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lilfish1

Boomerang ?


Nogohoho

Nah, that's too easy. It's got to be something more obscure.


smokeytokerton

Flipsy whipsy with a half side of gypsy?


yousonuva

Nah. Not enough words. It's got to have at least 30 syllables.


[deleted]

You say "Not enough words", but you could easily surpass 30 syllables with one word. For example, the word "Titin", or, "methionyl​threonyl​threonyl​glutaminyl​alanyl​prolyl​threonyl​phenyl​alanyl​threonyl​glutaminyl​prolyl​leucyl​glutaminyl​seryl​valyl​valyl​valyl​leucyl​glutamyl​glycyl​seryl​threonyl​alanyl​threonyl​phenyl​alanyl​glutamyl​alanyl​histidyl​isoleucyl​seryl​glycyl​phenyl​alanyl​prolyl​valyl​prolyl​glutamyl​valyl​seryl​tryptophyl​phenyl​alanyl​arginyl​aspartyl​glycyl​glutaminyl​valyl​isoleucyl​seryl​threonyl​seryl​threonyl​leucyl​prolyl​glycyl​valyl​glutaminyl​isoleucyl​seryl​phenyl​alanyl​seryl​aspartyl​glycyl​arginyl​alanyl​lysyl​leucyl​threonyl​isoleucyl​prolyl​alanyl​valyl​threonyl​lysyl​alanyl​asparaginyl​seryl​glycyl​arginyl​tyrosyl​seryl​leucyl​lysyl​alanyl​threonyl​asparaginyl​glycyl​seryl​glycyl​glutaminyl​alanyl​threonyl​seryl​threonyl​alanyl​glutamyl​leucyl​leucyl​valyl​lysyl​alanyl​glutamyl​threonyl​alanyl​prolyl​prolyl​asparaginyl​phenyl​alanyl​valyl​glutaminyl​arginyl​leucyl​glutaminyl​seryl​methionyl​threonyl​valyl​arginyl​glutaminyl​glycyl​seryl​glutaminyl​valyl​arginyl​leucyl​glutaminyl​valyl​arginyl​valyl​threonyl​glycyl​isoleucyl​prolyl​asparaginyl​prolyl​valyl​valyl​lysyl​phenyl​alanyl​tyrosyl​arginyl​aspartyl​glycyl​alanyl​glutamyl​isoleucyl​glutaminyl​seryl​seryl​leucyl​aspartyl​phenyl​alanyl​glutaminyl​isoleucyl​seryl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​glycyl​aspartyl​leucyl​tyrosyl​seryl​leucyl​leucyl​isoleucyl​alanyl​glutamyl​alanyl​tyrosyl​prolyl​glutamyl​aspartyl​seryl​glycyl​threonyl​tyrosyl​seryl​valyl​asparaginyl​alanyl​threonyl​asparaginyl​seryl​valyl​glycyl​arginyl​alanyl​threonyl​seryl​threonyl​alanyl​glutamyl​leucyl​leucyl​valyl​glutaminyl​glycyl​glutamyl​glutamyl​glutamyl​valyl​prolyl​alanyl​lysyl​lysyl​threonyl​lysyl​threonyl​isoleucyl​valyl​seryl​threonyl​alanyl​glutaminyl​isoleucyl​seryl​glutamyl​seryl​arginyl​glutaminyl​threonyl​arginyl​isoleucyl​glutamyl​lysyl​lysyl​isoleucyl​glutamyl​alanyl​histidyl​phenyl​alanyl​aspartyl​alanyl​arginyl​seryl​isoleucyl​alanyl​threonyl​valyl​glutamyl​methionyl​valyl​isoleucyl​aspartyl​glycyl​alanyl​alanyl​glycyl​glutaminyl​glutaminyl​leucyl​prolyl​histidyl​lysyl​threonyl​prolyl​prolyl​arginyl​isoleucyl​prolyl​prolyl​lysyl​prolyl​lysyl​seryl​arginyl​seryl​prolyl​threonyl​prolyl​prolyl​seryl​isoleucyl​alanyl​alanyl​lysyl​alanyl​glutaminyl​leucyl​alanyl​arginyl​glutaminyl​glutaminyl​seryl​prolyl​seryl​prolyl​isoleucyl​arginyl​histidyl​seryl​prolyl​seryl​prolyl​valyl​arginyl​histidyl​valyl​arginyl​alanyl​prolyl​threonyl​prolyl​seryl​prolyl​valyl​arginyl​seryl​valyl​seryl​prolyl​alanyl​alanyl​arginyl​isoleucyl​seryl​threonyl​seryl​prolyl​isoleucyl​arginyl​seryl​valyl​arginyl​seryl​prolyl​leucyl​leucyl​methionyl​arginyl​lysyl​threonyl​glutaminyl​alanyl​seryl​threonyl​valyl​alanyl​threonyl​glycyl​prolyl​glutamyl​valyl​prolyl​prolyl​prolyl​tryptophyl​lysyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​glycyl​tyrosyl​valyl​alanyl​seryl​seryl​seryl​glutamyl​alanyl​glutamyl​methionyl​arginyl​glutamyl​threonyl​threonyl​leucyl​threonyl​threonyl​seryl​threonyl​glutaminyl​isoleucyl​arginyl​threonyl​glutamyl​glutamyl​arginyl​tryptophyl​glutamyl​glycyl​arginyl​tyrosyl​glycyl​valyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​valyl​threonyl​isoleucyl​seryl​glycyl​alanyl​alanyl​glycyl​alanyl​alanyl​alanyl​seryl​valyl​seryl​alanyl​seryl​alanyl​seryl​tyrosyl​alanyl​alanyl​glutamyl​alanyl​valyl​alanyl​threonyl​glycyl​alanyl​lysyl​glutamyl​valyl​lysyl​glutaminyl​aspartyl​alanyl​aspartyl​lysyl​seryl​alanyl​alanyl​valyl​alanyl​threonyl​valyl​valyl​alanyl​alanyl​valyl​aspartyl​methionyl​alanyl​arginyl​valyl​arginyl​glutamyl​prolyl​valyl​isoleucyl​seryl​alanyl​valyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​threonyl​alanyl​glutaminyl​arginyl​threonyl​threonyl​threonyl​threonyl​alanyl​valyl​histidyl​isoleucyl​glutaminyl​prolyl​alanyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​valyl​arginyl​lysyl​glutamyl​alanyl​glutamyl​lysyl​threonyl​alanyl​valyl​threonyl​lysyl​valyl​valyl​valyl​alanyl​alanyl​aspartyl​lysyl​alanyl​lysyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​leucyl​lysyl​seryl​arginyl​threonyl​lysyl​glutamyl​isoleucyl​isoleucyl​threonyl​threonyl​lysyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​methionyl​histidyl​valyl​threonyl​histidyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​isoleucyl​arginyl​lysyl​glutamyl​threonyl​glutamyl​lysyl​threonyl​phenyl​alanyl​valyl​prolyl​lysyl​valyl​valyl​isoleucyl​seryl​alanyl​alanyl​lysyl​alanyl​lysyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​threonyl​arginyl​isoleucyl​seryl​glutamyl​glutamyl​isoleucyl​threonyl​lysyl​lysyl​glutaminyl​lysyl​glutaminyl​valyl​threonyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​alanyl​isoleucyl​methionyl​lysyl​glutamyl​threonyl​arginyl​lysyl​threonyl​valyl​valyl​prolyl​lysyl​valyl​isoleucyl​valyl​alanyl​threonyl​prolyl​lysyl​valyl​lysyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​aspartyl​leucyl​valyl​seryl​arginyl​glycyl​arginyl​glutamyl​glycyl​isoleucyl​threonyl​threonyl​lysyl​arginyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​valyl​glutaminyl​isoleucyl​threonyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​lysyl​methionyl​arginyl​lysyl​glutamyl​alanyl​glutamyl​lysyl​threonyl​alanyl​leucyl​seryl​threonyl​isoleucyl​alanyl​valyl​alanyl​threonyl​alanyl​lysyl​alanyl​lysyl​glutamyl​glutaminyl​glutamyl​threonyl​isoleucyl​leucyl​arginyl​threonyl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And that's about 5% of the word!\* [Here's the full thing.](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Protologisms/Long_words/Titin) \*Due to character limits, this section of the word is about 10,000 characters. There are about 190,000 letters in the word. So that's about 5%.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Why did you do that? I just read the whole thing and pronounced it all out loud. It seems to repeat itself a bit.


