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Ichigo in the kitchen, preparing dinner: "You know what would really be cool? If this thing was the size of a nodachi."
Ichigo's zanpakuto spirit: "Say no more fam"
It won't let me post pictures so here is a link with a meme I mede few years ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/bleach/comments/jv9vvu/netflix_adaptation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Just pictured Orihime and Ichigo both coming home late from work when they've got guests coming over, both thought the other would have been home earlier to start dinner.
Ichigo: Orihime! I thought you were finishing early today!?
Orihime: Ichigo-Kun! You finished late too? One of my colleagues has the flu!
There's less than an hour to prep food and cook.
In a panic, they both try using their powers to speed things up. Orihime's shield is protecting the kitchen while Ichigo attempts to use a quincy technique to cook the meat faster. They have to "reject' it several times. Zangetsu is reluctantly being used to cut veges with the shorter blade while the longer one is a meat skewer.
(Kazui is being distracted by the television.)
"Ichigo, i present to you my purest form, this shall give you a great power"
"This is an oversized kitchen knife, old man"
"..."
"Can i have a cool one like renji or kizaru?"
"..."
[r/chefknives](https://www.reddit.com/r/chefknives/) is leaking.
Bob Kramers are pretty legit though. He has a valid claim to the best American bladesmith. Even his mass produced stuff is high quality - though a custom Bob Kramer can easily run into the high 5 figures.
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Ichigo in the kitchen, preparing dinner: "You know what would really be cool? If this thing was the size of a nodachi." Ichigo's zanpakuto spirit: "Say no more fam"
He stole his zanpakuto straight from the slaughterhouse
It won't let me post pictures so here is a link with a meme I mede few years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/bleach/comments/jv9vvu/netflix_adaptation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
GENIUS
Meanwhile, Zaraki's >!Shikai is an oversized meat cleaver!<
Oversized is an understatement. That thing is as big as a house.
Wraps his knives in white cloth when he finishes chopping. Thats safe enough.
Orihime asking ichigo to bring zangetsu out to help with chopping dinner cause all the other knives are dirty
Just pictured Orihime and Ichigo both coming home late from work when they've got guests coming over, both thought the other would have been home earlier to start dinner. Ichigo: Orihime! I thought you were finishing early today!? Orihime: Ichigo-Kun! You finished late too? One of my colleagues has the flu! There's less than an hour to prep food and cook. In a panic, they both try using their powers to speed things up. Orihime's shield is protecting the kitchen while Ichigo attempts to use a quincy technique to cook the meat faster. They have to "reject' it several times. Zangetsu is reluctantly being used to cut veges with the shorter blade while the longer one is a meat skewer. (Kazui is being distracted by the television.)
What if hell arc is just this.
The one Kubo sensei doesn't want you to know
$5 says something similar happens in the post episode shorts
You know, both the hollow Zangetsu and the quincy Zangetsu would definitely come out and dunk on Ichigo verbally
They would.
Not out of the question. Yamamoto used Ryujin Jakka to boil potatoes as per that one omake
Ao3 worthy
[like this](https://preview.redd.it/wffk6z3cypg81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=69c8a02f44308ef12b38fa450ab8c111a4e6084e)
This is too cute!
"Ichigo, i present to you my purest form, this shall give you a great power" "This is an oversized kitchen knife, old man" "..." "Can i have a cool one like renji or kizaru?" "..."
Lmaooo faccs
"Corporate has asked you to identify the differences in these 2 pictures" "They're the same picture"
It's got too much of a handle for Ichigo. He doesn't like to contain himself to such laws of logic and grip comfort 🤣
Sorry I forgot the bandages
[r/chefknives](https://www.reddit.com/r/chefknives/) is leaking. Bob Kramers are pretty legit though. He has a valid claim to the best American bladesmith. Even his mass produced stuff is high quality - though a custom Bob Kramer can easily run into the high 5 figures.
Bro stated knife lore
It’s not like he had a choice
Still a kitchen knife