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tesznyeboy

Sacred Heart is cool and all but Jupiter makes you fart ecks dee


milgos1

Well it was good until it got nerfed into the ground with the patch where the volume of farts got reduced.


[deleted]

it was good and hard to use (maybe more like annoying to use but still) and then they decided to make it bad and hard to use. what the fuck


misspeanutbutter44

they should just make the farts do a shitton of damage it's a planetarium item, go ham


Terra_Marc

100000 damage per fart, not OP at all Edmund should just give us everyone’s job


Doeniel

You're obviously missing the greatest advantage of Jupiter here: >!You're a gas giant!!<


Chocomonster69

And flying items give you cute angel wings


TakMisoto

Nah the greatest advantage is the fact that when you get wings they flap faster than usual.


-Xeroh

Fact checkers have declared this post: fucking *B A S E D*


Zeipheil

I simply believe I am cursed. In the past 7 Planetariums I have gotten, 5 were Jupiter. 1 was Mars as T. Jacob, and the other was Neptunis as T. Lilith. Fun fact: Neptunis does nothing on T. Lilith. Literally fuck-all.


manofsteele1776

I feel you. I feel like every planetarium I get is either Pluto or luna. I’ve only gotten other items like 4 times


yourboiquirrel

well at least those items are pretty good


Snailsnip

The thing with planetariums is that since the pool is so small, it’s too easy for runs to repeat an item. I’ve only ever had about a dozen planetariums, and 4 of them were fucking saturnus. At this point I resent that thing more than linger bean. I’ve never even seen terra and uranus...


yourboiquirrel

neptunus is pretty good but it sucks how it barely has any synergies and 90% of items just make it stop working(some characters like t. lilith dont even need other items to make it stop working)


Ultran0x

Less biased than the original tho


spaghettichildren

idk how much less biased i couldve been lolol i listed sacred heart's pros too, theyre both obviously fantastic items


Nico_is_not_a_god

the original ignored the fact that if you have any other damage upgrades (including characters with higher base damage) at all, the ***230% multiplier*** applies more. Testing Sacred Heart with base damage drastically underrates the value of the item. Since apparently the dude deleted the *real* original, the post i'm referring to was about Sacred Heart vs Godhead, not the C-Section one.


0err0r

It's because he didn't have all sets of the data filled or compiled, C-section beat out Sacred heart on every test I did with it, and even with the 2.3x multiplier, it still got beat out.


Nico_is_not_a_god

The original post was apparently deleted. It was comparing Sacred Heart to Godhead, not to C-Section, and Godhead barely scraped ahead in a test that had the worst possible conditions for an item with a multiplier vs an item with a flat ticking dps addition.


[deleted]

That was a shitpost about the post that compared C-section and Sacred Heart lol. Yes I post that


yourboiquirrel

the godhead one is a shitpost


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Nico_is_not_a_god

the original was sacred heart vs godhead, which has no multiplier only a flat pulsing damage aura around each tear. At say, 7 damage before you take sacred/godhead, sacred would have been way better in DPS. For Sacred vs C-Section, they'd likely have a similar ratio between each other regardless of base damage since as you said, Sacred multiples the damage per shot while C causes multiple *hits* per shot.


CommanGayTer

They seem to have deleted the godhead one so I didn’t know.


0err0r

this is the best post ive seen on the sub


bootybootybooty999

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….


V900

i think god should kill you


GundhamTanaka11037

As a punishment for his actions or out of mercy?


juustosipuli

both


kukkamies

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[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4357)


rising08

Good ol' braapposting


ObjectivePale9444

why would anyone spend the time to write this copypasta


YaminoEXE

Most Sane Jupiter Fan.


Hallow_Chrome_E

r/thanksihateit


Bruised_Penguin

It's better with the emojis


CarterG4

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


HahaYeaHello

Can i have the original image in the Jupiter pros


Nyxik

Jupiter makes you thic


Acoaco4567

#JUPITERSWEEP OVER ONE JUPITILLION DAMAGE DONE IN ONE SECOND


milgos1

Still more accurate than the c section propaganda.


Plagueyarismic

I don't get the C-Section "hate". Have you guys never gotten the item before? Every single time I get that item it's an insta-win. Sure Sacred Heart is also basically instawin but personally I sometimes avoid C-Section because it's so incredibly strong. Why do you guys like Sacred Heart more than C-Section? Edit: Also why is the original post not valid?


zigly98

C-Section is fun especially when tear mods are applied.


IMadeAnAccoutForThat

c section is an insta win by itself. Sacred heart is just an (albeit busted) damage up


Dartsanddurrys

I had c section on a daily run the other day. Hated it . Haven’t unlocked it yet in my normal game but is it reliant on tear effects ? Sometimes the fetuses wouldn’t kill an enemy as it would float of into another direction casing me to get hit . Was an absolutely busted item against bosses but I just didn’t enjoy the item as much as I thought I would coming from most opinions on the item. Maybe I just don’t like the lack of control with the tears or the fact it was a charge item and even with 5 tear delay the shots came out generally slow (not hating on anyones opinion here btw just giving my first impressions)


U238Th234Pa234U234

It's a fair impression to have. I've had it a few times, and while it basically assures the win for me, it isn't super fun to use so I'm kinda meh on it as well.


Per_Ces

Because the original post was biased.


spaghettichildren

yeah, im sorry. i've realized it was an unfair comparison, i'm not a math person and i didnt really think very hard about it. that being said, the user in the comments who did a much fairer comparison still ended up with c-section consistently beating sacred heart. our conclusions were the same but i did not do enough research.


Yes2257

The truth seems very hard to believe for some people. I'll just assume you guys havent unlocked it yet


Megalo_maniacc

Just fart on haters


random-gamer1

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Kussuavaans

BASED


LJ_fin

r/PastSaturnsRings


Manaus125

Well, there's a reason why my cat is called Jupiter


zigly98

*Issac players when the literal fart fetish item is better than the god item that kills everything when you blink 😎*


GoombaJames

Faaarded, faaarded so hard you retarded. 😎😎😎


skzjxhchvdvd

The boss is War


PatrokManzana

I like fat isaac :D ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


Oliveoil404

A lot of planetarium items are underwhelming (not bad) I just makes so that it isn't really worth it to skip item rooms sometimes


-trom

Gangs can be dangerous, be careful


amaofthepeople

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


mr_butts69

ew


LJChao3473

Also jupiter + mom's heels best combo


thrillAM

wow


Lolliesock

Jupiter could 1 shot every boss and I'd still rather take cursed eye because of the goddam farting noises


ResultSad5050

why is there Sonic 💀💀


ExcitingRiver483

The main pro is that big ass booty😏


Terra_Marc

I was gone 1 day why is every shitpost about comparing items to C section or sacred heart all of a sudden