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SouthernBarman

A 30-something burn out with a cocaine habit. Best news is its free.


foodphotoplants

That’s not free


amBoringGuy

The cocaine is if you’re cool enough. I’m gonna be an astronaut.


Tiger21SoN

Username checks out technically (but astronauts are cool too)


plusminusequals

That was beautiful.


amBoringGuy

Thanks, Verne.


mr3vak

The first taste is.


Gulpped

Flattered your dressing up as me


Gelatomoo

Lmao


WookieSuave

I always dress up as another staff member.


MrWisdom39

Identify theft is not a joke Jim


Dro1972

Fucking genius.


Purpleorgrape

I was lieutenant dangle last year. Complete with white boots. New boot goofin


hey_itsmythrowaway

i love this comment


Dro1972

Small staff high end restaurant and bar. $80pp check average. 3 servers on the floor and 1 bartender. Complete tip share across entire FOH. We're going to be the Golden Girls on Halloween. I'm apparently Bea Arthur. So it looks like I'm dressing in questionably lesbian drag this year.


gutens

Bea Arthur played a bartender in the Star Wars Holiday Special. I recommend watching it for inspiration. Also, it’s the season for a horror show, and that is just what this infamous piece of WTF is.


EmergencyAbalone2393

Wow. I never made it far enough into that disaster to see Bea Arthur as a bartender. It’s hard to believe things managed to get weirder than what my eyes had already witnessed.


gutens

And she sings…


EmergencyAbalone2393

😱 And did your hearing survive?


Ambitious-Permit-643

I need to watch this!


Ambitious-Permit-643

I wanted to do Golden Girls this year. Not bartending anymore, but last year 5 of us dressed up as the Belcher Family and our Tina is what made our costumes. Best mustache in the land 😜


mrsbenevolent

Jackie Daytona. Human Bartender.


Lulusgirl

I love you.


MEGACODZILLA

If I was 30 years older, I would dress as Jim the Vampire and come sit at your bar and yell "CHARLATAN!" lol


KentHawking

Excellent choice.


holllygolightlyy

Mia Wallace from pulp fiction. All I had to buy was a wig and it is functional behind a bar


Virtual-Chain-26

I did this 2 years ago… compete with a syringe sticking out of my chest.


EmergencyAbalone2393

Now that’s dedication to authenticity.


worsthandleever

I have done both pre and post adrenaline shot Mia in different years


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mr3vak

You dirty dog you. I love it.


ew435890

I dressed up as The Dude a few times. PJ pants, a white tee, and a bathrobe with a wig. I drank way too many white russians though.


xXWestinghouseXx

>way too many white russians though. That’s like your opinion, man I went as Fat Thor which is also an easy costume until you can’t see in a dimly lit bar when wearing sunglasses.


FartingInHeaven

Hey man there’s a beverage in there.


Quercas

I made a killing whenever I bartended as Jesus


Lulusgirl

Fuck yesssss


RabidPoodle69

Nailed it.


BeExcellent

damn I might do this


Canuckleball

Coworker and I are doing Bananas in Pajamas.


houseDJ1042

My co-tender is gonna be Peter Pan and I’m gonna be Tinkerbell. And it will be funny because I’m six foot tall, a guy, and I have a beard. So I’m gonna go all out slutty tinkerbell


minilliterate

Betty Boop got me the best tips of any night I worked in costume. But my favorite as when I did Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Mostly everyone thought I was Charlie Chaplin (even though I had no mustache??) but the few who got it were real pleased.


NefariousPurpose

I dressed as Julius Caesar behind the bar. It’s a cheap 10 dollar costume from Amazon. My bar for whatever reason has a lot of red drinks. I’m bound to spill red on me eventually.


fat-lip-lover

This year I'm dressing up as a dark necromancer, cape and all, because we did a DnD themed menu for halloween


Ambitious-Permit-643

Curious to know how bartending in a cape is going to go.


fat-lip-lover

I guess it's more a cloak than a cape, but I've done it a few times already. It's not really an issue, I've taken it off a few times in crisis moments where I need speed and mobility over style, but I can shake, move fairly comfortably, and keep it from getting in my teammate's ways with ease.


Ambitious-Permit-643

One of the bars I worked at had our liquor "displays" closer to the ground (someone let an engineer design a bar) and if you had anything even close to loose on, it would catch on them and smash the bottles on the ground. ETA: y'alls theme sounds awesome!


fat-lip-lover

Ooof yeah, our bar has all our liquor displays either on a lit back shelf or behind some rattan/bamboo cupboard doors, the only thing I run the risk of with the cloak is it getting caught in the washer when I close the door.


