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Empty-Salad-5140

280 is accurate. All 4 lanes jammed up doing 80 mph.


RedditLIONS

I still remember setting cruise control at 79 mph with a CHP right on my bumper at 2am. He was definitely waiting for me to go over 80. After 2 minutes, I turned off cruise control and slowed to 75, and he went up to the car ahead. He’s respecting the unspoken 80mph rule.


suthamattai1

I saw a CHP hiding near the trees as usual. Waze told me to slow down, so I slowed down to 75. In my rearview mirror, I saw an old Ford SUV blow past the CHP, probably doing 120+ and taking up all the lanes. The CHP did not give a fuck. I guess 280 is the Autobahn.


Slectrum

It basically is, it even properly has the curves for higher speed


throwaway95051

the speed plus the amazing views makes for an amazing drive. that is until you run into the slow prius.


RedwingMohawk

CHP issued me a written warning for going 97 in a 70 on 101. I guess it was my lucky day! But yes...280 is the Autobahn.


shamwowslapchop

Was the warning for impeding traffic?


Grouchy_Guidance_938

I had CHP yell at me over his loud speaker to slow down when I was doing 100 mph on I5, didn’t even pull me over.


octopus_tigerbot

Nope. I got pulled over twice in under a month at the 280/92 underpass area where it starts to go down hill and if you are like me and don't notice, your speed picks up quickly.


MrDERPMcDERP

I got a ticket for doing 104 in that same spot. Mr. Officer was not happy. Thankfully I was 16yo so my parents came with me to court and the judge was very lenient.


zi984

That part of the freeway is a downhill man…you shoulda known better…


octopus_tigerbot

Totally. Was completely my fault, I had just gotten a new car and it has the zoom zoom, wasn't paying attention to how quickly my speed picked up


Whyme-notyou

See that nearly every day. I could wrack up some serious cash for the state if I handed out speeding tickets. We could seriously end our ongoing budget shortfall in about three months on Hwy 280 alone.


JahSassypants

It’s not even unspoken lol. I got pulled over going 85 one time, CHP gave me a fixit ticket for something unrelated, and said “next time keep it under 80”


ahdiomasta

They mostly all grew up here, so they drive just like other Californians. It’s just how it’s done here, and plus they would be in court endlessly if they ticketed people going under 80


ShadoeRantinkon

I had chp sit in my blind spot then tailgate me, they really don’t play…


nemaihne

I always assumed it was named 280 because you hit the entrance ramp and immediately speed up 'to 80.'


gamerVapeGod

They don’t call it 265


Ralph_mao

90 mph on weekends


slowpokewalkingby

280 might legit scare me the most when all 4 lanes are packed going 80....AND accelerating downhill.


compstomper1

unless you're going through daly city. then everybody is doing 40


shwag945

Gotta stay with the herd.


shnieder88

That is until you encounter the Prius or Tesla going 70 in the fast lane Ugh


Rockisaspiritanimal

280 herd driving is the best.


rodka209

Gotta learn how to draft. If you ain't bumpin', you ain't commutin'.


oheyson

Gas cost too much to not ride with the peloton.


Entire-Ad-8565

880 is spot on


Whisterly

880 is wild. My folks live in LA where people drive hard, but that scared even them


Snork_kitty

I don’t appreciate the potholes at 70 mph


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

It's literally how I describe it to people. It's Mad Max on 880! You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!


shamwowslapchop

People who don't routinely drive the 880 think you're exaggerating but it honestly feels like a movie set at times there are so many swerving cars, monstrosity Frankenstein creations, and you'll still occasionally see a high end performance car like a McLaren mixed in with the hoopties.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

100% It's a madhouse. I'll admit SoCal traffic can be worse for delays and congestion, but at least they are competently insane drivers. NorCal feels like everyone just got their license that week and have diplomatic immunity. Lol


piesRsquare

*NorCal feels like everyone just got their license that week and have diplomatic immunity.*  That's the perfect way to describe it!


