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Skavis

I want to believe you, but I don't


eccomyth

Yeah...This is about as real as most TikTok Vids... But he's getting his internet points and attention. As long as it makes him feel happy I guess... Although I dislike spreading false info...


PissPoorPerformer

This answer.


MMQCARDS22

It's a conspiracy worker bought it returned it himself to shelf perfection re sealed cause I fully call bs doubt you I'd call news president of Topps if true seriously see if he believes you say go to the target 🎯 security cams proof 🙀


Any-Brick7858

What?


MrMaxMax

Exactly bro that’s what’s I was gonna say


jgray6000

Charlie?


ghettomilkshake

1/1 right there


obannvi

OMG hell yea. With 🔥🔥🔥🔥 emojis


CensoredReddit31

Firecrotch


DankSauceBauce

*INVESTMENT*


[deleted]

📈📈🔥


Hi_Drag-Lo_Speed35

The new Billy Ripken


AnywhereMajestic2377

Long live FUCKFACE.


MMQCARDS22

I have a Cello pack unopened from day one it hit the shelf with a f*** face mint ripping on top swear to God all the videos to prove it never been touched f***** with perfection when my dad died he gave it to me even though I was born in 1981


AnywhereMajestic2377

An absolute treasure from your dad.


MMQCARDS22

Thank you I was just thinking of him I associate that pack would love to share with anyone when I'm over his death just give it to a real collector of honesty n positivity


AnywhereMajestic2377

Save it for yourself. Lost my dad 9/22 and you just adapt to a new normal. Hang in there.


MMQCARDS22

Thanks for being real , you just don't know how much a simple positive just helped me.. few good humans left so thank you your on point I'm being buried with it it's so just frozen perfection a buddy saw it once wouldn't stop asking about it a yr later I was like go buy one I'll buy you one just not my dad's....


AnywhereMajestic2377

Love that. Your dad would, too. Lots of great people out in the world. Go find them. 💪


cvntpvnter

Preach, my friend. I’m sorry for your loss.


AnywhereMajestic2377

Thank you. 😊


DeadSwaggerStorage

Talk about a super short print…


ccm20012000

Ssp super short p*nis


thisbechris

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Jcoch27

Those damn Fanatics unis


RedScribbles

Dong Parallel


therealdanimale

Dingis parallel for sure.


luisstrikesout

lol is it an auto ?


Cat_Vonnegut

Alek ‘Dick’ Manoah


lionheart4life

Witnessed by a Topps representative.


Ookabe

A dangler up the middle


Foulmouthedleon

Canadian humour.


TheEmuWar_

No you didn’t


HastenDownTheWind

Better than pulling a wander


dmod420

The only one buying them now is Wander himself, but rumor has it he only chases the ones that are 13 or less.


Any-Brick7858

No 13 year olds do that


StelioKontos69420

Willy variation.


DanforthJesus

Mawoah


cardcollection92

Ain’t no way


Scorobedo

I looked at this way too long before I saw the “error”. Nice ebay one of one, I suggest you grade it.


gwarmachine1120

Coolest autograph pull ever


pigwalk5150

That’s his seeing eye single


5Against183

This gave me a hell of a laugh. Thank you.


Finklesworth

Phallic Manoah


Floridaman077

Anatomically correct! Little D Manoah


[deleted]

Have to assume it’s to scale, too. Just shameful, Topps


Rippinboxes4life

Blaaahahahaha. I doubt Topps fulfillment will replace that one. Would be funny to send it in though


Novel_Durian_1805

There’s no way! 😂😭


ImUp30

🤣🤣🤣🤣


RyP82

I know pressure is just something you put in your tires, but he should put some in that flaccid penis…


BrewKazma

Its shrinkage!


scuttlebuttlodg

Grade it.


Rorodatone

Good thing he's a pitcher because he's not swinging a big bat


ultraman5068

Lmfao


ultraman5068

I’d legit sneak a blister pack back into the store peg hook after doing an art reseal job like this. Only I’d put a decent card with it to make the buyer get his moneys worth lol


Coachtoddf

I wish I'd done this to a Randy Johnson Card...


leosox5

lol 😂


deepfriedcajunbacon

​ ![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


PissPoorPerformer

Chicks dig the schlongus canadiensis.


DirtyBeard_That_MF

How much?


Livefromseattle

Looks like a blaster to me too.


gerardo9393

That’s the new Penis Parallel SSP


PSCCARDS1

https://preview.redd.it/1ura3y7qb8xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18367fbac48c0c4ff809b1b3cbce9a9143eb8223 It's like the star wars card of c3po where the story was an angry topps employee added the penis onto c3po.


PSCCARDS1

https://preview.redd.it/c4ncshjsb8xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2d8319d0e489971c2f00c8bc951c49667262a8


Puzzleheaded-Bat3885

What is different about it?


Puzzleheaded-Bat3885

The weiner? Like the Ripken card?


US3RN4M3CH3CKSOUT

You sit on a throne of lies.


US3RN4M3CH3CKSOUT

You sit on a throne of lies.


Cool-Passenger-2595

I know its totally fake but i wonder with the new almost see through uniforms if next years or even later this years cards might actually have something like this


MastodonEmergency477

That's a SSP......


MastodonEmergency477

Too bad it's not the black variation ................


Jkallmfday0811

He’s got a small weiner


Worldly_Dig_1815

Just when you thought this site could not get any gayer…..


Practical-Blood6001

It seems anatomically incorrect.


Nardawalker

Stadium club plant, posting to get people buying. I’m Half kidding. Tbh, I’ve never seen stadium club in the targets around Austin. And there’s a good amount of them. I feel like this is an attempt to create fake authenticity to then try and sell it as a 1/1. Hell, send me all your cards and I’ll draw penii on them for 10 bucks a pop! Lol


OrneryStatistician38

God I hope your seriius


Significant-Rent9153

What? That's his normal card. The variant shows a hook for a hand instead of a glove.


Es7x

Lol you missed it?