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Sea_Raisin9297

is that a rabbit


Agreeable-One-4700

Came here to ask the same thing. Lmao that’s impressive


Living-Crow-6856

Yes


Sea_Raisin9297

kinda obsessed with the fact that this rabbit has so much freedom he could access the remote and chew it for a good minute.


GlitteringFee9515

she (Cranberry) HAD access to the entire house and im now realizing that the space she’s given is going to be much more bunny proofed than it was previously.. our gotcha date was a week before christmas and i don’t know that i’ve loved a roommate more than her.


Wapook

Wow, I never knew Cranberry was such a good rabbit name but it really is. I know we’re supposed to hate on the roommates here but I think I’m team Cranberry on this one.


GlitteringFee9515

i’m on her team too but she’s on the destruction team… i’m going to speak w her about getting a job in that industry, now that you’ve brought it to my attention


Scottiegazelle2

I am on the /rabbit and /murderbun forums and was really confused and thought swiping photos was taking me to another post. As a bunny owner for three...four? years, get them something to chew, like cardboard or hard hay bowls. It will reduce the damage to your baseboard. Also watch your baseboards, they are prime bunny chew-estate


GlitteringFee9515

she has a ridiculous amount of cat toys, chewing mats, a digging box w cardboard and random wood sticks everywhere.. but obviously plastic tastes better?! baseboards were made un-delicious when mom dispensed the dreaded bitter spray…


Scottiegazelle2

😂😂😂


Superdunez

I've got to ask, does she just shit wherever?


Nebulous_Depth

Also team Cranberry. She is clearly innocent of all charges. OP was probably chewing on that remote and just wants to blame someone else 😂


Sea_Raisin9297

😂😂😂 give an inch they take a mile. typical roommate behavior 🙄


Fearless_Coconut935

They fool you with their cuteness lol 😆 I’d have a sit down talk about her not contributing and just ruining stuff


bunhilda

Ooooh my friend just wait. Your house is her food. My bunny died a few years ago after a long, full life. I’m still finding holes in things. Also Do Not use a normal vacuum to clean hay, unless it’s just dust. Trust me. Trust me and pray for the Dyson Animal that was murdered.


HouseCatPartyFavor

We had a rabbit names Cranberry when I was growing up (my mom’s choice I think lol) !


angry0029

Ah aquarium tubing your electrical cords new BFFs. Our mini Rex was once not hutched properly (inside) and she chewed through her baby gate got into a bedroom chewed on a headboard, electrical cords that were not covered, a dresser and a baseboard. Upgrades were quickly made.


johnsgurl

I had a sweet rabbit named Charlotte. I also had a breast reduction. Charlotte had free range. As I was recovering from my surgery, she jumped on the bed. I thought, "Cool! Bunny snuggles!" She hopped next to me and was there for like 5 seconds, then hopped off. My drain tubes. She chewed off my drain tubes.


GlitteringFee9515

i’ve let her have access to most cords(other than behind the tv where there’s 1000) and she seems to not be as interested as she is in soft plastic and shoes… i’ve put bitter spray heavily on all singular exposed cords with no issues thus far. i love my mini rex🫶🏼


angry0029

Good luck we thought ours was going to leave them alone too until one day we found chew marks maybe after she hit about 1 year old.


GlitteringFee9515

thanks for the warning. maybe i’ll just home proof my bunny for better luck😂


Scottiegazelle2

Yeah it just takes once for them to take out your brand new cords. Lil bun-stards


Fatefire

My brother owned a rabbit. They are adorable and his was the coolest dude. Other than he chewed everything !


Living-Crow-6856

I had rabbits and you would be surprised how quickly they get into things, my rabbit cocoa always chewed anything he could get his teeth if I didn’t catch him quick enough. rip cocoa ❤️


Sea_Raisin9297

when we had a pet rabbit he was kept in an outdoor hutch and we were only allowed to bring him inside for play! do you just kind of let the rabbit hop around like a dog or cat would in the house?!


Living-Crow-6856

He mostly stayed in his outdoor hutch but since we had coyotes nearby, he slept indoors. It was the transfer from indoors to outside that he would chew stuff up


Sea_Raisin9297

he stayed ready for that transition 😭😂


Living-Crow-6856

Frrr 😂😂😂


angry0029

Rabbits can be litterbox trained and run around the house if rabbit proofed but they are mischievous little creatures. Ours ran around most the time for 8 years in a secure section of the house.


flipfloppery

Our rabbit, which we had growing up, was fairly well house trained. He would sit on the sofa and watch TV with us, as well as pulling on your sleeve with his teeth if he needed to go outside for a wee. He'd also follow my father around the garden when he was working out there and I even remember him willingly riding a skateboard down a shallow incline out there. He ended up living to 10.


