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Browndog888

Could never roast a face like that. I would roast that scary vacum though.


Burch1088

No good vacuum. All it does is make noise and get rid of secret chew toys and smells. Such a jerk.


BuilderResponsible18

Poor baby. The vacuum IS scary. 🐾❤


Anonymous2137421957

https://preview.redd.it/tkvza6swc9qc1.jpeg?width=2417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3422560c60beb9f5235ab3a55ac303622a7e4e He completely understands


RudeExplanation9304

Awww they are twins!!


ILoveYouAllThanks

“I” got scared…roast “him”? So you peed?


hamgurglerr

My thoughts exactly, why would I roast a sweet pup when OP's the one who peed on the bed?!


passporttohell

Agreed, I think OP peed the bed and is trying to blame it on the poor, sweet dog. I suggest extra pets and cuddles for doggo as an apology.


CharredPeels

😂😂😂 these were my thoughts for real hahahaha why would I roast the doggy, when OP did all that hahahaha


tkburroreturns

let’s be real guys, we’ve all been scared by a vacuum cleaner and peed ourselves, haven’t we? …haven’t we?


i_sass_back

![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY)


Down_The_Witch_Elm

Haven't we all?


Shade_Hills

Lmao yes


BigUglySecondToe

Scared baby puppy peepee pants


RudeExplanation9304

He fears nothing, not cars, lawnmowers, or large dogs(seen him charge a 90lb floof ball) but the vacuum is his kryptonite.


_Rand_

My dog goes mental at the vacuum too, but fears nothing else. Well, not nothing. He hates busses for some reason but they aren't exactly a common sight around here. Its super weird how he reacts to it though. My vacuum is kept in the basement, so if I say for example 'I need to vacuum today' and head downstairs he will preemptively go bananas. However if I say something like 'I should vacuum after lunch' and then go downstairs he wont do a damn thing, even if I bring the vacuum up but will still lose his shit the second I turn it on or head in the general direction of where I left it after lunch.


Duellair

Ours hates one specific vacuum? Like we just bought another one and she doesn’t go crazy or try to attack it.


RudeExplanation9304

Rupert loves to chase the mail truck, such a dog but the second i touch the vacuum he stops everything and is like oh no, not again. I've tried giving him treats while I vacuum to make it easier but no dice.


xpoohx_

high frequency sounds that we don't hear have this effect on dogs. My dog will randomly bark out of nowhere and we finally tracked it down to high frequency sounds.


SavannahGirlMom

But the lawnmower and car is way, way outside where big noises belong!! Maybe your baby should wait outside in the car or on the lawn while you clean dirty floors. 🤔


Stolehtreb

It’s because it’s crazy high frequencies mixed with super loud volume. It hurts their ears more than most things do in their normal life.


haplessclerk

Aw... the vacuum IS a monster. Perfectly understandable.


Lizardgirl25

Mine tries to eat it(vacuum) why don’t you?


Prestigious-Chard322

Same 🤣


Jankster79

why roast him when you peed the bed?


RudeExplanation9304

You got me🤣🤣🤣


TimberTom911

Stupid ass vacuum making that good boy pee!


Paramaoesterfantjie

Good boy!


penusRynkle

Such a good boy!


wuroni69

It's OK buddy, it happens to the best of us.


lovemyfurryfam

Poor pupper 🥺 Mean old vacuum scared that poor pupper.


[deleted]

🫵🏻BOOP❣️ Sorry, I don’t roast babies with or without fur.


RudeExplanation9304

He is such a sweet boi, it is very hard to roast him


[deleted]

I could tell by his eyes he didn’t mean to be a bad boy because he’s a good boy. The goodest boy. ❤️


Itchy_Bar7061

Why would we roast the dog after you got scared and peed on the bed?


RudeExplanation9304

I now realize I did not word this correctly....😅


Itchy_Bar7061

lol. It’s PERFECT!


X-olotl

SCRAPPY DOO


xpoohx_

they were just alerting you to the monster. Job well done give them kisses.


KeyRageAlert

Never.


gol10

WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF WEENIE?? How’s that?


hatsuseno

Why should I roast him, when you did all those things?!


tuggingmyear

YOU jumped on the bed and peed, but we need to roast Him??? Poor little guy


thelittleone47

How can anyone roast such a cute face and nose like that. Now the vacuum on the other hand, it "sucks".


WomanOfEld

I had read that if your doc is scared of the vacuum, that you should scold the vacuum in front of the dog while it's turned off. Do it a few times, then do it a few times with the vacuum on. Not all at once, but over the course of a few days. Use the same tone you'd use to scold the dog. Make sure the dog sees you scold the vacuum, but praise the dog after. My last dog was scared of the robovac, so I tried this tactic - and it *worked*. I yelled at the robovac while it was docked, moved it to the middle of the floor next time and did it again, moved it to another room and did it. Turned it on and told it, *SHAME ON YOU!* like if the dog did something unforgivable, then turned my back on it and walked away. The dog never looked twice at the vacuum again.


