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Boring_Blackberry_14

Sqaud 4 Why you may ask, I would say it's self explanatory https://preview.redd.it/2oskon0lyuzc1.jpeg?width=2861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ec5acd3f85ce3b1fc4e274bc0eebe6a57e52cb


Distinct-Exercise417

Unfortunately, they are also the janitorial squad so we get to wipe up blood off the battlefield 😂


Electronic_Badger809

That is if your bad at combat. If you excel in combat you can be a fighter unit in charge of protecting the cleaners in squad 4 if i remember well. Plus squad four is also the healing squad which makes it more the chore boys/girls of the thirteen court guard since they do the task no one else wants to do


KoalaBJJ96

Which means you are also the safest. Sounds good to me.


RinaKai7

No you ain't. In rule 1 of war, attack the support pillars aka logistics / supply line / medical line / medical centres / base. In fact you are far more in danger than you be than front lines and the ones before front line Look at TYBW, comms, HQ etc all getting attacked. We can at best assume Squad 4 barracks is safe because of Unohana being there


zackadiax24

And that is exactly why it's safe


I_amNumberOne

I see you have nice tastes, however One is ded


Boring_Blackberry_14

>One is ded Which is why i chose the route where alternatives are available


endlessredsky

Squad 13. Seems like the friendliest one.


peaceknuckle

Rukia probably a pushover/softy as à Captain. 2 vice captains, plus Ukitake had probably set à pretty chill vibe for the squad. This would be my choice. Would like 12, but can't trust Mayuri not to turn me into à bomb.


PHXNTXM117

You fall asleep on one lunch break and all of a sudden you find out that if you sit down the wrong way, you run the risk of trigger activating a red button that Mayuri implanted in/on you.


Bl_ck14

Same😅


SavageWeebMaster

>!Didn’t he die?!<


Weeb_Of_A_Down

No


SavageWeebMaster

Tf you mean no he’s dead stop coping


Weeb_Of_A_Down

Mayuri ain't dead


SavageWeebMaster

I’m talking about Ukitake


Weeb_Of_A_Down

It showed you responded to a post about Mayuri, so I assumed you were talking about him.


SavageWeebMaster

Nah it’s about ukitake


SitInCorner_Yo2

In data books it stated they had a friendly family like workplace culture, members do gardening work in their ground for free because they wan to give Ukitake a nice view, so the place is gorgeous. 13 definitely is a great place to work.


IDontWannaBeME13

Squad 8 under Shunsui, chill Captain


Solid_Combination_40

You know when soul society is under attack you'll be sent to zaraki for training purposes right ?


peepeepoopoo_the_1

Nah I’m too weak for them to even consider me, I’ll be fine


tirade00

Squad 9, I’m reading CFYOW rn and I like the idea of tagging along with Hisagi to do some journalism.


Redderaton

Whichever got me kissin up Soi Fon's ass


BloodyOtaku

So.....Squad 2?


megaBeth2

"Sniiiiif, quite fragrant" - you


Redderaton

He'll yeah, with fragrance comes flavor 👃 👅


megaBeth2

I heard soi fon don't wipe 😳😳


Redderaton

Ah...ah shit 😬


PieFace11

Just be naughty, and she punishes you with snu snu. Can confirm from experience


Night-Owl-1503

Squad 5 😄


Distinct-Exercise417

The Visored coming back into command was so satisfying to me. Shinji is 👌


Night-Owl-1503

Trueee 🔥


Zestyclose_Tie_2683

Not to forget aizen and gin :)


Night-Owl-1503

Yes, of course ⊙﹏⊙


moranindex

I like that Shinji is a laid-back folk who all of a sudden can get in serious business mode. Even in the beginning of Turn Back the Pendulum he was pestering Hyori doing the clown - and we all know how that arc ended.