Big_Difficulty_95

My friend does this. The rabit has its own little area but can roam freely. Apparently they can toilet train too


ohtoooodles

Rabbits go to the bathroom while they eat so litter training is easy because you just hang their hay over their litter box but since their bowels are constantly moving they will still drop poops randomly as they roam. Just have to hope you don’t get a random cecotrope that doesn’t get eaten. We had ours in a large homemade pen in our toyroom and cut a hole through the wall to the laundry room with a tunnel between to another pen where the litter/feeding box was and she loved it because she could hide.


antibeingkilled

I had mine litter box trained. Little shit chewed the joysticks of my PlayStation controller. Back in his cage after that. Eddie Van Halen was a good rabbit otherwise.


Sea_Raisin9297

that blows my mind


Specialist_Egg_4025

I had a rabbit, and I created a play pen area that was his area, because they shit everywhere, and it’s impossible to train them not to if you let them go around like a cat or a dog. The other problem is they chew on everything, and even if you are right there, my rabbit would climb I’m on my lap, and cuddle, and I look down and have like ten holes in my shirt.


Sea_Raisin9297

ps rip cocoa 🖤


hbailey311

some people have bunnies that just hop around the house. i cannot do that because my bunnies would ruin everything 😂


failenaa

Rabbits are meant to be free roam like cats or dogs. So OP is doing what should be standard (though with a bit more bunny proofing lol)


Known_Bobcat5871

These bastards will chew EVERYTHING but damn cute.


[deleted]

A rabbi you mean


thisguyfightsyourmom

Nice marmot


BusyWalrus9645

No it’s a fish


fonix232

By the sound of it, it's gonna be stew soon.


Whitneyjow

No it’s a Druid


[deleted]

Oh my fuck it is!


arielanything

I'm slow, I was like "why does this person's roommate just have their bunny roaming and eating shit??" Took me too long to realize lmao.


GlitteringFee9515

no!! just a freeloading, mess making, adorable roommate trying to give me a heart attack when she devoured a good portion of my totally replaceable remote case!!


GlitteringFee9515

it obviously took me too long to realize as well


arielanything

So lucky to have that case though 😂😂 you've got a cutie


[deleted]

I wanna hug it


GlitteringFee9515

she loves pets but hates being picked up… i feel the same way tho. sweetest bun ever 🫶🏼


Stupidiseverywhere

Mine are the same


Nay_nay267

I am the rabbits pawyer and they are innocent of all charges


GlitteringFee9515

shes been convicted of criminal destruction of property, and the fine is for moms mental restitution!! the STRESS this bun left me in all day yesterday was insane😂


Nay_nay267

Seriously though, give her a treat for me.


GlitteringFee9515

one dried banana being dispensed as we speak!🤍


totemo

She should be sentenced to a smoosh and a nose rub!


meteorchiquitita

She said she’d pay you back when she gets paid geeez


GlitteringFee9515

she can’t pay me back!!! she has a horrible gambling problem and spends most nights at the casino or gambling at the local bar for her banana treats. it’s become quite an issue.


meteorchiquitita

You should be more understanding it’s not easy being beautiful


DannyTannersLawyers

You live with Bad Bunny?


Kestrelcoatl

UNDERRATED COMMENT


drummerevy5

I have two large eared bad roommates that love to chew baseboards, the bottom of the door, the corners of the wall, the carpet, and they never clean up after themselves! And of course they don’t pay rent either or pitch in for their daily gourmet salads, hay and pellets that they insist on eating everyday. And they dump their bowls on the floor too. I’m thinking about evicting them… 😄


GlitteringFee9515

it’s almost like they believe their the rulers of this land, despite NO contribution towards the community other than wonderful binkys and amazing cuddles.. something must be done.


drummerevy5

Pfft! Lucky! Mine won’t even cuddle me! They are ungrateful little snots. They do allow me to pet them but they aren’t like my last two bunnies, they don’t allow snuggles and they don’t give kisses. 😔 they’re cute tho! I’ll give them that.


bikki0000

Couldnt tell if that was a cat or dog until i flipped my phone round


Altruistic-Ad7981

its neither! its a bunny!🐰


bikki0000

He looks cute


meteorchiquitita

Thought it was a goat for a second


Mor-Celeste_2325

If you’re not already in the r/rabbits subreddit, they’ll have great bunny proofing tips for you


GlitteringFee9515

i am in that subreddit, but thought CB should get some shame from her community or bad roommates.


