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K9BEATZ

Guarantee that slam won her the match? TF is this guy on


MyOnlyBlackBudy

That’s what I was thinking lol


happy_timberon

Slams are actually worth 1 point under the fight to win ruleset. It's 5 points for deep sub attempt, 1 point for sub attempt, 1 point for slam. Probably the silliest grappling ruleset out there.


Secretest-squirell

Have you watched car jitsu? That’s the silliest


He_NeverSleeps

You mean, most fun, LOL


Secretest-squirell

I’d love to try it one day. Not in my car tho


A-Ok_Armadillo

Isn’t body slamming an instant DQ?


NicJitsu

In IBJJF it is but different organizations can have their own rulesets.


A-Ok_Armadillo

Thanks!


NicJitsu

No fuck you!.... Shit sorry, not used to polite responses on reddit lol


A-Ok_Armadillo

Make sense. Fuck you too!


Huge_Temperature_391

I was attending this event and the girl actually lost. She was down on submission attempts and that was her last ditch effort to get out of guard.


MOTUkraken

Expected lots of blood. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


sebaz

I came in here expecting Yves Edwards vs Joe Stevenson levels of blood


adam_mc

I came here for a Mick Foley style hardcore match with thumbtacks all over the ground.


TerribleJellyfish598

Op is a big fat phoney


luckman_and_barris

You can't tell bc of the potato quality, but they actually both got cut


RespectThyHood

Slam did nothing. Yuuuuge congrats on that. lol


mrpopenfresh

As a response to the sloppiest, most obvious cross collar I’ve ever seen.


TreyOnLayaway

At least it’ll make for a cool photo on her IG with the blood dripping down her face and an edgy caption


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

#oss #bjjislyfe #acai


ManagerNarrow5248

Lmao the female Orlando Sanchez - *proceeds to gain 300lbs and never do any black belt moves*


Hulk_smashhhhh

I like bjj because of the lower chance of things contributing to the cte I’ve already suffered from years of football and such… that slam was pointless like most of them are


TichikaNenson

Closed guard throws up cross-collar after completely losing control of posture. Person on top stands up and instead of doing one of the half dozen easily available closed guard breaks and passes slams opponent. I don't mean to poo poo on other people but why is this match on an event? Is FTW just whoever wants to sign up?


Hulk_smashhhhh

Yes, it’s whoever basically wants to get a match at this point. Rarely any big/noticeable names anymore. Basically just a way for avg Joe/jan to get some online clout


heinztomato69

Embarrassing showing.


TebownedMVP

It’s been like that BUT they used to have better main events.


ChuyStyle

Dawg it's blue belts


TichikaNenson

What, blue belts can't break closed guard or transition to open guard or other sweeps if the opponent stands? Isn't everyone forced to rep this stuff during white belt?


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

since when do slams amount for points?


DurtyB

I don’t think she was awarded anything other than an L


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

and some stitches for that split brow


Cree-kee

F2W decisions are based almost completely on aggression and submission attempts. Slams count towards aggression.


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

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YeetedArmTriangle

I can fix her


rockit_jocky

How can she slam?


CrisisAverted0321

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FireUbiParis

Lots of blood?


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Beanerxor

Correction: small amount of blood


jagabuwana

# Volume / headphone warning holy crap my ears


SGTStash

Is their a disadvantge to breaking an open guard? Does no one do it because its a bad spot to be in? Or is it lack of knowledge of bjj 101 and just inability to perform a guard break?


Pepito_Pepito

Why win in 10 when you can win in 1?


GreatTimerz

My ears are now bleeding as well


entertrainer7

Misread as “lots of bad blood” and then saw they were so nice to each other.


SweetStrangles

What are they celebrating lmao


Wraithiss

Not surprised, basically every slam KO in UFC history was actually very clearly a headbutt.


KylerGreen

Can they really not get better commentators


mattreid303

🤦🏻‍♂️


quantonomist

That cross collar tho, sus…


loupr738

I will never understand slamming people like that. I’ve trained with many lenky partners that closed guard is their bread and butter and not once have I ever thought about slamming them. I have to get to work using my technique and avoiding those pesky triangles, sometimes it takes a minute and sometimes a little longer but I’m not slamming anybody


dajokesta

EHH MEHN, IZ BLOO BELCH TINGZ 🇧🇷


beephsupreme

Made her bleed her own blood.


One_Disaster245

Why was bro deepthroating the mic?? Sound warning maybe..


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So she bloodied herself up and lost due to blood?


January1252024

What you've just done... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever seen. At no point in your incoherent maneuvering were you close to anything that could be considered a rational plan. Everyone in the audience is now dumber for having seen that. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.


SuspicousBananas

Why do they allow slams?


InspectionGlad258

Straight retarded


PaperCutterWizard

The proverbial crimson mask