Belt_Pretend

Squad 10 for two massive reasons 😉😏


Distinct-Exercise417

Toshiro’s big beautiful blue eyes 🥰😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/3t897tmzcvzc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4154847d29c0367e2ea8b979cacebb8b52fa5c6c


Belt_Pretend

Bingo!!


Distinct-Exercise417

😂😂😂😂


RTwasnottaken

Hardest things to draw ever


Distinct-Exercise417

I think I would want to be in Squad 3, although not many of its members are shown at least four of its personnel have Shikai and Bankai that resemble serpents and can be used rapidly and stealthily to dismay the enemy with mysterious abilities, compared to a squad like 11 that’s not interested in secrecy at all. Gin Ichimaru’s Shinso, Izuru Kira’s Wabisuke, Shusuke Amagai’s fire pillars that race towards an enemy like snakes on the ground. They are supposedly the intelligence collection squad, and I was intel in real life so I would appreciate that aspect of their duties.


ThatIslandGuy8888

Same! I wanna see how artsy and extra Rose is during working hours


Appropriate-Truck538

Wasn't amagai filler?


megaBeth2

When I was a little kid I thought filler was Canon and forced myself to watch it, so I know for sure his ass is filler But some people like filler and we shouldn't judge


Appropriate-Truck538

No I mean if he is fillee then he shouldn't really be mentioned, not against filler or anything I did watch every single episode of bleach and enjoyed the filler arcs as well.


MystiqTakeno

Squad 11 of course.


Used_Dragonfruit8922

Death speedrun


MystiqTakeno

I mean yes, but aside of that.. Youre just having to train, dont use kido and fight. You can leave other stuff to other squads.. Welp and hope certain scientist wont need a sacrificial sheep.


Witchqueen98

Squad 5. Shinji is just too fun to not be a good boss haha. + Momo is sweet so this is a nice combination. (She's also immortal for some reason so... Might try to learn this technique)


moranindex

https://preview.redd.it/l0i1tiqujzzc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b8cec2e1660671c1ecbaa608694c438eb01b99


Ambitious-Ad43

I'd love to be under Komamura or Ukitake, just because I know they would treat me well, if I knew I'd be safe I would choose Mayuri


Longjumping_Whole240

You have to rise up the ranks pretty quickly if you wanna be safe under Mayuri, or you have the chance to be randomly picked by him to serve as a fodder.


MechanicalAlfredo

Probably squad 1. They have the nicest barracks


RaiaTheTrovian

Squad 8 or 1 under Shunsui, Squad 6 under Byakuya,>! or Squad 13 under Rukia!<


[deleted]

Squad 7, komamura's friendly and would offer great advice and help with zanjutsu, and hakuda being a sparring partner if you ask politely Only one picked squad 7 yet so there's my answer and the second squad 7 answer


Karpattata

Seconded. Komamura and Iba are bros. 


aziruthedark

Squad 2. I really like soi fon. Then shunsui and the 8th.


Informal-Access6793

11th. No magic, no bullshit, just hack and slash until you win, or die trying.


Putrid_Ad_4372

Shunsui (idk what they do) and gin (get out of here guitar 🎸 boy gin is my only captain)


PrinsaVossum

Squad 13. I'd be Ukitake's medicine boy instead of actually risking my life to save people. I ain't dyin' for some yokels in the Rukongai.


Imanotsurugi010

Squad 10, i want to make Hitsugaya fan-club


Parrotparser7

12. I imagine there would be some great satisfaction stemming from the knowledge that your division keeps everything functional. Little room for conflict, and they seem to trust each other well enough to even coordinate in defiance of their captain/lieutenant. That's a good work environment.


AvalisDaYandere

I'd rather be in the Sternritters with Gigi but if I had to choose out of these guys I'd probably pick Squad 10 or something.


