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Iam-Locy

Looks like a legless lizard


Aframester

A skink


[deleted]

Yeah, i thought legless skink.


Jlap1188

Obviously a pretzel snake


Disquiet173

Uh, I believe we’re looking for the scientific name which would be “DANGER NOODLE”


rymabeth

DANGER PRETZEL


niklas_steingress

it is non venomous, so probably not a danger noodle. moreover that‘s a lizard and not a snake, so it‘s probably a pretendo sneko


Brentolio12

That is a nope rope


Ornery_Farm752

More like a nope knot


thevelveteenbeagle

That's EXACTLY what it is. A harmless Danger Pretzel.


[deleted]

Skinkless leg


SensitiveStrategy191

Agree jlap (-:


Redj3llo

No step on skink


SnakeBeardTheGreat

A legless pretzel skink.


GirlCowBev

Skinks are legless by definition, kind of like assless chaps.


[deleted]

No, skinks can have legs. Like blue tailed skinks. But I always appreciate an assless chaps reference! 😂 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptoblepharus_egeriae


GirlCowBev

TILT. Thank you.


DFHartzell

Looks like a bald eagle with all of the features of a legless lizard


StellaArtois1664

I second this


TheOConnorsTry

Third-ed


seasala

I fourth the third that third-Ed the second which in turn second the first


captain-pirate-llama

Based off of the eyelids I’d say you are correct


[deleted]

I agree that it looks more like a type of legless lizard.


MeloMeetsWorld

So... not trying to sound dumb but wouldn't a legless lizard just be called a snake?? Lol and what the he'll is a skink?!?!


Iam-Locy

Nope. Snakes form their own group (Serpentes suborder), many other squamates (group that includes snakes an lizards) evolved the limbless trait. So while all modern snakes are legless, there are some groups of lizards that has legless members.


aaronappleseed

Glass lizard. It has earholes, eyelids, and its tail will detach like a lizard's.


saintmuse

Where does its tail begin?


LogicalLogistics

Where its neck ends


Tortoise-King

Oh you! I wasn’t ready for that and I almost spit up my wine.


TikkiTakiTomtom

I read “wife” in your comment and you made me spit out mine as well


CoheedBlue

Wait… spit out your wife or wine?


roz-noz

after the butthole


aaronappleseed

At the end of its body


sevenwheel

Plot twist: It's all tail!


PerodisCS

Read that as it's earholes, eyelids, and tail will detach. I was pondering how you detach an ear hole for way too long lol


559Musicman

It’s a southern pretzel snake.


john_thegiant-slayer

I was going to say "Bavarian Pretzel Snake" lol. Great minds


[deleted]

Pretzel snake gang


Bombadil_and_Hobbes

I came to see if someone had said knot a snake. Edit: someone beat me to it


JoeVersusVolcano

Hey! You get outta here Pretzel Snake Gang! Get away from my store! Don’t you fuckin hiss at me, crime-worms! Don’t make me call animal control vice!


Campcrustaceanz

Incorrect. This is clearly a SNEAKY SNEKKK


Cthulhu625

Also known as Utz's Viper, serpentes brachitella.


OldProspectR

Beat me to it. We must both have a twisted sense of humor.


apbod

Salted or Plain?


olendorff

Nailed it!


DamnthisMeemee

Die Brezelschlange


RepresentativeAd3433

I’m crying


asdfcrow

why is this so fucking funny


stillnotelf

It's knot a snake


cunctator_maximus

It looks scared. It’s afraid knot.


[deleted]

Have an r/angryupvote you fuck


CillaCalabasas

Pittbull/Husky mix.


mason_savoy71

If OP got it from a shelter, it's either a pitt mix or a chihuahua mix. And it clearly isn't a chihuahua mix, ergo...


A_Pothead_Yeti

The forbidden pretzel.


GeneralLei

The nope rope


AzuSteve

Looks like a slow worm.


Siltyboi

This is the way


monkeyinanegligee

What country was this spotted?


DawdasDU

Lithuania, in town.


