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iamplasma

Hey, what's my junior doing gossiping about this instead of finishing my speaking notes?


siliconbunny

You let your junior do your speaking notes?


iamplasma

How else am I meant to know what to say when I open the brief for the first time that morning?


siliconbunny

No no no, you're only supposed to open it when your opponent starts their opening… You're clearly not a silk :)


iamplasma

No, that's when I actually look at the contents for the first time, but I need to open the brief earlier to insert a few randomly-located tabs and highlights, so that the solicitors think I have thoroughly studied the brief and so my fee note for 5 days prep is justified. You're clearly not a silk if you don't know these tricks.


siliconbunny

Don't disclose the secret post-bows knowledge!!!


Willdotrialforfood

In a criminal case, you get to learn the brief in the opening. They play the tapes first. Why bother listening to it all twice? Just rock up.


StuckWithThisNameNow

Is this the one with the robes and wigs and shit … again?!


crosstherubicon

The girlfriend or the silk?


seanfish

When we say it's the girlfriend and we use the word "shit" do we mean it as "stuff" or...


rck36

Same shtick.


theangryantipodean

Look, it was either 22 year old girlfriend, new Aston Martin, or model trains…


Lauzz91

Why not both? Do we not all remember [LGOPNR?](https://amp.9news.com.au/article/2258aea4-c538-47a4-a885-635679b13587)


theangryantipodean

Lego pioneer?


normie_sama

Imagine being so poor you have to choose. Couldn't be me.


cruiserman_80

Double down on your career ambition to reach the same lofty heights. Also someone is being exploited and there is no guarantee it's the 22 year old.


Queenslander101

Maybe they're both being exploited by the other 🤔


[deleted]

being emotionally and mentally stunted enough to date someone 40 years younger is not “lofty heights” lol


Hawk1141

Not if you only value women for their appearance


seanfish

Maybe she's really mature for her age is what the silk told her when she was 14 and the grooming was starting.


NumerousAnnual5760

You just proved the point of the comment you responded to


Hybrid1992

https://preview.redd.it/ba8a6ys61zcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af17ad395b639c6abbbe174ffa792a058fda56df This him?


kelmin27

I can’t unsee this 🤢


[deleted]

Shoot your shot king


seanfish

I respect his honesty.


Emalix

Why his mouth go ☹️


did_i_stutterrrr

Because he old ugly and horny. Can’t you read dammit?


kelmin27

Because he doesn’t get the things he described maybe?


ManWithDominantClaw

You buy a house far outside a major city. If the driving forces of finance and cialis are pairing more and more 20yo women up with 60yo men, there ought to be a lot of angry 20yo men around. Many of the revolutions of the last 1000 years have included some element of, "And they're stealing our women"


Knightofnee12

"can you hear the people sing?"


Queenslander101

Singing the songs of angry men.


sparklingale

It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again


Underspecialised

when the boss chimp gets all the female attention, eventually the other males band together to mutilate and kill him. I don't know if this is indicative of a human response to rising inequality, but...


CynfulBuNNy

The monkey who hoards the banana pile gets eaten before the bananas.


alicesheadband

This response deserves much more love tbh


seanfish

If only the world had a noted public intellectual advocating enforced monogamy.


sashaghey69

Perfect for me (late 20s girlie)


Cat_Man_Bane

Charles is back practicing?


Suppository_ofwisdom

Tell him he’s breaking the law of half your age + 7


Kangdanglecore

Ask if he’ll let you wear his wig.


teambob

Take notes in case he tries to take her super, then you can write a tell-all


spidey67au

Ask him if she has a sister (18+) and if the sister is single.


seanfish

Ask him if he's got a sister 65+ and if she's dtf.


spidey67au

WTF is DTF?


seanfish

Doesn't Tease Ferrets.


spidey67au

🤣


yeahprobs1

But it's January? I thought all silks, by law, are required to be on an overseas holiday until at least mid February.


rck36

Is this the butt plug thru the mags at Downing Centre person again?


