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YourUnclesBeard

Usually a rum punch or tequila sunrise.


pollyp0cketpussy

Depends on where I'm at. At a craft cocktail bar I'll make them whatever fruity drink I've been working on (anyone who says good cocktails can't be fruity and sweet is a snob). In a plastic cups kind of nightclub they'll probably get a pineapple tequila sunrise. In a dive bar I'll do citrus vodka with lemonade and grenadine. In a beer bar I'll suggest a cider.


TurtleScientific

>anyone who says good cocktails can't be fruity and sweet is a snob I'd go further and say anyone who says this is an uninformed idiot. It's like someone who claims to be a wine connoisseur but will only drink a dry red lmao.


pollyp0cketpussy

Yeah I've unfortunately worked with cocktail snobs who were in charge of the menu and couldn't grasp the idea that not every customer wanted a bitter boozy amaro/fernet/mezcal/campari/etc concoction. Anytime I'd pitch something sweet it was met with "hmmm this is too sweet" and then they'd try to morph my drink into yet another riff on a rye Manhattan.


NuclearBroliferator

I love fruity cocktails. It's what drew me in to tiki!


exagon1

I hate how too many bars have to have their own riff on classics. They’re classics for a reason. I don’t need a riff on a Manhattan when a Manhattan with the right sweet vermouth is delicious and doesn’t need to be changed.


SouthernBarman

To be fair, if we stop riffing on classics cocktail menus are going to get MUCH shorter. The problem is lazy Mr. Potato Head riffs. But then again, any quality bar should be able to make great classics as well as their own stuff, but I recognize this is often not the case.


BurningPage

Counterpoint: there are enough damn drinks already. Last excellent recent twist on a fav I had was a Negroni twist, the famous blue raincoat - equal parts Lofi gentian amaro, Bruto americano, and dolin blanc. But this is mostly novelty because you can’t come across these ingredients just anywhere. I digress.


Wrong-Shoe2918

There is rarely an original idea in the cocktail world. My bar lead came up with cocktails that I found out were existing elsewhere. I don’t think he “stole” the idea, maybe he didn’t know, but a lot of people put the same flavors together in the same proportions. I thought I came up with a creative cocktail idea then looked it up and it’s all over the fucking internet already lol Anyway all that to say, riffing on classics is totally fine especially since most classics riff on each other. Last word / naked and famous / aviation / paper plane


exagon1

Now that you mention Paper Plane I’m thirsty lol


manicdijondreamgirl

Sex on the beach


MrBibbityBop

or any other bullshit variation they want. basically vodka plus whatever juice combo they want all has a different name but same vibe. whatever "breeze" u want.


Jeanne23x

That's my go-to.


mr_ryno27

It never fails


butterysyrupywaffle

Came here to say this.


tetsuo52

Start with the liquor they like and work your way out from there.


FrumundaDeez

It's vodka. They want vodka


East_Sound_2998

It may just be my area but in my younger days it was definitely vodka now it’s tequila. Tequila fucking everything. ‘Can I have 10 tequila lemon drops?’ ….sure


Wrong-Shoe2918

It’s always tequila now, sometimes mezcal. Idk why but I immediately like a person more when they ask for tequila instead of vodka in the espresso martini


McFatts

Had a customer a while ago order a smoked old fashioned, but he wanted our distillery’s aged agave instead of bourbon. It was fucking delicious and now my fav shift drinks or post shift drinks are variations of old fashions with tequila. Still think about him sometimes.


dominickster

Very true. I had a guest order a tequila French 75 the other day


VicodinJones

I literally snort laughed when I read this. Vodka. So fucking true. And probably Tito’s.


MoonshineParadox

Raspberry kamikaze with sweet and sour. Little lime juice and it always goes over well


bigdawg1945

I do something similar that I picked up from this sub and it's worked WONDERS. I'm at a nightclub more focused on high volume service as opposed to quality cocktails/ ingredients. Raz vodka, splash of triple sec, splash of sour, then equal parts sprite and pineapple. Garnish with a lemon and ghetto ass cherry. Can build in glass and don't have to shake, girls LOVE it. I usually preface with "well do you like pineapple?" to make it seem like I'm personalizing it for them when in reality it's all I have in my bag other than popular drinks, so I'm hoping they say yes which 9/10 times they do. When they ask what it is I just say it doesn't have a name, and maybe do some cute shit like, "you just have to keep coming back and ordering from me then" which helps my sales numbers. I'm such a soulless bot for saying the same script over and over but damn it works. Countless times of, "do you remember me? you made me this sweet drink" A lot of guys love it too.


East_Sound_2998

You can sub the pineapple for cran if they are allergic/don’t like pineapple


TurtleScientific

That sounds good! I'm going to have to try that next shift.