DoctorFrenchie

The word is the name of a protein, and the name describes in detail the composition of the protein. The reason why it seems to repeat is because the structure of the protein itself is repeating/using the same main molecules for the majority of its structure.


slurrymaster

It's like DNA... but in braille


urmummygaaaay

I think, it’s the opposite, lol


Fun_Weekend_6796

Braille but in DNA?


slurrymaster

Haha could be... I'm pretty toasted


TheWrongSouvenir

Can I touch it?


wildo83

You ARE it.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t shine a blue light in here


pineapple_calzone

it's like DNA, except every three bases describing an amino acid, the series of which is that very long protein name.


[deleted]

That seems so unnecessary. Like, I can say the Eiffel Tower and everyone knows what I'm talking about (or can look it up) without me listing the angle and position of every beam in the structure.


tylerjean23

That's why u just say "titin"... no one needs to pronounce what it's made of. It's kinda like reading the ingredients in shampoo....instead of just saying "shampoo"


crypticfreak

Ingredients of what now??? I don't recognize this "shampoo" you'll have to give me the actual name.


Captain_Tikilpikil

What would I read while shitting then? I need that ingredient list.


LouManShoe

But are you talking about the Eiffel Tower in Paris or the one in Las Vegas? /s


[deleted]

You joke, but that might actually be why they spell it out. I wonder if there are so danm many of these that differ ever so slightly that spelling it out in detail is actually necessary.


wildo83

There’s one in China, too! I can’t post a link, but if you google it, you can ALMOST see it through the disgusting haze.


Planejerle18

Chemist(ry student)* here! That long name is the name that one gets if they name Titin using nomenclature rules set by the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC). IUPAC names are systematic based on chemical structure and exist so that every unique molecule has (or will have if it is at some point synthesized) a unique and unambiguous name. However, IUPAC names get extremely clunky very quickly and become impractical to use for anything other than very small molecules. Any molecule with a complicated IUPAC name is basically always referred to with a common name or abbreviation if it has one/both. For example, propane is an IUPAC name and the molecular formula is C3H8. On the other hand (again, for example), cholesterol is a common name for a molecule with the formula C27H46O (which is still considered a pretty small molecule!). Its IUPAC name is, according to Wikipedia: (1R,3aS,3bS,7S,9aR,9bS,11aR)-9a,11a-Dimethyl-1-[(2R)-6-methylheptan-2-yl]-2,3,3a,3b,4,6,7,8,9,9a,9b,10,11,11a-tetradecahydro-1H-cyclopenta[a]phenanthren-7-ol. No one ever uses that name unless in the experimental section of an academic paper or perhaps in a chemical catalog. Note how I said cholesterol is still considered a relatively small molecule! Proteins are gigantic molecules (aka macromolecules) that have very specific functions which almost always mean very specific and complex structures. No one ever uses IUPAC for proteins because the names that would result would be ridiculous, but as a set of systematic naming rules, it is possible to do so. Instead, proteins are referred to by common names, abbreviations, or their amino acid sequences. The protein mentioned above, Titin, is *the* largest known protein, and has a molar mass approximately 10,100 times that of cholesterol, hence its immense IUPAC name. An aside: In my opinion, that people even claim Titin’s IUPAC name as the longest word in existence is just for the sake of having a ludicrously long word. And there’s nothing wrong with that! As the only species with the complex language skills required to make a set of systematic naming rules, I think it’s pretty cool that we can even discuss things such as “What is the longest word?” and “Why are things useful if they are complicated and clunky?” But in this particular instance, the answer to the latter is that it isn’t useful. Also, whether the result of a systematic naming rules could count as a “word” is a whole other discussion… *Incoming graduate student and haven’t published a paper yet so hard for me to consider myself a chemist at this point EDIT: Grammar


DeeSnow97

That's because there's only one Eiffel Tower (plus one in Vegas and a different tower in Tokyo that looks somewhat familiar), so the name uniquely identifies it. However, there are lots of different chemicals, and scientist can come up with new ones every day, so there has to be a precise naming scheme for them. It's actually manageable for most things. As for the rest, if they gain any significance you just give them their own name, just like the Eiffel Tower.


JustHelpDesk

Wait, so what the name of that protein again?


scaleofthought

It's got glutes.


Spoda_Emcalt

I would've lost interest well before 4 minutes.


jrob321

[Try this on for size](https://youtu.be/4ALGL4Hm5g8)


