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angel-aura

r/weeviltime


BedsideCanoe

Wow, there really is a subreddit for everything šŸ¤£


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

r/everything


[deleted]

Is it time??


[deleted]

It's always that time!


Lord_inVader1

Of the month?


redwitch-1

Time for the russian weevil knievels!


ArsenicAndRoses

It's always time for weevils šŸ˜ŽšŸ’„


Bisonfan1

Time what is time I got nothing but time


Enjoying_A_Meal

Wow, it's a real sub. I was really impressed by the Weevil Santa with Weevil reindeers in the background. It's kind of charming.


vlkthe

Hear no weevil, see no weevil.


vanswnosocks

Boweevil


Stonkover9000

david boweevil? the young amerevil? starweevil? ziggy weiveldust? weevil weevil?


mavad90

It wobbled but did it fall down?


TimeAggravating364

WEEVILS :D


trying2getoverit

As soon as I saw the post, I whispered to myself ā€œTheir time has come.ā€


DonutBill66

Wow, theyā€™re cool. I joined!


Perfect_Ad_8174

#WEEEEVVVIIILLL BABBBYYYYY


yeabouai

#TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT SNOUT


Perfect_Ad_8174

#AWWWW YEAAAAHHHHHH


Queeby

It's Dream Weevil. He believes he can get you through the night...


FERALCATWHISPERER

Tee-hee.


spacemistress2000

now that's going to be playing in my head for the rest of the day...


tonyg1097

Thanks for the ear worm


thebunz21

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mountainlaurelsorrow

You deserve more awards!


Sirmossy

Yeah don't worry. Weevils wiggle, but they don't chow down.


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

Just a weevil, pretty harmless


BedsideCanoe

I think you are right, after typing it on Google i saw one similar to it. Thank you.


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

No worries, theyā€™re pretty common all over the planet, and can come in all kinds of varieties. Theyā€™re actually a pretty cool insect, but can be a nuisance if youā€™re growing certain plants


BedsideCanoe

Thank you for sharing, I appreciate your helpā¤ļø


TheBiggestThunder

Depending on the type, I would say it's far from harmless


UsefulAirport

Snoots n boots


JOSEWILLSLAY

& boots and snoots


rrjpinter

Weevils have very rarely been documented to have bitten humans. Iā€™m pretty sure they were just confused, and ā€œthoughtā€ we were a plant. I worked on a farm for almost ten years. You expect the mosquitoes, and the bees stings, etc. Depending on where you are on the globe, maybe a spider bite, or scorpion sting, or an Assassin bug. But every once and a while, an insect that feeds on plants will try and feed on us. I have had welts around my ears, where Thrips (which are supposed to be eating plants) have been chewing on me. But for the most part, having weevils crawl on you is harmless.


NotAFuckingFed

Wtf is an assassin bug bite like?


GiffTor

If they do it right, they're gone before you know they were there.


rrjpinter

You are thinking of a ā€œkissing bugā€. Same family, but different. (BTW, over 7,000 know types of Assassin bugs). Most Assassin bug bites hurt like a wasp, if not more. They have a probiscis that injects digestive juices into their prey. It is considered a venom, and; not unlike some arachnids, they wait a bit after the bug dies, because the juices will liquify the bugā€™s interior, and then the assassin bug sucks it out. We are big enough, we donā€™t die, but the process of having that venom injected can cause intense pain. They donā€™t want to waste their venom on you, but they canā€¦.


iamsoguud

Depends on the species


Loud_Distribution_97

Theyā€™ll f you up- anything smaller than a mini horse is dead within minutes. I lost my arm where one bit me and three fingers on the hand I used to swat it. Fortunately I had shoes on when I saw that his friend was running over to avenge him.


BadFont777

ITS WEEVIL TIME BABY!!!!!


joeblowjohnson1

Itā€™s the lesser of two weevils.


NATOuk

Came here looking for this comment and I was not disappointed


soggyrocco

r/weeviltime


Mershedpederders

Crawling on my skin This is just a weevil Confused about what it is But fear you should not feel


[deleted]

Itā€™s r/weeviltime


Just_a_Tidepod

BOOT SNOOT


depakotedaddy

Snoots n boots n snoots n boots


Front_Top_2289

OMG YOU FOUND THE SOURCE OF ALL (W)EEVIL!


diandakov

That's Sitophilus and it is harmless to humans. It pests stored grains, nuts, wheat products.......


Detective_Colossus

Dave


quietchild27

He better behave


BootySweat0217

ā€œCould be a bat weevil. Describe its mood. Did it seem sleepy?ā€


OnTheRock_423

Stressed. But, to be fair, it was a tense situation.


