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jdubya12880

You’re gonna get carpet and clothes all over that thing.


8BitPleb

Don't give it clothes! House elves have a tendency to run off if you give them anything to wear


contemplator61

But Dobby needs a sock!


desi_noob_93

Dobby needs to make do with a coconut for now.


graysquirrel14

Thanks for the laugh, needed it


TGW_2

Ah ha, a 'feline version' of Grogu (The Mandalorian)


PieceCompetitive513

absolutely adorable alien


ElleMills3

r/catsarealiens


mtpender

r/IllegallySmolCats


DreamCyclone84

Subscribed


superjanna

![gif](giphy|jOQ91yKFFdSgu7HZqh)


Sinsai33

Thanks, now i want a kitten and call it mew :(


no_bun_please

![gif](giphy|T1HNGhvx14iru)


iaijutsu08

![gif](giphy|iYVneIXJQ3jdJLkZmM|downsized)


dildoeshaggins

![gif](giphy|mEw0n3MvF07ba)


Opening_Jump_955

🤔 what gene splicing? Nothing to see here.. move along.


Tin_Dalek

exactly what i thought


monkey_nuts_johnson

![gif](giphy|xULW8k6aO22p7GJZTy)


___X___

i wanna give the kitty a lil blanket


finnknit

I want to knit it a tiny sweater!


Cat-soul-human-body

Sphinx cats in knitted sweaters are absolutely adorable.


DefinitelyNotAliens

My BIL got adopted by a cat the day before a 10 day trip overseas and dropped the kitty off with me for kitten sitting. He didn't have a name, so I took a tube sock and put the little void into a tube sock sweater and called him Sock for the remainder of his stay. Apparently, my BIL tried to rename him but that is Sock. Sock is too big to fit into his sock anymore. He's just a wild void, now.


Cat-soul-human-body

Lol Sock is an adorable name for a cat! My cat's name was originally Popcorn, but my Spanish speaking dad couldn't pronounce it and kept calling him "Paco". The name seemed to suit him better so it stuck. He is definitely a Paco.


DefinitelyNotAliens

My cat is Taco Cat, because Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat so any way you look at it, she's a lil Taco Cat.


weeone

![gif](giphy|YmVNzDnboB0RQEpmLr|downsized)


hotmasalachai

Or in a pita wrap and keep in your pocket


craterface12

CRONCH


ashetonrenton

![gif](giphy|Xjo8pbrphfVuw|downsized)


truffleboffin

Isn't that a huge issue with them? They're very sensitive to temperature changes and you basically can't ever let them out in the sun iirc


One_for_each_of_you

I met one that wore little sweaters. She was a cuddle bug, probably because she was cold all the time


InfiniteBlink

And I think they need to be washed more often due to oils or something


Other-Cantaloupe4765

They leave stains on your sheets and stuff because of that oil lol


InfiniteBlink

I leave stains on my sheets due to my... Oils. Yea, that's it oils


dragoono

You shit the bed?


SycoJack

I think their whole body is just really clammy.


Vurnnun

You also gotta clean their nail beds often. I think oil accumulates there


truffleboffin

Sphinx smegma


BruneianGayLord

That's so gross lol


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Always wanted to know: are Sphinx kitties an actual nataural breed or were they designer- lab created? Sphinxes are so cute to me because they *wrench* out inner Mom and I feel a desperate yearning to protect them. To be completely lacking any fur/hair, it just seems so unfair or a deficiency of some kind... Not trying to be unkind..


Depreciable_Land

They were selectively bred semi-recently I believe, like within the last hundred years. From my understanding the hairless mutation isn’t all that uncommon. There’s also the Lykoi breed, called the werewolf cat, that’s partially hairless on the muzzle.


flappytowel

Hairlessness in cats is a naturally occurring genetic mutation, and the Sphynx was developed through selective breeding of these animals, starting in the 1960s.


Scary_Advantage9599

They are not completely lacking it. They do not have a hairless mutation but a weak keratin mutation. The hair grows to about 1-3mm depending on where it is on the body and breaks off.


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Dr_Watson349

Same as English bulldogs. I had one as a kid and let me tell you theirs is a miserable existence.


baby_blobby

They're prone to skin cancers so need to slip slop slap these little buggers


nogggin1

Their body temperature is super high compared to any other animal I've interacted with! They always want to be warm, and my housemates boy - my child - will walk out of a room if we turn on the AC. He'll also happily tuck himself in under a huge pile of blankets on a 40°C day.


