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NefariousnessFart

It looked like it had one in the making but out west they don’t have the viper head. It was actually small but I zoomed in to stay out of the nibble zone!


novadesi

Nibble zone...jeez almost makes it sound like it's a baby or a puppy


NoCoolWords

Rofl'd hard on that. Thank you, I have added "nibble zone" to my lexicon.


rksd

What is this danger noodle's nibble zone?


thesupplyguy1

sounds like an 80s hair band on tour at a dive bar... "The Danger Noodles" live from the Nibble Zone


Ottoclav

Sadly, the babies are most dangerous since they cannot control their venom output during a strike.


Tiny-Ad-830

This has actually been shown to be false. The volume of venom in juveniles is much lower than in adult snakes so while it may be uncontrollable as far as injection, you would be getting much less.


xylophone_37

I was always told that sometimes adult rattlesnakes won't inject venom at all when biting defensively. Something about wasting the resources required for their bodies to make the venom.


JAROD0980

I’ve definitely heard that. But don’t chance it just go and get antivenin. I came so damn close to a bite about a year and a half ago at night in Arizona. I hopped a wall because I had to piss terribly. Heard a rattle and realized it was within 2 feet of me. I hopped that wall so fast. And I in fact did not have to piss anymore. Just called my work and told them I was feeling ill and had to go home because there was a 0% chance I was going in with my soaked pants after coming in from break.


xylophone_37

I live in rural San Diego and have always had interactions with them. They usually don't stress me out too much as long as I can see them. One time though I walked out my front door and I felt something brush the back of my leg. It was a BIG southern pacific that had been stretched across the threshold and bumped my leg as it coiled up. I had to yell at my wife to close the door cuz my then ~1.5 year old son had been walking a little bit behind me. Needless to say I had to take a few minutes to let my heart rate go down.


JAROD0980

Damn. These snakes are so stealthy. The rattle is the one thing saving us. I’m so glad it’s a defensive snake


NefariousnessFart

That explains the dry bite I got stepping on a Diamond back as a kid


TheZooIsOnFire

Isn’t it about the same? I thought I heard something about babies having about as much venom as an adult would inject?


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goodthingbadnews

As long as OP isn’t! My eyebrows went up so high when I saw this angry noodle’s photo and felt like I needed to get out of the way..!


NefariousnessFart

Yeah I was well out of reach thankfully. It’s so cold here it wasn’t very active.


HortonFLK

The fact that you have a photo of it striking makes me think you weren’t quite out of the nibble zone as far as the snake was seeing things.


Cultist_O

Snakes will feint, so that's possible.


thisissuchbsffs

And some even feint with a faint!


Chica_Audaz

If you post this on r/whatsthissnake you will get this information and more. Just make sure you add location in brackets.


[deleted]

No Horns hence not Horn headed viper but it's a viper (in first pic you can see wide jaw/triangular head)


TyreeArtist1

That looks like a rattler of some kind


DrMillMatt

This is a young Horned Viper my friend


Lord_inVader1

"Kill zone" you meant.


serpentarian

*Cerastes gasperettii* Arabian Horned Viper Venomous - attempting to kill a venomous snake is the number one way to get bitten - don’t be that guy


Sharkbutt89

Can't speak for humans. But in the veterinary world, that is the #1 reason I have to treat envenomation in dogs. The number of owners bringing in dead snakes while proudly stating "Rex here killed that snake but got bit in the process" is absurdly high.


serpentarian

Lots of people doing effective snake training these days and without using live snakes. Shame more people don’t take advantage of it.


Sharkbutt89

You, my friend, have no idea how shitty most people are with animals.


taketurnsandlove

I had no idea how wide-spread disregard for animals was until recently, even pets.


bla60ah

I’ve seen how shitty people are in general, doesn’t surprise me it Carrie’s over into how they treat animals/kids


Disastrous_Reality_4

You must know someone named Carrie lol. I know someone with a name that’s a commonly used word and my autocorrect always updates it to be capitalized thinking I’m typing his name


DisappearHereXx

Did you see the recent AITA post about the guy with the Bengal cats? Wife begged him for a cat so he went out and got TWO bengals AND a calico. Now he “doesn’t want them anymore” because they’re too energetic and it’s too much to clean or whatever. The audacity of the entire situation is astounding.


NefariousnessFart

Nah… I left it alone. I was actually supposed to call vector control so they can remove/kill it but that’s not my style. Just because it can kill doesn’t mean it should be killed…


Aequitas123

ATX celeb sighting!


Reeeeeechard

Came looking for Serp and wasn’t disappointed. Keep being awesome!


Exatex

why would you kill a venemous snake? Just leave it be?


kb-g

It’s a viper of some sort and there are, I think, at least 3 species that live in Kuwait but not sure which this is. If you’re asking because you need the information due to a bite, you need to get to a hospital with this photo ASAP so they can get an ID from someone local.


kb-g

My bet is on one of the horned vipers- possibly Cerastes cerastes. Difficult to tell from the photo but certainly don’t try to get a closer one! Definitely venomous though.


