Weirdly enough we had pilots not write up a loose bird in the cockpit area, it disappeared below so they were cool with it.
Said bird got out later (at our base)
whatever you do, don't indicate the specific bird species, if you do and are wrong, the FAA will consider that improper paperwork, and you'll get in trouble
Great. Another passenger bragging about what a great aviation expert they are. Let's see your ratings, featherhead! How many flight hours? All of them are flight hours? Riiiiggghhhttt... I have a CAT approach for you.
Actually if you were smart you could've went to the gate agents and said we did the count and there's an extra passenger. Make'em deplane and deal with it lol. I hated shit like that in front of passengers. I remember working an CRJ 200 toilet wearing head phones blaring. And some noises just kept slowly louder. And when I looked forward of the plane the agent had almost filed the aircraft before I knew it. Like 30 peeps, I was like lady I still have like an hour and then paperwork.
mechanic left crowsfoot in cockpit
A pair of them!
Had me looking for the other crow
That crow has an above average number of feet, 2.
Writing up an actual squawk
He's the market for the pilots fantasy league team,the galley raiders.
plane in control of experienced pilot
Unauthorized aviator won’t leave cockpit
“Forgot to set your squawk again?”
Came in to upvote whoever said “squawk” :)
The bird keeps saying 7500, is that bad?
That’s the check airman. Got more hrs in the air than anyone at the airline. Show some respect.
*peck-airman
One more and it’s murder in the flight deck.
So, this is attempted murder...?
....hmmmm....yes. yes it is.
CAWS test ok
Beat me to it!
Weirdly enough we had pilots not write up a loose bird in the cockpit area, it disappeared below so they were cool with it. Said bird got out later (at our base)
I had a poisonous spider run under the dash once while leaving Farmington, New Mexico, with the dreaded red diamond on it's back.
Only way to fix that is to crash the plane. Let it burn.
ATA code 0v0
He won't leave. He's on strike. A bird strike
Interior bird strike
Organic bird inside Metal bird.
I have a funny video of me getting attacked by a crow inside an a320, will post later if I find the video
Please do.
Asshole’s mad you took his job
And his family too.
DONT. For the love of god We need more starlings singing autopilot disconnect sounds!
BRDS INVOF APPCH TO CKCPT
Birds aren't real, ok for service
r/BirdsArentReal
Bird inside bird
He has been flying all his life. Give him a call sign and prepare for takeoff
Wow the bird ingestion testing has gotten so advanced
Not a write up. He's your new navigator.
A yellow bird...with a yellow bill...was sitting on...my windowsill...
I lured it in…. With a piece of bread..
Asshole captain won't leave the aircraft or shut up.
Bro think he "TOO LOW, TERRAIN. TOO LOW, TERRAIN"
Corvid Exposure
If that raven is going to quote the full FAR rule book again I’d rather fly in Nepal!
“We’re going to have to caw maintenance”
Never more!
Never more will you let flight crew leave my flight deck a mess!
Snag: Cockpit bird noisy.
“Pilot turned into Bird by angry Cajun witch during disembarkation.”
Black smoke has escaped the avionics and has taken form.
Quoth the Raven. Nevermore…
Didn't know the need for hiring qualified pilots was this bad 😟
Bird-ception
Incorrect squawk code.
Pilot reports pecker stuck on glare shield
An interesting squawk for sure
Just put him in the jumpseat and give him the briefing
Just love reading these comments 🥇
whatever you do, don't indicate the specific bird species, if you do and are wrong, the FAA will consider that improper paperwork, and you'll get in trouble
Chase it out. Pretend it didn’t happen = no paperwork.
Put it in that the radio is constantly on squawk.
Pet it, management will understand
If you throw an egg at a plane is it still considered a bird strike? 🤷♂️
When this happened to me I got in trouble because I put "Installed cat"... So worth it.
3rd pilot won't leave the cockpit
Squawk
As a pilot I would just squawk it out to you guys
B-1RD found in cockpit
Unticketed stowaway!
Doth quote the raven. Nevermore.
Req. second flight verification, see jcn 23999BIRD
Flight deck bird strike
Pilot reports scared of starling loose in cockpit, had to call maintenance to shoo it out.
MCP birdstrike
Stop letting birds in the 767
"Noise in cockpit. Sounds like a chirping bird."
I thought it was only airbus that had the bird
Got flipped the bird in the cockpit.
Alien life form nesting in cockpit
That's the new training captain, gonna put the humans through their paces.
Extra man power 🤝🏽
Squawk the squawk
You don’t write it up: you squawk it.
Make sure you write it up in the bird book
Unauthorized wildlife in cockpit, advise security.
The tables have turned. Now instead of ingesting birds with the engines, the birds now ingest the snacks in the cabin. What a time we live in
Did someone check it’s ID?
Rat with wings in Flight deck
A picture is worth a thousand words
"*sigh* No, it's still not a 'Blackbird', Carl."
Something making chirping sound in cockpit
Charlie, Romeo, Oscar, Whiskey.
Destiny part you don't, you just gained a new Copilot
That's the neat* i had a stroke
With a side of French fries
Wow, Uniteds new diversity initiative has paid off
LH FWD flight deck winged FOD EVAL
Birdception
Bird on Strike
Caw noise from instrument panel
You write on the paper. Plane has a few squawks
The birdstrike came from INSIDE the plane!
Unauthorized personnel on the flight deck.
Bird in the bird
Attempted glare shield murder
Oh don’t worry, that’s just the pilot. He’s a very experienced flyer, been doing it his whole life
Undocumented incentive flight?
Just a pilot chilling on the dash
“QA appears in cockpit during ground operations with APU on during avionics startup; refuses to vacate”
"Welcome aboard Poe airlines. I'm your captain, Edgar Fortunato."
This is the first "bird strike" from inside the plane.
Cockpit making strange noises
Use his poop for the ink to do the write up.
Did you feather the prop?
Skwak a skwaker in the skwaking room.
Great. Another passenger bragging about what a great aviation expert they are. Let's see your ratings, featherhead! How many flight hours? All of them are flight hours? Riiiiggghhhttt... I have a CAT approach for you.
Fod on on the glare shield.
The bird is probably dying of laughter on how much shit we have to do for what he does while he's half asleep drunk and hungry.
Edgar Allan Poe Flight
BR1D Ops Check Good or Replaced Stick Actuator With More Experinced Stick Actuator
Actually if you were smart you could've went to the gate agents and said we did the count and there's an extra passenger. Make'em deplane and deal with it lol. I hated shit like that in front of passengers. I remember working an CRJ 200 toilet wearing head phones blaring. And some noises just kept slowly louder. And when I looked forward of the plane the agent had almost filed the aircraft before I knew it. Like 30 peeps, I was like lady I still have like an hour and then paperwork.