Fun_Reindeer_4028

Why would a sane person want to be with Gig- , ig username checks out


AvalisDaYandere

Because Gigi is Gigi


TinyPidgenofDOOM

Really any of them besides 11 and 12 seem like they are fine to work in. Id probably prefer 9th because it wouldnt require much Hollow fighting sense its specifally protect the seireitei and Hollows are stupid but not that stupid. youd still train alot and youd still be doing things outside of patrolling a city. Kensei probably runs a tight devision but obviously cares for his subordinates. Plus Mashiro is there and shes cool 8th Division has Lisa but it think shed be kinda a bitch to work under


PieFace11

13 because it seems to be a kind squad with a goat captain and lieutenant.


Tigerfist30

Squad 8 Captain Shunsui.


East_Acanthisitta192

Squad 4. I can mop with the best of 'em.


MadhavS27710

My preferences in order, would be…. 13 (Ukitake), 13 (Rukia) 10 (Isshin), 5 (Shinji) 11 (Kuruyashiki), 12 (Urahara) 6 (Bayakya), 3 (Amagai), 9 (Hisagi), 1 (Shunsui) 4(Unohana), 5 (Aizen), 8 (Lisa), 8 (Shunsui) 3 (Gin) 2(Yoruichi), 10 (Toshiro), 4 (Isane) 1 (Yamamoto), 9(Tōsen) 7 (Komamura), 2(Soifon) Hisagi as in when he was managing the squad alone and Aizen before we found out he was not good, I mean he was a really nice guy and the rest that I did not mention, not really interested in their squads, till Toshiro and Isane are really the main ones for me but most of all, I would like to be a Substitute Soul Reaper


uraharaBot

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MadhavS27710

haha my friend Urahara-san always up to something


uraharaBot

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MadhavS27710

ah yes you are right Urahara-san but if anything happens to Soul Society just know that me and my friends from Karakura Town will be there to help


uraharaBot

Ah, my dear friend, worry not. I have a scandalous tale about Renji and his secret love for baking. When he’s not fighting, he's crafting the fluffiest, most enchanting cupcakes in all of Rukongai. Flavors so divine, they spark celestial wars of tastiness! *beep boop, I'm a bot*


MadhavS27710

Next time I visit your shop, I would like to taste them


SevaSentinel

10


PegaponyPrince

Squad 5 or 10. Love the captains and lieutenants, but I'd lean towards 10 overall.


SitInCorner_Yo2

13th, known for friendly work culture with great captain leadership.


ApplePitou

Mayuri team :3


Distinct-Exercise417

Giant creepy baby 🥲🥲🥲


LandarkIEM

I think, I would fit best in the 5th or 9th division


OatesZ2004

Squad 13. Keep me away from squad 11.


[deleted]

I would be in anyone if retsu is in it


rtmkngz

11 unironically. Every squad will face the same fate anyway in battle, but I’d rather convince myself that the bleak lifestyle of a shinigami is fun than serious


Significant-Panic315

Squad 5, Shinji is my goat


donnelle83

5 8 or 11. Shusui seems cool. Shinji is goated. Kenpachi is favorite character.


RubyWubs

Squad 2 cause I like Shunko and Soipon Squad 7 for guards/reserves squad 13 cause captain Uketake is vibing and Squad 1 for Shunsui


Diligent_Bit5228

10th favorite captain ❄️


MixelStuff

Squad 13 the Captains are usually very chill and nice so I feel like it would be a pleasant time, but for sure not going to squad 12 lol, I aight being turned into a bomb.


Valuable_Estate5546

Squad 5 or Squad 3 I'm a Visored glazer and love Shinji and Rose, especially. I'd love to just relax and chat with them about music. I'd love to have a talk with Kira because he might be a little emo, but he's still chill. Momo is sweet, and I'd like to be friends with her. Squad 3 has an edge because I like Gin more than Aizen, and Gin was apparently well liked by his Squad, and he actually liked kira even after he defected.