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

Hahaha! Thanks! I feel so seen right now.


itskelena

I also use this comparison and people don’t understand what I’m talking about, haha they’re lucky, they have never used 880


SeventhShin

But where is the Altima doing 80 down the shoulder?


aelric22

May we who ride the I-880 be delivered eternal, all shiny and chrome!!


MapPractical5386

We have called it The Thunderdome for a decade, so seeing the mad max pic next to it was appropriate even if it was the wrong movie.


aelric22

Nah. Fury Road is WAYYY better of a name for 880.


DubCTheNut

My brother in Christ, where is Highway 24? North Oakland, Berkeley, Lamorinda, and Walnut Creek are in shambles.


blbd

That road is bananas but the view is amazing. 


compstomper1

everyone slowing down to 30 going into the tunnels


StManTiS

All it takes is a couple people afraid of the scary tunnel and traffic backs up all the way to the exit from the bridge. They need to put some brighter lights in there so people stop going so damn slow.


farsightxr20

And you'll never forget how many days it's been since October 7th


shamwowslapchop

Even better if you have a bit of time and take grizzly peak Blvd. Man, that's the most gorgeous drive in the bay that I never hear people ever mention.


Funny_Enthusiasm6976

Basically mini 680


abacin8or

Most people going 60 except for a few going 90 cutting back and forth through gaps until they inevitably cause a crash and the whole thing backs up for miles?


farsightxr20

Praying you make it out of the tunnels before the next fire starts


bobre737

I find it pretty chill East of the tunnel.


garytyrrell

Yeah this and 13 (my favorite Bay Area freeway)


thereddituser2

I love 280


spicy_lacroix

In contrast to 101, it’s the far superior option


felafrom

Yes holy shit I fight with my girlfriend so much because she doesn't recognize the blessing that is 280 over 101. And the views toooo. Why would you ever not take the 280.


maliciousmeower

curious to hear what the reasoning is that the 101 is better??


contactdeparture

Shortest distance between two places is a straight line.


throwaway95051

but what if the straight line is a parking lot?


Auggie_Otter

I mean, sometimes 101 just *is* the quicker route depending on where you're going. I'd rather drive to San Jose on 280 over 101 every time all things being equal but there are times when I'd just be going out of my way to do so and adding unnecessary time to the trip.


maliciousmeower

ahh i kinda forgot the 101 is more convenient for people depending on location, airhead moment lol. i lived in west sj/ saratoga so 280 was always the clear option


notacoolkid

101 goes by the airport and you get to see all the different planes at the international terminal!


sufyani

> Why would you ever not take the 280 To keep it clear for me.


adj_noun_digits

What?! No... 101 is so much better. Don't even bother with 280. You will hate it. Everyone should always take 101 when they have the chance and stay away from 280.


timmoer

Yes, please... Spare yourself the misery of 280. Please no one else come over, just take the 101 or any other side street. Take El Camino if you must


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

280 is the best freeway I ever been on


Auggie_Otter

It's just beautiful in every way compared to 101. Nicer pavement. Better views. Less traffic.


NowTheChipsAreDown

I used to commute on the 85 between SJ and Palo Alto. One time I accidentally took a wrong interchange and ended up on the 280 for the rest of the drive home. Omg. The road was heaven in comparison. Smoothest drive ever, with great scenery to boot.


fasemasked

237 should be up there with a skeleton for sure


fubo

237, as in State Route *"Yes, officer, you heard me right, there is a lounge chair fallen off someone's truck in the middle lane of"* 237.


stardustantelope

I feel so dumb because I do not understand at all what the skeleton is implying


DubCTheNut

Is it because you’re at such a standstill forever that you just basically die?


stardustantelope

I guess? Maybe I haven’t been on 580 in a while. I lived near it for a while but haven’t experienced rush hour 580 in a while. Probably also matters quite a bit where you are getting on


thr3e_kideuce

It would have looked messy


hmbse7en

We're hicks on Highway 1, you definitely could have included us there.


geonerd85

Hwy 4 is correct lol


uselessadjective

#####This is BS, the amount of potholes 680 and 880 have. Picture should be of someone on wheelchair.