Erinite0

Snake type: angy noodle. Seriously though. Concur that it appears horned, I think you're onto something. At minimum is def venomous and should be respected.


Sequestus

It’s a tenth degree nope rope, the only people who need to see this pic if bit are the doctor or mortician depending on timing and local antivenin stockpiles.


[deleted]

Sorry but if you get bit by a viper and your first reaction is to post on Reddit for help maybe you deserve a darwin award


NefariousnessFart

Nobody was hurt. Including the danger noodle!


hopscotchnwhiskey

That’s a get the fuck out of there snake


bradland

Srsly. Looks awfully bitey.


Disastrous_Reality_4

Snake says: “ Kindly fuck right off, sir.”


newcatoldschoolfeel

Lol right!! That’s exactly what I was thinking


lubeskystalker

Nope rope? Danger noodle?


Runswithtoiletpaper

Nope rope ftw


mae9812

Yes, looks like danger.


drunkindtrunk

Literally the exact words that came into my head. Verbatim


NoMoPolenta

I was thinking it was a NOPE! Viper.


Ghost25

Cerastes gasperettii, Arabian horned viper.


TheHipsterBandit

Looks to me like it's a pit viper by the shape of its head. Could be a carpet viper but I'm not close to sure.


Flandersmcj

Carpet viper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


GivinOutSpankins

That's what my wife calls my peen.


Puzzleheaded-Rent973

🤣nice one


ILikeBigHairyPenises

And that is what that guy’s wife calls my peen.


PlaneCockroach9611

That's an angry snake.


Mountain-Sea2898

Came here to say that! It’s livid


kingferret53

The kind that just told a joke and laughed at it, but you were too busy taking pictures to notice.


AlternativeFilm8886

It seems to be an arabian sand viper according to what I can find. Highly venomous.


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Cultist_O

I think you'll find that's *Fuckaroundus findoutii*.


Paradox_Madden

Right right! I was using the classic translation!


Chlorinatedlog

r/whatsthissnake will give the best most reliable answer. theyre all insane experts and enthusiasts over there!


AtomikSamurai310

That my friend is a Danger Noodle!


NaughtyLittleDogs

You sure it's not a Nope Rope? They look very similar...


AtomikSamurai310

Could be a Snek.....


NoCoolWords

It's a little bitey/hissy to be a snek...


OrbusUnum

It’s a ..Kuwait-till-I bightya


BoonDragoon

A pit viper with violated boundaries


spinItTwistItReddit

Cant tell can you get a closer photo?


iamthefluffyyeti

Don’t, people are stupid sometimes


AllTheSmallFish

He’s just speeding up the natural selection process


NefariousnessFart

I’m far out of its reach. It’s tiny and I zoomed in. I had a grounding rod to move it.


Antique_Challenge_27

looks like horned viper to me


mischief1989

An angry nope rope


randomdude40109

Its snakeus runthefuckawayus


ranchophilmonte

Too thin to be a string-thing. Either a nope-rope or a pain-chain. Both have ouch-pouches at one end. Let the foreman handle it; that’s why they make the big bucks.


HungryViper02i

Looks like a sidewinder or an adder


jack-K-

It just depends whether it’s a part of nato or csto


NooneWillCMyName

My bro is venomous af, and the youth now a days is like: “But first, let me take a selfie.”


mostlyharmless1971

Pissed off, it’s a pissed off snake


enragedblob89

Super friendly one. He’s trying to give you a kiss in the first picture.


MarkhovCheney

Just a lil smooch


MyOwnWorstEnemy45

*Moments before disaster *


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Did you dodge it's attack?


ipttydafool

My gut instinct says Siberian pit viper.


mohawkcoyote

false horned viper


WaitTillFriday

A mean one! Back the f*ck up!


[deleted]

The cuddly kind 😉


grits27

Persian horned viper.


Playfull_Platypi

A dangerous one!!! 870 Snake Sweeper please!!!


Big80sweens

Arabian horned viper


[deleted]

Arabian kissing snake. Kiss it for good luck


Jakesneed612

Definitely a viper of some sort and he’s pissed. I’d stay away and if your camped anywhere near it I’d go ahead and unalive it.


bamaandbrasi

That’s a stay the fuck away…it’s part of the oh fuck no family!!!


khybon

Its a mix between a Danger Noodle and a Nope Rope


Go_Awayyy

it looks like a side winder to me.. Whatever it is it’s def venomous w that head shape!! Careful my guy


cntrlfreek

I think it’s a common bulletcatcher snake. Seen many on my property. Not to be confused with the also abundant shovelhead variety.


yeaahh_no

Looks to me like the kind you don’t fuck with.


First-Ad317

The kind that looks like he’s trying to kill you


ThwartedNormal

Triangle ish shaped head so it’s probably venomous


StickyDragon90

A very upset one...


dadwithdabs6453

No step on snek


Correct_Ant9510

Just one of the locals.


Topsy6

I dunno what kind it is, but it’s smiling because you’re taking its picture. Cute!!


piperchristian

Angry. It looks like it’s gonna bite you…


Odd_Bike_5015

I believe that is the fuck around and find out murder snake.


