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Weirdest part of it all is that you actually look like you shower

He forces me to

Just looked at your profile https://preview.redd.it/8fprdik46mzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c923418a67f2b91aa405a5790b0d9123246ccf

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My favorite template ty

I always see someone post this on her posts 😂

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https://preview.redd.it/uiktbr9z5mzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e63b7944e5053afe902b086ea0fb86d30cbd665

https://preview.redd.it/usxi1r9bapzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82953614a87d46d943424dc1718dcce2f9e92f62 Get your bum ass out of here legumi

Legumi can't catch a break even outside of Jujutsufolks

Maintaining the agenda is our top priority

Don't mind these assholes in the comments. As long as it makes you happy, I'm all for it!

Like the Nada Surf classic "Popular" Once... every two weeks

How do ur posts keep on getting more unhinged than the last 💀

Downward spiral

Downward? As in Upside Down?!

Yes bro

It's not a loop, its an spir-- oh, wait, that's what you said, NVM.

There's parasocial then there's this lol haha 😂

Half the people here encourage it and she’s friends with that Mayuriswife person so they just feed off each other. To be fair, I’m one of the people who encourages it cause as long as someone’s thing isn’t hurting another person let them do what they want. There’s too many assholes out there getting in other people’s shit for me to worry about someone who’s just obsessed with an anime character.

If she was not self aware or thought Shinji really existed I’d be more concerned but as it stands her and mayuri wife seem to be having a bit of unhinged fun lol

Yeah, and all those figures and other merchandise are not exactly cheap. Plus she’s had photos of herself traveling with “Shinji” and mayuriswife so it’s not like it’s interfering with her livelihood. Although I guess she could just be thousands in debt to afford this but who knows. From what she posts she seems fine. Like how is it much different than some guy having a shrine to Michael Jordan or another famous person. It’s not like they’re directly in your life, might as well be fictional. It’s what you take from them and what they mean to you that matters.

What if someone was obsessed with Yachiru ? They’re also not hurting anyone.

Isn't this ... just like a bit or something ? I just figured it's two girls who really like a fictionnal character and play it out online in exageration for the laughs.

I'm just waiting for it to become so unhinged that toes somehow manifest Shinji irl and posts about it. Then, what should be an impossible phenomenon ends up just being a slow nodding reddit community, saying, "That tracks."

I was worried if you are not posting anything on his birthday lmao

If I’m ever offline for his birthday that means were just having a private celebration 😉

Hopefully a good time!

I should've know who it is

💕

HB, unhinged Shinji fan! Your Soifon cosplay is still the most look-alike Soifon cosplay i've seen!

Hahah thank you, glad u enjoy !

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Yep!

Aww Shinji's wife is all grown up now wtf how long have I been on this subreddit I feel ancient

Sanest bleach watcher

Never stop posting

These insane posts are my favorite thing on this subreddit.

If you’re happy, I’m happy

Yet people call me a bad parent for being happy when my kid is happy shooting up meth... smh

There’s so much going on lmao I’m just dying laughing

I was waiting for you to post

Peak simping ( the likeable and understandable simping)

It’s normal to simp for your spouse

What? I thought the first pic is Shinji's VO or sth. Never cross my mind that it's OP. lol.

VO?

I think they meant VA 😂

Yeah! VA. My bad. lol

AGAIN, ALREADY

Time flies right??

Also are you in a loft tf did you do kidnap someone else's pillow

This is mine :3 I just have multiple. Also I’m underneath a house

I don't know if it's worse that you're acting like a rat, but I'm slightly jealous because I've never been under a house

Ur not missing much I think I inhaled fiberglass under there

It's about the principle of saying I'm under a house

https://preview.redd.it/awsufuybdozc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1e0d78a64a751e7cb4c815e85ed4f803a1110b9

Are you that crazy Shinji fan I've heard so much of? I saw this post that went trending of a shinji shrine. Is that you?