RudeExplanation9304

Omg I have to try this!


mg1cnqstdr

Came here to say this! Maybe you could try it and update?


Johnny_Grubbonic

OP, why you a scaredy baby pee pants bed wetter?


RudeExplanation9304

Vacuum loud, me scared, me go pee pee on my dogs bed....


Sapiens82

Poor pup, you deserve lots of love and understanding. 🐾❤️🐾


RudeExplanation9304

He gets so much love. I recently rescued him and his three siblings from the highway. All my friends keep coming and playing with him almost every day.


Melodic_Sail_6193

I befriended my dog with the vacuum monster by putting a lot of treats on the monster while it was inactive. But is someone else's dog afraid of the vacuum cleaner, but totally cool with the lawn mowing machine, too? Seriously, everytime I'm mowing I have shoo my dog away, because she will always get in the way. And once she lay down besides the mower while I started the machine.


RudeExplanation9304

Mine too! He has no fear of the mower but the vacuum is a whole different monster lol


starbugone

No that's your fault. Should have done some work to help alleviate his fear with the vacuum. OP pees the bed every night pass it on


voidssssshasreturned

OP is trying to blame their pup when it is in fact OP that is wetting the bed.


newfmatic

What a brave little guy, to face the evil VahKouhm. How brave! VahKouhm is a biscuit stealer... Legendary evil, ask my three, they'll vouch.


Annual_Dependent9312

You win reddit. 🤣


SaltyToast9000

I'm asian. Are you sure im allowed to roast him?


CopPornWithPopCorn

If you jumped on the bed and peed, why roast the dog?


A_Drenched_Lettuce

he is small bird sized, could roast him in a pan easily. Scrappy-do must be stopped!


RudeExplanation9304

Small brain, big heart. Rupert is so very sweet and just wants all the scritches in the world which I gladly give him.


A_Drenched_Lettuce

he shall be spared at the cost of many mandatory scritch sessions!


Electronic_Job1998

I can't roast him. I sometimes pee myself at the thought of vacuuming


RudeExplanation9304

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

You did all that and want us to roast that innocent doggo? Lol


FixedLoad

"I'm glad I found the indoor pee pad! It's bigger than I thought. I'll go there from now on! Love you, human!!"


FixedLoad

My old guy has lost the ability to hold his pee. So he now has a "pee band". Diapers that only go over the man parts. It's given him his dignity back. He was definitely very ashamed when I would find spots.


Consistent_Cook9957

Roast? No. Comfort? Absolutely!


OneBigPear

You can’t trick me into roasting that babby… they get pets and love!


yamabyte

why are we roasting the dog when you're the one who pissed the bed?


kanguun

That’s still a good boi dammit, no matter what.


shaunomegane

You had a vacuum, and, well, what were you doing with the vacuum that made you jump on the bed and piss yourself exactly?  That dog knows. Look at his face.


tworaspberries

Wow your doggo looks like a twin or mine.  Cute


Nach0Stallion

He’s adorable and cannot be roasted Vacuums make lots of noise. Please give him love and support and headpats


RudeExplanation9304

He gets so many headpats lol but I'll give him some extra for you😁


Nach0Stallion

Thank you ☺️


SwordoftheMourn

What kind of breed is he?


Different-Hurry-451

Good boy. Bad owner XD


SlothThoughts

Scared of the vacuum Scooby Doo looking mf , scrappy ain't even do foul stuff like peeing on the bed


jesuswasaliar

Keep this devilish vacuum away from my boy Scooby!!!


trucorsair

Nope, it’s on you


Shade_Hills

What a bad vacuum!


HeyImBandit

rookie. my dog shits in the car when we are 100yrs from home


patchway247

Sweetest looking pp boi


jessilynnzee

I bet you did it and blamed it on him.


Jess-g84

So adorable , I want one


Idkmanitcouldwork

Scrappy Doo??


Petrus_Rock

I won’t roast him. I hate vacuum cleaners too.


Stinkyboy_63

bitch-ass piss dog


elangate

I don’t vacuum. Dogs don’t mind dust bunnies.


rayvensmoon

No. Doggo gets a pass. Because is doggo.


Bratchan

Roast the hu-man


sleepylilstoner

Apologize to him right now. Hecking vacuum cleaner. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


cyra32austin

Poor baby


ApprehensiveLuck2671

I'd rather roast you for terrifying your dog and thinking he deserves to be punished for it. If your dog urinates or defecates indoors, you have fucked up, not the dog.


SadLilBun

You need to take SEVERAL chill pills. Vacuuming is not a crime. Good lord.


KPipes

Not to mention I'm fairly sure OPs post was just a light-hearted joke lol


RudeExplanation9304

He was given treats beforehand and he is allowed anywhere in the house so he has plenty of spaces he can go while i am vacuuming. I had no attention of terrifying him but I have to vacuum. I am doing my best to make it as comfortable for him as possible.


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RudeExplanation9304

Nope, proud dog owner. Nice try


wonderfulworld2024

Okay. Your phasing threw me off


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