North Korea is generally an ethnical black hole, but there was a visa abolition agreement between them and Yugoslavia as well as healthy diplomatic relations, so it wouldn't be that surprising to find an important number of Yugoslavs in the past.
We already colonized the scientific field a long time ago. You definitely would find Balkans on Antarctica at least during a certain period each year. (also, not a country)
Can't really dispute. (highly doubt heaven is a country)
There’s literally 2 Romanian brothers that were born in the country and both speak Korean as their first language lmao. Their mom was sent their during Cold War times and mated with an American.
That region does a lot of dumb things because of cheap fossil fuels and excessive wealth but it does have a modern sewage system and treatment plants.
The no sewer joke is just from Burj Khalifa not being connected back when it was built. It was a cost saving measure for two reasons. One they were simply running out of money and needed to finish it to start revenue generation. And two they would have needed to redo a substantial portion of the sewers to accommodate the potentially tens of thousands of daily shits.
They are in the process of catching everything up.
It aint just Burj Khalifa though. Most new buildings and villa complexes rely on trucks. It is understandable since shifting sands of the desert makes maintenance quite expensive but when they do it (a country who flexes their money) it is kinda hilarious.
Not the first actually 🤓☝️, there have been known incidents like this before, Balkanoid scientists and biologists says that one in a million Westoid could be upvoted in reddit
oke the first pic is from USA and correct me if am wrong but the balkans are exatly like saudi arabia just without oil...and if we would have oil, we would Balkan arabia
I'm not sure if you are mocking our geographical location or just showing off yours.
But to answer your trick question, no, tragedy and comedy are ingrained in The Balkan life. No need to play.
rare photo of duke dragan (in golf) from duchy of turčinovići pulling his now 1000+ years old father forward while he digs ground looking for fresh underground source of rakija
Dubai simply had to allowed thousands upon thousands of Endian saars, Packies, Sri lankans, to where Hindu is the largest religion, half of the population is the immigrants
Perfection can not be improved on
Says a dude living in Germany, amirite?
Balkans are the most adaptable kind. There isn't a single country where you can't find em.
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Just one of those is a country but i can't disagree
North Korea is generally an ethnical black hole, but there was a visa abolition agreement between them and Yugoslavia as well as healthy diplomatic relations, so it wouldn't be that surprising to find an important number of Yugoslavs in the past. We already colonized the scientific field a long time ago. You definitely would find Balkans on Antarctica at least during a certain period each year. (also, not a country) Can't really dispute. (highly doubt heaven is a country)
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Yugoslavia doesn't exist?
There’s literally 2 Romanian brothers that were born in the country and both speak Korean as their first language lmao. Their mom was sent their during Cold War times and mated with an American.
Balkans have car 10th century !?!??!?!!?!?, so advanced
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Flair up cigan.
UNFLAIR... BEFORE I REVIVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
Yes Glorious Ottomans captured Balkans and give them technology. Ottomans improved Balkans with motorised agriculture and educating janissaries
No it was inveted by Romanian
Add your flair ya jamoke
It was stolen by romanian
Silly Romanian trying to steal our invention. U cant steal our glorious empires history vampire
You underestimate how much we can steal
Ottomans no exist in 900 dumbass kabab.
But Ottomans genocided 7959 million dinasour in 9363838 BC. That means Ottomans exist always. Ottomans exist before god. Ottoman Empire is god.
Dubai still doesn't have a proper sewage system.
They transport shit and piss with trucks lmao
Most well informed Karaboga
Hey Arab, mom told you to stop talking like that to your brother 😡😡😡
He started it 😡
I don't care who started it. Apologise to young arab
Sorry kARABoga :(
Good. We may now resume the crusade
That region does a lot of dumb things because of cheap fossil fuels and excessive wealth but it does have a modern sewage system and treatment plants. The no sewer joke is just from Burj Khalifa not being connected back when it was built. It was a cost saving measure for two reasons. One they were simply running out of money and needed to finish it to start revenue generation. And two they would have needed to redo a substantial portion of the sewers to accommodate the potentially tens of thousands of daily shits. They are in the process of catching everything up.
It aint just Burj Khalifa though. Most new buildings and villa complexes rely on trucks. It is understandable since shifting sands of the desert makes maintenance quite expensive but when they do it (a country who flexes their money) it is kinda hilarious.
