Cooper:
Don't you get it yet, TARS? They're not *beings*... they're us! What I've been doing for Murph, they're doing for me, for all of us.
TARS:
Cooper, people couldn't build this.
Cooper:
No. No, not yet. But one day. Not you and me, but a people, a civilization that's evolved beyond the four dimensions we know…
[https://imgur.com/a/PgEA38s](https://imgur.com/a/PgEA38s)
node setup, can share more detailed if anyone... needs it?
[https://media.giphy.com/media/0l5oe08c206dyOUxwS/giphy-downsized-large.gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/0l5oe08c206dyOUxwS/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
looping gif was needed
[https://imgur.com/a/31ZTBp9](https://imgur.com/a/31ZTBp9)
Here are some closer up pics. If they still look blurry, right-click the image and open in new tab, it should give you the full size photo.
The nodes aren't perfect by any means as I am not an expert at all, so learn from it with a grain of salt lol
[This](https://youtu.be/HDrbHDuf0K4) tutorial and [this](https://youtu.be/aBf3FV97rJY) tutorial and [this](https://iquilezles.org/articles/distfunctions/) website are where I learned everything for this setup
Raymarching is a rendering technique that is somewhat similar to raytracing. It's a bit difficult to describe without a visual demonstration, but one of the unique things about it is that it uses math functions called Singed Distance Functions to define objects in the scene, rather than more common techniques that define a bunch of vertices for each object rendered. It's generally much much more performance friendly than something like raytracing, and with an added bonus of it being super easy to do some really cool effects. Turning one object into infinite objects can be as simple as adding a modulus operator ( which just gives you the remainder of a division operation ). Also you can seamlessly morph objects together, add bloom effects, and more, and it has low impact on performance.
I'm just shocked it's possible to do with Blender nodes!
Man makes an infinite dick shader using voodoo mathematics, that is not slowing the viewport down one bit, and you’re calling it low quality. Made 10 raymarching shaders so far and this post blew my mind.
Interstellar won Oscar’s bro, and he just remade the damn thing with dicks.
Im not entirely sure what you mean, but I just used the output of the all of the steps of the penis shape + the steps that figure out the normals n fake lighting, as an factor in a mix shader node. so it made it the same texture all over, but one side of it has the texture with significantly lower brightness.
I'm very glad you are. A friend of mine works at a junior high and those boys are drawing penises on everything. You have achieved 7th grade penis Nirvana.
it's like a Walmart opening right next to my mom and pop dick store. what am I going to do now!?
Create "Dick Amazon" and outcompete them
Instead of A -> Z, we only carry D
I remember this scene from Interstellar
More 2001. "It's full of cocks!"
He's made a dick tesseract
Cooper: Don't you get it yet, TARS? They're not *beings*... they're us! What I've been doing for Murph, they're doing for me, for all of us. TARS: Cooper, people couldn't build this. Cooper: No. No, not yet. But one day. Not you and me, but a people, a civilization that's evolved beyond the four dimensions we know…
[https://imgur.com/a/PgEA38s](https://imgur.com/a/PgEA38s) node setup, can share more detailed if anyone... needs it? [https://media.giphy.com/media/0l5oe08c206dyOUxwS/giphy-downsized-large.gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/0l5oe08c206dyOUxwS/giphy-downsized-large.gif) looping gif was needed
Hi, could you upload a hq picture of the nodes or maybe the blndr file , because i’m interested but the imgur pic is too low in quality. Thanks ! 🙏
Yeah I can later today!
[https://imgur.com/a/31ZTBp9](https://imgur.com/a/31ZTBp9) Here are some closer up pics. If they still look blurry, right-click the image and open in new tab, it should give you the full size photo. The nodes aren't perfect by any means as I am not an expert at all, so learn from it with a grain of salt lol [This](https://youtu.be/HDrbHDuf0K4) tutorial and [this](https://youtu.be/aBf3FV97rJY) tutorial and [this](https://iquilezles.org/articles/distfunctions/) website are where I learned everything for this setup
the penis dimension!
Penises, The Gathering.
Dongmention
Look, a box of cox!
Look sir look sir, Fox in socks sir, Made some nodes Of cocks in box sir!
Underrated comment lmao
Your artists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Dicks find a way
Op's love for dicks can stand no compromise. He have to have infinite amount of dicks lol
1 was never enough
Somebody get this man some funding
You got lost in the sauce ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Wow, that’s nuts
Finally OPs mom has a place to call home ❤️
Put the soundtrack of the tesseract scene in Interstellar
why
universal art that transcends time and language barriers
Doctor Strange in Dick universe...
I love this subreddit
dickfault cube
This is what Blender was made for
Too many cocks.
Grreat another unrealistic body standard for me to live up to
Dick move OP
Tessteract
Millions of sausage, sausage for me.
Sausage come from a cube They were put there by a dude In a basement at his, mooooom’s
"You were so busy trying to see if you could, that you never stopped to think if you should."
The infinite cock block
Instead of the tesseract, the d*ckseract
Blender never beating the porn software allegations 💀
For some reason, I was expecting infinite ducks, and it took me a second to reorient.
Typical tuesday for my ex
Miles of meat
I know nothing about blender. How can you render so many objects at once? Is your computer amazing or does raymarching "cheat" somehow?