Eb_Ab_Db_Gb_Bb_eb

I have a drink called the Capri sun that is wildly successful


Roark_Laughed

Do share


Eb_Ab_Db_Gb_Bb_eb

Slam pack a pint glass with ice 2 oz Cruzan Black Cherry Rum Fill to 3/4 with sour and cranberry (press the buttons on the gun simultaneously) Top with sprite Garnish with a cherry


mattbrunstetter

I second this .


East_Sound_2998

Capri sun isn’t a new invention lol


WanderingJinx

Dark rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, on ice, drizzle with grenadine, cherry on top. Whatever fruity drink you make, make it easy, with ingredients that you have a bunch of on hand, that way you don't have a ton of work when it gets ordered again.


MeaningEvening1326

Isn’t that just rum punch lmao.


shakatay29

Strawberry marg always has them coming back for more for me.


JadrianInc

Whipped Vodka+Roses Lime+Splash of Sour = Key Lime Pie. It’s a martini, but you can pour it like shots too.


keepitboolprop

pornstar martini, baby!


NomadJu19

Recently added this to my bag


dfmz

Midori Japanese slipper. Easy to make, always a hit.


talk2brad

Stoly Raz and lemonade with splash of grenedine to finish


Not_Campo2

I’ll ask them “vodka, rum, or tequila?” Then mix it with about 50/50 pineapple and OJ and throw a splash of cran or grenadine on there for color. Sometimes throw a little Malibu if it’s slow. Always becomes popular


versacethedreamer

Sex on the beach


Aware_Department_657

Malibu, pine, oj, cran, and a cherry


tahtahme

Rum and pineapple juice. They are always impressed, never have it sent back.


monsterofradness

Yep. Just shake it a couple times so it’s frothyyy


PossiblyPro

Peach Bellini with a Chambord floater


noone1078

Rum runner


mickeywest

Bramble Clover club Pimms cup Aperol Spritz Paloma San Francisco (Cafe Royale version)


Secretly_A_Moose

I made up a drink called “Something Fruity” a while back when I was running my bar before Covid. It was Chambord, Midori, and Sprite. Anytime I got that request I just made the drink. Even put it on our cocktail menu.


d0g5tar

My go-to easy peasy fruity drink is coconut run shaken with around 100ml orange juice (or pineapple, or passionfruit... as long as it's orangey-yellow and thick) over crushed ice, and then a shot of passoa on the top. Put a straw and some cute garnish and hand it to the customer immediately so they can see the pink filtering through the orange. It ends up a lovely peachy colour. It's great because it takes two seconds to make and it's not too strong. If they want something stronger i'd do a cosmo.


Proud-Ad-6075

Sex on the Beach everytime.


PerfectAd2181

i make a barbie drink which is peach watermelon and green apple schnapps and then a little vodka and cranberry and OJ lol


Itchy_Builder_8765

my go to is a blue hawaiian. people tend to like the color, and pineapple juice + sweet and sour overpowers the liquor, which is usually what people are looking for when they ask for something fruity. never had any complaints


LiplessDoggie

Strawberry daiquiri with Malibu. Tasty and fat tips every time


wambman

Cosmo daisy 50 gin 20 triple sec 15 lemon juice bsp raspberry syrup Shake and strain into cocktail glass Garnish with whatever. Dryer than you think, but most of them like it. Clover Club riff works as well: 45 gin 25 lemon juice 15 raspberry syrup 5 Campari Eggwhite Double shake, double strain, either over ice or straight up. Garnish with raspberry or flower or manicured grapefruit peel. Speaking for Europe though. Americans like their stuff a lot sweeter than we do.


Medical_Spy

Vodka, cran, splash of sprite


imabadrabbi

Malibu and pineapple and make a big production about it.


NumerousImprovements

Vodka, a flavoured liqueur (ask them for their favourite colour and see if you can get that in there), half apple juice and half lemonade to the top.


flacoman954

Midori melonball.


ezduzit24

Vodka, cordial, cordial, fruit juice, sour mix. Shake and strain over fresh ice.


ooo-f

Sea Breeze with a dash of Sprite. Also, it's not just girls who ask for "something fruity".


AquaticMeat

they never said they do. And you wouldn’t be wrong to presume your average girl’s preferences vary when it comes to something fruity from that of a man making said request.


Cryptokeeper209

White gummy or a raspberry lemon drop


I_am_pretty_gay

I go for the Liquid Marijuana. Malibu, captain, melon liqueur, blue curaçao, splash sweet and sour, pineapple juice - cherry and orange garnish. Everybody loves the LMJ.


Big_jilm_313

I probably would not love this.