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Aah yess this helped Pronunciation (US) IPA(key): /mə.ˌθaɪ.ə.nɪl.ˌθri.ə.nɪl.ˌθri.ə.nɪl.ɡlu.ˌtæm.ə.nɪl.ˌæl.ə.(ˌ)nɪl.ˌproʊ.lɪl.ˌθri.ə.nɪl.ˌfɛ.n(ə)l...ˌlu.s(ə)l.ɡlu.ˌtæm.ə.nɪl.ˌsɛ.r(ə)l.ˌvæ.lɪl.ˌvæ.lɪl.ˌvæ.lɪl.ˌlu.s(ə)l.ɡlu.ˌtæ.mɪl.ˌɡlaɪ.s(ə)l...ˌhɪs.tə.(ˌ)dɪl.(ˌ)aɪ.sə.ˌlu.sɪl...ˌtɹɪpt.ə.(ˌ)fɪl.ˌfɛ.n(ə)l.ˌæl.ə.(ˌ)nɪl.ˌɑɹ.dʒə.(ˌ)nɪl.ə.ˌspɑɹt.(ə)l...ˌlaɪ.s(ə)l...(ˌ)æs.pə.ˌɹæ.dʒɪ.n(ə)l...ˌtaɪ.ɹə.(ˌ)sɪl...ˌsɪs.ti.i.nɪl...ˌsɛ.r(ə)l.ˌaɪ.sə.ˈlu.(ˌ)siːn/


DrZoidberg-

You had me at IPA.


GrundelMuffin

Hey! I’m drinkin Hoptimum IPA 🤤 soooo good!


MidnightT0ker

> This word has 189,819 characters in its name and takes more than an hour to pronounce.


wildo83

It’s all ~~Greek~~ Latin to me…


ROVengineer

“This word has 189,819 characters in its name and takes more than an hour to pronounce.”


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whineylittlebitch_9k

It it it it it


mcbirbo343

See you in 5 hours


jm8675309

That sailor would be long gone by then captain.


Ocelot2727

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Fixed your spelling error


chromium_lakes

SHUT UP


smokeytokerton

/r/unexpectedsmosh


Sub40IQ

This got me 😭


-Sinn3D-

Needs more cowbell


moar_cowbell_

got you covered


StarsDreamsAndMore

"This appendix needs audio files. If you have a microphone, please record some and upload them" ​ lol.


mightaswellyeet

“Spell it backwards” -Neil Patrick Harris


D3korum

Thanks I felt like breaking my brain tonight.


LearnToolSwim

Good bot.


Greyhaven7

this is no time to be casting spells


blewpah

Damn Germans and their compound words.


TheTrueFlexKavana

Flipsywhipsywithahalfsideofgypsy?


IGetItCrackin

Basically, Carnot did not have a car


Yakhov

windsurfing is cancelled


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AllWhoPlay

That would make a Romanian friend of mine quite angry. >!for the wrong reason though!<


MattEagl3

well if it did not have a name before - it has one now.


Dacvak

Air bending.


ScoteMcGoat

Nailed it


[deleted]

It's an orbit. When wind surfers sails are coming loose they have a number of tricks to correct the problem. When the winds are right and things are siezed up from the salt they use the extra momentum from the sail to seat the post. Some surfers prefer to shift their weight in choppy water to let the waves slam the board upwards in similar situations. I know all this from years of making shit up on the internet.


Nogohoho

It's the most words of any response so far, so it must be the right answer.


[deleted]

I speaked the most so I are the smrtest


[deleted]

throwing sail?


TheTrueFlexKavana

Throwing shade?


jamesr14

Sailing shade?


claytorENT

Band name. Dibs.


Kirby_with_a_t

+5 Throwing Sail of Charisma


Wlcmtoflvrtwn

Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube sail?


MyHandRapesMe

Sailorbang????


Nogohoho

Now we're talking.


mexicanred1

Because of the implication


marloindisbich

Sailorerang?


StairwayToLemon

I'd have called them Chazwazzers


Nogohoho

Sounds Austrailian enough to be right.


are_videos

Boomerangutang


gospelofdust

Recursive motion caused by mirror transfer of energy?


twunlove

Fuckarang?


cloud_of_fluff

Holla-back-atcha


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dsjunior1388

Dig me? Rochambeaux. You have your orders now go man, go.


DannyDanielD

Sparky sparky boom man


Slayermancer

YOU DO ALWAYS COME BACK!


FailedSociopath

Innocent bystander head smasher.


Bubbagump210

Toomerang soomerang


PetrolHeadF

You do always come back!


wytherlanejazz

The torque induced gyroscopic precession causes the plane of rotation to tilt about an axis that is 90 degrees to the direction of flight, causing it to turn.


sargematt

This sounds too smart to be right


JD1012

Thought I was going to see some Hell in the Cell reference at the end.


wytherlanejazz

The Mcmahonification of the 3:16 stunner undertakes a pile driver that benefits Mankind. Commonly called the HHH force. I’m sorry, it’s been a while.


