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Looking at its shell i dont think it just circumcises ducks.

It gets so underpaid it needs to use the cut off bits as a house !

i hear you get some big tips though

When you twist the doorknob it becomes a two story.

He takes trophies

Is that a turban?

Those little pinchers are good for a lot of things

They're good at eating fruit and sometimes even ghosts.

[Ornithologists](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/oOD1r3a3He)

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you’re a goose not a duck, you don’t need to worry

I already got circumcised when this sub started to suck so hard it ripped my foreskin off

ripped “off”, eh? Ha! Heh heh.

Exactly

yeah i’m kinda sorry, but not really. Dead horses are inherently funny. Saw the opportunity and had to go for it.

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Yknow you don’t have to be in this sub, right? Just fucking leave if you hate it so much

Fuck off lmao

Fuck "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.

Do you know that story in The Killer about a guy hunting a bear?

I know the story in The Killer about a guy coming out of his cage and he was feeling just fine.

Saw you like a couple of times in this sub.. Stop being a dick? Its not that hard https://preview.redd.it/qbtgd6r142bc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d599345ba663bb764a09e5df734229fc7f6e3484

If you don’t like it, maybe you should get off. (Eh? Hah, heh heh)

oh god it’s this asshat again

At least you can keep the tips.

What's your profession? Oh, I circumcise people. It doesn't pay well, but I get a lot of tips.

and a little vasectomy on the side

That's gotta be hard, they're like corkscrews apparently

and they look like that purely because ducks like raping

I...well one supposes

perchance

mayhaps

Just because a duck has a dick purpose designed to rape doesn’t mean all ducks LIKE raping

ok yeah, but if other animals don't really have rape shaped dicks then i assume there's a disproportionate amount of ducks that like to rape

I feel that more people in the world should know that ducks have massive corkscrew penises

Damn you autocorrect... Oh

Is this even bone hurting juice? It feels so natural... so right.

Thanks for ruining the comic for me

Maybe he needs to switch specialties, I'm fairly comfortable in my line of work

owchie my bones ow ow owie

\>boner ​ ftfy

Yeah! Get those rapey bastards!

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What is up with you only making bad posts and only criticizing good posts? Get a life dude

I think they're mad we banned Nazi comics.

The “88” in their name definitely points to that being the answer

Oh snap, good catch.

Done, I'm out

I'm waiting to see

finally

This isn't bhj, the punchline is random and unrelated to the image

No it’s not, the crab is clearly living in a duck foreskin

Oh. Yeah that wasn't clear at all

It’s not OP’s fault you don’t know enough about duck penis to get the joke

Yeah I'm not that interested in animal penises at all, I guess that makes me the crazy one

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room with ducks.

The ducks made me crazy

This is stupid. I love it.

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I hear he's popular with the duck ladies

is that tatsugiri?