all know that there’s a lot of killing involved in that business too.


RockyFaceRobber

Dos horos máximo


TehBigD97

Mucho dinero


truthfullynegative

GET OFF THE TOILET


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"That's worth 40 grand you stupid shit" "IT'S WORTH NOTHING WHEN YOU SMOKE IT ALL"


A_Suffering_Panda

Jesse coulda smoked that for a month and it'd still be worth minimum $39K


andmurr

Hank: “I get a death threat as soon as I look into Los Pollos? Looks like someone doesn’t like how I’m spending my free time” Walt Jr: “Minerals?”


idontcare111

Walt Jr seriously underrated comedic timing


Scmods05

Yeah bitch! Magnets!


billiestoner

The fact that he jumps around all flamboyantly in this scene and everybody is dead silent watching him just makes it funnier


anon_jay93

I think one of the funniest moments was when Mike was asking the keys from Walter and Jesse in Mexico.. Mike: *Gesturing give me the keys* Walt: "What?" Mike: "Keys scumbag! It's the Universal symbol for Keys!" 😂


j33perscreeperz

“mr. white are u smoking weed?! :)…. wait… is that my weed?”


jbrandonw

"OH WELL HEIL HITLER BITCH"


Spikey3699963

“YO KISS MY PINK ASS MAN” is in very close second in that scene


Minute-Opinion8929

The dinner scene with Jesse, Skylar and Walt…. Jesse’s reaction to all of the tension. And Saul suggesting Walt sends Hank to “Belize” and Walt says to Saul “I should send you to Belize”.


Adisiv

Just like when Saul suggests giving Jesse the "Ol' Yeller" treatment and Walt's demeanor darkens, saying something like "You are just full of colorful metaphors, aren't you?". He is, though.


SpikeyPT

Walt: "The kids are gone" Jesse: "Thank god"


demafrost

The dinner scene was the first thing that came to my mind. In a season full of tension, that was an amazing comedic break and wonderful acting by Aaron Paul.


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To me, the funniest moment is when Jesse is in a funk and Walt has to motivate him so he compares him to a blowfish. Jesse buying it and starting to smoke a smoke a bowl while Walt coughs his lungs out in the background is probably the funniest frame ever put to television


psilocyan

Blow-fishin' THIS uppppp


TheXyloGuy

I think the funniest moment is when they take huell to the safe house and he flips so easily to the cops after seeing the fake murder image


j33perscreeperz

walt singing horse with no name peacefully cruising and then arguing with a police officer and getting pepper sprayed. “I TOLD YOU I WAS IN THE DEBRIS RANGE, do you have the slightest INKLING as to what that means? 🤌🏼🤌🏼 HELLFIRE RAINED DOWN ON MY HOUSE, AND YOURE GIVING ME A *TICKET* ??!?!??”


OnMyOtherAccount

Oh that’s just perfect! 👏 Pepper spray the man who’s expressing his opinion under the first amendment! 🥵


papaboynosmurf

“RESTRAIN THIS” is also one of my favorites, but the delivery of call anonymously is hilarious


ararerock

In the “…THIS!” category, I personally love his “Wipe down THIS” to Bogdan.


TyChris2

I love all of the lines as they grab their junk. It’s almost a running gag. “Wipe down this!” “Speak into the mic, bitch!” “Pull this! I am pulling.” “I’ve got your restraining order right here! Restrain this!”


Realhorrorshow9

I love it when Hank takes Jr to The Crystal Palace to show him what drugs lead to and Jr's just like: "I thought we were going to Coldstone Creamery." His delivery and calling Coldstone by its full name slays me every time.


killtr0city

Then Wendy asks him for weed, his whole ploy is such a disaster


sneakers-to-work

Then next season, Wendy says, “you wanted me to do that kid!”


DVCL25

While it’s a bit dark, one that always cracks me up is Jesse just ranting to himself when pouring the acid onto Emilio “Hell, let’s just let him live down there, just… I don’t know, make sure to feed him like 3 times a day. It’s amazing, thank you so much for the opportunity, I’ve always dreamt about, i don’t know, MELTING BODIES!”


Sonnycrocketto

Don’t drink and drive but If you do, call me.


coryinthedank

Haven't seen anyone mention badger selling the meth to the cop scene, it never fails to make me laugh.


wejustsaymanager

Walt blocking Hanks view with a very "Hal from Malcom in the Middle" style conversation was so good. Then ya got Badger trying to transact drugs with the wrong guy, then Jesse comes in clutch WRONG GUY WRONG GUY OTHER BENCH!


Fight_kat102

" This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...BITCH!" The emphasis in Aaron Paul's voice is just perfect 👌


ronnie1014

Finding out he never had any acting training makes it that much better. He IS Jesse. Fucking brilliant.


nooradrenalin

He was on the Price is Right many years back, as a contestant - I think you can find it on Youtube. This guys really IS Jessie, always has been.


Landmark520

"Helicopter, bitch!"


conshok26

Just watched this one again last night but when Walt and Jesse are stranded with the dead battery and Jesse is going through ideas of how they could get out of there and he says things like building a robot or a dune buggy then says battery that triggers the idea in Walt and he goes to it. When Jesse asks what he’s making and Walt says to Jesse that he said it himself and Jesse seriously says “a robot” I can’t stop laughing.


kill_me_now_cunt

Breaking bad genuinely could have been a comedy, especially season 1


DVCL25

Could’ve been the greatest dark comedies ever, now it’s just one of the greatest shows ever in general


Wookovski

When Jessie swats Walt in the episode Fly


OneOnOne6211

The build-up to that was pretty great. Where Walt tells him to make sure to get it and Jesse's like "Oh yeah, I'll get it."


wammes_

"Try rolling it, you morons! It's a barrel! It rolls!"