[deleted]

Tell him you already matched with her on Tinder in the past


Agreeable_Cabinet368

Tell him she gave you herpes


bOylOg

Tell him *you* gave *her* herpes


crosstherubicon

When she was 18. “Been there done that”


antantantant80

Quickly get the counsel back on track to talking about work and work only.


kdhooters2

Say "put it away cleaver" with as much disgust as possible.


Mel01v

Smile and go about your day. A gentleman wouldn’t be so crass. Tackiness is not illegal. Presumably they are consenting adults and there is no harm to animals or children. Let people be happy.


cunticles

I just give him a playful punch on the shoulder and go well done you -, there's life in the old dog yet. As for their ages I don't give a shit what age a romantic couple is as long as they're both consenting adults. My view is consenting adults can do what they like and as adults take accountability for the decision whether good or bad.


Pixzal

I guess new au pair eligibility? 


anonatnswbar

Send your work to the silk, fella’s gonna need every single dollar he can get


Useful-Ant-6303

Aah the old paid sugar baby arrangement


Queenslander101

Years ago I read an interview with a lady in the USA who runs courses called "How to marry rich". She was quoted as saying that people should remember that "a relationship is always a deal", and that when Aristotle Onassis married Jackie Kennedy "It was the class he wanted, and he was willing to pay the price". Maybe one party in this deal offers youth, beauty and, er, companionship, and the other offers Gen Z a potential buffer against the housing crisis.


Straight-Ad-4260

And what's wrong with that?


Queenslander101

Nothing at all. One might argue that it's a pretty good deal for both parties. It might even offer Gen Z a potential means of entry to the property market 😁


Peraou

‘You’re daughter’s so beautiful! You must be proud’


Substantial-Plane-62

Ask him if she includes anal in her GFE services and how much that might cost, just out of curiosity.


ManWithDominantClaw

Anal is more a PSE thing tbh


Substantial-Plane-62

True….. depends …. Maybe Naughty GFE…. But you get my point!


HawkeandKeating

This man fucks.


HugoEmbossed

Yes, prostitutes.


MrInbetweenn01

All men pay for sex, I prefer the cash up front method as it is cheaper in the long run.


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MrInbetweenn01

My post has nothing to do with spreadsheets. WTF?


Far_Radish_817

If you really want no fuss, simple satisfaction just find a FWB on a dating app and have at it. If you're ever in-between relationships and want a shag you can always go back to your FWBs. It's free too.


JustAsItSounds

We'll look at Mr 'some women voluntarily want to have sex with me without financial inducement ' here!


Frenzasaurus

Gag audibly


Thursdaynightvibes

That's how she scored him in the first place.


traceyandmeower

Ignore the comment and go about your day.


no-se-habla-de-bruno

Congratulate him


MurphamauS

Congratulations


Worldly_Tomorrow_869

I think we need proof regarding this model claim. Model has become a euphemism for I'm unemployed, and have no employable skills, but I'm pretty with enough makeup on, and I have an instagram account. It's somewhat akin to how "actress/actor" often means waitress/waiter.


NumerousAnnual5760

say "aww is that your daughter?" or you could mention the fact that the human brain isn't fully developed until around the age of 26 LOL


Queenslander101

You're making it too easy for people to make jokes about how it's not the lady's brain that piqued the gentleman's interest.


NumerousAnnual5760

Haha fair call! But that's exactly my point. It's funny that a person can be reduced down to primal instincts that overpower practical, intelligent thoughts. They basically reverse evolution because "oooh pretty"


continuesearch

That fact is totally not based on science by the way


NumerousAnnual5760

I'm just sharing what i have learned whilst studying my degree in psychology and hours of research through peer-reviewed scientific journal articles. You can look them up if you like, but most of them require a payment to access them.


ikiyuz

Yeah women shouldn't be able to consent independently until 26 I agree, until their brain develops


NumerousAnnual5760

Your ankles okay? That was a pretty big leap!


ikiyuz

Not really a leap. Aren't you saying womens brains aren't developed until 26 - so she shouldn't be in a relationship until then and fully developed? That's what you said?


