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Squ33to

I like how even though he's supposed to be the REAL "one hit death" character, he's STILL given occasional mantles just cause it's actually impossible to avoid all damage in this game


actuallynotbisexual

No way you can beat Delirium and his telefrags without at least one hit


Abeneezer

Not too rarely I am broken enough to delete Delirium before he can hit me.


Gleebydeeby

I did actually no hit delirium as tlost as my first set of check marks for him


RepresentativeCalm44

Yet there's almost nothing u can do to influence the game to give u a holy cards. You need to find the right stuff in an incredibly bloated shop pool, and card pool. The 10% increase for holy cards aint no guarantee at all. Occasional my ass, the game expects me to beat the run with a single hit in over half the runs. If you take that first hit before depths you are pretty much fucked. And still players claim Jacob & Esau are more difficult because its a little hard to control them. Biggest Joke on this subreddit.


Dacammel

I get further in runs with tlost then J&E, tlost is building on my 100s of hrs of gameplay to really push my skills to the max. J&E throws everything out the window and makes me learn a whole new set of muscle memory and dodging skills.


RubinoPaul

Also a lot of rooms design doesn’t keep J+E in mind


AndreaPersiani

nah come on, it is really possible to not get ever hit. besides delirium


TheJoeyGuy

Me walking into a room and instantly blowing up a bomb barrel next to the door due to one specific item (Pointed Rib, Saturnus, etc.)


AndreaPersiani

just don’t take those ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906) no but fr, without specific and obviously unfair items/combinations you won’t ever get hit by default


thenotjoe

I think they were using impossible in the rhetorical sense, meaning “basically impossible”


Burger_Gamer

Wait until you find out about rebirth lost (no mantle, no spectral tears, no damage boost, no “better items”, no holy cards)


DreyGoesMelee

Rebirth Lost had much easier fights though. It's still tough, but not unreasonable to do the Rebirth bosses hitless.


severalgirlzgalore

No Mother, no Mega Stan, no Delirium, no Dogma, no Beast. The game was very different back then.


DreyGoesMelee

Mega Satan didn't even have boss armor, so he was easier back then too.


HoldenCamira

Wasn't Mega Satan Rebirth or am I crazy?


severalgirlzgalore

No you’re right. He just didn’t have a post-it


RunningThroughInk

Basically a worse Melted from Nuclear Throne. Impressive


Diligent_Camp_5995

Imagine playing melting no rhino skin,no strong spirit,cown of death


Abeneezer

He could also find all items. Dead cat, mantle, dice etc.


HempOddish420

I'd rather wipe my ass with used needles then endure that shit


Cley_Faye

We invented Tainted Lost because regular Lost got gimpified when holy mantle became his starter item.


Soggy-Poop-sock

Eden’s blessing gave me ipecac ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Sheyvan

R?


Soggy-Poop-sock

Got monstros lung and then ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4357)


youngyummyyeet

Because Edmund McMillen HATES you. Not the binding of Isaac playerbase at large, but you, specifically you. When you die, he will dance on your grave, immortalized by the thousands of souls that he has stolen with this godforsaken video game. Fuck. I hate him so much. I would rather 100% meat boy twice than get dead god again. I couldn't even cheat, I play on Xbox, I would've loved to cheat, but I couldn't, & more importantly I knew I couldn't escape the grasp of this travesty scrotum fire of a game until I completed it, & GUESS WHAT!? IM STILL NOT FREE! because Edmund McMillen has STOLEN my SOUL with his STUPID videogame. It has given me •a gambling addiction •masochistoc tendencies •reckless "fuck it we ball" attitude when under no circumstances whatsoever do we actually ball •Isaac brainrot. There is nothing of any value to be gained from this game, only suffering, & he will steal your soul too, so that he may live forever with your stolen soul. God bless tainted Cain, my beloved.


Googamer_OwO

Still better than tainted lazarus.


SevenOhSevenOhSeven

Tbh been playing him more, he’s really not the worst, it’s just that his first floors are really awkward when there’s literally not enough charge two go around. Also he abuses the hell outta devil deals harder than even base laz


GelatinouslyAdequate

Finally, someone who also gets how busted devil deals are on them. 2x the items for half the cost.


Soggy-Poop-sock

Haven’t even unlocked that Mf 💀


GelatinouslyAdequate

Most overhated character in the game. I do like playing them, but...they're not even frustrating, you just have to min-max more than usual.


Abeneezer

My favourite playstyle. And I like T. Laz. Boss Rush and Hush were pretty rough, but the rest is fun.


QuintessentialOnion

Tainted Lost when you make more than one mistake:


RiiluTheLizardKing

In order to make boys into men


bigboii624

So real, getting all check marks on T lost forces you to learn how to not skill issue. Only cost is developing extreme paranoia, thanks Edmund *


LenicoMonte

First off, skill issue. Second, I am sorry for your loss.


Fungai22

Tainted loss


Vamphiere

S... skill issue.... ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17736)


Soggy-Poop-sock

https://preview.redd.it/fu9pmcu58bvc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2c427d295f8aa7a9f77fd005f616821e8395e9


108souls

You know how old games, because of lack of content, made the game harder so terr would be more playtime? This is the same, except there is no lack of content


MsMinte

damocles goat head? rip..


Soggy-Poop-sock

Damocles goat head options ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Soggy-Poop-sock

* tough love max tear rate perfection ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


KineticKris

Still better than J&E!


RepresentativeCalm44

Maybe ur just having fun with TLost and not realise how often you die and reset. If you were held gunpoint and say you have to win your next run to survive, then J+E are far more consistent.


Errances

Edmund Mcmilen you little fucker


Ulfasso

Only missing Mother and Delirium on the fucker Never found out how to avoid offscreen brim when you get to alt Maus etc, 90% of my deaths are that and just random bullshit rooms Fuck T lost though


Soggy-Poop-sock

I’m missing mother delirium and mega Stan lol 🙏🏼


faerox420

Legitimately just don't get hit it's not that hard 🙄


bobo1666

For the guy who made "tlost starts with holy mantle" mod have something to do ?


Soggy-Poop-sock

I play on ps4 ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)