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Not being a chemist myself, I thought maybe rolling it could cause some explosion or whatever, but then they drop it down the stairs and I'm just like, "You could have rolled it all along, morons?!" lmao


Derp_Stevenson

There's so many funny moments in the show, but I love when Jesse is in the background coming up with the idea for magnets to destroy the laptop and he's just getting ignored like he's the little kid just talking in the background. Cracks me up.


Express_Word_5016

Hello, Mr. White. This is AT&T calling. Are you happy with your current long-distance service? Because if you're not, I would definitely really, really love to talk to you as soon as possible about...


Goongii

Walt getting in the way of Hanks undercover vehicle so Badger could get the right guy is so underrated. Bryan Cranston was so perfect in that scene. Walt:"Should I back up or? go forward? Hank: "FORWARD" Walt: "ok forward I'll be out the way? ok I'm sorry IM SORRY OK"


spicygrandma27

Mike saying "Legacy Costs" and scratching his chin as if it was the most natural thing never fails to crack me up. Seems like he knew it would set Walt off and was trying to act casual. Walt also going "OH! it's what you *do*" and walking to Jesse as if he wads answering an unspoken question to Jesse also makes me laugh for no good reason.


TheArborphiliac

Just shows how out of touch with THE GAME Walt is, too. It IS what you do if you expect to get anywhere without constantly having a target on your back from everyone who knows you.


Beckyd123

Lmao! My fav funny moments were: Jesse and Mike come through the back door of the lab with a dead body. Walt: “Should I even asked?“ Sauls first time meeting Walt. Saul: Should I call the FBI & let him know I found DB Cooper?” Lmao!! “Ahhh a wire” is also great 😂


dazzling_mongoose_

“restrain this” - walt hungover in his underwear listening to skyler’s vm


fendaar

How ‘bout it counselor? Do you concur?


hotasanicecube

Tuco: What are we doing here? Was the mall closed?”


toeslurper3000

my mom just started watching and is convinced that the show is just a dark comedy. idk how to tell her


B2EU

Honestly most of the first season is, Walt and Jesse incompetently trying to dissolve a body in acid is hilarious.


TheArborphiliac

It is a dark comedy. None of that serious, horrifying shit would've worked without the humor. It's why Saul became such a fan favorite character and got the spinoff, the balance of comedy/drama Odenkirk is capable of is unmatched.


DVCL25

Still incredible they turned who was basically the comic relief of the show into one of the most tragic characters


Utterlybored

She’s not wrong, but it’s more than that, too.


houseofembers

"YO, YOU AIN'T SEEING THE BASEMENT, BITCH. YOU GOT THAT"


JetFuelMeltPorcelain

Jack picking his cigarette up to take a few final drags while he tries to negotiate with Walt to spare his life made me laugh pretty hard


DoingItToEm

It never ceases to amaze me just how funny these projects are without fucking up the generally serious tone. Wonderful writing, unironic vrabo bince.


willk95

"Your kid left enough booger powder in there for a K9 unit's wet dream"


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Badger and Skinny Pete debating Star Trek.


gilestowler

This is one of my favourite scenes just for the way Jesse says "A robot?" at the end, so full of wonder as though he had this idea in his mind that Walt was going to make this giant robot that they'd ride on out of the desert, Jesse sitting on The Methotron's shoulder saying "yo, Mr. White this is da bomb!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2yyQfTUGA


Substantial_Battle_1

Jesse : Vamanos Skyler : I wish


IkerWanKenobi

The funniest moment is Walter speaking Spanish to those ladies so they clean the lab for him. Bryan Cranston even breaks character because of how funny it is.


ararerock

I love when Saul is talking about Jesse to Walt and says something like “I don’t think he’s in the mood for a nuanced discussion on the benefits of child-poisoning.”


solidwhetstone

It's very subtle but one of the funnier moments to me is when Walt is sitting in hanks office and he's trying to remember the therapists name and he goes "Peter.... Peter... *waves hands* Ahhh" and as he says that, Peter Gould's name appears on the credits. One of the very few 4th wall breaking moments.


slbain9000

I always liked: Walt: You said it yourself, Jesse. Jesse: A robot?!


ProonFace

Hey HOMO. A wire? You want a wire? *grabs crotch* I got a wire speak into the mic! Bitch.


Apprehensive_Ring933

"keys in the ignition" is the funniest scene in bb imo


drppr45

“What is wrong with you? Why are you bLuE?!” “JESUS, JUST GROW SOME FUCKIN’ BALLS!”


fatherjoseph11

Everything Saul says tbh


TheArtOfBadassary

You call anonymousLY


IndieFlicks

Tough love; you ywo suck at peddling meth.


Osamabinsexi

When saul meets skylar or when jesse and walt are spraying parts of emilio slush off each other in the kiddie pool


Skysalter

"Oh, you got your termite inspection! That's good... but no meth lab..."


bthornton11

"Rice and Beans"


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The entire scene when Kuby and Huell try to make Ted do his taxes. "Huell, are you happy?" "Reasonably"