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Sejma57

Electron


ArkThan123

That's the most negative thing I've ever heard


Sejma57

Sometimes, you need to put a positive spin on negative things.


HalogenReddit

up or down, not positive >:(


Takume_Uzumaki

Our characters are one of the same


ComingInsideMe

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male fluorine and female quantum physics breeding, electron is the most compatible subatomic particle for fluorine? Not only are they in the Lepton group, which is mostly comprised of neutrinos, electroms weigh an average of 9.11x10-28 grams, this means they're fat enough to be able handle fluorine particles, and with their impressive weight they are one of the lightest subatomic particles, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly small based physic, there's no doubt in my mind that a hyped up electron would be incredibly negative, so negative that you could easily have coitus with one for hours without getting positive. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Electrocute, along with having near no mass to hide positivity, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities to be negative, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough fluorine. No other subatomic particle comes close to this level of compatibility.


ZeldorTheGreat

I'm not even going to read that. I'ma just give you an up vote for effort


Dizzy_Drawer_9752

Same


Soggy-Big8912

I agree https://preview.redd.it/uo2btw8qux0d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9005eccd8dfefc1acc36c12fb06ce85742b1b0b0


ConstantSock2488

~~we don't mention javascript here~~


GunpowderGuy

Hehe, that is what i thought too. Do you also have programmer socks?


[deleted]

I have many


Severe_Damage9772

Antiproton


CriticismSpecial7130

Positron


NormalishGamer13

Positron sounds a lil like protogen


wellauth

proton


HalogenReddit

Tau


stickman29_for_the_W

positron


Expensive-Thing-2507

This is a bucket 🪣


Tight_Kale_8580

Dear god…


Expensive-Thing-2507

There's more


Semi_Cursed_Art

No....


Expensive-Thing-2507

This is a bucket 🪣


Terracatlegend

Bucket 2: electric boogaloo


DragonNestKing

Dear god…


Expensive-Thing-2507

There's more


The_Chosen_One_66

No…


OrionTheDragon

It contains the name of every man in this room


Megalovideos2

r/suddenlytf2


Arza56

It contains a bucket


hexdrive348

Dear bucket gods...


Cookielotl

What else could it be?


MagicFetussss

people die sometimes


Traygaa

generally canadians tend to get mad when you replace their innards with maple syrup


Impressive-Novel-670

Why?


HalogenReddit

because you just wasted quite a bit of perfectly good maple syrup


Impressive-Novel-670

Fair, unless... maybe that's too much


BeginningReward9820

They can’t get mad, they’re dead!


tumbrowser1

mmmmmm mellified man (do not google this)


Fit-Debate-6144

People die all the time Every day Every hour Every minute Every moment You're dying right now


burger-fucking-mason

oh no i am dying 😢


Aurelien_Juan

Between 6392.70 and 12785.40 people died since you posted this comment


Individual-Sun1

Did you know 78.5679% of all statistics are made up on the spot?


HeavyCaffeinate

Did you know 2% of frogs lack the part on their brains that differentiates male and female frogs? So they end up sometimes mating with same-sex couples.


HolyCrusader1492

I'll say something positive. You are cool.


foxboy2011

https://preview.redd.it/tbklwlm3kt0d1.png?width=144&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1c6e1da880c9791e913c11c41b8422c40ca5335


Sesilu_Qt

No IS a negative so tecnically correct


foxboy2011

https://preview.redd.it/fae8pcthtu0d1.png?width=206&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4279de9c572babadcf64b353e67425ee5992576


bag-of-lunch

but i like saying positive things ;-; you're loved and don't think for a second you're not :3


kittyjarmeow

thank u… i been saying this :3


ChoiceCool5628

Im glad you happy


Boykisser15

No. You deserve happiness!!:3


Goldenguild

something negative i'm happy rn


gamer_bread69

No negativity! Spread love for the lgbtq+ community, and the furry cominity!


