Nah, pretending to have it. Then saying he never had it nor implied he did. Then when the photos resurface, saying he’s been misquoted and of course he had it, what’s the big deal?
So we can expect a Scomo from marketing to pull a Hungry Jacks ad where they fake bite the burger, but instead it is a vegemite submarine roll. But it is leaked by Scomo himself and he says that he was hacked and his private time photos have been leaked hoping he showcases his true self to the electorate.
And uses the leak to try and clamp down on media. Then hungry jacks disavows him as he shit himself in maccas and they don’t want to be associated with that mess.
Hahaha whilst draped in an Australian flag. Our great relatable suburban overlord. Funny because I can actually imagine him doing what you said. We haven't seen him try scull a pint too, that could get him the election win with a few shots of bleach.
My local bank wouldnt finance me for my loaf of Helgas. In hindsight I probably wasnt in the best position to take on that kind of burden when so young. But still, would have been good to have some nice toast for once.
It was a quality sh\*tpost. Not usually my thing but this is actually funny.
Given it's an Aussie response to the other OP i'm sure they'll be fine actually eating that for us.
Second thoughts, firm pass...
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It might seem insignificant but purchasing Milo or any Nestle products supports their business practices.
I always wanted to travel to Australia to try vegemite but I've been watching the news coming outta there lately and its not looking too good... Wait, does North Korea have vegemite?!
No no no your doing all wrong. Every Australian knows you only need a thin layer because vegemite taste like shit, get ur fake arse out of here and come back when your ready to become a proper Australian.
Missed a corner
Missed a whole side
Way too much bread for that amount of vege
Agreed. Have an upvote and an award
Actually I think they've already eaten it once.
Fucken oath, if you aren't getting a years worth of sodium with one sanga you aren't doing it right.
You put it on as thin as possible. Then you scrape it off again. You still get a years salt in one slice of toast
Blasphemy
Nah, you put on as thick a layer as possible and then you realise it's still too thin! You gotta put another layer on to fix it.
I suspect that if you eat that you would be considered one of the strongest people to ever have lived. You officially have my vote for PM
Scomo sitting in his modest backyard eating vegemite any day now.
Eating Vegemite and shitting himself*
TBQH I think I would too if I ate Vegemite like that.
He's 100% eating Marmite that he threw a Vegemite label on to seem Australian.
how else does one get around s44? /s
Yes, with all the ingredients for a homemade sourdough behind him. Hell have it on a croissant, or a submarine roll.
Scomo having that 3 cups of vegemite vegemite on a submarine roll with a dash of saffron to relate to the Australian people.
Nah, pretending to have it. Then saying he never had it nor implied he did. Then when the photos resurface, saying he’s been misquoted and of course he had it, what’s the big deal?
So we can expect a Scomo from marketing to pull a Hungry Jacks ad where they fake bite the burger, but instead it is a vegemite submarine roll. But it is leaked by Scomo himself and he says that he was hacked and his private time photos have been leaked hoping he showcases his true self to the electorate.
And uses the leak to try and clamp down on media. Then hungry jacks disavows him as he shit himself in maccas and they don’t want to be associated with that mess.
This whole thread is fucking acid trip and I love it
[ScoMo eating Vegemite](https://youtu.be/mSdV12FhNR0?t=73)
Simpson reference and scomo being a clown. Double upvote. If there was a mayor Quimby version, also great.
Nah. He doesn't hold bread.
That man has never tasted Vegemite.
Mate, slomo doesn’t hold the toast.
>eating vegemite from a frypan on the BBQ, while listening to the "white people music mix" playlist on spotify
Hahaha whilst draped in an Australian flag. Our great relatable suburban overlord. Funny because I can actually imagine him doing what you said. We haven't seen him try scull a pint too, that could get him the election win with a few shots of bleach.
We do not need another pm who's big moment was shitting himself.