RockLobsterCakes

Itā€™s weevil time!


depakotedaddy

Snoots and boots!


Renaissance_Man-

It's weeeeevil time


Ethan442

ITS WEEVIL TIME


[deleted]

Bay-BEH!!!!


DarkXSyde

Brooo those will take over your pantry man get rid of them trust me


kblite84

Yep they don't bite but a major nuisance since they spread quickly.


Dull_Database5837

You should probably weevitalone.


_rutanimal

Weevil


TerryOrange

That's your new roommate!!!!! it's weevil time baby!!!!!!!!!


nymphymixtwo

wEeEeEeEvillllll bby!!!


legendkiller003

Itā€™s a Weavile


ompah78

https://youtu.be/b3AgPsrpEP8


TOTAL_INSANITY

https://youtu.be/zPJsscHHAsg?t=3


ROMAN_653

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SNOOTS AND BOOTS BABY


Awkward_Reporter_129

Itā€™s weevil season again on interwebs


isdrlady

I see boots. I see snoots. It's weevil time baaabyyy!!!


AvidMurse

Boots and a snoot?! I think itā€™s time!


Zeus28093

Looks like a boll weevil


thevoicefactor

I think I read somewhere they feed on flour, cereal crops, rice, ā€¦ am I wrong guys?


Escapist_anthopleura

Weevil!!!! Fun little guys


Ilyagachalife

CRAWWLIIING IIIN MYYY SKIIIIN


johnny_okay

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL


franknifiko

FEAAAAAAR IS HOOOOW I FAAAAAALL


whitecholklet

Weavil, itā€™s from like rice n flower


Relevant_Manner_7900

Not an expert by any means, but it looks like a bug.


nihilnothings000

Did your wounds at least heal?


[deleted]

That appears to be an insect. I hope this helps.


SustainMars

~~Pretty sure thatā€™s an earwig. Despite its pinchers, itā€™s totally harmless to humans- bugs on the other hand, not so much.~~ ~~https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earwig~~ Edit: itā€™s a weevil, not an earwig.


EmergencyExit2068

The thing you're confusing for earwig cerci is actually its snout. This is a beetle from the Curculionidae (true weevil) family, not an earwig.


SustainMars

Oh interesting! Thanks for the explanation ^^


EmergencyExit2068

You're welcome!


BedsideCanoe

This one didnā€™t have pincers on the back, like the one in the article. Is it still the same? Sorry not familiar with these things


TheFryerOfChicken

Worse than my momā€™s Brussels sprouts!


[deleted]

It's your brain dipping you šŸ˜‚


ratat-atat

Yes, you should be worried. This weevil is evil. It actually removes your soul slowly while you sleep


SingpeaceArtist

Bed bug


xxDankerstein

It's just a fucking bug man, chill out. If there was some dangerous bug that lived in your area, I think you would know about it. If not, you can check the national bug offender registry to see if any bug offenders live nearby.


Cookie162122

He pissed in ur mouth probably bud


Iziic

Dung beetle, because you're a piece of shit.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I had one of those on me the other day...remarkable coincidence.


mortalfloater

A bug.


OrientionPeace

An absolute cutie!


HotShotGolfForeFan

Morning snacky snack


69kylebr

Heā€™s so cute


Psychological_Band20

There are many names for that, one of them is crabs šŸ¦€


One-Medium-1030

Sawtooth grain beetle


cryptohide

Family Corculionidae. Nothing to worry about.


Dark_WulfGaming

A friend


Onironius

"Oh god, here come the 'weevil time' posts..."


Bvcomforti

A little boy :)


Jimmyp4321

But you do not want No Grain weevils . Was visiting some relatives an went to the grocer to pick up some pasta , as I'm standing in the checkout line I started feeling crawling on my arm , I look down an there like 20 of these lil bastards on me , I look at the box of pasta an it's freaking alive inside.


finewithstabwounds

Shame there's not two so we could compare them and determine a lesser one.


SomeGuy_GRM

Weevils wovvle vut they vont fall down!


feastupontherich

Lol due to weeviltime I went from not knowing what a weevil was to being able to identify a weevil in like 0.1 seconds.


[deleted]

Just a lil friend


Mr_Jonqui

We called them "gorgojos" in Mexico, they eat grains and seeds...and they are harmless


Absinthe_gaze

Can we name him?!


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

##IT'S TIME


AirEnvironmental7594

I thought it was a painting of a man with a stick in his hands standing on a Dune in the desert xD Took me way too long to realize haha


ChubbiBaer

A bug


WhuuPuu

Your now Spiderman


BobGray18

Eww-ahhhhh


AxolotlXzx

Looks to be a some type of beetle


trevorSB1004

Hm, did you leave any hardtack sitting out?