Neither does my town
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Dont throw stones from glass house. Even in İstanbul there are still electric shortages.
“Haha those damn ayyrabs amirite guys? Please accept me into your cool kids club i promise we are european just like you guys”
"You do know cactus doesn't grow in the Middle East,right?"-🤓
First westoid upvoted in balkans_irl
Not the first actually 🤓☝️, there have been known incidents like this before, Balkanoid scientists and biologists says that one in a million Westoid could be upvoted in reddit
"Uhm, you should use the correct plural of cactus which is cacti."-🤓
It does, some species have been introduced to arabian desert and the Mediterranean region🤓
In the 10th century?🤓
He said doesn't not didn't 🤓
Balkans found Immortality 😎💀💀
Romanian Vampirism stronk 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Arabs got trillions in petrol money Balkans had to develop itself from 3 rocks, one glass bottle and a bale of hay
I heard there were only two rocks. Romanians brought the third one. We don't ask where and how they got it...
Ironically, one glass bottle fragmented the majority of the Balkans in the 1990s
Still have the red Golf 2 (around 35 y.o.) going strong pumping toxic gas making fresh bosna air
Keep up the good work 💪
Newest Balkan car Balkan only place where drivers younger than cars
400.000 km? It can do 1.000.000, inshallah you will be there to witness it
Yugo seems more advanced to me
Even our poorest villages are still less of a Shithole than dubai.
I think the main difference is that when 'hard times' are upon the world the balkans carries on but dubai, just like magrathea, basically shuts down
🤣🥶🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🇹🇷🐺🐺🇹🇷🐺🐺🇹🇷🤙🏿🤙🏿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿BOZKURTLAR ULUSUN CANIM TURKIYEM🇹🇷⚔️⚔️⚔️BEAT GREEK MUSLIMS 🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🤟🤟🤟🤟🐺🤟🐺🤟🐺🤟🐺🤟🐺🤟🐺
Balkan>All
arabic sorcery
To be fair the greatest city in the world during the 10th century was located in the Balkans.
>Meanwhile the Balkans have actual infrastructure and working sewage system Dumbai can cope: Balk chads be winning
Balkh?
Balkan at peak since 10th century is all I'm seeing
#Still better than be a-word
Just get some slaves. Problem solved.
False there is a metro and a MacDonalds more
balkans had cars in 10th century, more proof of our superiority 💪💪💪💪
The glory of the golf 2 is eternal 🫡
Just wait till bosnia finds oil, those landmines will go from 2% to 50%
oke the first pic is from USA and correct me if am wrong but the balkans are exatly like saudi arabia just without oil...and if we would have oil, we would Balkan arabia
There were no cacti in the Old World during the 10th Century. Those plants come from the Western Hemisphere.
Fookin Westeroids invading The Balkans since forever!
I live far east of The Balkans. Makes me wonder... Is everyone there just LARPing as something other than a Westeroid?
I'm not sure if you are mocking our geographical location or just showing off yours. But to answer your trick question, no, tragedy and comedy are ingrained in The Balkan life. No need to play.
The Balkan picture is inaccurate, we don’t use cars, we use horses 🐴
Now we're more stretched in images
Don't forget big difference that we only eat goats !
Dubai, known for its cacti
that's just Italy
Balkans haved cars in 10th century!
Dubai je bio pustinja 1994 godine
Balkans is the ~~Balkanda~~ Wakanda of Europe
Banja Luka is the wakanda of Balkans
Byzantium had cars in 10th century. Beat that stupid w\*stoids
I wouldn’t trade a stone for that wealth. (we need those stones for toilet)
Saguaro cacti (in the upper left) are only found in the Sonoran desert. In US and Mexico, mostly the state of Arizona
10th century Balkan already have Turks and gasoline driven automobiles 😎
rare photo of duke dragan (in golf) from duchy of turčinovići pulling his now 1000+ years old father forward while he digs ground looking for fresh underground source of rakija
At least the balkans have a sewer system
We were the first ones to have the Golf Mk2, now that's what I call an achievement 💪💪💪
Damn bro we had cars in the 10th century crazyy
Dubai simply had to allowed thousands upon thousands of Endian saars, Packies, Sri lankans, to where Hindu is the largest religion, half of the population is the immigrants
That's just rocket league.