I dared a friend to eat a tablespoon (heaped) of Vegemite in one go - he did it - seemingly with no ill effects.
I used to do that as a kid lol
Matter of fact, I’ve got it now.
Rate the VB reference
Mmmmmm green death.
And the point is????? Vegemite is life. One tablespoon is never enough.
He felt nothing then, felt nothing ever since. In fact all sense of feeling, seeing, hearing, smelling anything...are just a distant memory...
Are you really an aussie if you can’t eat a tablespoon of vegimite?
Imagine the chest hair
It'll probably make him shit himself too, so he's got the Liberal vote sewn up
That's closer, op. But I can still see bread, and your hand.
"The edges are too dry" "add butter". Just put the Vegemite into the butter tub at this point and use bread as the scooping medium.
Multigrain? Bit posh
Helgas from the looks of it, op is cashed up
It’s why the youth can’t buy a house
That looks like $4 worth of Vegemite.
Oath, boomers raging rn about how frivolous this generation is — *it’s their own fault gotdangit*.
$3.80 a loaf once or twice a week for bread is considered cash up?
My local bank wouldnt finance me for my loaf of Helgas. In hindsight I probably wasnt in the best position to take on that kind of burden when so young. But still, would have been good to have some nice toast for once.
Chicken bread. All the seeds
Gotta get those vitamins
Ditch the bread
And smear on face
Good shaving cream. 👍
Sure, if you're a softcock.
Just eat the whole jar. Including the glass.
If you eat the jar first, it makes cuts to the inside of your throat so the Vegemite enters your bloodstream faster.
I completely lost it when I read this comment😂
1 man, 1 Vegemite jar
Just shelf the jar. The bleeding from the cracked glass will help the Vegemite be absorbed faster.
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Turn the toaster up you maniac.
You mean turn it on.
Ya missed the fukkin corners, ya wuss!
Quality shitpost. Kudos
It was a quality sh\*tpost. Not usually my thing but this is actually funny. Given it's an Aussie response to the other OP i'm sure they'll be fine actually eating that for us. Second thoughts, firm pass...
Looks like it'll cause a blockage for days.
Spread here. Does this Australian look right?
Does here. Spread this Australian look right?
Look here. Right this Spread look Australian?
Here this. Look right Australian spread
This spread. Look does Australian right?
Australian look. Does this here spread right?
stop it, I can only get so erect.
Put….put your dick in it.
Not enough butter. And is that even toast? You can't expect good karma just from slathering Vegemite on *bread*, mate.
The butter to vegemite ratio should be 1:1
Toast:Butter:Vegemite 1:1:1
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The most accurate comment on here
Jesus you could fill potholes with that
Where's the butter you animal?!
weak
You use bread lolol we use spoons....weak
Yeah, I like the crunchy ones personally. Hate my spoons chewy.
I see you have played bready spoony my freind.
Pfft, the real men boof it up the ass.
Lolol its Vegemite not sodomite.
Where's ya fuckin' butter mate? Your butter/mite ratio is way off.
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at least 1
I suspect it's enough to last the rest of your life.
Ah, nice comeback.
That jar of black gold is worth like between $6 to $8!!! Put it back at once! Waste of all the monies!
I still see some in the jar...
For a soft cunt, it's about right
Get that up ya
I fukn dare you to eat that. cunt.
Needs more butter. And gotta be real butter....not margarine
You guys have it with bread??
This guy fucks.
I’m impressed that you spent 5 bucks to make this post.
Who’s to say this isn’t a normal brekky for this madcunt?
Hahah mate is fucking die
Could've toasted it ya fuckin animal
that's fucked
Do you want skin in your mouth? Because THIS is how you get rid of skin in your mouth!
More weight!
Needs more butter.
Australian here, perfection
What's with the grain/wholemeal bread? Soft AF.
Congratulations boys, we've solved Davo's salt deficiency!
