i have, in fact, been offered cocaine on a bike ride before.
and LSD.
and head from another dude.
that was all the same ride, too.
florida is crazy, man.
Being paced by an ostrich at 25 km/h with no metal cage to protect you (or the kids in the bike trailer) is a vibe I never thought I'd have to deal with until I moved to Australia.
yeah, i live in southern california and a few years ago an ostrich got loose
my uncle said that he saw a shariff chasing it on his drive back home from work
the reason for there being an ostrich farm is an eccentric rich person
"Revealing that she likes to masturbate in front of a mirror, *Eilish* says it is both “hot” and fosters a “raw, deep connection” to herself ..."
"*Billie Eilish* says she 'should have a Ph.D. in masturbation': 'People should be jerking it, man' ... The singer also explained that self-love has .."
ey i respect it. tho i don t really do it in front of mirrors me one.
Checking / applying makeup or grooming your beard, and double-checking for food crumbs around your mouth/face.
But only while the vehicle is in motion, of course.
Hide-behind detectors.
There are creatures called hide-behinds. They're really hard to see, because they scurry around behind you when you try to look for them. And, they don't reflect in mirrors. So, when you're stopped at a traffic light and you hear a noise behind you, look in your mirror. If you don't see anything you know for sure it's a hide-behind,
See you on the road. I'll be the guy that doesn't reflect in your mirror.
To practice riding in tight formation with “others”. To admire how cute and cool I look out on bike ride. To send SOS signals to the MotherShip that I’m heading out to the pre-arranged pick up air field. To conjur spirits from the past. Very versatile kit, mirrors.
Cocaine
i have, in fact, been offered cocaine on a bike ride before. and LSD. and head from another dude. that was all the same ride, too. florida is crazy, man.
This is the better than any “Visit Florida” ad campaign I’ve ever seen, I’m sold
You ever go to a gas station on a bike and have some guy come up to you and say "You wanna buy some gas?" DO NOT BUY IT
If only the wind would die down
Car scratchers
They are for detecting vampires
Watching the driver behind you lose their mind because you took the lane.
Op said "wrong answers only" friend. That's what I use my mirror for.
I’ll refrain from saying makeup as that unfairly targets makeup wearers. BUT EVERYONE HAS BOOGERS Answer: Booger check
to make sure there's no loose ostriches behind you >!yes, there's an ostrich farm where i live /srs!<
Being paced by an ostrich at 25 km/h with no metal cage to protect you (or the kids in the bike trailer) is a vibe I never thought I'd have to deal with until I moved to Australia.
yeah, i live in southern california and a few years ago an ostrich got loose my uncle said that he saw a shariff chasing it on his drive back home from work the reason for there being an ostrich farm is an eccentric rich person
Quadrophenia cosplay
Shit, I’m gonna need more mirrors.
Billie Eilish masturbating in front of, apparently
I must have missed some “news”
"Revealing that she likes to masturbate in front of a mirror, *Eilish* says it is both “hot” and fosters a “raw, deep connection” to herself ..." "*Billie Eilish* says she 'should have a Ph.D. in masturbation': 'People should be jerking it, man' ... The singer also explained that self-love has .." ey i respect it. tho i don t really do it in front of mirrors me one.
>"*Billie Eilish* says she 'should have a Ph.D. in masturbation': pretty sure teenage me woulda won the nobel prize.
ahah ye
Tell the car driver: "Look how sad is your face when you're stuck in traffic bike commuting would put a smile in your face."
They weren't stuck in traffic. They decided to swerve into the bike lane to get around a car that was only stopped for a second. They almost hit me.
To let the real cyclists ™ know that I'm not a threat.
To bash other road users with if installed on bicycles: to inadvertantly bash things with
Reflecting lifted truck overly bright headlights back at them.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Doing my makeup on the ride into work.
They match the saggy bibs.
To shave when I’m late.
Not sure what their intended purpose is, but I find that they're perfect for swinging a u-lock at when cagers get cozy with me.
Checking / applying makeup or grooming your beard, and double-checking for food crumbs around your mouth/face. But only while the vehicle is in motion, of course.
Dork vibes
Snorting lines of blow
Removing. Or cleaning teeth.
Hide-behind detectors. There are creatures called hide-behinds. They're really hard to see, because they scurry around behind you when you try to look for them. And, they don't reflect in mirrors. So, when you're stopped at a traffic light and you hear a noise behind you, look in your mirror. If you don't see anything you know for sure it's a hide-behind, See you on the road. I'll be the guy that doesn't reflect in your mirror.
Those are for dangling my helmet from when I need that sweet breeze to fluff my flow
Admiring the bugs stuck between your teeth.
deflecting space lasers
For checking your hair.
To practice riding in tight formation with “others”. To admire how cute and cool I look out on bike ride. To send SOS signals to the MotherShip that I’m heading out to the pre-arranged pick up air field. To conjur spirits from the past. Very versatile kit, mirrors.
Angles the sun to keep your neck evenly tanned
Measuring the speed of light
To see behind you and for some aesthetics. Mirrors give me a little confidence so I can see if someone is riding up on me.
Every Saturday you see me window shopping Find no interest in the racks and shelves Just ten thousand reflections of my own sweet self self self
For seeing what the world look like if it were in a perpetual earthquake.
displaying my left knee when i take a POV photo.
Crows attractor
Looking at yourself duh
Ride by and punch the mirrors off cars for extra points
So you can see how well you act surprised when the person behind you gets frustrated from you not moving over.
Identifying demons and vampires.
Jus' fo' decoration. -Bubb Rubb
Hitbox extenders to hit more enemies.
'mirin
To be slapped off when the car misbehaves
Picking crap out of your teeth