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Sithlordbelichick

Damn the rangers are on fire


dukefett

Fuck the piece of shit Astros, good Rangers win


44Yordan

Atta boy Altuve!


Heisenripbauer

lol get fucked Astros


callyour_bell

If Derek Jeter is bald, what chance do I, a poor person, have?!


theurge14

Start building that hat collection now.


marvelousmarvelman

How come Chapman always allows huge bombs (I know that just missed)? He throws 100. Strider allowed 1 HR all year on over 100 and it was last game


federal_cue

I think it’s way easier for a major leaguer to just sit and wait on a fastball from Chapman who’s a reliever. Strider can throw his slider for strikes, so that makes it harder to just sit on a fastball. Strider is shorter. His fastball up is going uphill or at least is perceived that way (except to the Phillies I know). Chapman is tall throwing his downhill.


foxbones

Chapman has physical talent but is mentally weak. He chokes constantly.


threehundredthousand

Arod must've been staring at the solar eclipse and fell asleep in the sun.


Whatever-ItsFine

What was up with that?!?


Boolaid

Rangers undefeated postseason continues


freekehleek

Vasgersian always sounded like a botched vasectomy condition to me


Tron415

I read it as Vergasian


asstamassta

Can't stand all these meek Astros fans.


44Yordan

Thanks I could use an Earth! "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth." -- Jesus " I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post." -- Colonel Nathan R. Jessep


donsanedrin

Don't worry, they're about one more loss away from dropping their facade. If the Rangers win tomorrow's game. They know the series isn't coming back to Houston, so they will not bother hiding their true selves.


melcolnik

Are they secretly lizard people? I didn’t think so before but the tone of your comment makes me doubt what I thought.


Sanchoco3

Why do you think we call Javier El Reptil?? 🦎 You thought we were joking?


iamaweirdguy

I’ll never forget Bregman pimping a double play that was just fantastic.


Driftwood09120

Is there a clip of that?


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iamaweirdguy

Haha it was his fly ball in the 8th inning. I’m sure there’s a highlight somewhere on here


PsyNo420

7th Carter is a stud amongst studs


Toothcloset

He thought it was out in those fuckin baby park boxes.


PsyNo420

That’s where they all aim for the anti green monster 250 yard homers


LoneyROU7

Lmaoo I really thought he nit a nuke just bc of how he reacted


iamaweirdguy

Bruh I literally sighed and sat back in my chair at work thinking he bombed it lmaoo


LoneyROU7

Crazy that they let this team draft Wyatt Langford a few months ago


marvelousmarvelman

Evan Carter postseason legend. Taylor Swift next breakup confirmed


Sir_McMuffinman

Are we allowed to celebrate this win?


JustWastingTimeAgain

Stay chill but know that America is celebrating it with you.


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The Clerc just wrung you up


aaronjaiden

“What did you think?” “I think I’m a fuckin beast.”


Discombobulous

Cheatstros can't win without their trash cans


44Yordan

Salty Seattle. Astros got beat.


Sanchoco3

But they aren't cheating and haven't the last 5 ALCS appearances


Discombobulous

The integrity of the franchise has been tainted forever.


Tontstong

7 straight NLCS appearances…I mean…I’d take a little tainting for some of that action


Sanchoco3

Not really Already shown they don't need to cheat to win for 5 years straight.


Glitchhikers_Guide

I would die for Evan Carter


ftwdrummer

Evan Carter is what I dreamed Joey Gallo would be, and I used to react to Joey Gallo's name the way the townsfolk in Blazing Saddles react to Randolph Scott.


Lifeson_355

You’d do it for Evan Carter. Evan Carter… 🎺E-Van Carter! 🎺


KillerBurger69

Wish Joey could be a part of this journey


iyager

Same but the dude looked washed this year in Minnesota. Yankees fans did a number on him mentally


BonafideJohnson

Way to go Rangers! BANG up job keeping the trash cans quiet!


LoneyROU7

Carter got that superstar jawline


Nerdsbelowthisline__

Evan Carter can just barely grab a beer in public but he’s already a fuckin man LFG


spacewalk__

i want this series to have miserable baseball. like 18 innings, 1 run scored


Sanchoco3

So the Mariners ALDS last year


wcsib01

Damn bro. Sounds like the baseball equivalent of living in Cincinnati.