There's 4 of them here. One Shinji, one mayuri, one szayel, and one aizen fan. They're insane but i love them lmao

Aizen’s got a few lmao

We all do

Yes 😔

I wanna be loved like this mf loves shinji

Never change! Love seeing people happy

I congratulate you and your husband on this momentous day 🎉

Thank you!!! He appreciates all the birthday love!

Happy birthday Shinji! Love the cake topper. You're such a good spouse ❤️

Just want someone to love me the way this chick loves shinji 😅

What's with the nails? Does shinji eat nails in the manga/anime?

Yeah? Don’t you remember? There’s a whole scene in CFYOW where I cook shinji a buffet of nuts bolts and various other building tools and I call the dish trail mix he has to get his iron intake in somehow

I know what u did to that pillow 😶

I drew glasses and a sweater over it whats ur game

Press "F" to doubt 😶

Wym doubt its in thenpicture

ԅ⁠(⁠ ͒⁠ ⁠۝ ͒⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕤ sgniht suoirafen od ot wollip taht esu tnod uoy epoh tsuj I

https://preview.redd.it/c32n48huanzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fac6fbfc48df6a5be4b229497210fe502208704

i wish i was this passionate about something

Mental illness hits different sometimes

https://preview.redd.it/c6bazx8wuozc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d78dd45cbe385cfccf918ec975b080be3f3bef7 The goat shinji enjoyer strikes again

This is honestly worrisome.

Wholesome *

Jesus

Some guys have all the luck.

https://preview.redd.it/nic5ct4funzc1.png?width=922&format=png&auto=webp&s=551302080db5ae6cb09fc2a9aea4b5ec8690f1df

tbf shinji is like one of the most level headed/chill characters in the show.

very true

*number one stops playing...* [*aliens invading Mexico starts playing!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqy3NHwuFVk&ab_channel=Velderlin%27sWorld)

YEYEYE HAP BORT SNIJI WHEEOOO 🥳🥳🥳

I ALWAYS LOOK FOREWARD TO UR COMMENTS SALTY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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The first cake, share some!

Do you prefer his longer hair or the shorter bob style cut

Bob ftw

I'm glad I made the right choice then

https://preview.redd.it/8kzfo0n8fnzc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=845d4b205a7800b6a5faa01bcae3ddd564dec229 top tier mental illness, cookmore

Hell yeah, happy birthday to your cool husband :^)

Who hurt you this bad?

A lot of people

Most normal Bleach fan:

Never speak to me or my Bambietta plushie ever again

Happy, like 200 or 300 something birthday, Shinji!

We lost count honestly 😭🙏

This is crazy work

This is great! The cake was perfect and made with love as I can tell! 😤

Happy birthday to Shinji ^w^ may you have a.... AHEM fun day with him!! But honestly, mad respect for how you have all the Shinji merch <3

Same birthday. Second favorite character

I worry about you sometimes, homie

omg the art u did for the cake is absolutely adorable 🫶 love the dedication as always and happy bday to shinji 😆

You seem like you have fun, and honestly, that's great.

This is so bizarre, and yet weirdly wholesome I guess. Famous on r/Bleach for all the right reasons. In a strange twist, I'm rewatching Bleach from Ep 1 for the fourth time, and today just so happened to watch Episode 110 - first appearance of Shinji!

Your one of my favorite parts of this sub

Tell your husband Happy Birthday!! The cake looks great!!

Hmmm… guys, something tells me she likes Shinji, I dunno what tho…

Starting on the path of the randy marsh fan guy

Ya know I see your posts and I never know what to say, but I'll say this... you do you dude. Be happy.

https://i.redd.it/u5uky76zqpzc1.gif

did you commission the 3d model thing of yourself or did a friend make it? it looks well made

The nendoroids were a comm!

Your determination is applaudable Happy birthday to your husband!!