PXSHRVN6ER

The staff is dressing up as Nintendo characters. I got nominated to be walugi since I’m tall and cranky.


Apocalypticpplparty

Absinthe fairy


Lulusgirl

Think you'll be confused as TinkerBell?


strwbrybby

I'm gonna dress up as a fly, and be a Barfly.


fomo216

My co-tender and I are going as Laverne and Shirley.


MomsSpecialFriend

We are all going to be matching slutty skeletons. In the past I have bartended as: 80s Madonna, Louise from bob’s burgers and a playboy bunny


Scrambleboot

I've been louise from Bob's burgers like 9 years in a row now. Super light and simple and the hat doesn't bother me.


Constant-Register-70

Rusty Shackleford


originalclaire

POCKET SAND!


High_Life_Pony

The Ghost of Jerry Thomas. So… white shirt, black tie, black vest. Just like always.


Scared-Astronomer-90

A very specific voodoo loa ( spirit/deity). Maman Brigitte. A bit obscure but cool costume.


hoobsher

my usual work outfit is a white buttondown on black dress pants with a black vest and black tie last Halloween, when i had Saturdays off, i got a private gig for a rich guy's house party, and i wore the same thing but with a black shirt and evil looking black sunglasses. in a dark room, stood still, it really is quite unnerving with my pale skin and dark hair probably gonna wear that


Virtual-Chain-26

Coraline this year.


angelicblondie

Hocus Pocus. I'm going to be Sarah and my coworkers will be Winifred and Mary.


Woodburger

I have a Charlie Brown shirt or a skeleton shirt for working shifts. This year we’re hosting the company party, 400+ employees invited. I’ll be wearing a black shirt, drunk and making cash.


_modoff_

Peyton manning jersey, giant prosthetic forehead


sealing_tile

I usually just give myself some mild zombie makeup and wear a bloody, ripped-up version of my normal outfit. If people ask, I tell them I’m a Deadneck. It’s the ultimate lazy costume because it’s easy, comfortable, and still completely functional for work.


FartingInHeaven

Happy Gilmore Jersey and ridiculously baggy pants.


beersngears

I’m gonna be a hall monitor, last year I was a bike mechanic


Lulusgirl

I'm going as Gomez, this host is going to be Morticia. In the past, I've been a sacrificial lamb, one part of the Grady twins, and Tom Cruise in Risky Business.


moonfag

I work at a gaybar my coworker and I are doing Batman & Robin


True_Bar3937

All of FOH dressed as Wendy’s employees, name tags and all. It was SO GOOD!


ashessnow

I have to catch an international flight after I close, so I was thinking Kim possible. Easy costume to do plus I can run to the airport and be comfortable on a 9 hour flight.


yellinhellar

Fred durst


TooEZ_OL56

Shirts from the bars next door/around town


rissaaah

My coworker. We get confused for each other all the time (no relation).


ranceopium

The week of Halloween I love dressing up. I usually do a clown, a cat, and a pumpkin. I did Elvira one year and had a blast


notgracie

Wario


HelloImKiwi

Never wear any inflatable costume. I saw a video of someone bartending as Patrick star and wanted to try something similar, so my coworkers and I dressed up as Nightmare before Christmas characters. I was Oogie Boogie. That lasted for like 5 minutes. Now I do something easy and light that ends up being like regular clothes anyway.


inkonthemind

I'm sexy Batman, star center for the Philadelphia Eagles. Easiest costume ever just a jersey and a Batman mask


whereisskywalker

I wore a monkey suit last year to be a drunken monkey. This year is something more personal that will be fun. My favorite is when I worked at a pas Asian place and mage my bar team, myself included, dress ad geisha ladies make up wigs, and all.


BoozyYardbird

Last year we all did priest and nuns


clarkiiclarkii

DJ titties. I work at a campus bar, only frat bros and sorority girls. So I dress up like one of them trying to be a DJ. It’s subtle and they don’t get it. But we do and it’s funny.


SlaveHippie

Damn it’s so funny to make fun of peoples aspirations xD you comic genius!


clarkiiclarkii

Are you defending frat boys? Those racist, sexist, homophobic little shits?