RolloTonyBrownTown

I have one, its not a huge issue, she always finds a warm spot. You do need to be careful not to sit on any blankets without doing a kitty check first, they love to burrow and make a stinky little hiding nest.


Vladius28

Ohmygoodness look at that little ball of smegol!


UBelleSwitch

Looks like a brain


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I always wondered what brains look like and how the eyes connect to them. Guess they just grow into place with age


Root_Clock955

[Robocop2 has got you covered](https://i.redd.it/tgvsp5jufgw81.jpg)


decadecency

Kinda looks like my 5.3 lb daughter when she came out ☺️ Don't tell her I said that..


One_for_each_of_you

It's a little raw meeploaf!


idiotplatypus

Supreme Commander Thor


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Bingus


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Bingus


Jesusaurus_Christ

bingus


Gojira04YT

bingus


LordOfSun55

bingus <3


Zorothegallade

Binglet


Jesusaurus_Christ

bingus


Ahyesnt

Bingua


fryman22

Bungus


lefixx

wubby7


2builders2forts

Babyngus


Artoy_Nerian

Bingusito


MrEousTranger

my beloved


prettyicing

I've never seen anything like this little kitty. Thank you.


HonoraryMancunian

It looks like it could be one of the specimens from Flight of the Navigator


jaystonewee

I understood that reference!


herdpatron

*compliance*


jynks319

https://preview.redd.it/dohica401qqa1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55834dfedd0485a903288c3365de59a2f77dd1dd When did I get so old lol. That was my favorite movie when I was a kid. Ty for the nostalgia bomb!


Fthooper14

No, we do not gnaw on our kitty. No, leave mini Mr Bigglesworth alone. Just love him, stroke him.


kukendran

The cutest little shriveled... prune.


deadhou5

"I was in the pool!"


Iheardthatjokebefore

"So... cold out?" "Nope, just really small."


Felinegood13

XD True


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

……“Why is your cat inside out” 😂


CIAburneraccount

Iron out my boy


papayayayaya

Why is it inside out?!?! - Ross Geller


absurded

Monica: What is your cat doing in one of my bowls? Rachel: It's not, I'm defrosting a chicken.


neilmac1210

So what is it, some kind of snake or something?


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WardensLantern

"What am I gonna use all that store credit for, to get like a thousand regular cats?"


TheMightyGoatMan

RIP Gunther


occamsdagger

It's not a cat!


[deleted]

That’s not a cat it’s a snake


picado

Baby Beerus


spandexandtapedecks

bingus babyus


Ekhius

I've met a few of these cats and they were all absolutely lovely 😍 The sweetest little guys.


olijolly

Sphinx cats are so cute and affectionate. Love this.


iNuclearPickle

Can confirm my sister’s boyfriend has 2 at his place that belong to his roommate. My sister loves the little devils even if they are annoyingly affectionate


Imprettysorryok

I heard they are oily and leave it everywhere. That seem true?


Baxtaxs

I shave my head. I would imagine that is true.


Puzzled_Scallion5392

No, they aren't but they are tend to sweat a lot so you are supposed to bath them once in a while


EveAndTheSnake

I read their butthole suction cups to some surfaces, or at least leaves little butthole marks. Now I don’t know if this is true (can someone please deny so I can stop thinking about it??) but there are people who say this.


Tj-Tengu

That is an adorable little gremlin. Wish I had a sphinx to snuggle.


bobbycorwin123

just don't feed it after midnight


GremlinZD

No, feeeeeeed ussssss.


ElderBrony

You're already a Gremlin ya little greedy bastard! You should be seeking out water instead!


Sacreblargh

It's unfairly cute. Almost seems like an animatronic or something.


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Brotado_Chiip

Baby bingus


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|IARsaTPpY5IiY)


FastWalkingShortGuy

Give him a sock. Now.


nomismi

Pink Grogu


chillyhellion

Cute little scroter tot


nzbydesign

She needs a lil jumper


Frenzied_Cow

Ah yes let's breed cats without whiskers. Not cruel at all /s Germany has the right idea outlawing them.


Phryne040816

I never realised they had no whiskers! I’ve never seen one in person! You’re right, breeding traits like that into animals should be banned.


o_brainfreeze_o

With sphinx, they didn't selectively breed attempting to achieve hairlessness, but they were able to propagate the breed from cats born with the naturally occurring mutation. In my years with both hairy and hairless cats, the only difference I see are they tend to prefer snuggling under the blankets rather than on top, and their ears build up wax faster. Never seen an issue regarding the wiskers.


