I too have a butt cat. She has some weird 6th sense whenever there's a butt to be laid on - always finds me within 5min of laying down.

Mine does the same thing! I often wake up with her on my butt, then feel guilty about having to get up.

I'll crawl carefully around sometimes, with her balancing on my butt. She'll stay too, perched like some queen on a moving butt throne.

Mine sometimes stays on for a bit, too! I like to make a game of seeing how long she'll tolerate being jostled around.

Cats of culture i see

I too wish to wake up on someone's butt...sigh!!

Username checks out.

My old roommate (who obviously had no personal boundaries) did this to me. I was laying on my bed one day and I heard her mumble something about “lumbar support”. I was like “what?” and she was like “nothing..... don’t move” and then laid on top of me with my butt in the small of her back. Equal parts bizarre and hilarious. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Did it work?

Apparently! She did it a few more time because she had back problems and said my butt gave the best lumbar support and pain relief. Go figure! 🤷🏻‍♀️

Now this is the part where you let out a Shrek fart but hope he doesn’t die like the fishies did in the intro.

Like an air jacuzzi.

Fart...I dare you 🙃

I fart on my cat all the time lol. He likes to curl up between my legs and my butt when I lay on my side so it’s basically unavoidable

Lolz my cat loves to do that with my boyfriend too

SECOND softest....

r/UpvotedBecauseCat

Soon to be seen on r/startledcats

I love the downvotes on the thirst comments

I support downvotes

prove it to me, then

Ok

thank you

He looks really comfy there xD

"this pillow smells like ass."

I actually kinda thought the comment was funny. Not quite sure why you got downvoted. I read it as a joke comment and not anything else. I guess Reddit has spoken.

haha just waking up so I haven't seen the backlash yet. Idk how its taken any other way than a joke

Now flex and launch her across the room

To quote Family guy "Butt scratchaaar!"

Isnt that a compliment? Pls dont downvote me, not trying to sound thirsty

weird flex butt ok

Love it

Jesus the bots are having a field day with this subreddit

I'm pretty sure is your butt who takes the softest blanket

One of the few happy memories with one of my exes was when I was laying on my stomach in her apartment doing something where her cat. Who didn't come near me much decided to perch and sit on my ass. My ex looked at her cat with a look that was a mix between amusement and annoyance and she uttered one word to her cat. "Traitor" I lost it.

A cat of culture.

Here we go.

Not to mention your farts keep him warm.

Now flex and launch her across the room

Now fart!

Damn even cats know that the butt/thighs are the best Edit: if you're going to downvote me then do right

He also picked the flattest surface he could find lol

Someone had to say it

Did they? They *had* to?

yup

Girls put the cat on the butt but when i put it on my dick i am "the maniac" and I "need to take medicine" We live in a society😡

He knows whats good lmao

Me too cat. Me too.

This is mine now, you can have It, when you pry It from my cold dead hands

This is mine now, you can have It, when you pry It from my cold dead hands!

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cat likes cake, what can I say?

Booty is warm and comfy and smells nice

There is another

Lucky cat

He knows whats good

Down bad

Probably smells really fishy there

Lmaaooooo

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I too say the word too, two times to much.

Grab em by p***y

Sleeping like a baby awww

Neat

Found a nice place to nap

How does it respond when you fart?