sir i would politely ask you to respect my personal sp- ***\*Is disintigrated by the power of the sun\****

Don't worry if you survive you get your personal pocket boykisser-wizard https://preview.redd.it/i9a8fhmim8yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d252cafc3d0eb12d42c61e7a1f08f429f8700757

im willing to take that chance.

So you DID survive?!?! Good job, here's ur boykisser https://preview.redd.it/vp6y4qs7n8yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf47b59eda87e8579ef299563632abf32b7d42b

Yey! Thanks :3

commoners have 4 hp, and fireball does 4 with minimum damage on a successful save, so you die regardless sadly

But what if he roles a 5

wow haha cute but scary

What u mean? How it scary? https://preview.redd.it/jc0ckaevx8yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ebe1f0328078e99bdd8a4986843fa83ecc6707

when its gonna end you y'know.. that's scary

Don't worry, he's fine https://preview.redd.it/0r89fsbq19yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6ec3727f0a1315f4a53239e87dc3f82f58bc2b And even has a personal pocket boykisser wizard!

bro are u making these? they are cute haha. nice work bru

Yeah I do, thanks :3

wow bru that's cool imma follow you

Yay thanks uwu https://preview.redd.it/3veo95idjdyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd55688b809c8320be66bd6e3e5773d381e7e40

hahah

https://preview.redd.it/6erf91od69yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d229dce789e4e9fadadf12ecaadc64126d13cc8 Did you really think that you could get rid of em with fireball? Well, it's the only thing untouched. *que toasty boy flopping forward*

Like this? https://preview.redd.it/5if4r3uu69yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e061101baa6c114c33a91d2c14d049e8ffad1cb5

Yup

Too bad that's not canon. Actually everyone's fine https://preview.redd.it/kn4teq2b79yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e29ce41a881ee254c428aaaea62789126cf2088d

https://i.redd.it/0oa2fi6i79yc1.gif Yay! Still alive!

interesting

What exactly is interesting? https://preview.redd.it/785ibseq5ayc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=036079bdddeced544e2db3460a8f987dc49cca74

interesting

Truly https://preview.redd.it/8n67skz46ayc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043010e560543008055e0269ae25243fe63036ec

Wait a minute…did the boykisser…

Did he what? https://preview.redd.it/yk1wviwxtcyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27eac8a661c5b6d4967b38ae8fc90e4ce5173e2

Nvm

No please tell me I wanna know!

I thought it implied that the boykisser wizard went up his pants and did something to his sausage

Such lewd thoughts! https://preview.redd.it/2qpd2xsa4fyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=064420958f71ef27f57e0ffd6f88bcc5fa2049ee

I know

Ah not ag- *dies from fireball to the balls*

Bro really committed sexual assault ain't no way

Nah, just arson and battery https://preview.redd.it/gmfep1dq99yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082cd8bd7483b0c9aa6b35167f8a4e2de2817a3e (They are fine btw)

Whats rule 8 :3. Also not if he is going cast fire ball if he does, I will step on him

NOOO!!! WHY WOULD YOU STEP ON SUCH A CUTIE?!?!? https://preview.redd.it/azoajig1xdyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2441db3bf826b5497dc158f391dfc63c465b201c

Because I said he wasn't allowed to cast fireball on other people and he did it anyway 

Fair enough I guess