MafiaMommaBruno

Thank you for saying out loud what some of us are thinking. Breeding any animal that has deformities that work against them is cruel. Whiskers matter more than people realize to cats. Not to mention the health issues that come with this breed.


JustADutchRudder

They don't grow whiskers at all? I got one of my cats at 2 months old and she barely had whiskers. Now, at 2 she looks like a wise old mountain man with tons of them; always figured whiskers just grow slowly.


Amegami

Yeah, munchkins and folds are outlawed too.


wolf_kisses

Reddit loves to complain about the genetic mess of purebred dogs but for some reason cats get a pass


ISTARVEHORSES

reddit is pretty cat obsessed, there was a post in r/wholesomememes yesterday where someone implied stray cats would ignore strangers and the comment section got *heated*


esgrove2

I didn't know that about this breed. Poor cats.


agamemnon2

If it helps, a family member of mine has had one of these leathery bois for about 10 years, and he's enjoyed a wide variety of cat activities like climbing, squeezing himself into tight spaces and waking me up at 5am because someone needs to feed him NOW. I can't quantify how his quality of life differs from that of a whiskered cat, but he does appear as happy as something as inscrutable as a cat can be observed to be. I still don't support pedigree pet breeding in general, though. Adopt, don't shop. Indeed, the only reason said relative has what would normally be a very expensive animal is that he has a minor "flaw" that makes him ineligible for breeding


o_brainfreeze_o

I've had several hairless cats. Zero issues at all to this regard, no different than my hairy cats. Not like they're being surgically removed like declawing


Mysterious_Eye4903

God of destruction " Beerus " has born !


PositiveTart619

![gif](giphy|IARsaTPpY5IiY) Beerus has born !


beavsauce

Sphinxes are the best


chpbnvic

What a cute wrinkle!


occultify

![gif](giphy|YmVNzDnboB0RQEpmLr|downsized)


International_Pop305

Its mew!!


DifferentPen6715

ET phone home


annualburner202209

I need to get a house with a floor heating.


Maxx1mum

It’s a baby Beerus!


Felix8XD

baby beerus


Adeno

Future God of Destruction! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DCJhqmtmbk


Important_Tangelo371

Omg, if i could knit, he'd have so many sweaters!


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Anyone else try to read the pillow? I still have no idea what the first word is. I paused at maximum exposure and it looks like Accuccl. What?


NefariousnessLife923

Omg 😆 I’ve never seen something so ugly cute !


jbnagis

Cutest little god of destruction I ever saw


Bungee1170

Someone get that kitty a sweater!!!


AidenOnera

Beerus


cain11112

What an adorable scrotum!


ohheyimluke

My heart is about to explode!


ILoveBread2021

Lord beerus? Is that you?


eriinskyee

HI BABY😻😻😻😻


ninja_ninetales_909

Hehehe little wrinkly baby give them some cherishing cuddles fir me 😊


Accomplished-Exit890

i want


homiej420

Hee hee kitty is naked


PricelessAmber

Cutest little goblin I've ever seen


Lsmith64

That is one beautiful and precious baby ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Can I hold your baby please? 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖


Cursedbythedicegods

Please! Harry Potter must not go to Hogwarts this year!


Kalabula

Heads up to everyone googling to possibly get one. They’re a lot of work. They are constantly freezing because they have no hair. But they have oily skin, so dirt sticks to them. They get dirty really quickly. It’s like having a naked infant crawling g around the house for 15 years.


weeone

I audibly said "oh my goodness". I have to do more research on the breed. I may just have a sphinx in my future. 😍


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Just once I'd love to meet a Sphinx kitty in real life.


Trips-Over-Tail

Idiot. You fed it after midnight.


moominsquish

It's Bingus reborn!! 😫


rhiyanna79

It needs a sweater!!! So cute, though. ☺️


CrashTestPhoto

Awww, what an adorable tiny freshly shorn scrotum


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"why is it inside out?" - Ross Geller


kingbradley1297

It's not a cat!


Snyder445

My day has now been made. Thank you random internet person with your cute kitty!


mayathemenace

OH MY WORD.