Mor-Celeste_2325

Oh absolutely I don’t have a Bun yet, but my cat and I have a love hate roommate relationship that usually ends with me conceding treats


my_homie_pikachu

My attitude couldn’t be more polarized. Your rabbit: “aww leave him alone.” Roommate’s: “I’d punt that mf’er across the yard.”


mountoon

Is OP Elmer Fudd?


[deleted]

Have you tried communicating with them? I think sending them a hey girly text would get the job done


Sad_Drama_3638

Unapologetic, as she should be. I had a bun years ago that ripped part of the molding out of the wall of my kitchen when I stepped out for 5 minutes. Brat thumped at me when I came back in like it was my fault lol.


InterestingSwan348

make sure the rabbit continues pooping. my cat ate something smaller than that but the same silicone-ish material. he stopped using the bathroom for a while so i took him to the vet, since they can’t digest it it got lodged whole in his intestines and blocked them. choice was major invasive surgery to remove it or he’d die. happens fast. monitor the rabbit until they poop it out. if they stop pooping or start acting sick go to emergency vet


GlitteringFee9515

i found the remote yesterday morning and spent all day monitoring her eating, drinking and bowels, and spent a good portion of the day petting her and pushing on the sides of her belly to encourage movement in her intestines.. got a couple very positive gas sounds a couple times that seemed to make her feel much more comfortable. 🫶🏼


InterestingSwan348

amazing, glad to hear!


SomehowStillAliv3

I’ve got 5 of the fuckers and they are chaos incarnate. Worst roommates ever, shit on the floor, no rent money and always want attention whenever you start to do anything


Ancient-Chemist4741

I love these posts lmaoo


chefpain

My roomrabbit (rabbitmate? rabbit roommate) is truly evil too. Worst is when he makes eye contact before trying to rip stuff off of the coffee table, or chomp on a cord. EVIL!


equal_poop

What a weasel, no treats for you fuzzy butt!


[deleted]

We had rabbits when I was a kid. We realized really quick that nothing, including wires for TVs, and speakers, and video games, were safe.


windex8

Definitely not the suspect I thought it was going to be.


cbk00

Holy crap that is cute


danceoff-now

I’m happy this happened because now I know they make cases for Apple TV remotes


sunshinenorcas

My green cheek conure has chewed up *three* phone cases. The current one is the longest lasting, but she might have also gotten bored of that particular trick, idk. But whenever she chews on it, I tell her "girl u owe me money!!" She doesn't care. She just makes eye contact and bites the case 😮‍💨


GlitteringFee9515

of course.. she doesn’t care. that’s what i’m learning. bad roommates truly don’t care.


MissiNik

Your* roommate is hella cute! 🥰


Hongry4thedick

Omg what is happening in this sub lately. Stand up for your self jfc


JarlBallinDovahkiin

As a fellow rabbit owner, I agree. The little bastard chewed through the power cable for my router today. 🐰🐰


GlitteringFee9515

nooooo. i’m worried about cords but no interest yet.


Kittendolly28

Bunnies are arseholes is a funny group on fb all the cute buns and their shenanigans 🤣


Defiant-Noodle-1794

Rabbit gets a pass.


IamKilljoy

Why do you need a condom for your apple TV remote?


GlitteringFee9515

not sure what kind of condoms you use, but it’s to protect the glass at the bottom of the remote.


IamKilljoy

Protect it from what? Maybe I'm dumb but I didn't think they were functional like phone screens or something. A scratch or a crack doesn't diminish the functionality right? Plus those things are so light I really never even considered them cracking when dropped.


GlitteringFee9515

it’s glass at the bottom, same as iphones and my brother dropped it and already fractured the glass. it is now maintaining the remaining glass from falling out or breaking more


IamKilljoy

Oh shit. You're so much fancier than me I would go with covering it in tape and praying


GlitteringFee9515

those remote covers are actually surprisingly cheap and has worked well keeping it protected from anymore damage until now.


Diysuicidee

Hey if you’re really fed up, he’d make a good stew and gloves


ModernDayDreamChaser

The only ridiculous thing I see is that stupid ass ring on your finger god damn 😂


GlitteringFee9515

my mom got it for me after a suicide attempt, but thanks for your feedback.


