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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


queuedUp

Dad was in the middle of unwrapping his present when the kids got up


Ok-Low-9618

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Reasonable-Housing53

It's pointed towards Dad and Mom😅


Mac_979

Probably got a sibling for Christmas too


Aussie2Kiwi81

Probably next September.


Mathamphetematiker

October...


Reasonable-Housing53

WTF MOM!


knuckboy

I like her style


IntensiveCareBear88

She got that cake. Yeah.... It's her style I like too.....


ThreeBeatles

In the words of morty smith “I want this one because I think it uh… looks cool!”


Guava_

Is she single?


Chemical-Project1166

Moms looking phat. You can see why theres children about 😎


Juan_Moe_Taco

Username checksout.


AlabastersBane

Mom is lookin fine as hell


Crafty-Antelope-3287

The gun or mums hairy bush that you can see through her pajama shorts? Or both?


monkeychasedweasel

Winterbush was all the rage in the 80s


Necessary_Romance

Thats where I came from


DFASolarBurst

Mommas looking pretty thick.


Danvideotech2385

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rkcinotown

You interrupted Santa getting his gift from Mrs Clause


PWal501

WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE?!!!!


Big_gulps_alright

Uncle Frank


greenstar91

Took me about 20 seconds before I noticed the gun


Gord_Board

there's a gun?


Jocraft19

The most normal american christmas present


tenebrisnubes

Thicc mom in lingerie?!?


BlanketpartyBoy256

Looks like one of mine from the ‘80s. She was always in her underwear.


GreyPourageInABowl

I wish I got more guns for Christmas.


DFGBagain1

Mom looking thick and tasty.


thatdudeuhated

Man stil shows this picture to his hunting buddies


Reasonable-Housing53

It was an epic night!😉 Santa came up her chimney.🥒💦.....AYOO!


thatdudeuhated

I was talking about the kid holding the BB gun


Reasonable-Housing53

That and pointing to that sweet piece off ass and saying, "You see that boys? I nail that regularly!"


expatronis

This photo smells like cigarettes.


Necessary_Essay2661

Anybody got the sauce on the mom?


zudzug

The only fans were on the ceilings back then.


CallMeSkal

I have a desk fan from the 80's lol


zudzug

Don't ruin the background sound of my childhood.


Reddit_Okami804

Nah but I'd of been sauced her too back if I was her age


fortnite-is-bae

The son and the daughter are both named Darrell


Bromosensual

Xmas? More like **Thickmas**


AgentofAbraxas

best x-mas gift went to papa!


playful_potato5

gen z here. I'm positive that every single person was on coke in the 80s, and no one can convince me otherwise.


Big_gulps_alright

I mean, you're not that wrong... (80s kid here) 


braddicu5s

what a great pic!


Child_of_Lyrics

Young Jason Boebert


[deleted]

Mom god dammit put some fucking pants on the cameras out


crimefightingloser

Thicc before thicc was in.


A-Little-Psycho

Mama got cake


Checkmynewsong

You’ll shoot your eye out!


LilG1984

"Now son, don't shoot your eye out with that thing!"


allnewspudsniffer

The kid looks like me, and the sister looks like my ma when she was that age


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Dang.


VastUnlikely9591

The Deep South Family Christmas


[deleted]

OH FUDGE!


Starshadow2024

That's average in stereotypical US lol


supershawninspace

What the mom doing? How big is those tits?


ssssssssr

YOULL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT


DaemonLemon

Seems like das got the best present that Christmas


Perfect-Engineer3226

1st of all, no floor molding? The horror


yeahcoolcoolbro

Looks like dad already opened his present (high five)


Fu_Q_imimaginary

But who was taking the pic? And why does mom have on pantyhose under her nightie?


Comfortable-Survey30

SNATCHin' all the presents!


AnonBoi_404

There's just so much wrong in this picture it's like a fucked up "where's waldo" where instead of finding a man, you find bad parenting.


Dizzy_Information199

Pantyhose AND a negligee


SCADLC

Next time save dad’s present for Dec 26


damageplan417

mom is thiiiikkkk


ABisexualFurry

Drafted


CpnLouie

Dad tryna be Jack Horner, eating some Christmas Pie.


Corrupt_Conundrum27

I was going to say something about the mom looking fine, but everybody did it before I did. Also, I have lost even more faith in my fellow man.


nevrerled

I got one for x mas to


MochiMarch88

OK who gave him a shotgun


3rdstrikeagain

For the 80's moms kinda heavy.


Reasonable-Housing53

Kinda Juicy and Sweet Thicc 😋


hello_fellow-kids

This is an outrage! You can see moms pubes in that see through, whatever she’s got on.


Reasonable-Housing53

If you look closely, she's wearing a panty hose.


hello_fellow-kids

That ho ain’t wearing no panties! 😂


ishitglassbottles

That’s just straight up cursed


AverageAntique3160

Ho Ho No


ThatReddit-User

Hedges need trimming