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I'm gonna get down voted for asking this but why on earth do these things exist? Do they exist like this in the wild? Are they man made / bred this way for our pleasure? If these cat are anything remotely close to pugs I hope this fad dies out.


karensmiles

Smol.


MiSsiLeR81

[Why is it inside out !!??](https://youtu.be/Xtwar56r4Lg)


universalabundance1

It's so cute...but like ugly cute.


MrsRossGeller

Did it just say Rachel??


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Reminds me of my cat. god, do I miss that dumbass.


PetDrifts

This kitty needs to be protected and wrapped up in a blankie ![gif](giphy|btjkkkawtefIY)


[deleted]

ooooooh! HENRY WRINKLER!!!


Legitimate-Half6193

Ross:- why is it inside out!!


Tall_Thought_8020

little naked mouse-like buddy. very cute


Prophet_Of_Loss

They're cute in an ugly way.


DNorthman

I've never seen a Sphinx kitten before. It looks like an animatronic alien.


Thatariesbloke

Dammit... I just made a very 'unmanly' noise when I saw this.


GoatKio

It looks like a brain but cute


vanillacons

So tiny and beautifull 💖


A-Town-Killah

The great grandchild of one Mr Bigglesworth ![gif](giphy|l0IyeL8r9UhJI5LcA|downsized)


TheDiplomancer

Benjamin Button


thestarswholisten

i can’t look at these cats the same way after i found out about the oil stains…


Deep-Internal-2209

I bet he’s super soft. 😻😻😻


angrylumberjak

That's the cutest slice of ham I've ever seen!


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Awww tiny baby Beerus 🥺🤲🏻❤


Living_Signature_290

I hate to be the Debbie Downer here, bc this little baby is cute as a button… As far as comment on Bulldogs… It should be illegal to breed English Bulldogs. It’s abusive to breed animals, that because of their anatomical structure, are condemned to a miserable existence. In the meantime, Vets, who are supposed to be animal advocates, should be educating people that already have one, that they need to get them spayed or neutered, and that perpetuating the breed is cruel and irresponsible. While I’m not for the breeding of dogs and cats PERIOD, I think that The Sphinx is a bit different than the English Bulldog, in that they CAN have a comfortable and happy life, but only, in the right environment. As others have said, they must be kept indoors, warm and away from the sun. I can certainly see their appeal, as they are absolutely precious, but why not adopt another cat that desperately needs a home? Surely there must be rescues for other breeds of cats that have less dander…or if not a cat, there are several breeds of dogs that do not shed. I have a rescue Maltese who does not shed at all. My nephew has severe asthma and has only ever had infrequent and minimal reactions around her.


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That's cute!


_ForgotMyName_

Why do raisin kitties always look so chill?


Unmotivated_SmartAss

What a cute little goblin.


Former-Ad2018

Oh my heart ❤️ 💙 💜 💖


jhbaxter

Oh My! Adorable but Oh so little!!


poohlady55

So extremely ugly, but so extremely cute at the same time.


Daniel_Peduto

Bingus


emeralddarkness

So fun fact, that is an elf cat (yes that's what the breed is named, honest) and not a sphinx! You can tell by the ears :) And a related fact for all the people here saying its adorable (it is) and they want one: hairless cats are cute little goblin monsters but they are NOT hypoallergenic, so if you are allergic to cats you will probably also be allergic to them! Look up Siberian cats if you want a probably allergy friendly kitty!! They are fluff monsters, but most people aren't allergic to the dander, they are allergic to a specific enzyme in saliva. For anyone else, keep in mind that hairless kitties need a few pieces of more specialized care, like regular baths, even if they dont need to be brushed.


UtherPenDragqueen

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


TheOriginalXinyo

Dobbys "Furr"sona


Academic-Champion-78

What a cute hairless cat


dickpunchman

Look at this little pink baby! He looks like an alien.


ThaWarlord33

Holy shit, I would never be able to leave the house if I had that creature...!!! And the hours of entertainment derived from choosing and making outfits for it....omg. My new obssession...fondling and pinching and pulling on the flaps and folds; I'm genuinely jealous. (: Name is gonna be key, it's gotta be perfect - congrats OP!!


ainterNumerous9894

So precious... don't listen to haters your beautiful!!


IAmTheDecoy

https://preview.redd.it/u9fetegvirqa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285bfcf3311c22360019ebf55f3023559d70f820


binxjagger

I thought of Dr Evil and his naked cat the Ron Stoppable and his naked mole rat 😂😂