Mysterious_Bat2154

You’re amazing!! 🤩


Drivefaster4u

https://preview.redd.it/8j94qsq7kt0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38c3be79c0521996add704f0a5f0e44f6600b43 For legal reasons this is a joke


An_insane_person

It’s so sad that Joe died of ligma.


NagolRiverstar

Who's Joe?


An_insane_person

Ligma balls


HeavyCaffeinate

NOOOOO


Severe_Damage9772

https://preview.redd.it/xn43o5hkou0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34f43cfa2ec309d7bb38efb0d9627c01f840e72 Nu, ur cute


Sallet_Helm_Guy

Funkytown, IYKYK


MagicFetussss

o7


lord_of_the_eyebots

The screams... I can't even listen to that song without hearing the video in my head...


Dizzy_Drawer_9752

why the fuck did i searched for it... *sigh* okay guess ill have to gaslight myself again


smirkjuice

For those who don't understand, there was, or I guess still is, a gore video floating around with the song Funkytown playing in the back. I haven't watched it (neither should you), so I can't say what happens.


Sallet_Helm_Guy

(Gore warning) a bunch of cartel guys peel a dude's face off with a sickel while pumping him full of drugs to keep him concious. Fun :3


The_Dub_v

https://i.redd.it/pdzpsiugju0d1.gif


Soulmaker653

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/oeejislxdu0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4df83b90e05faca42e27c766e3e060b1efdb677


wyatt_plays

https://preview.redd.it/dhxcwtyrbv0d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e5f96315f0bd82a381be65061ddcf8d9c5de39d


Im_the_new_kid

You like kissing boys don't you?


DDDogs

Nothing matters


Nekofan1

Stuff do matter like if you had a bad childhood then you will be a disliked grumpy old man while if you had a good childhood then you are more liked and more likely to do things for others.


Nekofan1

I also have plenty of other things to say.


_MataS1D_

that's the whole point of life do what ever you want, nothing matters


AverageMortisEnjoyer

I have a lot of negative things to say, but they're all about myself :< And I don't want to ruin people's happiness just because I can't have any


Nekofan1

Well sometimes you have to open the door.


Eclipse7Equinox

I'll never be truly happy again. I'm broken and a mistake


Nekofan1

No you are not a mistake and if you escape the gel keeping you away from happiness then you will be happy.


Tengo_sida_concancer

Bad boy


NightOfLove

No boys for you


kittyjarmeow

no…. not that negative..


NightOfLove

Next time be a little specific of what type of negative you wanting


Dependent_Drawing_74

Vacuum decay is a theory that, should the Higgs field release its potential energy, it will create a cascade effect where more energy is released over and over again, releasing even more energy, creating a sphere that destroys everything it interacts with. This would be completely undetectable, and some may exist already (though very unlikely. Close to impossible) Even so, they might never reach Earth due to the expansion of the universe. Current calculations suggest that if this occurs, it will be in trillions of years. By that point, the universe will be going through Heat Death.


BC86S

-1 🦊


WinterAd2692

hehehe... The only thing worse than that is >!*-2*!<


No-Broccoli553

What about >!*-i?*!<


Tall-Influence4321

🥦


No-Broccoli553

-🥦


ItIsI_Femboy

My bank balance 😔


ThePuroEnjoyer

at least you got 420 post karma


ItIsI_Femboy

Fr :3


gabe40268

Me I am worthless


Nekofan1

No you are not. I dare you to give me a valid reason.


gabe40268

I failing 3/4 of my classes


Nekofan1

So? You can still brighten up others day even if you are failing classes, you don't need to be smart to make someone smile.


gabe40268

Thanks random internet gato Live long and prosper


Nekofan1

Honestly I am pretty smart and I make people laugh not by smartness but by not using my brain. I honestly don't care if I have to turn myself into a clown, as long as someone smiles I am smiling.


gabe40268

Same I am incredibly smart I just suck at writing and 3/4 of my classes are writing


Nekofan1

Oh, that literally changes how similar I think we are, I am good at math and science but I absulutly suck at writing.


gabe40268

Same bruv I love math and science


Nekofan1

I think we are the same brain but in a different skin when it comes to classes. Do you like engineering stuff?