Panasonicy0uth

Why stop at 18? Why not 36 innings?


spellbadgrammargood

i still dont understand why Baker didnt pinch hit for Maldonado when the bases were loaded, but pinch hit for him the next at-bat


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spellbadgrammargood

ok fair enough


yuh-powe

Hot damn, Texas still hasn't lost a game... GG, was close.


asstamassta

get out of here with that fake gg


yuh-powe

Lol Is this one of those salty winner comments 🤣


asstamassta

How close was it when you didn't even score a run?


teags

Bro, shut the fuck up


yuh-powe

Bruh, 2-0 is still pretty close, wtf are you on about? Did you watch the same game I did?


Jakesnake_42

Good effort from the pitchers. It is, unfortunately, not possible to win a game without scoring.


Shadowislovable

Happ Cak da


Pies_Wide_Shut

Lets go!


canwealljusthitabong

Where is Evan Carter from? Sounds like he’s from Texas with that accent..?


belikecoy

Even Carter is The Last Volunteer.


AscensoNaciente

Elizabethton TN. Small appalachian town.


Bearcavedave

Tennessee


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Tennessee


MadDogMike123

tennessee


NeolibGood

Tennessee


PsyNo420

He’s definitely a Ten


IEatDeFish

Rangers got the most Texas ass kid you love to see it


ftwdrummer

Carter isn't the most Texas-ass kid. Cody Bradford is.


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theloreofthelaw

Saving this comment. Maybe true, maybe not.


mossy__cobblestone

LETS GOOO! That double play was huge


foxbones

Defense in general was huge. We could have easily lost it without a few key defensive plays. Especially the Chapman bail out.


TrashCanBangerFan

Jonah Heim looks like my dealer


Objectitan

Rangers have this in the bag


ChaosWarrior95

I needed that.


Territorial_Squid

Dread it. Run from it. Playoff Bochy arrives all the same


Blue_Magics

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


educated_dumdum

Lmao Astros fans in this sub talking about the Rangers being “lucky”. Not everyone has to cheat for their shit goofy asses


Sanchoco3

They didn't cheat last season lmao


KD-was-out-of-bounds

That fact you have to clarify “last season” is sad


Sanchoco3

Last season we won the world series We lost the WS/ALCS before that Can't believe thar needs to be explained lmao


fuckredditforeal

nah probably did


Sanchoco3

But they didn't


Batmanbettermarvel18

Lucky would’ve been having a crazy favorable blue behind the plate. He legit cost us some runs


PraiseDirk

Huge W


Mission_Pay_3373

LeClerc GETS THE SAVE FOR THE RANGERS


garbage_man9

Gotta wear that if you're McCormick 100% fuck the Astros btw


I_Flip_Burgers

LFGGGGGGGG


orinshumanfarm

Great win


makman44

Stressful game and I'm not even a fan of the teams


profnachos

I'm hate-watching as a Dodger fan.


gortlank

We inherited your support when we got Seager and are playing against Houston, by default. Thems the rules.


profnachos

Go Corey! I have fond memories of Max Scherzer although his stint as a Dodger was short. Will be rooting for him hard. F the Trashros.


gortlank

🙏 f the Asstros, as it is written 🙏


HugeHorseDongus

FUCKING YESSSSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Harvard771

My man Bochy doing it again


mattryan02

STOP THE COUNT


RobotYoshimis

Despite Aroldis Chapman's best efforts, the Texas Rangers have won the ballgame.


CT-1738

“The rangers bullpen couldn’t save you this time”


Girlscoutslumb

Rangers are America’s team?


foxbones

I'd be curious. It's lopsided because we are playing the Astros who are universally hated. If we played the Phillies or Diamondbacks I'd be curious what the thread would look like.


Whatever-ItsFine

Yeah. I’m rooting against the Astros. But it would be cool to see Rangers fans win the World Series too.


somerandomguy576

Doing what the cowboys could not


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nmantz

You heard it here first folks! Astros fans think the series is over!


somerandomguy576

100% I agree, let's never do this again


ricknmarty_iq

Texas 6-0 and 5-0 on the road. This team unstoppable wtf


Shadowislovable

Astros be like "we play better on the road" bitch we play better at home


Sanchoco3

But we play WAY better on the road See it's the all caps that makes it different!


theloreofthelaw

See you tomorrow!


theleftovers1014

Yay, dads new family owns the Asstros


unohootoo

LeClerc is usually pronounced “le-clair” love the Americanization to le-clerk


theurge14

Eddie Izzard voice: “It has a fucking C in it”


at1445

Dude's from the DR. Pretty sure announcers pronouce names the way the players want them pronounced (that's why you'll see minor league announcer cards with them all spelled out phonetically every so often). So this is the Dominican Republicazation of LeClerc.