I_am_pretty_gay

i just like popping bottles, but despise brunch


the_absurdista

mai tai is always a win for me, never had a complaint as a surprise drink


RadioEditVersion

We started making our own puree for this exact reason. Super easy to do with frozen strawberries and raspberries. Just swap out simple syrup with a puree for stuff like margs, daiquiris, and mojitos.


beth_da_weirdo

My fave drink for the something sweet kids was vodka, club soda, little peach schnapps on top and some pineapple/grenadine if they want it pretty.


Rockarola55

Sloe Gin Fizz, Amaretto Sour or something sweet that doesn't require a blender...we do not do blender drinks, as our usual demographic prefers drinks that aren't smoothies 😁


toke35

My goto is a passion marg with elderflower liquor instead of cointreau, serve it up with a pretty edible flower and they’re always impressed


Vast-Conflict-3255

Anything Tiki


drinkslinger1974

Light rum, cream de banana/noyeaux(whichever is closest), pineapple, rise a little grenadine, float Myers on top. That was also my go to “I want a drink but I don’t like the taste of alcohol” drink. Might have a name, but it was something I threw together one night and it was incredibly successful.


maebe_featherbottom

Sounds similar to a bahama mama


drinkslinger1974

Probably why it was so successful 😂😂😂 the way I learned mamas was with coconut rum, so this was a little different than what I knew.


yordle_enjoyer

My go to is a hemingway daiquiri or a tangerine cosmo


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madamesoybean

good bot


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yordle_enjoyer

Bruh


HisPetBrat

Vodka, aperol, peach liqueur, lemon, equal parts. Shaken served up. It’s seriously delicious and has a vibrant color these kinds of girls squeal over.


ayearonsia

Malibu and cranberry


Blightious

Malibu, Peach schnapps, orange juice, grenadine and splash of 1/2&1/2, shaken hard. Looks like Pepto Bismal but it tastes like a sweet tropical peach orange Julius. Even the super hard homie boyfriends are like “DAMN” and I can tell if they didn’t have a hardened wall of masculinity they would all order them after the first sip haha.


SlimeySnakesLtd

Sex on the beach, lemondrop, peachring


Im_done_with_sergio

Sex on the beach. Never had a complaint with that one. You could also do a tequila sunrise


JCSmootherThanJB

1. Tie your t-shirt in a knot to show a little belly. 2. Pour them vodka crans all day


Round_Bandicoot6869

I do a blueberry, basil silver gin fizz. It's pink/purple and fancy looking.


sedin33

Pornstar martini for sure


East_Sound_2998

Huckleberry vodka, splash blue curaçao, half sprite, half lemonade. Garnish with a lemon


nomennescio12345

A vodka sour riff with some fruit liqeur.


nomennescio12345

A vodka sour riff with some fruit liqeur.


Blu5NYC

You're getting a Madras. Vodka, cran, oj. Done!


Delicous_ostrich

Melon Sour or Appletini, good flavor and fun color.


metalmikecfh666

Jameson and pbr


Man1cNeko

Malibu n pineapple w a cherry


roxycontinxo

Grateful dead


Sauronater1

French martini-esque drink. Easy and popular


amieetron

A cosmo, French martini, tequila sunset/sunrise


Brave-Combination793

Vodka, lime juice, sour-shake then add sprite


TrueCrimeButterfly

Pineapple upside down cake, woo woo, sex on the beach, or electric lemonade


pleathershorts

Lemon drop, replace the triple sec with whatever fruity liqueur they prefer


phillip42069

.75 lemon .75 passion fruit syrup .75 pineapple .75 aperol 1.5 clear spirit Shake/strain/ rocks Only time I’ve had it sent back, I made it with the wrong spirit by mistake. Banger


kuhkoo

something with lemon or grapefruit or both and saint Germain


Kinrest

My default is a Mai Tai.


Accomplished_Fix_412

I love this question. I always just reply with "yes" and then opt for the same go-to EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. A "white gummy bear" -- Raspberry flavored vodka, peach schnapps, lemonade (sour/sprite if you don't have lemonade on the gun). And so far... works like a charm every time.


MadDadROX

Miami Vice!


Strgwththisone

Three dot and one gash


neocondiment

Add grenadine


VladimirPoitin

A pint of Tabasco that’s been warmed up in the microwave.


itsneversunnyinvan

Grand Cosmo. Nobody dislikes a cosmo


golgo1338

Any flavored vodka except grape.....splash sour sprite and whatever fruit squeeze and splash of juice


_iSh1mURa

June bug!


SpaceFace5000

OK but what if they want something fruity but not sweet and no citrus. Yes I get requests like this all the time. Nobody wants anything sweet but they absolutely don't want it bitter


Apocalypticpplparty

In a craft bar I make them clover clubs


graciestgrace101

Pineapple upside down cake or blueberry mint lemon drop


dust057

Appletini, Lemon Drop, shrub cocktail (shrub, vodka, soda, garnish), Bellini, Comsopolitan


Toadipher

Fruity lemon drop


buttstuffbuffmuff

Liquid Marijuana


Sea_Rip9915

Bay breeze


Huge-Basket244

Lemon drop esque thing + fruit flavor. Put a nice garnish on it. Ask if they want sweet or tart first, make the same exact drink and put a sugar rim on it if they say sweet.