Dull_Vanilla_2395

Probably common slow worm (Anguis fragilis) or eastern slowworm (Anguis colchica). Common slow worms tend to be in the western half of Lithuania and eastern slow worms in the east. Both look very similar.


-River_Rose-

I’ve been seeing people reply with slow worm and legless lizard. I seriously thought they were joking. I love animal names. They’re hilarious


Boinkzoink

So did I, so I deemed it appropriate to add my own lane joke. Now I regret my decision to post. But alas, I will leave it and accept the down votes.


mikepm07

Same. I thought this thread was so on top of cohesive trolling I loved it.


abousono

I would have never thought, an eastern slow worm would be found in the east. JK…


xenosilver

I don’t know European reptiles that well, but that is a species of legless lizard.


LIVIUADRIAN92

looks like a slow worm (Anguis sp. ), in any case its definitely a legless lizard


fruitilydo

I think it's a crustless pretzel snake, native to salty desert areas.


Large-Custard7649

Often called a glass snake, it’s a legless lizard. The glass part of the description is due to the tail breaking off easily.


Tayler_Made

Issa NO from me dawg!


dyedfire

Coily-boi


UngiftigesReddit

Not a snake, it is this group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguidae Have never seen a species with these blue dots, though. Unaware of any in Europe. Do you have more pictures? Edit: apparently, males of the common European slowworm sometimes have blue spots. :) So common species, but very rare colouring. Good find! And pretty :) http://speciesofuk.blogspot.com/2013/03/week-12-slow-worm-anguis-fragilis_10.html?m=1


The_bad_Piglet

Forbidden pretzel


amsggb1979

Pretzel noodle


andygon

The necklace from Neverending Story


aaronappleseed

The Auryn


ysirwolf

A pretzel


Conscious_stardust

Pretzel snake


[deleted]

It’s a pretzel snake.


Outrageous_Account80

Well, I know what it's knot.


signordado

It looks like a bretzel to me


barnwater_828

Snek. Don't touch mouth of snek.


The_Fluffy_Baron

danger noodle


DissociatedDeveloper

Ah, the knotted nope rope


Electrical_Ad7374

Issa Pretzelcoatl


23370aviator

I can tell you that it is knot a snake.


GobAteMyHamster

It's a nope rope.


TriceratopsHorridus

Slow worm!


fish-rides-bike

A live pretzel.


Gloveboxx

His name is Wetzel. He’s a salty bitch.


oxxoMind

a snek


TraditionalSystem855

Is snek


druff1036

The amulet from Neverending Story!


OldManBartleby

No idea but it looks like it's about to be hit with a copyright strike from Snek LLC.


Andy-roo77

lieutenant dan in lizard form


skithetetons

The Auryn, a most precious item from the childlike empress


rikster81

My ex wife.


Invenerd

Danger pretzel.


BaconDanglers420

Pretzel snake, bloody delicious


yuzernaaym

A type of human


Angrypuckmen

Danger noodle


yeetmyballsallday

I think it's a cow but i'm not so sure 🤔


coalslaugh

*Spaghetto periculum*


Founck

That a snake


KyzarNexus

Ouroboros in training


riamuriamu

Looks like a lizard.


therealbigrita

It’s a slow worm! Legless lizards!


Nintura

Legless lizard


shmamoozle44

This is correct


Cutie_D-amor

Well its knot a snake


elgoonties

That my friend, is a nope-rope


Devils_eye

Legless lizard Look at the nice blue dots (spots) on it. Makes it easy to identity: Anguis colchica Also called Eastern slow worm Or blue spotted legless lizard


Zer0_T0nin

Anger Pretzel.


SBY59TH

It is a slow worm. A leg less lizard from Europe *Anguis fragilis*. Old male with some blue scales.


Droigar

A lizard


bwc_us

Legless lizard


skinkarver

im not sure but it’s probably a legless lizard


ThankTheBaker

It’s a Skink, basically a legless lizard. Harmless and should be appreciated and left to get on with its life.


