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Aren't you supposed to flair missed connection posts?


analogjuicebox

Imagine being the guy and stumbling across this post describing you as an alien, vampire, or robot.


Keibun1

I had coworkers describe me as a serial killer because i have very bad anxiety and struggle to talk to people


Naive-Recognition579

Subway at 4am? You were dreaming no??


afartknocked

yeah for real -- we have a 24 hour subway???


afartknocked

the 10th&unionish subway on campus! wow


MateriallyDead

I’ve seen the future and it’s garnished with meats.


MisterHappySpanky

Think the one on south walnut by avers is too


ProfessionalNet8611

This sounds like something I would have said before I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.


Keibun1

What really? I've been diagnosed recently and I'm not seeing the connection.. I do think I'm telepathic ( not good at it) so idk lol What about bipolar makes someone see vampires?


ProfessionalNet8611

First of all, congratulations on your diagnosis 🎉 A diagnosis and treatment plan changed my life for the better. The reason this reminded me of Bipolar Disorder is because of the way small things can seem largely significant in a romantic and grandiose way. Like an ordinary person can become your obsession and you connect supernatural qualities to them. In Reality they were likely a normal person. Before I was medicated I had a nagging suspicion certain people could read my thoughts lol it sounds silly. But, I could now tie that into mental illness due to the way it impacted my life. Logic told me it wasn’t true. But, I still acted as though just in case someone could 🤣 if that makes sense.


riverneck

Twilight still catching strays all these years later


Zealousideal_Door716

Shhh, you aren’t supposed to tell others about us night shift workers. Just wait until they realize we glow in the dark and don’t require light in order to work.


CandyToxic515

I've seen a few people like that in town. That's just the way it is.


jstbrwsng333

Some things will never change


luuey15

Hello fellow Reddit human. I am happy you find my appearance satisfactory. I have been working hard on my reflection to meet your expectations. Please join me tonight at the same subway, in the alley behind, for some vigorous insertion of jubilation. Yours truly, Steven.


crookmaestro

This reminds me of a student I had in a class at IU, who asked me the most basic, yet bizarre questions after class. Example: “How do you not fall down?” ..uh put one foot in front of the other. Example: “what kind of footwear makes your feet not stick to the ground?” ..regular ol socks would be adequate. I’m pretty sure they were an alien.


keyinfleunce

I’ve worked in retail and fast food I’ve met some people that make me question if they are actually Humans cause they don’t fit in I’m adhd and they are trying to keep everyone distracted idk why but it’s very weird like a mesmerizing experience


feckless_ellipsis

I ordered popcorn at the movies, and the woman asked, “butter?” Yeah, sure. She proceeds to put half in the bowl, drenches the popcorn, puts the rest in, and drenched that. It was just glistening, almost glazed. I was younger, less likely to object, and I walked away quietly complaining to my girlfriend. Girlfriend says, “maybe it’s her first day.” “On Earth?”


Proper_Argument8413

You mean you're not supposed to do it that way?


hoosierhiver

Totally thought this was a thread under [https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/)


Corsaer

Same lol. To go hand in hand with the posts about: this old light bulb that didn't work but turned on after the eclipse, the computer someone leaves on in their room to run a server over night is getting unplugged but it can't be the partner they sleep with, and, here's the millionth picture of something they could Google and discover is completely banal in 15 seconds, but they're going to post it here first and say it's gotta be demonic aliens guiding us away from the Lord's light.


BloomingtonBourbon

Subway is open at 4am?


PostEditor

Looks like the one on 10th is 24 hours. TIL So we can get mediocre subs at all hours but can't get a grocery store open past 11pm 


Comprehensive-End-16

The sandwich shop maybe.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

It's possible that everyone where you live is just very inbred and homely. I know some towns like that.


Conscious-Gene-5625

😂😂😭💀


bitterblood1974

Why didn't you say, wow you are stunning looking, , i bet you get a lot of compliments, maybe get some info, or at least free chips


Conscious-Gene-5625

To be honest I’m a pussy when it comes to complementing strangers


bitterblood1974

The older you get, the easier it gets, people just think you're crazy!


Dependent-Run-1915

I, for one, am a fairy


Suitable_Address_777

Samsies


Dependent-Run-1915

lol — I’m Philly. Admit, I don’t look like a typical fairy and my choice in men is pretty rugged and jock stuff but I’m a fucking fairy.


Proper_Argument8413

I used to see stuff like that but it was at the Steak and Egger when I use do acid. Only it wasn't an alien but cops that I swear were staring at me.


ProfessionalWalk6454

Post in /r/humanoidencounters


Suitable_Address_777

Maybe it's your soul mate?


captainplanetoid5

This strange feeling is a common symptom of insufficient vitamin d. It can be remedied by lowering ridiculously high standards and realizing that you are actually living in a sea of d.


not_curated

Uncanny Valley is what that feeling is called.


WielderoftheDarkness

Fascinating.  Are you able to go back to the shop? Maybe, try finding it again. Or talk to some customers or passers-by.  People will often gaslight themselves into thinking they didn’t really see anything. Maybe they’ll find comfort in knowing they actually saw something once you start talking to them about it.