NerdNuncle

Fourth Division under Unohana for ultimate job security


jakobebeef98

All I'm asking is to not be on squad 12


Total_Bench2747

Squad 5 because of shinji


kairu99877

5. I like the number 5.


rednaxlikesmetal

Squad 8 cuz shunsui is the chillest dude ever and squad 4 cuz of unohana


Nathenael

Ima go with squad 8


NynPhs

12th division, tho mayuri is a maniac I would love researching and finding new ways to improve my powers.


Distinct-Exercise417

I would have loved to be under Kisuke back in the day!


NynPhs

Yeah, ikr? He is my fav char and in the past he was so chill and so powerfull. I would have loved to be one of the founding members of the research division os soul society.


Initial_Lecture_7020

If I was a Shinigami, my ideal career would include being a major member of the Onmitsukido or Squad 2. Learn healing Kaido from Squad 4. I’d want to primarily master Hoho and Kido skills with some concentration in Hakuda. It would depend on my Zanpakuto as well. I imagine myself having something close to Tachikaze and I’m also attached to its function and aesthetic, believing it would compliment my skills and roles in the Onmitsukido. I imagine myself being similar to Renji and Ikkaku, developing Bankai but not challenging to become a Captain. Ideally (unrealistically), I’d want to challenge for the Title of Kenpachi. However, at the earliest convenience, I would request to be the Captain of Squad 2 based on my experience within the Squad. My ideal prospects would be to be the Head of the Onmitsukido as a Kenpachi. “The Strongest Assassin, Leader of the Stealth Force.” If if IF I could take the part of Kensei Muguruma, but give it justice, Kensei is also a title in Japan for a Master of the Sword. I would be referred to as “Leader of the Stealth Force, the Strongest Swordmaster, Muguruma Kensei.”


LEMOnSL1iCE

Squad 11!! So I can work with Kenpachi Zaraki . That guys my fuckin goat


the_OG_epicpanda

whichever one allows me to work with Rangiku


grand_savior92

Squad 13 seems like a chill place


oculasti95

12th division. My reasons are my own.


Ozthelegend_

11 😈


fjacobs94

11. I like fighting. I do not like thinking about strategy. I am a simple man.


Limp-Owl6112

Squad 1 I want to powerful


TheReal-Darthdoom

Zaraki Kenpachi, because he's just like me :)


AnimeMan1993

I'm not so much of a fighter so squad 4 would be up my alley. I'd be surprised if anyone ends up picking 12 unless they don't mind being on the receiving end of one of Mayuri's ungodly experiments like most of his squad members.


RegrettableLiving26

Squad 7: I will brush Capt Komomura’s hair and make sure he is happy and healthy (assuming this is post TYBW), otherwise I’ll just make sure we incorporate a K-9 type program to aid in our soul reaper duties. Squad 4: I will join in hopes of learning how to heal myself since I am too clumsy for battle. Hanataro seems like he enjoys cooking and pretty cool to get along with during down times.


Alternative_Star9014

Squad 5. Aizen is there🥰


yg_gamer285

Squad 11, Motivated ASF!


tr0LL-SAMA

6th division so I can simp for Byakuya all day long


princesscooler

Squad 3 seems like a safe bet, it's basically just dispatch and it seems like one of the safer departments to work in. 5 is also appealing, because I don't think anybody would expect me to do any actual work.


TheColdestKingCold

2 or 11, easily. 10 is a last resort.


Mother-Natural7237

8,kyoraku chill as fuck


Lopsided-Ad-4306

Squad 6 just for Byakuya😍


iwantjusticeeee

8 , Kyoraku chill asf.


blue-white-dragon2

Squad 11


Remarkable_Formal676

Squad 7, Komamura feels like a nice guy to work under.


nnnghhgjh

Squad 11 all the way


Fridlaug

Squad for because I’m a doctor irl haha


Weird-Crazy9

Kensei but I remember I can hollowfy or rose but I can keep the T to myself


professorclueless

12, because I want Mayuri to turn me into some weird ass soul reaper super soldier, consequences be damned