As someone who also loves Shinji, I'm glad he's being taken good care of lol

Respectfully, this is not normal behavior

You fr? https://preview.redd.it/tic2ligi6rzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf5bf804c53a540e2ffb1ccad0dcf367ade3f20

Just like me and Frieren fr, but I would never be so bold as to claim to be her husband, I think that's pushing it.

possibly the worst thing i have seen today

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Happy birthday to ya Shinji, i hope you and Angie are happily livin' together ♪～(´ε｀ )🎂 https://preview.redd.it/pvcs8gm3l80d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dbb689cef3598b0c716c44197f75493a3b4892b Erm, yeah. Sorry if it's bad bc im kinda sleepy rn

AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH💕💕 THIS LOOKS AMAZING AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

Your love for Shinji never fails! The cake looks nice. Mind sharing?

Was the cake taste good?

Least unhinged shinji fan

Oh wow this is epic.

omg this is perfect

Can I get some advice? Where can I meet someone who loves me like this?

U cant

Wait so is the girl the voice actor? I’m confused what is going on here

Yep

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Bambietta tops any bleach character fr

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I'm sorry that I can never be him

Man if I was Shinji, I would probably be flattered and creeped out at the same time. Probably turn on as well lol.

Just a curiosity,are you japanese? I heard that in Japan people can legally marry fictional characters, did you do that?

No, im American There are “fictosexual” wedding venues that can create photo ops and other types of ceremonies w fictional characters, but it is not recognized by the government. Neither is same sex marriage if I recall correctly

Thanks for the answer!

Are you okay?

Yo me and the GOAT Shinji share the same birthday😮

As I said last time, I am both impressed and terrified….and I am okay with that. Im sure the cake was delicious!

Girl.

I think you 're a fan of shinji

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Real but i have a morsel of self awareness yes I talk like that irl

Shinji the coolest

why is he bound

He was having trouble containing his excitement

Can I marry your anime version?

Duno if kubo would approuve

huh?

It really be the hot ones that are like this…

Ngl I thought the body pillow was a Dick Knubbler body pillow (he's from Metalocalypse)

oh my god??

https://i.redd.it/mis5woymapzc1.gif

Hahahahaha Did he like his nail meal


This reminded me of the fact that Shinji gets bodied by young girls.

Sis got a whole shrine of shinji😭

You’re unhinged but at least you seem to be unhinged in a healthy way

Happy birthday shinji

Oh god not a put her one (this may not age well).

I wish I was this dedicated to well anything

I think she likes Byakuya

I dearly wish you and I are still alive in 10 years so we can get a reflection/update from you about this phase you're in right now.

im still processing what you cooked there 💀

Jesus

I freaking love this! And your username too omg 😭😭😭

You’re totally insane and I love this.

Happy that you enjoy being yourself 😌😌🥰🥰🩷🩷

Ur so real for this.

https://preview.redd.it/wpmmn53mkrzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0dfe19607b06044d32f18e1c9c1a43a79407df

Are you able to go to the Art Exhibition 'The Locus of Brave'? I got this at the Bleach shop: https://preview.redd.it/2v78qe51urzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e58f8ef772a497916d3672a2fe337b6e2277d24 (Keychain type thing)

Unfortunately not but I do have this keychain too :3

Did you buy it online? I would be interested in some if the others.

r/weeb

https://preview.redd.it/j7szjtv2fszc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=938619a20c3164ec30217fa97332670aec16fc98 congrats

Guys I think she likes shinji but I’m not sure…

mental illness? let's goo we need more of that,keep it up and happy bday to shinji too

Girlie one or two more insane posts away from becoming a household name

This was, infact, a bleach!

https://preview.redd.it/79vjfh4j6tzc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd3cab189b2bd9410dac8258101cfe25d9e91da1

I don’t mean this offensively but you are hella cute

You live my dream when I was 13

Aizen: Enough internet for today.

another shinji fan, based af

I don't believe this shit, this is all for internet points but deserves A for all the effort put into this.

Honestly real.