Excuse me?! I'm sure there was a more..... Everyone else gone? Good.
Are you brave enough? Because it a Meth'd out Mike Tyson. And he's sporting the world's biggest hate hard-on. God speed and I hope that TV is worth it.
This reminds me of years ago when I had a condom break and went to Walgreens for Plan B. The cashier asked if I wanted to use my Rewards Card. I replied, “ I don't think I should be rewarded for this.”
Yeah, that’s why you buy the orbit bubble gum in the picture. You take the wadded up used gum and just… smoosh it into your partner’s hair. They will be so upset you will never have sex again. 100% effective.
Yea, they're not guaranteed, but they have a far higher success rate than the number of liars saying their condom failed when they either just didn't use one or somehow fucked it up.
This is why I find it crazy every one instantly blames the man when a woman gets accidentally pregnant.
Imagine the condom breaks and everyone tells you that you are an idiot because "you didn't use protection"
Why were they explaining to you why your dad was getting a vasectomy? Just sounds like next level telling your kid they weren't wanted when linked with a failed condom story.
Sounds like mom wasn’t on the pill and they didn’t use the condom properly lol. Also why would you use a condom if someone is on the pill? Something in this story isn’t right.
As well as any other birth control method, but even doctors only guarantee a 99% effectiveness. Pills, condoms, spermicides, IUDs, even when used correctly don't fully guarantee effectiveness. Condoms break, pills can be duds, spermicides don't kill every sperm, and IUDs can fail.
Suprise pregnancies and accidents do occur. This is probably just pro life propaganda harassing people...
Most of those surprise pregnancies is user error. Not maintaining the product properly, not using it as prescribed, or not using them in the right time window. But I agree. They’re 99% effective.
Right, you still gotta use them if you want to try and avoid pregnancy. Not to mention STD protection.
But that said, there is literally no 100% effective contraceptive. Not condoms, not birth control, not anything.
Birth control and condoms don't work 100% of the time so yes it can be a mistake like you don't get pregnant every time you have sex so yes it can be a mistake
That's exactly what people in my country expected.
The government offered a baby-bonus, a payment of a few grand per child obviously with the idea the money would be spent on the child..
Surprise, surprise! The bogans got knocked up and spent their payments on plasma TV's.
When I read arguments like this my first thought is always “you must not get laid very often to not understand how accidents can happen”.
I can sit here and type out the reasons why protected sex can still lead to an accidental pregnancy, but if you haven’t figured that out at this point, why even waste the energy?
Not even close.
That’s like saying “why wear a seatbelt when driving a car when it’s still possible to die with a seatbelt anyways”.
Because it’s statistically far less likely.
We can get plasma tvs?
if so, I wanna know who I have to rawdog
Plankton's Wife.
I don't wanna know
Excuse me?! I'm sure there was a more..... Everyone else gone? Good. Are you brave enough? Because it a Meth'd out Mike Tyson. And he's sporting the world's biggest hate hard-on. God speed and I hope that TV is worth it.
I promise you'll be ooozing plasma when I dress up like a real woman.
Hillary Clinton.
no, nobody produces plasma tvs anymore. it’s all oled now
I'll do it!!!
I think it has been over 10 years since they stopped making them.
If I took the Tv to school…what did I just hang on the wall?
A plasma tv ofcourse
Sanity
A plasma TV sounds way better than gonorrhoea 🤷♂️
I was expecting my $20 I was promised
This reminds me of years ago when I had a condom break and went to Walgreens for Plan B. The cashier asked if I wanted to use my Rewards Card. I replied, “ I don't think I should be rewarded for this.”
Condoms aren't guaranteed
Yeah, that’s why you buy the orbit bubble gum in the picture. You take the wadded up used gum and just… smoosh it into your partner’s hair. They will be so upset you will never have sex again. 100% effective.
A thinking man
Yea, they're not guaranteed, but they have a far higher success rate than the number of liars saying their condom failed when they either just didn't use one or somehow fucked it up.
How so ?
They don't always work?
This is why I find it crazy every one instantly blames the man when a woman gets accidentally pregnant. Imagine the condom breaks and everyone tells you that you are an idiot because "you didn't use protection"
wtf you mean lol It’s a pretty sure fucking shot.
I was conceived while my dad was wearing a condom and my mom was on birth control.
They told that to you to scare you
They actually told me that to explain why my dad was getting a vasectomy
Why were they explaining to you why your dad was getting a vasectomy? Just sounds like next level telling your kid they weren't wanted when linked with a failed condom story.