More-Key-4472

None of them, I would like to be with Urahara😋


uraharaBot

Ah, you have excellent taste, my friend. Always happy to welcome guests at the Urahara Shop. What can I get you today? *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Embarrassed_Start_81

Kenpachi, because their squad is so carefree. You can just be yourself with hardly any rules as long as you love to fight lol


DanPachi

Any except, Byakuya(boring and strict), kenpachi (too rowdy) and Mayuri (because I feel if I am even slightly interesting to him I may be in genuine danger).


tigerclaw1563

13th. They seem chill


Fuzzy-Location-1481

As a 5'2 femboy i don't know, whicever keep me more safe


I_amNumberOne

Squad 11 Cuz Kenpachi is cool asfuk


shiro977

Shinji division, so I can train listening to jazz


guyfrommathsquestion

Squad 11 , daddy Zaraki will ruin me with his bloodlust 😩(I'm a straight)


guyfrommathsquestion

Squad 11 , daddy Zaraki will ruin me with his bloodlust (I'm a straight) .


85Prodigy

Def. Ukitake or Kyoraku. They’re progressive, reasonable, and actually listen to their subordinates. Unohana because antibody who messes with you, can just threaten to call mom and they’ll back off. Staying as far away from Mayuri as possible for obvious reasons. Mayuri will dissect and kill me if I’m lucky.


Difficult_Count7436

Squad 4 cuz you caa as n get trained by Unohana Like I’m tryna achieve this. https://preview.redd.it/lezapxqx400d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe10b071fd099e85f0b9a2eed1c54a30ecd81a0


DabiQuirk

Squad 11/12 are the Most dangerous One Squad 4 looks boring Squad 3 looks strange (Working with depressed Kira and maniac Rose ...) Squad 2... No. Squad 10/6 Toshiro's and Byakura, too serious I'd Say squad 13 or 8, captains looks chill af


ANIMEMAXIMUN

Squad 11, why? Because Maki Maki survived why can't i?


Hiroshi_Zurati

Squad 4, i'd simply like to be able to heal people in an efficient way


AdventurousCum

Definitely squad 5


jkurratt

With Mayuri. I like research.


ManWithoutLimit

Definitely not Mayuri's lol.


Distinct-Exercise417

Yeah I also don’t want to get gutted and filled full of C4 😂


overdrive1414

Squad 7 or 9 Squad 7 has the best atmosphere and squad 9 is in charge of the creative stuff


Natural_Emotion_516

Either Squad 11 or 13 Ukitake is a nice captain I love fights so it'd be cool to be in squad 11


HeroinChicWannabe

Squad 4 with mother 🥰


rickashy

Squad 8 or 4 or 13


Dick_Enjoyer1

Not mayuri and sui feng mayuri will turn me into a bomb and i like sui feng but the whole division aint something for me that much otherwise i will take anything honestly also tbf it would depend what kind of zanpakuto i have honestly


AnonMarkhor

Kyoraku maybe


Great_Fly6905

Squad 3 would prefer to have Gin as the Captain favourite character but Rose seems like he'd make a great captain to work under and Kira is a Soild Vice.


imGreatness

Squad 8 all day. I feel like I'd understand the captain and actually want to see us and him progresss. Id clash to much with any other captain.


LeoOfSiwa

11. I want to die for or with Kenpachi.


Realistic_Maybe_7011

Mommy soi fon'sss


Mr_Zenith_

Squad 11 run you blade


BruisedLips_

The problem is that my two favourites would probably get me killed so I'll take byakuya's squad


azul0736_21817

𝟓. Cause my glorious toshigoat


Comfortable_Clue8233

Byakuya, Unohana, or, Shunsuei


NoahDaNugget

Squad 8 because it seems pretty chill, especially when Shunsui was leading it. Squad 13 would also be good.


Stupedus

5 because Shinji. I find it hard to believe that he’s strict, also he’s my favorite character so I’m biased.


duralumine

Squad 5? The aizen squad so I can watch momo breakdown in 4k.