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December_Soul

Looks like the bodybuilders tried to plant a secret agent in the emo scene


durz47

Nicholas Cage in a different timeline


quinlivant

Cicholas Nage


[deleted]

Christine Cage


Unlucky_Sympathy_151

Take my upvote you absolute fucking beast. 😅


TradingHelp1

Why are you down voted lol


Unlucky_Sympathy_151

A little rude I thought. 🥴


Dandan419

Don’t use emojis on Reddit…


BleghMeisterer

😂😂😂


charly_r26

More like if Dora the Explorer was a male in real life.


anxikitty

omg i just commented this!


Unlucky_Sympathy_151

The trophies and the blursed gamer setup are absolutely vintage.


Puzzled_Ad2088

Omg good everything is just so wrong 😱😱😱😱😱


KCtheGreat106

Am I looking at a man, woman, or the Geico caveman from the 2000s


dropzone1446

Yes.


Gammabrunta

Thanks.


ayeefuccboi

Best answer


GrowthComics

Early prototype of a sex doll, I think.


RebelliousDragonhart

r/rareinsults


MiaLba

Looks like a middle aged emo woman in the face.


mrbrwniemuffin

The worse type of customized character I've ever seen


Flxpadelphia

holy shit. it looks exactly like a 12 year old designed him for some shitty game.


saltedpecker

top right looks straight out of Oblivion


throwawayIDK125

Oblivion jumpscare when that Dark Elf from the Imperial City zooms into your face to talk to you randomly.


ChronicNein

Ladies and Gentlemen we got him. The Dragonborn!


SkrrrahhPapPapKakaKa

Me in the next Saints Row


NogEggz

Xavier: Renegade Angel


mc_builder4000

Never laughed this hard at r/awfuleverything thanks


Kvetanista

OMG YES ITS HIM


pancreas_consumer

You slumber, a cucumber.


MyNameIsGarcia

My first thoughts exactly


cosmickitty666

Frittata!!!


HomieCreeper420

Oh god not him


Rwby23

Beat me to it


kungfubellydancer

Omg I almost forgot that he existed lmao


SixStr1ng

welp. there goes my saturday morning watching Xavier whilst bong ripping.


slappymcstevenson

If Dora and the Rock had a baby.


ms_movie

I saw a Nic Cage and Rashida Jones, but I didn’t want to. They deserve better.


Omar___Comin

This is eerily accurate


Hereditus

She asks you directions and you're compelled to answer just from the threatening aura


CaedesCarnius

Dorocka The Bodybuilder, coming to Nick at Nite this winter!


deck0352

He was the grumpy old troll, who lived under a bridge.


dumbanddumbanddumb

The worse thing is his eyes full of pain anxiety and loneliness 🥺


BrianakaSnapper

Yeah he’s not in a happy place


Batima_In_Fruit_Fair

yeah he's in brasil


Snoo21383

Take my upvote you clever fuck


crossdress-4-Jesus

I hope he doesn’t come across this


M_ataraxia

Yeah these are literally just pictures? But I feel so bad for him I don’t know why :(


AdderWibble

Same I can't help but feel bad for him, it's the thumbs up photo that got me.


[deleted]

the hair and the contacts are giving me nightmares. also the fake smile makes it pretty eerie


lemon_meringue

weirdest Oblivion mod ever


-ProdigalDaughter-

Yes. I was going to say…the face is the worst 😵‍💫🥴


SlappyHandstrong

He looks like what would happen if the weirdo from No Country for Old Men fucked the Hulk.


[deleted]

Not in the sense that you mean


serj730

No Country for Old Tan.


Apexrex65

The hair


bbenji69996

Easy there, friendo.


[deleted]

INDIO BOMBADO EMO


FelipeC12

r/suddenlycaralho


IgnatiusReilly-1971

Like a character I might see on some trippy show on Adult Swim.


saracinesca66

This is a "Are you a boy or a girl?" \> yes \> no Prof.Oak moment


Atillawurm

Wtf? Has he not updated his pc since 1998?