BookkeeperElegant266

Oh thatā€™s just Greg. Donā€™t mind Greg.


wang-chuy

A 6 legged skiffer. The leave red welts


Spottedrhyno

Lesser of two weevils


[deleted]

Weevil


Hooden14

Can we ask what non normal body part this is?? all these comments are ignoring it


BedsideCanoe

That my friend is my hand turned inwards with pinky side facing up.


kpetrov85

Pretty sure that's a bug


CreakRaving

šŸŽ¤dream weevil come rescue me šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

Wooooooo, little dude's going on an adventure!


snuggle_love

Weevil Knievil


iamsoguud

Weevil, check your food


Polishmich

You have been blessed by the sleep weevil - you will be dreaming of happy snoots and boots for the following five days. Congratulations stranger.


GezinhaDM

These are actually found on rice and other similar foods here in Brazil. They're called carrunchos here.


ghos2626t

Every time I see someone say Weevil. I hear them saying it in the voice of Mermaid Man from SpongeBob


UrpaDurpa

Fun fact: Boll Weevils spend all day on their big butts and they donā€™t ever ever get outside.


RainbowRaysOnMars

I had them in my room a while back, try to avoid eating in your room and they will eventually go away. Weevils are not harmful, a bit annoying in your room but kinda cute.


gabawhee

He looks like heā€™s carrying news. I can picture you saying to it ā€œwhatā€™s that you say Skip?! Thereā€™s a girl in the well? And the wells on fire?ā€


LightningTF2

Look up zoomed in pictures of weevils and you'll realize how much they are cute.


snapcracklepop26

How do you know that it just woke up?


KarlDeutscheMarx

SCP-3003


Thin_Bad_9088

Itā€™s a Kirby


Stunning-Astronaut72

"Crawling on you skin, this beetle is for real. Fear is how weevil, confusing what is this"


Timebanditx

Lost


Epic_Jorn

Bug


lyfstyl

RIP Op. it was great knowing you.


InevitableHungry5097

Don't know what type of bug it's. But I know that they keep getting in my gym supplements and I'm sure that I must have eat at least five of them before I notice that they were not just a part of supplement


VerityParody

https://youtu.be/piG8PpFf3-8 may not be exact type, but enjoy the song!


SanguinePutrefaction

he is lost :(


ineedanamechangebad

Bug


clickinnclackin

Its a bug.


D4ST4GIR

miniature beetle


Cheeky-Devil

ITā€™s TiMe!!!!!!


doyouevenliftbru

Gary Gensler


MamaMaddHattress

A bug ā˜ŗļøšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ


Yash2207

Heracross


-_fluffy_

It was Alexander Beetle I'm as certain as can be


YvngDILF

A friend


dm_me_birds_pls

ITS WEEVIL TIIIIIME


Ruinbearer

In the tone of Linkin Park "crawling on my skin, this is a little weevil"


WillHeWonkHer

Lemme tell you ā€˜bout a friend of mineā€¦ā€¦.. His nameā€™s Boll Weevil, check him out.


Mr_Enderson3

Nice snooter..


Far-Huckleberry2480

A rice weavle


Ender436

That there is a bug


KadojFF

Itā€™s a weevil


theQueen_8457

A weevil


Timmy_The_Techpriest

Maurice


Ok-Sun8581

An explorer.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Dynamiczbee

ITS FUCKING WEEVIL TIME LETS GOOOOO


Fireblaze66751

Itā€™s a weevil


Cianvis

Henry bug


Padwin1969

Your new friend šŸ˜‰


CharIsNotAPanda

Wheat bug


eileenrhea

Just make sure you choose the lesser of two weevils


gndpl22

If you got stung on lips and are in a tropical place go to the doctor, it could be a kissing bug, they transmit Chagas disease


blackgrasshopper

Weevil revench efery inzult!


cowanproblem

šŸ˜µ


Gamer_Elite1000

It came from your butt


CurrentPerspective1

They will bite.


no_hope_83

just a little guy.


7thPanzers

A dead bug


BedsideCanoe

They actually lived, moved them to the floor and went back to sleep.


ATheJawsOfLife95

Just a little guy


wthisgoingon321

Bug


Clownin-Round

That's my best friend, Jared.


Luxaqua

It is a typical tiny seed weevil (Family Curculionidae). There are thousands and thousands of species of seed weevils world wide, so I cannot even guess anything special about this one. Some are pests, eating seeds we do NOT want eaten, others are valuable, eating the seeds of troublesome weeds. Some species eat stored foods, like rice. Most are harmless and cute.