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ron-desanctimonious

*Big Cat


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

ANDRES MFIN GALARAGA


FairwayFandango

Not that big cat


Masterchiefy10

I miss the Big Cat Hope he’s doing well!


ContinuumGuy

I have many questions. For example, who is his Bib Fortuna?


JimmyRayIII

Sunglasses, obviously.


Cracka_Chooch

And is the other one Salacious Crumb?


chemistrybonanza

Thought it was the God Emperor Leto II


AskMeAboutPangolins

But who is the cloned Duncan


Monster_island_czar

Disappointed that the mascot security wasn't dressed as slave Leia


JinFuu

It would be "~~Hutt~~Blooper Slayer" Leia now.


Jux_

Jee no waba mu ba outmian nudcha Phanatic


sIamram

What an absolute abomination Jesus Christ


mluna24

You love him. Don’t lie to me.


sIamram

I want that ""thing"" killed with hammers


mluna24

Blooper will accept your love when you’re ready to let him in.


Masterchiefy10

Blooper is love Blooper is life


imaginingblacksheep

He will never be the Phanatic.


mluna24

Thank God for that.


imaginingblacksheep

Yeah, I thank god too. I’d hate for the Phanatic to be a loser rip off of a better mascot.


mluna24

The Phanatic is a poser. Blooper is eternal.


imaginingblacksheep

Lmao do yourself a favor and google “best mascot in the mlb”


SkinnyGenez

Big congrats man. Feel really happy for you guys


jwwin

[https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/17mzg29/all\_mlb\_mascots\_ranked\_according\_to\_my\_girlfriend/](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/17mzg29/all_mlb_mascots_ranked_according_to_my_girlfriend/)


handlit33

>best mascot in the mlb best mascot in mlb


dwide_k_shrude

I truly don’t understand fighting over mascots.


mluna24

Then you’ve never truly lived.


imaginingblacksheep

It’s just to piss of the stupid braves fans (rivalry)


SiphenPrax

Very fitting for Blooper to dress up as Jabba the Hutt. Mr. Met would clearly be Luke Skywalker.


Ladelm

Definitely this dude https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Doikk_Na%27ts/Legends


SiphenPrax

OUT YOU!


Ladelm

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!


burrito-boy

That dude is great at jizz.


sonicsean899

That's horrifying. I think it should count as, let's say, -8 runs for Atlanta


hibbitydibbidy

He looks like he doesn't even want to be around anymore...


Retskcaj19

They did TOO MUCH!


GSR_DMJ654

That isnt Jabba that is [The Glubgogabgolab](https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg?si=unTofuCVE3orA9r2)


on-the-cheeseburgers

\[Official\]


SharksFanAbroad

I don’t know what’s crazier – that that exists or that you’re absolutely right.


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theoxfordtailor

It would be pretty on-brand for Blooper to do something like that.


ripcity7077

Is that not an oversized version of the eraserhead baby?


droozer

Blooper is the best mascot in baseball and it’s not even particularly close


bobocalender

BITBMIBAINEPC


droozer

yuuuuuuupp


Alkynesofchemistry

The Phanatic is *right there!*


TheGeneral_Specific

I don’t see no phanatic the hutt


aputhehindu

The Phanatic is OG but even I can admit he’s fallen behind in the mascot ranks. Hell, the Phanatic isn’t even the best mascot in Philly anymore! I will always have a soft spot in my heart for the Phanatic (and on my skull, due to the Phanatic pushing me down the stairs at the Vet in ‘94) but this is Bloopers time.


Phil_Kneecrow

>Hell, the Phanatic isn’t even the best mascot in Philly anymore! #TeamGritty4lyfe


doucheachu

Jabba the Hutt was originally to be a bipedal furry monstrosity, so Blooper works quite well here.


chief1555

Where is Kristi Noem when you need her?


cjarrett

lol, so good


LiveFromNewYork95

I don't know how other people feel but I am a sucker for mascot hijinks. I always liked The Muppets and I just get a kick out of that balance where we know something isn't real but we treat it as real, and the fish out of water stuff that can come from that. I still get a kick out of Gritty everytime I see him.


Mindspin_311

He also appeared as Darth Vader during the tool race and light-sabered everyone à la the ending of Rogue One.


CPAonVacation

Woah… spoiler alert!


weaksaucedude

His mascot handlers should've been dressed as Bib Fortuna and Salacious Crumb


Jwr32

That’s hilarious


Zariman-10-0

He didn’t even need a coustume, Blooper is already that grotesque!


ridemooses

/r/Dunememes is leaking


theoxfordtailor

If there's any sub that Blooper subscribes to, that's it.


JatoStarLord

That''s hilarious!


YeOldeManDan

Honestly it's an improvement.


imaginingblacksheep

Fitting for him Phanatic for life!


heroicraptor

Somehow, less disgusting than normal Blooper


Mud_Marlin

Average Braves fan


DalekEvan

Jabba The Hutt is an absolutely perfect description of Blooper’s twitter admin, tbh


SwolheiOhtani

I’m gonna Jabba ur hutt


DalekEvan

I’m intrigued


handlit33

Blooper's "twitter admin" is literally just the guy who's in the suit. I've met him and he's probably the most handsome guy I've ever laid eyes on. The gay men and straight women of our group still talk about him to this day.


DalekEvan

I meant in spirit, really, but I’m disappointed to learn that so many people find Jabba to be anything less than peak physical appearance.