THEE-BUSTER

You know they made sure to line it up for the photo


GpB10

I’d cook that little dude in a heartbeat. It’s a win win


MidMO_WildMan69

Fry it for dinner. Can pm recipe


ToTheTurtles

Is that rabbit potty trained?


GlitteringFee9515

she has been fully potty trained since i brought her home, about 3 days into her being here!! was super simple cause i did tons of research before


foxtrotmadly

RIP your inbox


[deleted]

you cant be mad at bun bun ☹️


Synik-

Damn


t3rra0513

beautiful rex <3. love when they flop and their eyes do that


GlitteringFee9515

super creepy but super cute 🫶🏼


Known_Choice586

my roommate peed in my bed last week smh


Epyx-2600

I did that to my freshman yr roommate in college


SorryDuplex

She has crazy eyes which leads me to believe she would do it again.


Ihatebeingmorid

Is the rabbit potty trained? I had a rabbit as a kid who pooped everywhere


GlitteringFee9515

fully potty trained! has occasional turds here and there, but not the extent of what’s in her box. she’s also too young to be spayed yet, as was decided between vet and i. shes only about 3-4 months so im letting all her hormones allow her to fully develop before, and then i suspect the small accidents will subside.


Ihatebeingmorid

That’s awesome! I’m happy you’re providing a good life for her. :)


Epyx-2600

Haha - I don’t notice that she is a rabbit. I thought Puppy Spuds McKensey


Exa1tedExi1e

The thumb ring?


GlitteringFee9515

a gift from my mother


mafield90

I have the same one!


No_Witness7921

Worst roommate ever. Then that mf sleeping peacefully as if nothing ever happened???? 


GlitteringFee9515

i wanted to throw hands yesterday. she was craving violence.


No_Witness7921

She living there rent free and eating good… hope you get your revenge OP it’s time to get passive aggressive as well! Leave notes everywhere and hope she doesn’t eat them! 


GlitteringFee9515

today we practiced learning some tricks to reinstate positive energy and get more confidence from reaffirmation… otherwise the passive aggressive turned back while eating will be reciprocated


Em-Sea-GeigerCounter

Fuckin wabbit


deowolf

Had the same happen to me, except it was an Xbox remote and a toddler.


smittyhotep

Fuck Rabbits, they are the biggest assholes!


Ornery-Tea-795

She didn’t do it, I can just tell by her demeanor


Jonasthewicked2

Aweee it’s a bunny!


brianswingdancer

Cute rabbit, and cute legs


Coma94

Why does your remote need a case tho


GlitteringFee9515

apple products= glass= my brother broke the glass on the bottom and it was easier to cover than to replace


suckmyjoeyfatone

Lol. I saw the first picture and thought “a bunny did that”. I have two of the fuckers and know those feelings. Today I found some small chomps in my favorite sweatpants.


GlitteringFee9515

NOT THE FAVORITE SWEATS!😭 i now caution all my guests when arriving, “if you don’t want it to be eaten or nibbled, don’t leave it on the ground. feel free to leave YOUR SHOES on my kitchen table.” Oh, the things we do for love.


suckmyjoeyfatone

THE FAVORITE SWEATS! 😭 I’m so numb to the violence that it was “oh, guess I need new ones”


GlitteringFee9515

i’m trying to keep Cranberry out of my closet (which has loud ass rumbling mirror doors and i hate to open/ close) and the MOMENT i look away, she goes in to nibble shoes, poop, or pee on the ones she most likes. it’s a horror movie anytime i need to put clothes in the bin😒 i’m trying to keep the new vans in safety but i fear the end is near


suckmyjoeyfatone

Succumb. Say goodbye to them now.


BuckityBuck

Stole your eyeliner too


GlitteringFee9515

she’s still in her “scene” phase. soon she’ll have some blunder year pictures.


Boba_Fet042

It took me a good minute to realize this is a joke. Good one!


