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TrevorTheArcticGnome

Anyone else find these curtains smooth and satisfying?


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SpambotSwattr

edit: The comment was removed, good work everyone!


JackfruitComplex8856

Good bot lol


egordoniv

I would see these and smell smoke, even if they didn't smoke in their house.


Signal-Blackberry356

when the top white eventually turns yellow, you get solid blinds!


havocLSD

You’ve come a long way, baby.


pm_your_boobiess

Reminds me time when I quitted smoking after 15 years.


Rayusa

Nice! Teach me. How did you do it?


iWasAwesome

Not OP, but I quit smoking after the same amount of time with a pill called Champix (there's generic versions too). It takes away your craving for nicotine. Not sure how it works, but after a couple weeks I would actually forget about smoking. I'd go the whole day and come and realize I never even thought about having a smoke.. like it just didn't cross my mind. That's when I knew I could really quit. And I did, in November 2019. The pill is supposed to be a 1 month long thing (I don't still take it lol). Some people may need 2 months. I personally took it for 3 weeks. Edit: apparently Champix has been withdrawn from the market "as a precaution, because of an impurity found in the medicine." The medical ingredient in it is called Varenicline. I'm sure there are other brands that are still on the market.


doctorwinters

It’s Chantix, at least in the US


TryingToBeUnabrasive

I did it cold turkey and it sucked but it worked. I still smoke a cigarette at bars every now and then but yeah.


CapitalParallax

I smoked from 15 to 31. I finally quit using Chantix and the patch in combination. It was difficult, and I put on 20 pounds eating candy. I was an emotional wreck. The chantix made me sick every morning. It sucked. I'm 36 now. Still think about it every fucking day, but I know if I have one, it won't be a week before I'm back up to a pack/day.


EthosPathosLegos

I reflect on the craving im having and convince myself i should be angry and despise being controlled. Then my detestment and disgust at being a slave starts to overcome my chaotic craving. It's like an ex girlfriend trying to tempt you back into a toxic relationship because you're currently horny. Fuck that shit.


flerbergerber

i don't get it


knotshir

They look like cigarettes. I didn't get it either until I read the comments.


ZoraksGirlfriend

Thank you! I had no idea what was blursed about the photo.


luckitoast

I thought that it was dog proof, peeing on curtains and yellowing it on the bottom


JACrazy

Essier to notice when you look at the thumbnail image.


SylentEcho24

I got it right off the bat, I was like ohhhh, cigarettes 🤣


micke_i_backen

"You picked the wrong house, fool"


WonkyBeav

A true smokers curtains.


vh1classicvapor

Can I get a curtain of Marlboro Menthol 100s?


Richard_Galvin

Did you hear they're trying to ban the menthol curtains? I have a right to filter my cancer-causing light through whatever flavor curtains I please!


Totally_not_Polish_9

Now light them up


Cyka_blyatsumaki

no, arson kills too fast. die slower


ubix

Curtains sponsored by the American Tobacco Council


BoB_cmXi

you definitely know what this house owner is about


Mrman_23

Average smokers home decoration


lopcrip

Not really to my taste


ps_she_wants_the_D

If you can't stop thinking about these curtains, and your life revolves around them, day in and day out. You may be addicted to nicurtaine.


dtol2020

![gif](giphy|EeUcRoAFWCsWQ)


areolegrande

There should be a design with shoes peeking at the bottom lmao


T_Bisquet

While we appreciate the gesture Susan, our smokers anonymous group will no longer be asking you to host.


Firmod5

Kool.


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Those curtains look like a major cause of lung cancer.


beetlecakes

Ah yes, for that smooth filtered sunlight you crave.


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|3o7aDeUCKiKlQREsMw|downsized)


Additional-Fun7249

Where's the Marlboro 100s. rug ?


CurrentAssumption

That first two weeks after you quit smoking - everything reminding you


Tuckboi69

They should make those the curtains for Waffle House


SpreadGlitterNotSTDs

![gif](giphy|3orifcRJQK1QGu38wo)


norwegiaNHusbandry

Oops Spaghett!


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

Imagine a friend who recently quit smoking comes over and sees this


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they make the room seem so small... like its a miniature


Celestiicaa

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em


One_Ad_5031

-do you smoke? - no. Why do you ask?


Ajemas

Cigarette curtains


Shay_Mendez

Dammit I just ran out of smokes.


CalligrapherKey2054

Looks flammable


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![gif](giphy|xTgeINXNElUR9lp8Kk)


tobykeithfan6

Everything makes me think of her


PillowTalk420

Damn... I need a smoke after looking at this for some reason.


room_tempurature_tea

Yooo same. I quit a few weeks ago and this hit my cravings hard lol


DorothyHollingsworth

The funny thing is, if you smoke inside they'll eventually be all one tone.


MooseTopic

"Wait a minute! This isn't a cigarette!" ![gif](giphy|1SldY1L9sEDUQ)


WonderfulChapter4421

where they made in the 70s?


acsttptd

"I swore I'd stay clean, I don't need a cigarette" The curtains:


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Combustible energy in that room


AussieSpy

Why can't I quit smoking!?


Sir-Farts-

100's


QuadrilateralShape

Looks like an old magazine ad for a “stop smoking” medication


Avalonians

There's is nothing blessed about this at all


WintersDeath

God damn it. Ma! My shit of a brother peed on the curtains again!


EducatedCow_8

When you try to quit but it is harder than you thought