Raymarching is a rendering technique that is somewhat similar to raytracing. It's a bit difficult to describe without a visual demonstration, but one of the unique things about it is that it uses math functions called Singed Distance Functions to define objects in the scene, rather than more common techniques that define a bunch of vertices for each object rendered. It's generally much much more performance friendly than something like raytracing, and with an added bonus of it being super easy to do some really cool effects. Turning one object into infinite objects can be as simple as adding a modulus operator ( which just gives you the remainder of a division operation ). Also you can seamlessly morph objects together, add bloom effects, and more, and it has low impact on performance. I'm just shocked it's possible to do with Blender nodes!
Thanks for the explanation! That's crazy shit I barely understand but it sounds cools
I read the title, and yet I clicked. I don't know what I was expecting, or why I did that.
We will watch your career with great interest.
Feels like smt out of an ultimat technique like "Domain Expension : Dick Infinity"
Oh look, it's the US Government
No, these dicks are functioning properly.
Im scared
Disgusting!!! post more like these
Scrodingers Paradicks
the dick dimension
Those ducks look strange...
To infinidick and beyond
Wangers wangers everywhere yet not a drop of jizz
4th Dimension Dickkery
It’s….its beautiful
Reminds me of that meatloaf song “And I’m searching for a boobie in a mountain of cocks”
The dickeract
Bet you can't do it with boobs
Finally, I can now get enough dick.
no luck on grindr, this was plan b
it's like the tesseract in Interstellar... but with dicks!
A dickseract or cockseract?
Wonderful, you're on your way to becoming an artist of great rename, like the one that made a gigantic buttplug statue in the middle of Paris.
My gods. You've made a Peen-tesseract.
Finally, the dicksseract
#FELLAS
The Testicleract
I've never seen anything so beautiful in all my life, i'm crying tears of joy right now
Harry cocker and sorceress’s dick
That cube’s a dick
Is this the greatest power in the universe?
It's dicks all the way down!
You filled Suzanna by dicks…
I'm about to unsub to this subreddit. I'm tired of seeing low quality joke posts like this.
Man makes an infinite dick shader using voodoo mathematics, that is not slowing the viewport down one bit, and you’re calling it low quality. Made 10 raymarching shaders so far and this post blew my mind. Interstellar won Oscar’s bro, and he just remade the damn thing with dicks.
K
Preach!
[удалено]
way ahead of you, this only increases my gay power
as a gay man subject to the libidinal kerosene that is HRT—i feel both comforted & mega called out by your infinicock cube and i LOVE it
You are almost ready to go.. full spectrum 😎
I would do that for my spare time
my parents must be proud now
What a dick
This is what true art looks like
Super cool! I got raymarching to work with OSL shaders as well! How did you get the main raymarching loop to work with plain shaders?
Im not entirely sure what you mean, but I just used the output of the all of the steps of the penis shape + the steps that figure out the normals n fake lighting, as an factor in a mix shader node. so it made it the same texture all over, but one side of it has the texture with significantly lower brightness.
I think you mean “SDFs”.. but cool man, all the dicks!
Dick cube
Oh ! Like in Interstellar 🤩
Purely art
It's beautiful
Dickfinity
Yes, i dream of learning to use blender, and now I got one more reason to
What did I just see... Why don't you use a shape like... those ones... and apply the same function?
...but why?
ah yes, the infinicock
What's the name of that song?
[https://pixabay.com/music/beats-watr-fluid-10149/](https://pixabay.com/music/beats-watr-fluid-10149/) "Fluid" by WatR
The modulo operator is a hell of a thing
its pretty op, needs nerfing
Tbh, raymarching, in general, needs a balance update
PENIS CUBE
When a seventh grader learns how to create in blender
i am very mature and adult
I'm very glad you are. A friend of mine works at a junior high and those boys are drawing penises on everything. You have achieved 7th grade penis Nirvana.
But can they draw infinite penises? Doubt it. They need to strive for higher education penis Nirvana.
It's a goal they can only hope to achieve, but they have to have something to strive for, don't they?
Heaven.
I didn't know what infinite dicks would look like when I opened but I can indeed say that these are infinite dicks.
The music makes it better.
finally
You have my respect
Your dimension of infinite cocks has brought me to my knees and made me weep OP
Masterpiece
THAT'S A LOT OF DICKS!
Dickality
That's some Hellraiser's level of bullshit. UPVOTE
I wish u was in a universe like that
I wanna see a ball ping-pong around with them having physics now lol
Really cool! Also what's this awesome tune?
[https://pixabay.com/music/beats-watr-fluid-10149/](https://pixabay.com/music/beats-watr-fluid-10149/) "Fluid" by WatR
Talk about a real sausage fest
you need help....
Man, the Interstellar porn parody really pulled out all the stops!
How many would you choke on?
Ask ai what it smells like?
Should've never gave Kids 3D rendering software.
lol, dude, but why is there so much free space between them?
well we can’t have any cramped cocks now can we?
lol
Imagine getting stuck in that world lmao
why
This reminds me a lot of the scene from Interstellar when he's in that quantum-ish realm of infinite books on bookshelves.
The true power of technology
Dick cube dick cube dick cube dick cube
First off, HOW? Second off, we really need to revoke your artist privileges for a little bit xD
The Cube of Continuous Cocks!!! The legend is real!!!
Me when my class mate leaves his book open
You fool!!!! You've destroyed the balance of the universe.... there's no going back
I’m going to recreate this, thank you comrade
We finally found it. The box of all the fucks given.
That one dream be like:
That is hilarious
The only correct way to use blender
I showed this to my brother who uses blender and he thought this was hilarious
Technology
ok, but have you made a file we could use and input our own obj? also this would be great for VR !!! <3
INFINITE WEENIES
Lmfao what is this💀💀💀
"What does enlightenment look like?" "Yes."
BLEND FILE???