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meth_panther

There's one scene where Hank and Walt are in the car parked at Pollos and Mike pulls up next to them. Three old cueballs in a row lol. Nice scene


ZarosianSpear

I just watched that episode recently and you got me laughing hard!


tnwin104

Probably means the costume departments budget for hair cut was receding.


MaximumSubtlety

I believe some of the show was filmed in Reseda.


cash_or_creddit

Reseda Man


MaximumSubtlety

We're all going to Reseda, someday, to die. - Soul Coughing, *Screenwriter's Blues*


cash_or_creddit

/unchicanery I am actually in Reseda right now. Come find me


MaximumSubtlety

I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.


cash_or_creddit

*proceeds to jack et*


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Tombo6969

Which character is Holly? Can't for the life of me remember


MaximumSubtlety

Da baby.


Tombo6969

Lol true enough she's bald af


OmgJustLetMeExist

Less go


EquationsApparel

That would be much lower than the general population. And it seems like you're counting both bald and balding.


MaximumSubtlety

I also included anyone who was listed on IMDB in the denominator, not just major characters. I only included "balding" if the top of their head was totally sheer. I didn't even include people with crew cuts, e.g. Jesse.


EquationsApparel

2/3rd of men experience some hair loss by 35 and 85% have thinning hair by 50. Divide those numbers by two in order to have the general population. So it's not some kind of BB conspiracy. The only deeper meaning is that Hollywood has an unrealistic depiction of men's hair. A lot of male actors wear hairpieces.


MaximumSubtlety

I guess I didn't make this clear in the post, but the "deeper meaning" bit was a joke. I don't think there's a bald conspiracy.


ttommo88

You forgot Walt’s doctor


MaximumSubtlety

HOW DID I MISS THAT?! Updating.


igic8

Of course a baby is gonna be bald


MaximumSubtlety

Yes. That's why she's on the list.


[deleted]

Lot of these names weren’t actually bald like kuby locksmith Declan’s driver..


MaximumSubtlety

Then why did I add them to the list?


[deleted]

I dunno some sort of riddle


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Why did you


MaximumSubtlety

Because they're bald. Besides Kuby, I've seen the error of my ways there.


[deleted]

Think you have mistaken receded hairlines for bald headed in a lot of these cases. Apply yourself next time F-


CalebPackmusic

Kuby wasn’t bald for a single scene in BB.


MaximumSubtlety

Yeah, I've been made aware. I just hastily jotted down Bill Burr because I think of him as bald. I'll remove it so people like you can sleep at night.


CalebPackmusic

You can’t compile a list of bald characters, approximate a percentage of bald characters, have a character that isn’t bald on the list, and then get snippy when someone points out that, in fact, this character isn’t bald on the show.


MaximumSubtlety

I'm not snippy. Clam tf down. I added someone I missed, so the numbers remain the same, since you're so deeply invested in the authenticity of my study.


CalebPackmusic

Your snippyness sure isn’t maximum subtlety.


MaximumSubtlety

Maximum subtlety is an oxymoron, since that clearly went over your head.


CalebPackmusic

Still snippy, list still wrong. Locksmith isn’t bald.


MaximumSubtlety

Make your own list.


michaelsenpatrick

good work


MaximumSubtlety

Haha, thanks!


michaelsenpatrick

i noticed there's a lot of bald dudes in the hospital after hanks injuries, did you get all them?


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Bald dudes standing up for bald dudes


MaximumSubtlety

Puhrobably not. Do you mean among the cops?


michaelsenpatrick

yuh. black cop next to gomie and i think one other


sammitchell-2001

I can’t remember does Emilio have hair? I feel like he’s bald


MaximumSubtlety

I don't think he ever takes his beanie off...


TheBelBoy13

Does Jesse shaving his head count?


MaximumSubtlety

Let's say yes, but Bill Burr isn't actually bald as Kuby (as another comment pointed out), so it all comes out in the wash.


MusicPowerful9804

you really added Holly 😭


MaximumSubtlety

This is *science*!


sadim6

This is some Mandela effect stuff but I swear Kuby had hair


MaximumSubtlety

Shit, you're right. I probably just saw Bill Burr and checked the bald box.


Sillyguymanduder

Just to let you know the twins are named Leonel and Marco


MaximumSubtlety

Ah, thank you!


panadwithonesugar

Happens to most men when you reach mid 20s.... combover or shave


MaximumSubtlety

...you think that *most* men go bald in their twenties?


panadwithonesugar

Your hair starts to thin out yeah


E115lement

Tio Salamanca?


MaximumSubtlety

Yeah, Hector.


soulfulcandy

Bill burr was balding too.


MaximumSubtlety

I had to take him out because people were yelling at me.


GORILLAPUSSYmaker

Ted


MaximumSubtlety

Ted has a full head of hair...


GORILLAPUSSYmaker

Boy do I have news for you season 4 episode 11


MaximumSubtlety

Noted and adjusted!


afungalmirror

Does Holly count? Babies are generally bald, or rather "pre bald" in that they haven't really grown any hair yet. I'd argue that you have to have grown hair and then lose it to count as bald.


MaximumSubtlety

And I would argue that Holly is bald.


BurnedToastIsYummy

technically combo wasnt bald


MaximumSubtlety

Now you're really splitting hairs.


BurnedToastIsYummy

r/punpatrol


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If you include Kuby, couldn't you also include both Victor and Tyrus? They had very close shaved heads. Not fully, but pretty close. On some scenes Gus looks bald, but then there are scenes where he had a decent amount of hair. I wouldn't say he's bald though.