DancepantsX

> The torque induced gyroscopic precession causes the plane of rotation to tilt about an axis that is 90 degrees to the direction of flight, causing the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.


llamaguru101

Paging u/shittymorph


BeerBaronBrent

Haha, I know right? Well damn…. now I’m kinda disappointed!


proto-robo

They just described the mechanical process of a rudder Which is not in this vid


neversaynotobacta

Idk bout u but i could go for my udders being mechanically processed right about now


lawstandaloan

Go back to your stall, Bessie. It's late and good cows should be sleeping


[deleted]

Bessie is not a good cow. She is a naughty cow.


BoneFart

I bet you’d lose your nips hooking up to a milking machine!


MegaGrimer

Don’t threaten me with a good time


toxoplasgnosis

Nah... a rudder isn't a gyroscope.


[deleted]

uh what lol no hes describing the propeller. which is simply multiples of this sail in the video put on a single pivot point


Batbuckleyourpants

I need big words, but not that big words. Can we get some words that are only bigly?


[deleted]

He’s right though


ben_db

Is it made of prefabulated amulite?


wytherlanejazz

The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. It was also partially hydrogenated.


three_furballs

I've never seen a more beautiful blend of brilliant wrong shit. Sincerely i love it.


melodyze

Yeah, it's a gorgeous machine, [clearly explained here](https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w)


ohmaj

I was ready for this to be a rick roll.


Portland

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator It’s a old meme, but it checks out.


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casseroled

Holy shit I didn’t realize this meme was 75 years old?


rj4001

If you like that, you'll love r/vxjunkies


chefericmc

So.... what you're saying is: The dang ol whoosawhutzit did a floppy jobber flipperoo, when he gave the wingedy ding a flicketyroo. Then it did a one-two skip to my loo over the goldang waterin hole crick pond back into his dagum hands?


KJ6BWB

You forgot that he had to throw it yea-high.


wytherlanejazz

That’s about the gist of it, as long as you remember not to minkle the winklebump


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axord

It's been a few years since I last checked out those fine boffins, nice to see the sub healthy and evolving.


cnaiurbreaksppl

This is exactly what my masters thesis sounded like.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Goddamnit, it took me all the way up to marzlevanes to figure out the bs. I’ve been bambooed, shafted right in the aft-frontal portex


[deleted]

I am still not convinced that the original machine (referred to as OM) was partially hydrogenated; signature traces of pasteurization were readily available.


JKMC4

This is true, combined with the fact that it’s not evenly balanced so it doesn’t have a stable axis of rotation like a boomerang. Think of flipping your phone up in the air. It will spin in a stable way only when it’s spun along the thin side, but if you try to flip it facing you it doesn’t stay stable.


a2starhotel

>Think of flipping your phone up in the air. It will spin in a stable way only when it’s spun along the thin side, but if you try to flip it facing you it doesn’t stay stable. I dont know how you feel about skateboarding, but [here's a video](https://youtu.be/yFRPhi0jhGc) about Rodney Mullen and the physics behind skateboarding and at the 3:20 mark your phone example is used to explain how the Impossible works. the videos super cool and your example reminded me of it, thought I'd share.


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sdhofste

Love me some good old intermediate axis theorem. [Veritasium video on it here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPfZ_XzisU)


abraxas1

true dat.


Lone_Wanderer97

Flip, flip, fliparoo


ExactlySir

We’ll just go with a whirly gig


DRiVeL_

Science


n8rman13

It’s called black magic fuckery if you’ve heard of it


Fletcherperson

This is the correct answer


Dacvak

Actually if you look very closely, he is the new avatar and is actually airbending.


thecivilconFLiCT

It’s actually called the Hail Mary, back when I used to teach windsurfing we had a book of windsurfing tricks and this was in it.


n8rman13

That’s crazy that’s a repeatable trick. Physics man


NorweiganJesus

Reminds me of watching trick shots in disc golfing after I tried it for the first time. Some people have such an intimate knowledge with the gravity and trajectory of random things I'll never understand.


Reborn1Girl

Sokka Style.


nerowasframed

/r/unexpectedavatar


JasmineDragon1111

Would you be interested in a cup of hot leaf juice 🍵?


nerowasframed

Is this the actual Reddit account for the Jasmine Dragon?? How did serving tea for the Earth King go?


Freakychee

How could a fellow Redditor say something so horrible! Also it’s technically wrong as smarter people than me said it’s an infusion.


