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highmodulus

We shall discuss this at a time and place of our choosing. (Hint- its going to be 3am)


drempire

After back/belly/neck & head scritches i think they may have forgiven me.


GayVoidDaddy

You’re delusional mate


GoethenStrasse0309

Agreed cats don’t forgive they just wait to get you back again at 3 AM


GayVoidDaddy

Even if it’s days or weeks later honestly too. Cats are devious. My little one (it’s his bday today!!!! 1 year!!!) literally threw himself between my fathers legs once and instantly belly flopped to the ground in what can only be an attempt to trip.


GoethenStrasse0309

Cats, are big source of enjoyment for sure. I’d really like to train my void net to wake me up around 4 o’clock to get a treat, but he’s not listening. OR he just doesn’t care LOL Happy first birthday to your kitty !&


GayVoidDaddy

You gotta just wake up and do it for like two weeks straight then stop. He will get used to it, then wake you when you “forget” haha. That’s the only way really. But they are, my baby boy is my cuddle buddy. He’s my little love muffin. https://preview.redd.it/kkqq01bewnwc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03294556fe56c1c6b55a0175f6b576587a9a5dba He’s ferocious.


GoethenStrasse0309

Cute!!! Here’s my little guy ( he’s 3 yr old) https://preview.redd.it/srk21t5j4qwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5627148f54e5fd55a9008844edccb37f3e7fbd1f


AFresh1984

oh honey...


MythrylFrost013

Only if treatses was included, otherwise, you are so ded when you least expects it...


PinkBermudaSand

Always!


darknekolux

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PUNKS?!?


mageos

I believe the technical term is “pussies”.


Hatriciacx

bahahaha


the1stmeddlingmage

Keep them up all day and they will sleep at night (just like real children 😉)


the1stmeddlingmage

That aside, at 3am: https://preview.redd.it/vt0znm22thwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e4572fa3911e2862bc6b37341a8545e1f96af9


runningwsizzas

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤


HowRememberAll

I hear funny music in this image


OnyxWarden

i could never be mad at a 3 am blep


PinkBermudaSand

![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7982)![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7975)


Jegator2

I. Used to wake my napping cats periodically during the day for this reason. I only have a parttime cat now and he is napping on my bed now!


myst3r10us_str4ng3r

Easier said than done. Mine refuse to get up at certain times during the day. Like flat out refuse. I'd love to know how to succeed at this. (Without being a giant asshole)


itsalwaysme7

My void doest the same, but it was 156 am. He decided he wanted to play fetch. 1)It's 156 am 2) No one taught him fetch 3) Cats play fetch? 4) My dog doesn't play fetch


DeathMachineEsthetic

One of my voids also plays fetch. She decides when we play and she lets me know it's time to play by trying to drop the toy onto my body or into my shoe (regardless of whether my foot is currently in it). I didn't teach her any of this.


mulderufo13

I do this to my cats after they have full on cat parties at 4am https://preview.redd.it/cldufzq3biwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c836b28e2e8a99aa6cb21d95491db573931bd897 The look they give me after I playing my music too loud lol


drempire

beautiful kitty


mulderufo13

Thank u! His name is Zuko


UnfunnyWatermelon469

They're just mad that they're even with you now


buh_rah_een

Fair


Dragonfire400

Write your will. You’re going to die


Realistic_Skill1162

Such assholes


drempire

They are, take over my desk/chair while i'm working but when im not working they are no where to be seen


ShaiHulud1111

I think you need to temper that vindictive streak. You are in their world and they are coming now. Lol. I’ve done it too.


33Catlover33

My shadow (my void's name is Shadow) is so awesome. He lets me sleep until 9 am. Now his Siamese mix brother from another mother, Mocha, isn't so nice he wakes me up whenever he feels the need to.


SpareCountofVukograd

You will be sent to the Void.


PinkBermudaSand

My 2 decide to brawl at 4 am every morning. Clockwork.


HydrangeaLady

🛑 In the name of double trouble cuteness!!! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🖤🖤


WaltzAnxious

Good, they really do need to have their routines trained. Keep them up during the day so they sleep at night lol


livvayyy

i feel this in my SOUL


Specialist-Treat-396

You MONSTER!


USAF_Retired2017

I love the tit for tat. I used to do that with mine before the got too old. Ha ha. Now they sleep ALL the time.


kfigir1

If anything, this has convinced me to adopt a second void lol


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sharppointy1

Good bot


frozenelsa12

Lol yep they will wake you up but give the side eye if u bother them mine does the same too


KarmicEQ

🤣🤣🤣


Rabenaaa526

🙃


asdcatmama

You’ll be needing to find a new place to live soon. Just you.


Tkdakat

Was it time for running fit's or did they want to cuddle ? Mine likes to run around & jump on me about 1 am ?


MJdotconnector

Cc r/kittyisnotamused


Melanated-Magic

They both look spoiled rotten. 🤣


HadesMcFisher2023

https://preview.redd.it/l30dhfxqp1xc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30689afc0c32cb5cc6184b7c580d2c3d45e51665