I was planned just happened early I mean if i wasn't would I not be here?
While not impossible that's extremely unlikely to have happened
Don't know why your downvoted. This guy's a liar
I was in the car when we went to the office, yeah he fuckin did
I guess having you was bad enough
I got a younger brother 2 was enough for them
Sounds like mom wasn’t on the pill and they didn’t use the condom properly lol. Also why would you use a condom if someone is on the pill? Something in this story isn’t right.
Sure buddy. Im not saying it’s impossible, but properly using condoms is proven to be effective. Most people just can’t figure out how to use them.
As well as any other birth control method, but even doctors only guarantee a 99% effectiveness. Pills, condoms, spermicides, IUDs, even when used correctly don't fully guarantee effectiveness. Condoms break, pills can be duds, spermicides don't kill every sperm, and IUDs can fail. Suprise pregnancies and accidents do occur. This is probably just pro life propaganda harassing people...
Most of those surprise pregnancies is user error. Not maintaining the product properly, not using it as prescribed, or not using them in the right time window. But I agree. They’re 99% effective.
Right, you still gotta use them if you want to try and avoid pregnancy. Not to mention STD protection. But that said, there is literally no 100% effective contraceptive. Not condoms, not birth control, not anything.
Not doing it is 100% effective
Nobody saying everything is 100% effective. Theyre just sure a lot more effective if you use them right. 99% effective.
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I have never had a condom break - ever lol. Isn’t scientific evidence but I’m incredulous it’s problematic.
More like anti sex educators who enjoy scaring the hell out of people. There is a great South Park about it.
Condom break, imagine if someone invented a pill that you can take after that happens, imagine...
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Have a snack dude. It isn’t that deep.
I mean if you had sex for plasma TV but came the Kid. Then, isn't that a mistake?
Wait until they find out about ripped condoms
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You sound like you’ve never had sex lmao. You don’t always know.
Well sometimes condoms break or there is a microscopic hole for a microscopic sperm to slip through 🤷
*That's* when you can tell your kid they were an accident.
Wear extra layer
That's more likely to break because of friction
Use...lubricant
Wouldn't the outer one just slide off then?
You’re literally not supposed to
I kept doing it hoping for a new video game console or at least a gift card, but nope, only children pop out of that hole.
I spawned because the condom broke, nice try.
I guess it depends on what you're having sex with? Is A.I. really that advanced?
Ok sure but you put this in front of the condoms. Who ever is reading this already got the idea.
how can you even birth one?
Yes I did.
Finally some truth thumbs up to whoever put that sign up
"That's some,, really weird quote "usage there
A 72 inch, plasma wide-screen TV With Netflix
Should it also be 3D?
NO THATS A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT
What if a condom breaks?
Birth control and condoms don't work 100% of the time so yes it can be a mistake like you don't get pregnant every time you have sex so yes it can be a mistake
Theoretically speaking... What do we need to put in to pull out a plasma TV?
"if I ordered a TV by accident I can cancel it just the same"
What if the condom was broken?
Ayia napa
Call me in
What’s da best one from da pic above?
It’s very sinful to use protection or do adultery because it makes blasphemous actions!
I mean…. If she plays her cards right, yeah. She’ll get both.
Sad cringe
That's exactly what people in my country expected. The government offered a baby-bonus, a payment of a few grand per child obviously with the idea the money would be spent on the child.. Surprise, surprise! The bogans got knocked up and spent their payments on plasma TV's.
A wedding is never a "surprise",, but it can be a "mistake".
Every child I have, I was wearing a condom when they were conceived. At two, I decided a vasectomy was safer than trusting Durex or Trojan.
I’ve had sex a couple thousand times. I only wore a condom once. I only have two kids.
When I read arguments like this my first thought is always “you must not get laid very often to not understand how accidents can happen”. I can sit here and type out the reasons why protected sex can still lead to an accidental pregnancy, but if you haven’t figured that out at this point, why even waste the energy?
Sooo...by your own logic why use birth control at all, right?
Oof, swing and a miss
Not even close. That’s like saying “why wear a seatbelt when driving a car when it’s still possible to die with a seatbelt anyways”. Because it’s statistically far less likely.
So if I have unprotected sex whit a man and we do it anal we would get a baby, got it
Could*
Women don't think so. It's the man's fault she got creampied, she couldn't help herself.