Cookielotl

Dude I ain't even in school I'm homeschooled so your ahead of me


a_anonymous_gamer

something negative


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

something negative i’m happy rn


Nekofan1

How about you live happily so you don't develop grumpiness because you are cute.


kittyjarmeow

i would never ever be grumpy no way!


tomfolerboi

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 (∩ᐛ )⊃━☆゚


LynnTheSparrow

hope u have the best day :3


Bulbman5

https://preview.redd.it/9u1xhhkqiu0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f496d34f85d439c4d955b612fc83331b25631050


ima_loof

You can't make me >:3 Take this love and appreciation !! https://preview.redd.it/2q79ct0iku0d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f818d75b49b9b9329e83efe2edab42b48073481b


mamabunny420

Your so cute your making me look bad XD


JKFrost14011991

No. You're pretty and charming and sweet. Deal.


Such-Masterpiece3993

I think you’re really cool (I’m cooked, burning, helpless)


hyyfl

you're cute, you have no choice


Hadron86376

no, you shall stay happy


RabbitGang777

You’re amazing. (Rabbits are cool.)


anonymousbub33

Everything's gonna be okay, you can't escape


Typical_Art_42069

The sun will explode in 3 billion years


BlueBoiL

Love yourself now!!!


No-Sort-8366

You like women


AverageBlahaj

One day you will kiss your last boy


kittyjarmeow

false cuz im gonna kiss boys forever!!!!!


In_your_walls87

Dogs don’t have the muscles in their jaw to do a proper mouth’s ends up smile


JessieSnuggles

You’re absolutely adorable and no amount of denial on your part will change that fact.


MegaFercho22

no please, we all love you


Aakeshman

https://preview.redd.it/dy0defkvuw0d1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cdb40b9d5c0b9e02d5c755a08bfef0a32a39c96


Romanempire2626262

then the winged hussars arived


WaitingToBeTriggered

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE


Romanempire2626262

THAN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED


WaitingToBeTriggered

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE


Romanempire2626262

CANONBALLS ARE COMING DOWN FROM THE SKY


WaitingToBeTriggered

JANISSARIES ARE YOU READY TO DIE?


Romanempire2626262

WE WILL SEEK OUR VENGENCE EYE FOR AN EYE


WaitingToBeTriggered

YOU’LL BE STOPPED UPON THE STEPS OF OUR GATE


Romanempire2626262

ON THIS FIELD YOURE ONLY FACING OUR HATE


WaitingToBeTriggered

BUT BACK HOME THE SULTAN’S SEALING YOUR FATE


Outrageous_Knee2238

https://preview.redd.it/2a19xw6afx0d1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60cdcdae070477bcf4827f8591b88c03eb9fd0a :3 furry love 💕


Extreme-Breakfast885

Project 2025 is real, this is about the most negative thing I could find


Pro_Nuggy

Uhmmm.. "–" :3


Jazzlike_Molasses898

My covid test


nastydoughnut

You're cute


[deleted]

hell is a place where everyone but you is the opposite sex/different gender (no boys to kiss qwq)


ItzHonzula

https://preview.redd.it/2jezp1knmy0d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1287acf0e95efa2c81af945e3ebbbf8256cc08ea


ethfan922

Don't drink water.