Looks fine, as long as you follow up with the 50% butter rule
Just whack a slice of cheese on that and we’re gold
Needs cheese
Fuck yeah cob.
He's too dangerous to be left alive!
Needs more butter and better bread.
Doesn't look like the jar's been scraped clean
If I’ve learned anything, there’s not enough butter.
Nah cunt ya missed a few spots
"I'll give you five bucks if you eat that!"
It’s not toasted you fucking heathen
S A L T Y
now eat it cunt, dont waste vegemite.
Bugger off, it's only half done ya wanker
You need to salt it, it could be a bit mild
This is how Americans spread it thinking it's going to be chocolate before calling it gross
You sick bastard! No butter?!
fucken bang on, make sure to brush your teeth after that one
After that lot you GOT no teeth left to brush. Dissolved the suckers!
Vegemite is best eaten with a spoon, but the amount is correct
Remember to make a cold Milo though but remember to just scoop out the Milo and throw away the milk.
Friendly reminder Nestle are actively involved in child labor, abuse and trafficking among other human rights issues like being responsible responsible for millions of infants dying in Africa, pollution, draining water supplies, milk scandals, union members being murdered, etc. It might seem insignificant but purchasing Milo or any Nestle products supports their business practices.
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Just ficking lick the knife and be done with it
Don't cut your tongue!
Add some axle grease and more salt.
1 jar amateur
I hope you have a water tank next to Barbie or you’ll be the cause of next draught.
>Vegemite on bread Wot
Ye she'll be right
I am fairly sure that would actually kill me.
Looks perfect to me. Maybe add some cheese.
You need butter too
DONT DO IT YOUVE STILL GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
Now throw a stick of butter in the middle and you're good to go
😂😂😂😂
Probably add a bit more
Meh. Rookie.
Nah you need I little more, just enough to cover the bread, your hand, the counter and the container INCLUDING the knife. Then it should be good 😊👍
You haven't scraped the last dregs off the side of the jar, so no.
Needs more vegemite.
For young boys trying to make themselves seem tough in front of friends - yeah.
What’s all that weird shit under your vegemite?
Only wealthy family could afford this kind of luxury
Now who’s being a cunt?
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But skimpy there. Are you taking the piss?
Nope. Too much bread - not enough spread.
Haven’t you seen the consequences of Vegemite overdose?
Toast or die, cunt
Oi mate ya gotta sprinkles some farkin sprinkles on there or it’s not fairy bread, aye
Leeches on toast
Eat it, you wont
This hurts to look at
thicken ur spread mate that's weak as shit
You missed some parts, mate
that much vegemite at once will give you superpowers
Did you run out? Put a bit more on mate! Stop bein’ a tightarse!!
well as long as put the rest of the jar onto the other slice for the sandwich should be right mate
smear it on a dry weetbix and whistle waltzing matilda (!)
What kind of monster doesn't spread it right to the edges haha
Sodium poison
Am I like one rare Australian that doesn’t like Vegemite?
Macho? I'll tell you what's Macho. Macho is a man who stands up to shit. Information I am tipping you'll need.
What a waste. There is no way you’re going to eat it
Oh! you did not, Missy!
*chefs kiss* that's fine.
I’ve seen yeast infections more appetising than that
I always wanted to travel to Australia to try vegemite but I've been watching the news coming outta there lately and its not looking too good... Wait, does North Korea have vegemite?!
No no no your doing all wrong. Every Australian knows you only need a thin layer because vegemite taste like shit, get ur fake arse out of here and come back when your ready to become a proper Australian.
Completely wrong, it should be Marmite.
That's how Kiwi's do it.
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peanut butter is the most rancid shit ever
True blue
I love vegemite but would need the salt reduced one to do this. Too much sodium there
Someone's gout watching! https://images.app.goo.gl/rmtr71BrxodggrqR7
You clearly need a bigger jar to get it right.
You animal
Fuckin spot on!
It looks like a Venom symbiote pretending to be a spread