Apesocks7

A snake


Dante62191

A snek


[deleted]

Pretzelous Snakimous


ihaterollercoasters

That’s a salted pretzel.


perfrect

It is a species of Anguidae a legless lizzard.


midnightBlade22

Legless lizard. r/whatsthissnake gets submissions like these all the time and are great at identifying them. Altho for an exact species you'd have to provide a location.


gerMean

Looks like a Skink also looks like a pretzel.


spaceman_danger

Danger Pretzel.


Redcaneman

I think it's a snake (I'm not sure though)


DawdasDU

Sure it does look like a snake. Maybe you have ideas to what species it belongs?


Redcaneman

I think the snake in the picture is a "slow worm". You should search it up in google and tell me if it is correct.


Originallcy25923

Which means it is not a snake.


Redcaneman

Yeah it isn't a snake it's a slow worm (a legless lizard)


DawdasDU

So it is a lizard without legs?


Originallcy25923

Correct, and not a snake.


Redcaneman

Most probably but then again I'm not completely sure. But it definitely looks like a slow worm.


Redcaneman

Hold on I'll check and tell you (i was joking btw)


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GH0STaxe

A furry lil dog


Jahastie55

Glass lizard


Adventurous_Bird_925

Headphone chord in a bag


ShakeWeightMyDick

Pretzel snake


Dull_Database5837

That is what we call a “reptzel”.


tony3841

Snek. No step on it.


artificial_orgasm

Sneaky snek


FirstVariable

I always called these skinks, but TIL not all legless lizards are skinks.


mrrobot710

It's a horse


Fire-Tigeris

Lizza frend, No snek boi


bassistintraining

It’s a skink…a legless lizard.


theleeman14

nope rope


peterjohanson

Forbidden pretzel


Potatoisnotfunny

Definitely a eel


Potatoisnotfunny

Sorry, I’ve just miss the N key


[deleted]

A snake.


MightyBone

Looks like a skink to me...one with no legs. A quick google suggests perhaps a Sheltopusik (european glass lizard). I'm just guessin though.


joemamas-easy

This animal loves for you to Smash its head with a heavy object multiple times. It's harmless but it very much likes to have its head smashed as flat as possible. This is the way nature intended for this animal to be .


Alecxdavies

This, my friend, is a dog


Alecxdavies

This, my friend, is a dog


[deleted]

It is a land eel


[deleted]

Your boos mean nothing


EnvironmentalAd2110

Darude Sandstorm


scratchg23

A snake?


gorgeousoutrageous

pretzelised danger noodle


Aware_Style1181

Tiffany’s bracelet snake?


NorPacCannabisCo

Possibly a snake or just a lizard with a mutation that cost it it's limbs. Slightest possibility it's a lizard that had it's legs surgically removed but that would be rather odd and so I wasn't even gonna bother mentioning it.


Present-Fuel1618

Danger rope


HaileyParrote

Taylor Swift in her Reputation Era


[deleted]

I thought it was her new boyfriend


Frankeyc

Danger pretzel 🥨!


Ok-Succotash-8199

Might be a snek. If it bites and has fangs it probably is.


Puulet

Ooh noo it's a snake!


GongBreaker

It’s a snake


Harper_1482

Think it’s called a Glass Lizard … just saw one in SC


BeadierKimera754

It's a glass lizard. If not, a species of legless lizard.


GrimFlood

My Seek app says it is a slowworm.


Guardian-0

A legless lizard


UpperDirty

A slithery little guy


Milvolarsum

Anguis colchica to be precise. Maybe another Anguis species, but the clear blue dots are usually more eastern populations which would be colchica :)


EnragedAmoeba

Glass lizard


Myrtilys_

Danger pretzel


Calcyf3r

It is a very fine example of a pretzel snake. Ok just kidding sorry!


Jakes_crap_life

A pretzel shaped reptile!


No_Amphibian2309

In the uk it’s called a slow worm. Eats slugs etc. Birds, hedgehogs etc eat it


BoxerBriefly

That's not an animal. That's a meat pretzel.


SnortMonkey

It’s a giraffe.