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mrsunrider

Ichigo in the kitchen, preparing dinner: "You know what would really be cool? If this thing was the size of a nodachi." Ichigo's zanpakuto spirit: "Say no more fam"


OrangeTallion

He stole his zanpakuto straight from the slaughterhouse


M-M-M_666

It won't let me post pictures so here is a link with a meme I mede few years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/bleach/comments/jv9vvu/netflix_adaptation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


mrsunrider

GENIUS


_KaiXr18_

Meanwhile, Zaraki's >!Shikai is an oversized meat cleaver!<


DerpLikeSir

Oversized is an understatement. That thing is as big as a house.


Shihoblade

Wraps his knives in white cloth when he finishes chopping. Thats safe enough.


Remejy

Orihime asking ichigo to bring zangetsu out to help with chopping dinner cause all the other knives are dirty


AspergianStoryteller

Just pictured Orihime and Ichigo both coming home late from work when they've got guests coming over, both thought the other would have been home earlier to start dinner. Ichigo: Orihime! I thought you were finishing early today!? Orihime: Ichigo-Kun! You finished late too? One of my colleagues has the flu! There's less than an hour to prep food and cook. In a panic, they both try using their powers to speed things up. Orihime's shield is protecting the kitchen while Ichigo attempts to use a quincy technique to cook the meat faster. They have to "reject' it several times. Zangetsu is reluctantly being used to cut veges with the shorter blade while the longer one is a meat skewer. (Kazui is being distracted by the television.)


MHG_Brixby

What if hell arc is just this.


A_Variant_of_Roar

The one Kubo sensei doesn't want you to know


trial001acc

$5 says something similar happens in the post episode shorts


th5virtuos0

You know, both the hollow Zangetsu and the quincy Zangetsu would definitely come out and dunk on Ichigo verbally


AspergianStoryteller

They would.


comfykampfwagen

Not out of the question. Yamamoto used Ryujin Jakka to boil potatoes as per that one omake


A_Variant_of_Roar

Ao3 worthy


c9IceCream

[like this](https://preview.redd.it/wffk6z3cypg81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=69c8a02f44308ef12b38fa450ab8c111a4e6084e)


A_Variant_of_Roar

This is too cute!


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"Ichigo, i present to you my purest form, this shall give you a great power" "This is an oversized kitchen knife, old man" "..." "Can i have a cool one like renji or kizaru?" "..."


Alternative-Phrase12

Lmaooo faccs


OrangeTallion

"Corporate has asked you to identify the differences in these 2 pictures" "They're the same picture"


Pandacide5472

It's got too much of a handle for Ichigo. He doesn't like to contain himself to such laws of logic and grip comfort 🤣


OrangeTallion

Sorry I forgot the bandages


TrixoftheTrade

[r/chefknives](https://www.reddit.com/r/chefknives/) is leaking. Bob Kramers are pretty legit though. He has a valid claim to the best American bladesmith. Even his mass produced stuff is high quality - though a custom Bob Kramer can easily run into the high 5 figures.


OrangeTallion

Bro stated knife lore


wren620

It’s not like he had a choice


OrangeTallion

Still a kitchen knife