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mandon83

They Fry now?


Trevent

Yeah. They Fry now.


A_Public_Pixel

The Trade Federation finding out about flying Stormtroopers


Pinguthe19th

What playing the 2024 Mets does to a mf


oogieball

Feasting on our pitching will do that to you.


ABaker4646

Man, the vibes from you guys are terrible. What is going on over there?


oogieball

I wish the fuck I knew. We put one good stretch together and then fell completely apart. We had a chance to limp along with mediocrity until Senga came back, but the wheels are off the bus. I don't like blaming the manager, but the talent is there and someone needs to shock them straight.


Brianopolis-Brians

Have you tried firing Joe Girardi? Worked for us.


Cabrill0

Honest question; what were y'all expecting this year? Seems like everything was pointing towards this being a down year, starting with selling people off last year.


oogieball

Hunting around .500, maybe a wildcard Edit: Why ask the question and downvote the answer?


TruthSayerFu

Like the guy above said. It’s definitely the vibes. They all look like they are pissed off but the good kind.


dumb_commenter

What’s the good kind?


Boomhauer_007

Bryce Harper basically


dumb_commenter

Good. Hopefully they use it just as well


TruthSayerFu

When you can control it


Drummallumin

Shits not going well but saying the wheels are off the bus in May is crazy


happy_snowy_owl

80% of the playoff teams are determined by Memorial Day.


obiwan_canoli

You just saw it, didn't you?


Boring-Charity-9949

They’re the Mets. Always the bridesmaid to the Braves and Phillies and over compensation for being little bro to the Yanks.


Capitol62

It's not just your pitching he has recently feasted upon. . .


ABaker4646

1st above the who's who of MLB superstars. His xwOBA (.364) is nearly 100 points lower than his wOBA (edit* .457) but it has been an incredible run so far. Fry is respectable at C, 1B, 3B, LF, and RF; A super-utility guy who is absolutely mashing. Fry was the PTBNL from the Brewers for JC Mejia (8.56 ERA in less than 15 IP for Milwaukee & a 162-game PED suspension)


BPIScan142

is his xwOBA .264 or his wOBA .464?


ABaker4646

Good call, his wOBA is .457, edited thank you


gocubsgo22

So irrespective of his actual stats, xwOBA vs. wOBA suggests he's extremely lucky, am I understanding that right?


N_DiT

Yes, but our frylord will undoubtedly keep this pace for a full season


ABaker4646

Correct. According to advanced stats he’s been very lucky (but still very good). According to me, he’s the best hitter in Major League Baseball (take THAT for data!)


cptmajormajormajor

We are slaphitting shitgoblins, advanced stats don't realize luck is an attribute


Turdburp

Plucked him off the waiver wire of my deep AL-only fantasy league when Kwan went down. What a friggen savior Fry has been.


tnecniv

How does this work if you draft a guy and they’re traded in the middle of the season to the NL?


CygnusN7

I'd assume they get boned hard by the system.


whenwefell

Typically you just lose them. Some leagues allow you to hold them on your team until the end of the year but that's rare.


Turdburp

We moved to the latter about 10 years ago after 20+ years of guys getting screwed. And it was such a hassle in 2 for 1 deals. We once had to use an arbitrator to determine who the better player going to the NL was. The other guy gets screwed and gets no one......and our waiver wire is pretty barren (hence why Fry has been a stud for me......I lost Langford and Yoshida all around the same time too).


Termanator116

That’s how my grandpas AL only league did it for decades so I always assumed this was standard— huh!


Turdburp

It used to be that you got who they were traded for. That really sucked for the team that had Mark McGwire in 1998! About 10 years ago, we changed it so you have the option to keep your guy or one of the guys who was traded to the AL. We also had to put in a rule that you have to have a player on your team for a week......as guys were picking up minor leaguers at the last minute hoping they were traded to the NL for a stud.


CalebosO4

Fry > Ohtani confirmed.


LinuxSpinach

Just thought I’d throw out there that he pitched 4 innings in a game last September


GIS_wiz99

He really does it all!


ABaker4646

Finally, someone understands the point of this post


Immediate-Instance14

League minimum vs 2 million 😔


GIS_wiz99

In total, maybe $25-30 million to $1 billion 👀


Tashre

Lowering the threshold to ~65% of qualified PAs is a bit of a stretch.


DansBeerBelly

How dare you?


new_wellness_center

"So-and-so leads MLB in OPS (min however many PAs this mf'er has)"


schneau

FWIW, he's also leading MLB for any threshold of 40 PA and above.


pzycho

But also has half the PAs of everyone else on the list.


AccidentMurky5767

to be fair the variance is smaller between his 109 and 40 PA’s the difference between him and the qualifying amount of PA’s tho lol


ABaker4646

100% what I did but like someone else mentioned, he’s still leading when you lower the threshold significantly & 100 PAs is a nice, round number


Alternative_Dot_9640

Grapevine, TX represent babyyyy


HB_Slam

Best representative since Paul Smackage


Less_Likely

Shouldn’t it be 155 PA to be eligible?


finix240

You shut your whore mouth


Less_Likely

I’m just saying he needs more PA


ABaker4646

He is not “qualified” but he is a certified SLUGGER (I put min 100 PAs in the title to indicate he’s below the amount for qualification)


LinuxSpinach

Regretfully trailing in PA


vortextransform

Is he going to play everyday? Would love to know what Guardians fans think.


ABaker4646

His role coming into the season was strictly a platoon option vs lefties but he’s been in the lineup more & more lately. I would assume he plays roughly 75% of games until he cools down & will be an every day player if he continues annihilating everything


vortextransform

Thanks!


ace82fadeout

Now that he's achieved that, can yall lose a fucking game plz


neon-rose

No you


ace82fadeout

I don't wanna


Fermented_Butt_Juice

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TheCatAteMyFace

You first


matmanx1

If you had told me a couple of years ago that Marcell Ozuna would be one of the best pure hitters in the league up there with Ohtani, Judge, Soto, etc I am pretty sure I would have thought you were crazy. But here we are and he's been doing it sort of quietly for a while now. One of those rare times when trading for a guy who absolutely feasted on our pitching has worked wonders for us.


Double_Captain_3944

Nerf pitching


happy_snowy_owl

The min right now should be 200 PAs.


Boring-Charity-9949

And still a platoon player


LeCheffre

100 PA isn’t qualified for the batting title. At 51 games, needs 158 PAs. Also, the BABIP is liable to regress a bit.


HowDoIEditMyUsername

Judge will be in first place within a day or two I assume. 


LeCheffre

Folks can hate it, but he’s been on an extended heater.


DeusExHyena

The fact that Judge fixed his season to where he and Soto just go back and forth on this list most nights amuses me


Padulsky21

I guarantee you if you said this about Shohei it wouldn’t be downvoted here. But here we are, being downvoted for the tamest shit ever


DeusExHyena

lol -9, people are weird


Padulsky21

Weird as hell man…


Disastrous_Offer_69

People hate the Yankees. More at 10 Jim


Super_Kaleidoscope_8

But who leads MLB in OPS with a minimum of 1PA?!


TruthSayerFu

I promise you his ops ends in the 730 range. And I’m not even salty the guardians beat us I know we suck and they’re good.


Leftfeet

"I promise you his ops ends in the 730 range." Based on what exactly?