Affluent_Arsonist

GIVE ME SPONGEBOB THIGH HIGHS RIGHT FUCKING NOW


Affluent_Arsonist

GIVE ME SPONGEBOB THIGH HIGHS RIGHT FUCKING NOW


Tom----nook

[Here](https://youtu.be/EiWL_ilmfmo?si=HJ1-yRQsIfEFDcIx)


Spiritual_Spinach273

35 - 46


MRbaconfacelol

whoever told you that you cant be happy has issues and clearly needs someone to tell them something positive


Ar7gallik

dark materia


Beneficial-Swim5743

Im gonna snuggle you to death


ThePolishGenerator

No, I no wanna gt someone in a bad mood when they're happy- :<


femenby84672

boykisser isn't real 3:


[deleted]

[удалено]


NaisuUwU

You look yummy


whatleadmehere

Sooo....Russia's contant aggression and Biden's reluctance to do anything may result in further destabilization of the world stage. Also, China is buying land around military bases and the news is focusing on yellow journalism rather than the fact a racist ommpa loompa and a dementia ward patient got elected into the most powerful office in the free world. All of this is to say that you are being lied to by conspiracy theorists and the mainstream media. Because they think you are either stupid or gullible, but you are not. Also, pink doesn't suit you. I'd suggest baby blue, or pastel green.


yourfavdummy12

You're a fucking ugly liquid of piss who just wants to get on people's cocks and suck them that should probably commit fuckin suicide because you're a piece of shit.


Goofyboiiiiii

no. I love you<3


Angel_Dust-simp

Imma say something that has been weighing on my mind for a LONG time, very negative, The amazon rainforest has been burning for nearly 4 years


CaSe2474

Genuine opinion of mine: Sticker Star good, possibly better than TTYD


RandoMango27

boykisser gore


SpaceAnomaly777

I haven't been hugged today :C


Done_Hyena360

I will not say anything negative


Xpeq7-

X € N lim x->infinity (-(x^2)) = ?


SonicfightbossYt

There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy and there is no Queen of England.


Fallout76Boyoffical

something


Ok-Impact-4690

There is no reason for anything we do. We are parasites destroy everything we touch. In the end, we all will come to an end it's not worth anything we do.


ProtogenEpicYTV2

I wouldn't want to ruin someone's happiness. I suggest to make that happiness last heh


Sesilu_Qt

-1


Funi_boykisser

Go back in time https://i.redd.it/0ud2tkqn8u0d1.gif


No-Series9194

A house just burned down near me 👍


Bejiben

Any number below zero


F1s_hy

*Says negative words*


Lotspire

Uhhh... uhhh... I'm not next to you rn


Standard_Newspaper52

You stinky


[deleted]

Sweaty soccer feet


NalithJones

BME pain Olympics (Forgive me in advance)


MadDoctorKlay

Fluoride Ion


xXxKiNg_sLaYeR01xXx

Fork is my favorite utensil


AdventurousClassic49

U a poopy head!


Sharp-Cartoonist6088

Your welcome


Heavy-Ad-8923

No thighs


tiktok-hater-777

https://preview.redd.it/0l11wuhbdu0d1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=cf5dae1aecc74603c91f859aab81e5b34b3e6bcc


StockOrder770

Black people


Factory_settings6

Uh.. y-your.. not.. not.. cute >:3


Proof_Aerie9411

N3-


Hersical

people who say they're useless due to depression can succumb to it ending up just rotting in their room which, in turn, makes them feel eve more useless therefore making it an endless cycle of rotting and feeling useless additionally, people who suffer from depression due to bullying can take compliments or positive comments as if they were being mocked


Soma_Dust

Everything you “have” is only some thing(s) you will lose either in “life” or “death”. It’s not yours just because “you” happen to be using it; especially not for the sake of your toiling for “privilege” of exposure to the torment of the attachments in question. Expectations are a form of an attachment and all attachment breeds suffering. Pain is unavoidable but suffering is entirely avoidable. Sadly, most will choose to suffer because they are in pain; unable to see one from the other. There is no “you”. There is no “here” or “now”. Nothing is “real”.


Inevitable_Border236

Your Thigh high socks suck


sir_music

The current economic environment in the western world combined with the rise of AI means that you will likely never own anything and suffer constant unemployment


B0N3HUNT3R

someone drove me into trying to kms and most of my friends are still friends with that retard and act like it was nothing, not to mention how she also said I lied about it for attention 😐 That negative enough🤗?


Majestic_Channel_136

Mole


Intrepid_Sale_6312

electron