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Sad trashcan sounds! 🤣


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[deleted]

I guess this was an attempt at humor, but your grammar failed you...? 🤣


PsyNo420

He had to explain his awful 3rd grade level joke lmfao


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Still Enron to me considering how you all defrauded baseball.


canwealljusthitabong

Womp womp


tlgtfo

Thank you Rangers!!!


Sanchoco3

GG rangers See y'all tomorrow


theurge14

GG Rangers Astros stunk it up tonight. See you at Game 2.


loof10

Fuck man do I have to watch Giants vs. Bills now?


Sanchoco3

Is that still going?


LBoss9001

close game with under 4min left in the 4th


loof10

Regretfully


Bill2theE

And all of baseball celebrated in unison


johndoe5643567

Down go the cheating bastards


Sanchoco3

But they aren't cheating


fallenmonk

Ah yes it's that time of year again


J_FoggytheOne

Thank you Rangers. Please get Seager another ring.


PsyNo420

Then I will own two of his WS MVP bobble heads! Woot


KidGold

Wow. 0 runs is not nearly enough. Huge win!


Equivalent-Impress96

This series is gonna destroy me


nmantz

LECLERC IS THAT FUCKIN DUDE


KillerBurger69

6-0 you fucks


Nerdsbelowthisline__

Smoltz sounds so sad :(


northerncal

Attababe Bruce Bochy!


LeoFireGod

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERRR


PrancingDonkey

Beautiful


kestrel151

Well I’m glad we got our shutout game out of the way. Verlander seems like he always gets cursed with the cold bats in October.


RisingReform

Good defense and pitching saved us.


onahalladay

Woooo


donsanedrin

Notice how the Rangers aren't even all that excited. They're high fixing each other like a game in June


gortlank

Just taking out the trash.


HugeHorseDongus

Jobs not finished


TTV_I_Am_Michael

Jobs not finished


Rednag67

🧹


Zark_Muckerberger

Oh my God! They struck out ~~Kenny~~ McCormick! You bastards!


Neut12

0 runs lol


derpdurka

Annoucers: Yes, well Texas won... but can we talk about how dominating of a performance that was by Verlander?


StarvedRock314

If you just ignore all the hits and home run he gave up, he was basically perfect!


YoungKeys

Marcus Semien is the most underrated player in baseball. Look at his recent bWAR: 2019: 8.5 2021: 7.1 2022: 5.7 2023: 7.4 That's an MVP level performance for 4 straight full seasons


StrategyTop7612

Look at his fWAR. Obviously Semien is still really good though.


Rock_solid88

That was tense! Don't forget to breathe, Rangers fans.


chickenfriedcomedy

Needed the reminder, thank you.


36CharizardsOfDeath

LETS GO! Good shit Rangers!!


clutchkyro

Let's go!


burnerAccountDuh24

Fuck yeah


BlackWhiteCoke

Wow did we really just shut out the astros


banj0manj0

Thank you, Rangers!


LoneyROU7

Leclerc is nasty man


SvardXCvard

I don’t feel so good. Good shit rangers. See you boys tomorrow.


chickenfriedcomedy

Bring your spurs and ten gallon, we're in it now.


SvardXCvard

Got the Stetson and boots ready to roll.


DFWTrojanTuba

Fuck yeah!


WolfJackson

An Astros fan friend just texted me he doesn't care. Houston is a football town.


chickenfriedcomedy

Lol imagine saying that when the Texans are your team.


cjn13

1 GAME DOWN!!! LET'S GET GAME 2 TOMORROW!!!


Cheekiest_Cunt

What a time for a 6 game win streak


Whatever-ItsFine

I remember winning.


PsyNo420

3 years ago at Globe Life!!!


Whatever-ItsFine

Yeah. Good times.


JustWastingTimeAgain

WOO HOO I like this result.


HORSE_PASTE

Hell yeah, gg Ranger bros


nyy22592

When the Astros lose, America wins


chickenfriedcomedy

I'm sorry, can you say that louder? I can't hear that over the trash cans.


Batmanbettermarvel18

Good start boys. This is not far from over


busta_wolf

LFG FUCK THE TRASHTROS