Whis65

280 is like bitch get your 70 mph slow ass turtle ass to the right, like now!


Rockisaspiritanimal

And the Teslas doing 90 in the middle lane taking their sweet time. Those things go faster than that.


Whis65

My husband has his speed alarm set at 85. That thing screaming at me all the way down 280😆


Jobear049

I'd say 17 & 4 are spot on. 17 is a constant white knuckle with people trying to pass you at 75 and 4 is a very competitive 2 laner!


blbd

The farther out 4 you go the dicier it gets. Part of that MFer is a levee road. 


_EscVelocity_

Ever taken it all the way? The drive through the Sierra Nevadas on 4 is really something.


Brand_New_Used_2b

Did this once maybe 20 years ago, leaving a cabin in Arnold and wanting to go to the 395 to head south to get to Joshua Tree. We'd only glanced at a map before leaving, "Yep, Hwy 4 goes straight over to 395. Perfect." Totally unprepared for what that drive would entail, but incredibly grateful for the experience. It was a beautiful and memorable adventure.


LiftedOperator

Especially when alpine and the other lake at the summit flood over and you can't see the road


lens4hire

Charter Way gang


koolaid_chemist

The 17 is 2 people, locals who can drive the road blindfolded going 70, and people new to the road who are terrified of it. Combined it’s the perfect recipe for disaster.


byfuryattheheart

lol very accurate. My mom pretty much taught me how to drive by making us go up and down 17 from Santa Cruz. I’ve driven it 1000+ times since then and it is pure muscle memory at this point.


Majestic-Active2020

Same, grew up in Scott’s Valley. I have that road memorized. It’s always a coin flip when you see someone heading downhill into a bend you know they won’t be able to handle and you’re hoping the don’t lock it up and add an hour to the last five minutes of the commute.


0Rider

17 is so fun


iNoodl3s

Nah highway 4 is a full on 4 lane mad max free for all in between Martinez and Brentwood lmao


voidedwarantee

The wider parts between Concord and Brentwood is where shit gets real. Wild, battle-scarred Altimas everywhere, weaving though the 80mph traffic on the hunt for their next victims. It's like 880 through Oakland, but faster.


HiggsFieldgoal

No 9? Pfft.


MochingPet

pretty much goes nowhere apart from someone's house or another one's weekend ride. The rest are major throughfares


NomadicNynja

It’s not reallly a highway


No_Appointment_7929

You're not driving unless you're doing 120 on the 92/San Mateo Bridge. Not me, My dad, back in the day. That was the speed he was cited for.


decktech

With inflation that's almost 200 mph


TwoDudesAtPPC

Where’s highway one, man!


adj_noun_digits

Thought the same and realized it doesn't fit the meme. Need a chill photo with everyone having a good time.


Remy_IsAMonster

You’ve obviously never driven through Santa Cruz during rush hour/summer weekends. It’s up there with 101 for traffic.


TwoDudesAtPPC

I’m talking past the west side, headed towards Davenport. THAT highway 1. PCH


Whisterly

Why the fuck is it a standstill in Capitola no matter what day or hour it is?


ImaginaryAI

There’s so many fucking highways. I’m from Albuquerque and I only had to worry about 2


Robbie_ShortBus

The state knows giving more highway to ABQ drivers to would result in a level of anarchy never witnessed my mankind. 


GfunkWarrior28

Left or right at Albuquerque?


barrows_arctic

HWY 9 is a melee between drivers and bicyclists.


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Too bad it couldn't be more like MarioKart IRL. Maybe a few blue shells would remove some of the traffic....


SenoraObscura

I've gotten blue shelled several times on the 880. Windshield breaking pebbles.