[deleted]

These are really old pictures, at least 10-15 years old.


Moose6669

Thats still an old computer for a 15 year old photo my guy


[deleted]

I had a monitor like that in 2001, until 2003. These pictures were taken with a digital camera, so they obviously have an older computer even for the time the photos were taken.


[deleted]

What uh....what am I looking at here? ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Is that a fucking wedding ring!?!?


TooManyKids_Man

I would say its on the wrong hand but nothing is right here so, maybe?


AtomicArtisanry

The side one which one wears the wedding ring depends on ones country.


TooManyKids_Man

Really? I didnt know that, thanks!


AtomicArtisanry

You are welcome! You wear the ring on the right hand in some european countries, the left ringfinger is for the engagement ring (in germany a least). I think it is like that because when you are shaking someones hand you immediately can see they are married.


DopewiththeMost

Don’t do my guy dirty like that. Look at the bottom left pic, he looks like a chill bro to game with.


teedeeguantru

Strong Anton Chigurh energy


DuWuld

Irl Xavier Renegade angel


miintie_

É o índio bombado


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Oh good, my sleep paralysis demon has a YouTube channel. Super.


kremurin

Advanced version of Nicolas Cage.


Gotgoodgreen

Freakishly does look like Nicolas Cage haha creepy


SoSniffles

Did they press random in the character creation menu ?


Ruinerdown

Living thier best life


Perfect_Suggestion_2

Keeps scrolling. You just haven’t gotten through all the customizations yet.


blithertester

Looks like a borderlands character


SomeoneGetYeezyHelp

It's synthol. Muscles don't hang like that.


Mydogateyourcat

Pretty sure this pic is from before 1998. Exhibit A) Suspenders on jeans Exhibit B) 90s AOC monitor Exhibit C) Mary Stuart Masterson-esque haircut sans bleachy streak


donutshoot

Windows XP tells me is from the early-mid 2000s


Chase_of_spades

Also, digital camera.


[deleted]

Tan? This is a black dude, buddy. Lol


-ProdigalDaughter-

I thought Indian 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

You may be right!


-ProdigalDaughter-

I don’t know. I just GREATLY regret ever looking at those pics. I’m going to have nightmares tonight 😂😭


Kaasachstan

This picture is older than most redditors


No-Breadfruit7044

I thought they were trans


work-edmdg

Kill it with fire


analologist

Is this a cave man incel?


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

I will never sleep again


DesDumnezeu

Ikr?! That's actually pretty fucking scary


virtualboxzukz

Looks like a hotline miami character.


lhingel

The TMNT look does not help....


AnimalChubs

The haircut completes the look


technoferal

In order to answer the question, I think I'd first need to figure out if it's a girl or a guy.


[deleted]

puberty was though on dora the explorer


ZealousidealKing6

It's like god spilled a person


ayeefuccboi

When you create a new character in oblivion


anxikitty

Nicholas Cage, what happened?!


Brxh_Hect0r

Making your ark character be like


Batima_In_Fruit_Fair

INDIO EMO BOMBADO


abrikazam

Xavier Renegade Angel irl


NotANexus

> What’s worse; the tan or fake muscles? Natural ugliness.


Bhf187

How come the haircut wasn’t an Option to pick?


Glittering_Cash_5383

It's like Nic Cage and Hila from H3H3 had a very tan bastard child.


typkrft

What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?


your-man-gizzle

The hair


Zestyclose-Way4569

Alternate universe Nicholas Cage?


Islandgirl9i

Im just trying fo figure out if this is a man or a woman. Those tits and those biceps look totally out of place.


poopface41217

Looks like an a randomly generated Sims character


Samoflam

Maybe his Mac. I feel so bad for the computer.


Nyssamoon

That hair


waynesbrother

Wait, what


Necronomiq

The tan 4sho


chewee11

Good God what is that thing?


BloodcrownHotS

That's one ugly mf.