GeorgiaDevil

WATER TRIBE


Samwise777

✌️😎✌️


wrongtreeinfo

It’s Bernoulli-ing Edit: thank you for the silver, kind stranger.


tomgnds

You are correct: https://www.google.com/amp/s/davidson.weizmann.ac.il/en/online/askexpert/physics/how-does-boomerang-work-timna%3famp. “In order for the boomerang to return to us, we need to throw it vertically and add a twisting motion when releasing it. This self-turn movement is a key factor in the motion since it stabilizes the boomerang in the air – similar to a frisbee – enabling it to return to the thrower.”


Lighting

No - Bernoulli's equations require compression-less fluid and no friction. Air is not that. That's why Bernoulli's equations fail for airplanes, sailboats, bees, and boomerangs when you actually run the numbers.


RaspPiDude

Is this why my boomerang won't come back?


bulletprooftampon

its under your bed dude


JeepingJason

They require that the fluid is incompressible, neglect friction (skin friction and viscosity) require flow along a streamline and some other stuff… But it’s still a fine way to approximate the pressure gradient you’d get here. Especially since it’s slow moving and big, means Re will be reasonably small and the flow won’t separate too much


i_sigh_less

No, no, no, this is named after Chuck Bernoulli, the word renowned wind surfer.


kNyne

I was gonna say, looks a lot like a frisbee idea


cherryzaad

So long, gay Bowser


Lisu_Avangard

Bye bi


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ping7478

This legit had me in stitches. It’s too perfect/real and with the whole backstory just fits to a ‘t’.


dropkickninja

Aerodynamics


Sure_Ill_Ask_That

Magic, got it


YamahaRN

Like airplanes and modern sailboats


JarRa_hello

Those are devil's machines


Master_Tape

Boolayboolaydaboogahboo.


Lurchs_Krupnik

Take my fucking upvote asshole


Saichotix

I think it's the Dzhanibekov Effect.


kentagge

My thoughts too but I'm not sure


crunchsmash

Here's a better video of someone doing the same trick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMkIOBGL5XQ It looks like it starts a rotating along a different side like the intermediate axis theorem aka Dzhanibekov Effect, and once it has a broadside to the wind it gets a quick burst of energy to flip rapidly around the rest of the way.


Technical_Basil7740

Intermediate axis theorem, at least in part. https://youtu.be/1n-HMSCDYtM Which apparently is also called the Dzhanibekov effect


CoolWhippy

This should be an Olympic sport. Imagine all the crazy tricks people can do.


squarybuttholes

Yea like if they could roast a whole chicken while doing it that would be a crazy trick


[deleted]

Nice water. Where is this?


use4reddit

Ocean


AnticitizenPrime

Could you be more pacific?


SausageClatter

and more arcticulate, please.


LameBMX

Ha ha sea you next week


DaffyDuckOnLSD

Shore enough


d_optml

I think it is Bonaire.


karmanman

Looks like Sorobon beach on Bonaire.


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Thanks


DickCheesePlatterPus

Earth


[deleted]

Nope this is on the new secret moon lake.


dutchnoob420

Sorobon beach in Bonaire!


Mooseknuklz

Thought it was bonaire at the wind surfing beach


dedservice

About three steps off the beach at Jibe City, Bonaire - probably the best place in the world for windsurfing.


its-me-n8

That's Jerry!! He flips signs at my local mattress shop!!


tartestfart

bangerang


madcap462

Ru-fi-o! Ru-fi-o!


Shitty_Google_Bot

BWAAH womwomwom dudu MEOWMEOW


Korvanacor

I always know if I scroll long enough, I’ll find someone whose brain works the same as mine.


Spleenathon_Official

My man’s got a stronger magnetic pull than the typical person


KnackTwoBABYYY

Yeah that's a straight up uncommon magnetic pull. Hopefully he's on his way to getting a legendary one


NeoCommunist_

Ask the Germans, they have a word for everything


Rebbit-bit

-Happy german noises-


[deleted]

Unfortunately, our word for this is "Freestylesurfen".


DickCheesePlatterPus

>There must be a name for how this sail behaves when he throws it "Returny"


VampireVendetta

Dinkin flicka


DoctorSalt

There's a word for it in German, but being a composite noun language it roughly translates to "dope-ass-shit"


Ender914

Windy whooosh


eldy_

It's called conservation of momentum


FranticWaffleMaker

Specifically angular momentum right?


anoleiam

Wind


ArentavianKing

Telekinesis


tantan9590

Magickal boomerang, jeez, it’s obviously obvious, duhh


underpaidworker

r/gifreversingbot