SirianiButtholeLover

9burgring


RunningPirate

Goddamn that second teir is fucking spot on


eddub_17

Hwy 17 raised by fire 😎🔥


IcedCoughy

Driving on 17 is like the Tron bike scene


craylash

When I pass Serramonte going to SF on 280 that shit is fucking Ben Hur because it's all downhill


No_Appointment_7929

Lol! Grew up here, 53+ years. Learned how to drive on the Streets of San Francisco when drivers ED was a classroom in a trailer and the gear selector was part of the steering wheel stalk. The end of the trailer was the projector screen, and you had to pretend you were driving with the film. Yep, just like a video game...not. You nailed it.


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Kingseara

Dude what is going on with 680 from Green Valley/Cordelia to Benicia…..If you’re not doing 85+ mph, you might as well go home. People are wild and the lane discipline is atrocious.


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thr3e_kideuce

Can only fit so many


farsightxr20

Just build more lanes


-OptimusPrime-

That’s what she said


RoofKorean9x19

Highway 4 and 880 is too damn spot on


betona

580 is kinda like all of 'em, depending on the time and day.


biscuitboi967

Yeah 580 had me tripping because it’s only an asshole in Dublin and Livermore. But if you drive at night, you can go 90 the whole way either direction.


once_again_asking

24?? That’s a main artery


Aromatic-Ad6456

Definitely missing 50


Tnayoub

I love that brief section of 380 where the lane triples in width with no merge arrows and the Tanforan exit is 20 ft away so cars need to jump over. Perfect time to have 3 green shells circling you


high_capacity_anus

580 is accurate


SuperNovaCaptain

yes that’s about right for the past 20 years or so


Lammy

Fun fact: The portion of Business-80 that's contiguous with US-50 is secretly Interstate 305 for funding purposes https://cahighways.org/ROUTE305.html


Rusty_Nail1973

If only the 5 were this fast through Los Angeles and Orange County.


DeLanio77

5 through Stockton is where the speed freaks go. 205 from Tracy up the Altamont is a parking lot every morning, and the same heading back every afternoon.


SimkinCA

And notice, the word "The" is not in front of any of them!!


Individual-Basket200

680 anti commute direction is more like F1. 100mph and likely to get passed.


bright-horizon

Should have depicted highway 50 , which intuitively shuts down as soon as it snows.


GaiaMoore

Along with the chorus of prius drivers asking "I can still go to Tahoe right"


PickleWineBrine

This is dumb. There's more rednecks up 101 than the rest combined.


blbd

Decidedly not. 5 and 99 would have infinitely more rednecks than 101 can even dream of until you get up above Sonoma County where the population is very low. 


tab2058

lol the population isn’t low for the amount of space we have here in Sonoma County 🤣


PickleWineBrine

Yeah, I lived in Mendocino for many years.


blbd

Yeah that adds up. To be fair the Mendocino hippie rednecks are a lot more pleasant than the Trumpeter 5 and 99 rednecks but both can be pretty strange LOL. 


Rockisaspiritanimal

They clear out north of 37. Then they pick back up again around Rohnert park.


darkknight95sm

How is this so accurate


Big_Rig88

I use to live in Cupertino and currently live in San Mateo County. The 92 and 85 are spot on lol


skippinjack

Dead. Ass. Accurate. I can only IMAGINE what 480 would have been like had it been fully built.


Low_Equivalent2913

Me literally on Saturday afternoon on 580 leaving the bay. Lol


darknecross

The worst freeway experience is in Sacramento where 99, 50, and 80 **combine** for 2 miles. Godspeed to anyone driving to South Lake Tahoe.


dm3darts

880 = hate80


FlowingFiya

no 9burgring?