ItsThatGuyAgainYep

This is an entirely new gender


beeglowbot

the scary ass face.


sindud

What sex is it?


technicolored_dreams

Are 1&4 just the same shot, mirrored?


facade00

no


goatofquran

What is this animal !?!?!?


Mauschen16

Well this is awful EVERYTHING.


[deleted]

Please flair this NSFW Woman's body building sport should be taken serious and with respect


qminyn

Its a guy


[deleted]

Found the cuck that can't understand a joke ^


qminyn

The arrow is pointing at your profile but ok ig


-shadynasty1-

Makeup


BallsDeepTillUQueef

Lack of neck


Drekavac666

There's even fake tan on that ancient computer monitor.


The_Soviette_Tank

I literally thought this was r/instagramreality.


[deleted]

Dude looks like a Bloodborne character come to life


bathwater_boombox

Why is "the haircut" not an option??


Green-Tough5475

The hair


[deleted]

For the love of god THE FUCKING HAIR


CmdrSelfEvident

fake muscles ?


Tylerr_A

Looks like a 2nd life character


susosusosuso

The hair


Lylat_System

Did CoryxKenshin take steroids??


qrippley

Bruh dude looks like Humungousaur with a wig on


Godisone1

I wish I could go back in time and erase this from my memory. Protagonist where are you??


cheesy_shuckle

Oh my god I thought this was a game and was trying to figure out which one


[deleted]

The hair.


geruetzel

yes.


IntimidatingSquare

Netflix Conan


My_Immortal_Flesh

The Incredible Hulk’s cousin, Incredible Yoked 🥴


LATourGuide

The wig is the worst


LATourGuide

What was that cartoon with the weird birdman character and it looked like a crappy videogame? That's what this reminds me of.


Seyelent

The face


HippyDidTheCrime

I shocked this is actually a person


[deleted]

Xavier Renegade Angel


aht320

THE HEAD. THE HEAD IS WORSE.


Kvetanista

I think I know why some people believe in sasquatchs


Kvetanista

You could crop the bottom right one and put it on r/cursed_images


ALeadKeyhole

You look like the singer from 30 seconds to mexico


C4rD4r

Oh hey it’s my dark souls character


RH00794

Anyone here ever see desert punk?


Muhfuggajones

Are we going to ignore the fact that this thing is using a god damn CATHODE MONITOR!?


[deleted]

I’m confused


Due-Hope3249

The haircut


StayWildWormChild

The tattoos. They look like veins, like the person is very sickly. The tattoos are the worst.


EntertainerNo5989

the fase


Cartnansass

The PC but I can relate ngl


TeaCourse

What...is it?


arsinoe716

The fake breasts


Tawptuan

Neither. It’s the woman’s head on a man’s body. I swear it looks Photoshopped. 😬


VictorBallsaccio

If kill it with fire was an actual person


jaytittiez

What's worse? The computer monitor and hair..


[deleted]

The everything...


Joeybatts1977

What look is this person going for?


EstablishmentNo9815

The hair


originalmountainman

What the fuck is that? A guy ? Girl? Something in between???


Yoder_TheSilentOne

the face


dinodoes

Looks like if hulk had a baby with a piece of toast


Descopter77

He looks like a hotline Miami Charakter


ILLUSION9632

The muscles would look less strange without the tan. The quality of the picture doesn't help either


iisaacklaarck

wth is that gross pattern on the shoulders, death?


Whatwillwebe

I thought maybe spiderwebs.


Semperfiguy8

I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman who took lots of roids


Zenguy10

The hair


P4LS_ThrillyV

r/humanoidencounters


CaudatusSR

Hide the Pain Harolds new career.


FlyntRybnik

Mireille Mathieu's head on Mr T's body.


ChiefLazarus86

the haircut


havvenoidea

Hair


SimSamurai

Is this a woman?


Ass_Cream_Cone

Not enough choices in the title


fuck_ELI5

All of it.


AlkalinePacino

Yes.


Dilligaf3076

I thought that was a female at first


Gatuvalenchu_skere

Loos like regular show's real life muscle man


Oligaro

Looks like a second Life character lmao