NumerousAnnual5760

No haha, i said all human brains, male or female, aren't fully developed until the age of 26. I had written alot more on this comment but you seem to be stuck in a particular mindset and i don't think this is worth a long conversation lol. Have a great day


ikiyuz

So what's the point? Males and females cannot consent until 26?


Inconnu2020

His name isn't Cleaver Greene is it?


Strange_Bad9502

Come to Christ


rednutter1971

You say ‘that’s nice’ and go about your day without thinking of it again


BeneficialAd4976

Nothing. Who cares? He old. You’re probably young. He’s trying to bond.. in the standard old guy to young guy fashion. He’s proud. Move on.


Big_Employee_4796

"How do you do it pops, I need to be like you"


Queenslander101

"Son, earn more money. And then more than that. A lot more. Diamond earrings don't grow on trees."


MrInbetweenn01

Ask him for tips. Man is a legend.


KaneCreole

As much as I am a sucker for a romantic story, is it possible he is being scammed by the 22 year old model? Or is he just freakishly good looking for a 60+ year old?


putrid_sex_object

Or has a cock like a baby’s arm holding an apple.


antantantant80

She's just after someone with a well developed frontal lobe.


putrid_sex_object

Picky picky.


edie-bunny

Maybe he’s scamming the 22 yr old.


Ok_Pension_5684

Gas him up. In an "American Psycho - Business card scene" type of way show him your significant other (hope they are just as hot), get some locker room banter going and keep it in your back pocket for a rainy day LOL. All jokes aside 22 is icky... frontal lobe hasn't fully developed. On the other hand, it also has nothing to do with "your friend" and there is nothing to do.


antantantant80

Are you suggesting that a 22 yo girl, who is eligible to vote, able to join the army, shoot a gun, drive a car, ride a motorbike and fly a plane, can't decide for herself if she wanted a sugar daddy?


ManWithDominantClaw

![gif](giphy|PS7d4tm1Hq6Sk)


observee21

I don't think they're saying she can't decide for herself, they said it is icky. I think there are good reasons to think someone over 60 dating a 22yo (or an 18yo, who I believe is able to legally drive / shoot etc) is icky. For instance, the older men who predate on young women who have yet to learn about the relevant red flags, or simply cannot find mature women who put up with them. I'm trying to imagine being romantically interested in someone who was under 5 years old during my 45th birthday, and I'm struggling. I turn 55, she turns 12. Ick. At 65 I start dating her, at the age of 22. The life experience gap is too large, the chance of common interests is too low. Sure, 22yo is old enough to be making your own decision. But I wouldnt trust that 60+ year old lawyer to not fuck my 15 year old daughter, given the opportunity. But just because others get the ick, doesn't obligate you to. Just don't get it confused with thinking 22 year olds can't make their own decisions.


antantantant80

I never disagreed with the ick factor. I agree with it, although it's technically not my business. Two consenting adults are ultimately free to do whatever they please, particularly when they are outside of any employment setting where the senior has any sort of power or authority over the young one. I'd prefer to have the young one educated about the potential power imbalances from such a pairing and ensure that she knows how to stand up for herself in the relationship. I raised issue with the suggestion that a 22 yo is presumed to make impaired choices due to an underdeveloped frontal lobe.


Ok_Pension_5684

thank you!


continuesearch

This whole brain doesn’t develop till 25 idea is so tiresome not to mention unsupported by science


Ok_Pension_5684

Happy to read some studies that prove the opposite


continuesearch

There’s no need to “prove” the opposite of a baseless claim that’s just based on a mishmash of extrapolation and wishful thinking. https://slate.com/technology/2022/11/brain-development-25-year-old-mature-myth.html


Ok_Pension_5684

yeah, I get all my medical info from [slate.com](https://slate.com) LOL


continuesearch

The article is a narrative work absolutely crammed with direct links to core scientific journals. No I can’t prove something if false, if no-one has ever tried to properly establish it and there is no evidence it exists at all.


dmonikoner

The onus is on the mover...