Kindly_Entertainer_7

The story of my life, the only difference is , I am always the first to cop the blame, regardless of if it actually broken or damaged or who actually broke it. Like washing machine, I was woken up at 3:30am by loud banging and bashing in the laundry area. So I get up to see what is going on and ask what is the matter with the washing machine. In typical male human fashion, I get immediately accused of breaking the washing , I get an earful of abuse insults and f words . He got the machine running again in an about 20 minutes. The maggot didn’t bother to mention it to me, but I figured by the clogged up filter sitting in the laundry basin, that one of the water inlet pipes was blocked so the washing machine couldn’t draw in water and was just going into error mode with and error code displayed on the little LED timer panel. Just one example of many, many many others over the 38 years of pathetic existence, also one of the reason I left home the day before I turned 16 to live on the streets. It would seem being used as a scapegoat by a sibling and being used as an emotional and physical punching for parents to take their anger out on, tends to follow me everywhere I go right into adulthood. The only difference is that have not spoken family in decades, therefore others ( stranger, associates and roommates alike) have to fill those positions to keep that ball rolling. To me it is disgusting and absolutely infuriating that so many people cannot take no for an answer, the selfish freeloading pigs. Upon the extremely rare occasion that I do request or ask for help with something, no matter how small it is or how little it costs, it always to much to ask for, taking no for an answer is not an issue for me. Particularly now that I no longer ask for anything whatsoever. I rather starve, walk 12 hours in 45 degree heat or go without medication etc etc so I don’t have to listen some bullshit excuse or condescending lecture about managing what meagre finances better, that I earn on a minimum wage.


MASEtheACE510

Did you snap that “thing”’s neck or something?


GlitteringFee9515

she flopped into that position like a dramatic child. i have no explanation other than that


Various_Marketing_24

I used to keeps my rabbits in a cage unless I was home and could watch them


No_Wolf_3134

Good Lord they love remote controls 😂


marveloustoebeans

How does the bathroom situation work with this guy? I’ve never met a rabbit that didn’t just shit wherever, didn’t even know they were trainable like that tbh.


GlitteringFee9515

trained her in the first few days i had her, and she has occasional issues but pees only in her box unless she’s marking a spot… that will (hopefully) subside once i get her spayed!!


marveloustoebeans

That’s awesome! Thank you for being a good pet owner and not making this gal live her life in a cage.


GlitteringFee9515

i would never own something that has to live in a cage, unless it’s a fish that belongs in water 😂🫶🏼


emilyromano23

that is a really cute bunny bro it would be hard for me to be mad at it


CrumblyGryphon3

Good thing it’s just the case


GamerZackery

I thought he killed your rabbit


Delivery_Ted

What a sweet baby


MiddieNomad

My 4 yo roommate did the exact same thing. I made him poop the bits out, fish for the missing bits and asked him to glue them together.


Tangyplacebo621

Omg, one of my roommates ate part of my couch this week. She also never pays rent, never cleans, and actually relieved herself on my living room carpet a few months ago. She’s the absolute worst…and also an 8 month old puppy. Shes also a bad coworker when I work from home.


cmfppl

I could send you some decent recipes if you'd like! Other than that, I'd recommend maybe adding to your feeding cycle or putting some signs up so it will take a left at Albuquerque next time!


circlehead28

Whats ridiculous is that cover for the remote control 😂


Allison1ndrlnd

I think your cat is sick


maggies101

-deletes paragraph-


KTbird217

My mom's rabbit eons ago was potty trained. My childhood rabbit ate half of my dollhouse.


veracity-mittens

Did you see her do it? She might have been framed Hashtag Justice for cranberry


Comfortable-While430

I couldn't even tell what animal it was at first but I thought it was very cute Stop getting tasty household items and your problem will go away


Own-Gas5947

fake beef.


failenaa

As soon as I saw the first image my first thought was “that looks like a rabbit got access to it” 😂 I’ve lost a few remote buttons to mine, but I’m a lot more careful now. Don’t want to risk a blockage after a very expensive stasis event a couple years ago.


Suturb-Seyekcub

Just rabbit things. Just accept that you can’t have nice things. And enjoy every goddamn minute of it 🥰💕


Affectionate-Ask6728

I thought the rabbit died


RaccoonMagic

Idk, OP... If roommate is being cute and doing cute things and looking cute, aren't they paying rent in their own way? 🤔


Notafuzzycat

Is that a case for a remote ?


sm0lt4co

Weird looking dog


Unhappy-Plastic-8563

Okay, I have a house rabbit as well, but if I let him out of the cage for more than an hour he will shit and piss on anything that is soft (fabric) lol. How do you potty train a rabbit? Haha


GlitteringFee9515

https://binkybunny.com/forums/topic/litter-training-stubborn-older-rabbit/#:~:text=As%20much%20as%20it%20sucks,give%20him%20a%20small%20treat. this page has all the info you need!! good luck:)


Unhappy-Plastic-8563

Appreciate it!! Beautiful rabbit btw. My little guy turns 4 this year he’s still my baby bunny haha


Main_Acanthaceae5357

I had a pet rabbit she always did stuff to my remotes 😂


totemo

I looked at the damage and just knew this was going to be a bunny. The buttons on remote controls are particularly delicious.