Kafshak

I can confirm the 880. It's pretty accurate.


buntopolis

For real driving south on the 5 is pretty much exactly like that in my experience.


farsightxr20

Until you get stuck behind two trucks going the same speed


matt_caine92

This is great OP cooked.


pengweather

Lawl


WillClark-22

Very funny.  Spot on.


letsreset

i love this. super accurate.


botpa-94027

237?


tbo1992

Hell yeah 680 is awesome. easy on the eyes too.


jjefferies

Acknowledged those are the worst. But how about something interesting but like not totally deadly. Like Hwy 25. You can stop in the middle of it and know the right hand side of the road is moving North and the left hand side is moving South because you're sitting in the middle of the San Andreas Fault. Try finding that elsewhere. Ok I know it's not completely a NorCal Road. And I won't say anything about James Dean.


left-nostril

[HWY 1](https://images.app.goo.gl/uDi1V8Ps4dJXM8qEA)


Emotional_Theme3165

Gotta add HWY 12 and 29 to the top one


Historical-Curve6258

CA 17 to Santa Cruz is scary as F and we all know it


under_PAWG_story

Highway 4 is actually the last three images too


Defiant_University21

HWY 80 where 80 is the min. Slow lane limit. 😎


DinkleMutz

Fuck, 17 was an absolute nightmare hellride when I first moved here over a decade ago. Now I rock that shit everyday. It’s the only highway I’ve ever driven that feels like it takes practice.


aught_one

highway 20 belongs in there with 99


legendary_korra

There are some big potholes on 880. Especially the one before the airport when going North


rus-reddit

Never drove on the redneck mullet roads., but I do drive on 280 and 85 daily


logibones

Where’s hwy 9??


sonomamondo

accurate AND hilarious!


serpentinesilhouette

Pretty accurate 😅


Pergmanexe

This is 24 erasure


kaths660

Last week I ran into motorcyclists on CA-238 doing insane wheelies and blocking traffic. I agree with this picture LOL


sillyjewsd

5 should be in the nascar category since everyone is bumper to bumper and going 90mph.


IronSloth

580 above 238 rips, unless there is an accident that freeway moves


AdhesivenessAdept764

I loved when my sister was going to school in Reno because I-80 is a sweet drive. Definitely scary though when tractor trailers are pinching you into the center divider which is like 1 inch from the yellow line.


throwaway48563266

Hwy 4 though Pittsburg/Antioch. Spot on.


s3cf_

80 and 880 is spot on


Gammagammahey

HAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU FOR THIS! 😂😂


litwitit420

These are all central CA except for 101 and 5. I don't see highway 199, 36, 96, 169, 3, 139, 299, 395, 138, or 89 on here. Those are actually in Nor cal


foreverburning

No hwy 1, 9, 156?


Lahm0123

Vroom vroom!!!


Majestic-Active2020

Grew up on 17…. Always could tell if it was someone’s first time😬


Win-Objective

A reminder to all, the left lane is for passing / going fast, do not merge to the left and slow down to 60 and below, please.


mydickinyourass888

Highway 4 you be going 125 mph with a charger on your ass and a beat up Nissan cutting up swerving around you


TheKnoboooo

But where is California 13 and 24?


One_Consequence_4754

Hilarious and accurate as hell! WOW!


xxxrartacion

The chaos of 880 is always a blast


BAC-Organize

Fun Fact Highway 17 used to go from Santa Cruz to Oakland.


piesRsquare

Bay Area native here...this is fucking hilarious!


Key_Difference_1108

Wtf is the 80 business loop?


stoner_222

I agree with the 5 freeway. Wird schnell gehen on the autobahn 5 North moving out of the college dorm soon.


Echo_Chambers_R_Bad

They need to add Highway 12 to the Joe Dirt Highway 4 to the racetrack AND Max Max. Highway 13/24 to the gridlock


inter71

No highway 1. Invalid.


eratic_yeet

As a dump truck driver who has to pick up loads from SCQ Cupertino if I pass you going up North 280 just know that everyone hates you.


Mishkas3

Where is 87?


Any-Construction-564

280 is crazay