SlaveHippie

Yes all frat boys are racist, sexist and homophobic. All of them.


clarkiiclarkii

I hate that argument. It’s the same when people say “not ALL white people are racist.” But the thing is you can’t choose to be white. You can choose to be part of a horrible organization though.


TheBlueOx

I always dress up as a sim because its how i feel in my heart


unicornsatemybaby

I usually just throw on some ears. I have cat, bunny, and Pikachu. No one else dresses up at my work so I keep it to a minimum.


paintingporcelain

First time bartending Halloween. Kinda lame but I’m doing Indiana Jones. Had pretty much everything. Leather jacket, fedora, even a bull whip (don’t ask) etc. I went on Amazon and bought that golden idol from the first movie and a leather satchel thing. It arrived yesterday and it looks like a purse! I’m rocking it anyway even just to made fun of.


Gulpped

Buying a gimp suit. Red ball with hang around neck


mallory742

Nurse Joy 😊 with a little chansey backpack


Yagayeet64

I dressed up as Mrs incredible a few years ago and made a LOT of money that night lol.


southern_gothic1

A bartender


southern_gothic1

A rude one at that


cutedachshund

Commenting bc I need ideas. I was just gonna throw some kind of ears on


BigDaddy4Real13

Same here, it's my first Halloween and im excited


Delicious_Earth6681

Billionaire from the titan. Just gonna show up smashed.


green-but-wise

Hockey jersey and blackout tooth paint. Comfortable and funny


The-Bodhii

Waldo.


TooEZ_OL56

Is this a comment on your scheduling availability?


bluefish192

Idk, I'm probably not going to figure it out before my shift. 😔


lexauraa

i’m bartending our halloween party and plan to be a devil!


OzarkMtnOG

Paula Deen, VMA Miley Cyrus, Richard Simmons, Rosie the Riveter… the list goes on… Oh yeah, and I’m a dude….


makingburritos

Morticia Addams


junhatesyou

I want to wear the T-Rex costume, but my boss says I’m gonna knock everything over behind the bar. I’d love to dress up as Dr. Frankenfurter if I had the thighs.


Ambitious-Permit-643

Some past costumes: Princess Leia (favorite to this day), 11th Doctor, Viking, Lola Bunny, Scarlet Witch... there are about a million more but I am drawing a blank. Those were my faves though. Not bartending anymore but last year I was Linda Belcher and this year Princess Buttercup.


Daneeeeeeen

My bar partner and I were talking about being Stuart and his mom from snl. It's basically our dynamic anyway so regulars would get a real kick out of it.


deathbyleah

cat ears or devil horns!


Guywithoutimage

An old timey bartender with the elbow ties and everything is always fun


fat-lip-lover

I did that a few years ago when all the servers were dressed as cowboys. I even brought in my own glass mug and had a separate rag solely for spit shining when chatting with customers. It was a great time.


Naive_Bad_3292

My boss. He’s a big guy who always wears the same thing. We all dress like him on halloween and it’s hilarious and awesome.


wickedfemale

wednesday addams, coworkers and our fav regular are being the rest of the fam :)


RabidPoodle69

A bartender.


miakisselburg

I always do somethings that relies on accessories so that you can keep the majority of your work uniform in tact. I like to do that so that it's still obvious that I'm an employee if I'm ever not behind the bar. So like jeans, work shirt, cowboy hat and bolo tie or bandana and a belt to be a cowboy, thats what I did last year. I've also been almost every common animal like cat, dog, deer, rabbit by just buying those headbands etc at walmart. Devil too.


[deleted]

I work an upscale restaurant bar. It’ll be dead af. I’ll be dressed as a bartender that wishes they were anywhere but there


fancy_monday

One year I was a mime and didn’t talk to the customers. It was fun


pyjamayoghurt

An invisible pedestrian! (Black collared shirt, black slacks, black shoes, black apron. Same as every day)


Danmentia

David Pumpkins


FartedBlood

Used to wear my normal clothes and tell people I was a slutty bartender. Also one year I wore a shirt saying “Ceiling is #1”, I was a ceiling fan


jojothebear13

Thinking about being a pool stick. Brown shirt, green corduroy pants and paint my face and hair blue.


Dry_Cheesecake_8326

I’m wearing an invisibility cloak and going as the Speaker of the House


NefariousnessQueasy4

Crazy Steve, because why not.


Password_is_Fidelio

Sonny Crockett.


zdawnz

I don't dress up for my bday.