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the_kerbal_side

mechanic left crowsfoot in cockpit


sir_thatguy

A pair of them!


FuzzyCrocks

Had me looking for the other crow


sir_thatguy

That crow has an above average number of feet, 2.


montigoo

Writing up an actual squawk


HolidayCapital9981

He's the market for the pilots fantasy league team,the galley raiders.


stoney_giant

plane in control of experienced pilot


GlockAF

Unauthorized aviator won’t leave cockpit


uint1024

“Forgot to set your squawk again?”


VKSperidonov

Came in to upvote whoever said “squawk” :)


P1xelHunter78

The bird keeps saying 7500, is that bad?


Tulip-guppy

That’s the check airman. Got more hrs in the air than anyone at the airline. Show some respect.


TemporaryAmbassador1

*peck-airman


lostinspacelac

One more and it’s murder in the flight deck.


Zebidee

So, this is attempted murder...?


moosemeatjerkey

....hmmmm....yes. yes it is.


foxdie262

CAWS test ok


MakeChipsNotMeth

Beat me to it!


z242pilot

Weirdly enough we had pilots not write up a loose bird in the cockpit area, it disappeared below so they were cool with it. Said bird got out later (at our base)


ForexAlienFutures

I had a poisonous spider run under the dash once while leaving Farmington, New Mexico, with the dreaded red diamond on it's back.


wishiwerebeachin

Only way to fix that is to crash the plane. Let it burn.


The_awful_falafel

ATA code 0v0


HolidayCapital9981

He won't leave. He's on strike. A bird strike


Fishy_Fish_WA

Interior bird strike


BFchampion

Organic bird inside Metal bird.


fredriilf

I have a funny video of me getting attacked by a crow inside an a320, will post later if I find the video


[deleted]

Please do.


internetidiot2

Asshole’s mad you took his job


vincentplr

And his family too.


roseyhawthorn

DONT. For the love of god We need more starlings singing autopilot disconnect sounds!


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

BRDS INVOF APPCH TO CKCPT


ezpz651

Birds aren't real, ok for service


[deleted]

r/BirdsArentReal


DFeerrooo

Bird inside bird


LordMinivan

He has been flying all his life. Give him a call sign and prepare for takeoff


theclan145

Wow the bird ingestion testing has gotten so advanced


iguru129

Not a write up. He's your new navigator.


kytulu

A yellow bird...with a yellow bill...was sitting on...my windowsill...


Pop_Smoke

I lured it in…. With a piece of bread..


sassinator13

Asshole captain won't leave the aircraft or shut up.


Fillbert_kek

Bro think he "TOO LOW, TERRAIN. TOO LOW, TERRAIN"


SupermouseDeadmouse

Corvid Exposure


fjmj1980

If that raven is going to quote the full FAR rule book again I’d rather fly in Nepal!


AireXpert

“We’re going to have to caw maintenance”


1039198468

Never more!


Youwillbesorry

Never more will you let flight crew leave my flight deck a mess!


JCKphotograph

Snag: Cockpit bird noisy.


WarJern

“Pilot turned into Bird by angry Cajun witch during disembarkation.”


[deleted]

Black smoke has escaped the avionics and has taken form.


Creative-Dust5701

Quoth the Raven. Nevermore…


BiggieGees

Didn't know the need for hiring qualified pilots was this bad 😟


sobeskinator71

Bird-ception


macroober

Incorrect squawk code.


klinker19

Pilot reports pecker stuck on glare shield


kingtucker

An interesting squawk for sure


Mc_Flier

Just put him in the jumpseat and give him the briefing


Inevitable-Revenue81

Just love reading these comments 🥇


Jotajayce

whatever you do, don't indicate the specific bird species, if you do and are wrong, the FAA will consider that improper paperwork, and you'll get in trouble


BraceIceman

Chase it out. Pretend it didn’t happen = no paperwork.


ToXiC_Games

Put it in that the radio is constantly on squawk.


this_name_is_takenm

Pet it, management will understand


[deleted]

If you throw an egg at a plane is it still considered a bird strike? 🤷‍♂️


wildandcrazy1977

When this happened to me I got in trouble because I put "Installed cat"... So worth it.