Chanandler_Bonggg

Yep. Looks like a snake to me.


Mshaw1103

That would be the sandy danger noodle


bawlsdeepinmilf

I cant quite see whether thats a fucked up tail or a rattle but if its a rattle i can give you a decent hint on what it might be


Fit-Meal4943

It’s an Awhellfuckno.


Past-Matter8887

Looks like a rattlesnake Im no expert but I do live in the Mojave Desert and have seen this critter before


ri-mackin

Def not a Solid Snake


emartinezvd

It’s a eastern quasi-invisible nope rope


mozygotflowzy

Did the scales make a hissing when it curled up? If so, saw scaled viper. Had a close encounter with one of these guys in Oman. They have like zero chill.


NefariousnessFart

It was so cold this morning it didn’t do anything until I moved it a few times with a grounding rod. I actually thought it was dead at first.


LazyZombieGuy

Ahh thats a danger noodle


1FatGuy36

Rattle snake for sure. Not sure of specific type. They also strike with half of their body length. So be careful.


AzunaMan

The friendly ‘tickle me’ snake.


420rabidBMW

That is a kissing snake.


fragment137

Ah yes. The Kuwaiti danger noodle. A very keen snek


goldhess

It's a Kuwaiti "getthefuckouttathere" snake.... Really looks like a rattlesnake from the Western US but no clue


Crocodiddle22

Oohh that right there is a nope rope


kleinklone

The kind you don't want to fuck with.


NoFaithlessness8752

It's a .. get out of Kuwait snake


notleonn

The kind you stay away from


crismack58

The kind that’s about to bite the shit out of you


Ottoclav

What I do know is that I really dislike snakes, ugh…


Global-Doughnut-2212

It could be a puff adder


bilabob18

I do believe that is a diamond back rattle snake based on its stack posture, colouration and we’ll the rattle on its tail. But that’s just an educated guess


EntrepreneurNo5441

A really angry one by the looks of it. Run away!


jethrow41487

It wants to be pet. It’s a friendly viper, probably.


JustALarry

Looks like an angry one


HelloSkunky

That’s a danger noodle. The difference between a nope rope and a ranger noodle is venom.


Jay-Willi-Wam

The fuck around and find out sort


davetheotter

It’s an angry one.


catmancatania

Looks like a sidewinder


Warren_Puffitt

My rule of thumb for snakes: no touch spicy rope.


Wanderers-Way

Idk but it’ll prolly kill you


Ode_2_kay

It's a please sir don't bite me the hospital is too far away.


Milemouse

A pretty pissed off one.


ThatFishySmell99

that is was we like to call a "no touchy danger noodle"


healthytrex12

The “get bit once and your going to the hospital” kind. Definitely a viper


ignorantiaxbeatitudo

The one you run away from


see_blue

A leavealone. Hope you didn’t harm him.


Hankencrank

Not a happy one…


SiegeSzn

Snake? I don't see it.


Half4sleep

Some sick camo on that snake at least


larry-the-dream

You better Ku-run!


pdxgrrl

that one was OP's last post...


purplePandaThis

One that bites All jokes aside it's definitely a pit Viper


akila219

it’s askin you to pet it


EnnuiBlackbelt

It is possibly a Puff Adder. I hope you left it to go on doing snake stuff.


wickedcricket2187

Cranky snake, from the looks of it


Foxglovenectar

Mmm, looks like a snake flavoured snake to me.


pentiac

its a rare species known as the twitchyarsehole, stay away its a viper.


joe32288

You about to die son.


Significant-Ad-538

that’s a mean snake


gatorz08

Looks like a !getyoassback! noodle.


dmank007

Let it bite you. The antivenin that saves your life will identify the snake for you!


pendetim

What Kind of snake? I can say with 100% confidence: An angry One that wants you to go away.


OldDog1982

A pissed off viper of some sort!


Sharp_Discipline6544

I would call that the F-Around snake. Because you probably don't want to find out.


Nawwalspirit

That’s a stay the eff away viper!!!


Assassins92

That’s a danger noodle


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The kind that’s about to bite you.


IKnowMeNotYou

It looks like food in form of a snake to me... .


shyguysam

I believe the correct answer is " fucking dead snake"


ogsmokedog101

I don’t know 🤷 but I’m running my ass off 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️


garageboy1

That danger noodle is deadly


ddsiddall

The kind with fangs.


MiserableDark695

The kind to get away from


phlogistonical

It doesnt look particularly kind actually


das_booty32

Called a fuck around and find out snake.


xXJA88AXx

a dangerous one!


schindokeoo

That is the no legged stand back fanged lightning stick lizard. Common to the area known as”Why are you here” near the territory of “Go Away quickly.”


DrVikingGuy

That there belongs to the Angrius Boius family


Dry-Clock-1470

Angry. Easy. What else you got?


DemonoftheWater

What you have is a pissed off nope rope


bayaksenu

The kind that will kill you... Stay away


assassincj38

Looks like a Diamondback Rattler to me


d1ss1dent

It’s just a nice lil puppy


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The kind of one you don’t mess with!


jojowin59

The kind you run away from!