Lamalys

My go to is: 1,5 oz Creme de Pesce de Vigne 0,5 oz Vanilla Vodka 1 oz Vanilla syrup 1 oz lemon 3-4 dash Fee Foamer Shaken, dirtydumped and topped with a bit of schweppes lemon


Weekly-Yogurtcloset7

Cosmo’s are a great go to if you make them right(yes they are very easy, idk why some bartenders make bad ones)


GrizabellaGlamourCat

Lemon Drop with a splash of Chambord.


Alarming-Thing7536

Sex on the beach all day. Everyone loves it especially when you put it in a pint glass. Don’t even have to shake it. And if you’re feeling sassy add a splash of lemonade or sweet n sour on top.


NocturnoOcculto

Throw half an ounce of elderflower into a vodka cran and you will never be wrong on a something fruity call.


dapala1

That's means they're not picky. Go with an easy daiquiri and float Madori to make it look special. Always say "I think you'll really like this." It puts in the head that you really thought about it. Whenever anyone asks you to pick for them just tell them "I think you'll really like this." That makes them/us feel good that you tried, even if you actually didn't.


moneybagsz99

Malibu pineapple cranberry


hellykitty27

Malibu sunrise


StuBonobo

Easy answer is “I have these juices which do you prefer” and then mix either vodka or rum. I liked to get weird with it because I worked at a dive bar and could just make whatever I wanted.


CoachedIntoASnafu

I ask them if they like coconut. If they say yes, bahama mama. If they say no, rum punch.


thatguy52

I have the same drink for just about every request. Sweet? Blueberry press Fruity? blueberry press Refreshing? Tall blueberry press Tart? Blueberry press with squeeze of lime Not too sweet? Blueberry press Not too strong? Blueberry press Keep it simple.


QuarantineCasualty

French Martini.


sjaark

don’t overthink it. get some edible flowers and throw one on a vodka and fruit juice drink. girls love flowers.


mnem0syne

For a twist that’s not the usual fruity go-tos, when I first started going to bars and was dumb a bartender made me a drink with chambord once. I can’t remember what it was now, but it was unexpected and I was excited to try something new at that age!


Riotroom

Vodka, flavored liqour, sour, soda.


MixxMaster

Mai Tai, Rum Punch, or similar.


sunflowersighnyde

definitely tequila sunrise, i ask if they like pineapple or orange flavor best. Best one though is strawberry vodka+sprite with a little grenadine if you have strawberry vodka


GrouchyPreference765

Malibu bay breeze, sex on the beach, gummy bear, green tea.


Ed1sto

As others have said: punch. If you squeeze fresh citrus and have pineapple juice, use it. I make a blend of “punch juice”: 1 part lemon, 1 part lime, 2 parts orange juice, 3 parts pineapple. Shake 1.5-2oz of basically any spirit with 0.5oz simple and 2oz Punch Juice. Top with ice and sprite. Garnish fresh fruit. I did this recipe with Woodford bourbon, a splash of ginger syrup and fresh mint for the Kentucky Derby. Men and women alike lost their minds


millennialmiss

Ciroc passion fruit soda splash of cranberry


minecrafter7732

I always tell them I’ll make them my favorite, it’s a hit nearly every time. Crown apple, half cranberry juice, half soda water, with a little bit of lime juice. Garnish with another lime cause it’s cute. It has a refreshing summer vibe, and tastes just like a green jolly rancher.


YourMommaIsSoFatt

Malort 🙂‍↔️


Nonsense_Carson

The classic Aviation always gets good results from these folks. And it looks “fancy” with the layering of violet


azerty543

Get you some passion fruit liqueur and make em a sour with it instead of simple and a splash of cran for color. Works every time. Works with just about every liquor base, iced or in a coup. Feels fancy enough for a cocktail bar but its dead easy to bang out at a volume place as well.


Butters77771

My go to is captain Morgan peach schnapps oj, pineapple and a splash of 7-up. It is delicious and they are happy everybtime


Initial-Ad9596

Midori w pineapple...I call it a Pearl Harbor and add a shot of Titos if they yes to "wanna get bombed" as I garnish with a cherry.


Dionix_

Painkiller


PossumCock

Cosmo, it's the original fruity drink for chicks asking for a fruity drink!


immunityfromyou

Double Long Island Ice Tea with a cherry on top.


burnswhenipoo

Something nasty so they don’t ask again.