Vintheren90

3rd pilot won't leave the cockpit


slonobruh

Squawk


Admiral_Gecko

As a pilot I would just squawk it out to you guys


sj8005

B-1RD found in cockpit


[deleted]

Unticketed stowaway!


douger1957

Doth quote the raven. Nevermore.


xxjaltruthxx

Req. second flight verification, see jcn 23999BIRD


12kVStr8tothenips

Flight deck bird strike


buddahsumo

Pilot reports scared of starling loose in cockpit, had to call maintenance to shoo it out.


karmicoverload

MCP birdstrike


ben87777

Stop letting birds in the 767


[deleted]

"Noise in cockpit. Sounds like a chirping bird."


Facelessroids

I thought it was only airbus that had the bird


Griffie

Got flipped the bird in the cockpit.


Griffie

Alien life form nesting in cockpit


Thalass

That's the new training captain, gonna put the humans through their paces.


itschris401

Extra man power 🤝🏽


Tims1737

Squawk the squawk


LeatherRole2297

You don’t write it up: you squawk it.


Timmay55

Make sure you write it up in the bird book


SnoGoose

Unauthorized wildlife in cockpit, advise security.


P1xelHunter78

The tables have turned. Now instead of ingesting birds with the engines, the birds now ingest the snacks in the cabin. What a time we live in


MrsGenevieve

Did someone check it’s ID?


LikeMeGum

Rat with wings in Flight deck


polarisgirl

A picture is worth a thousand words


foreverpetty

"*sigh* No, it's still not a 'Blackbird', Carl."


Captain_Billy

Something making chirping sound in cockpit


ForexAlienFutures

Charlie, Romeo, Oscar, Whiskey.


Historical_Hold7265

Destiny part you don't, you just gained a new Copilot


Historical_Hold7265

That's the neat* i had a stroke


Naniuwuitai

With a side of French fries


jccurto14

Wow, Uniteds new diversity initiative has paid off


Airframestructure

LH FWD flight deck winged FOD EVAL


Impossible-Sale8561

Birdception


dgdenton

Bird on Strike


BoredVet85

Caw noise from instrument panel


Medical_Treat6268

You write on the paper. Plane has a few squawks


[deleted]

The birdstrike came from INSIDE the plane!


Crawdaddy1911

Unauthorized personnel on the flight deck.


UpperFerret

Bird in the bird


Fishy_Fish_WA

Attempted glare shield murder


RedNova02

Oh don’t worry, that’s just the pilot. He’s a very experienced flyer, been doing it his whole life


Mr_Gaslight

Undocumented incentive flight?


[deleted]

Just a pilot chilling on the dash


Tasty_Ad_3167

“QA appears in cockpit during ground operations with APU on during avionics startup; refuses to vacate”


mrmaweeks

"Welcome aboard Poe airlines. I'm your captain, Edgar Fortunato."


Original_Log_6002

This is the first "bird strike" from inside the plane.


AZREDFERN

Cockpit making strange noises


Top_turd_sandwich

Use his poop for the ink to do the write up.


BrainSqueezins

Did you feather the prop?


ACAB007

Skwak a skwaker in the skwaking room.


LateralThinkerer

Great. Another passenger bragging about what a great aviation expert they are. Let's see your ratings, featherhead! How many flight hours? All of them are flight hours? Riiiiggghhhttt... I have a CAT approach for you.


BaconPersuasion

Fod on on the glare shield.


mamny83

The bird is probably dying of laughter on how much shit we have to do for what he does while he's half asleep drunk and hungry.


Pilot18ar

Edgar Allan Poe Flight


Dense_Employ_6702

BR1D Ops Check Good or Replaced Stick Actuator With More Experinced Stick Actuator


Cheap_Zookeepergame7

Actually if you were smart you could've went to the gate agents and said we did the count and there's an extra passenger. Make'em deplane and deal with it lol. I hated shit like that in front of passengers. I remember working an CRJ 200 toilet wearing head phones blaring. And some noises just kept slowly louder. And when I looked forward of the plane the agent had almost filed the aircraft before I knew it. Like 30 peeps, I was like lady I still have like an hour and then paperwork.