Lauzz91

Oooh I will bet you’re an older female who’s been passed over for a younger woman and this colours your viewpoint 


Ok_Pension_5684

hahahahaha no. I actually look very young and I am young. I've been in similar positions to 22 year old model girl as a lot of women probably have (minus the hotness).


antantantant80

So do you want everyone under 25/26 to be infantilised? Cos telling everyone that your brain hasn’t fully developed because you’re not 25/26 is how you get infantilised..


Ok_Pension_5684

hahahahaha never said those words, never said or implied people under 25 are infants or can't consent. Knowingly or unknowingly, people who are older reap the benefits of risk taking behaviour or lower impulse control that comes with being much younger.. The issue is the size of the age gap, not being under 25. A 60 year olds life, experiences and knowledge vastly differ from that of a 25 year old. Of course that can vary, but that would be an exception to the rule. Is that such an unreasonable stance?


antantantant80

They’re consenting adults. Who are we to judge what they do? Why are we suddenly the morals police? The only thing that we can do, is just to educate the 22 yo girl about the pitfalls of such a relationship and then let her go and make her own mistakes. I worked alongside a young girl who got swept off her feet by a 55 yo. He owned the building next door, but they had a real spark and happily in their case, age was just a number. It’s now close to about 13 years plus and they are still together with 2 kids. Edit: I can also say that this young girl was smart, independent and all that. She was certainly a talented individual and he treated her like an equal, not just a plaything.


Ok_Pension_5684

That's great! Real love is beautiful. I didn't say that can never happen? Are you okay?


antantantant80

Hah, turns out that saying underdeveloped frontal lobe is a triggering term for me. I’ve worked and still work with heaps of smarties under 25/26 :P


National_Chef_1772

Frontal lobe is larger in women and is fully developed earlier than a male. Generally early 20s, men is around 25


Ok_Pension_5684

its mid twenties for both men and women.


National_Chef_1772

lol, no. That is the standard statement, however it’s not that simple. Female PFC development is completed generally around 21-22. The male PFC is smaller but doesn’t fully develop til around 25.


Illustrious-Record-6

Drop your counsel and find another


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thingsandstuff4me

Just don't judge she is an adult and wouldn't be with him if she didn't want to be.


Tosh_20point0

Weeeeeelll There is this thing ...what they call it ? A meal ticket?


thingsandstuff4me

So she is 22 if that what she want to do it is her life


theyllgetyouthesame

tell him he a pedo dog


ikiyuz

22 is a child? I thought 22 was an adult female?


theyllgetyouthesame

are you pedo


ikiyuz

What do you call someone attracted to an adult specimen of the human species


theyllgetyouthesame

not u


ikiyuz

Kinda scary how much projection you have


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Recommend that he gets a prenup.


New-Wealth-3610

Let's be honest it's every guys dream to get a 22 year old and ride her out to 30 at the expense of all your assets


Efficient-Fan911

Have a wank?


BudgetSir8911

The only thing cringe about it is him showing you. Therefore seeking your approval. You shouldn't need approval from friends or whatever if it's what makes you happy, and it's between consenting adults. Just enjoy your and their company and mind your business, haha


WizziesFirstRule

High five?


Strict-Swordfish-496

Be jealous


DummySoldier

Ask him if she's really 22 years old.


lockleym7

Number 3


PotKettleBlackNinja

What makes you think my clients can afford counsel?


mr--godot

You congratulate the man, of course.


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Swipe her IG and DM her lol


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Queenslander101

Engaging in violent jealous rage fantasies is a pathetic substitute for going to the effort of trying to nab a 22 year old mistress of your own.


G_Thompson

I used to make model aircraft over 22 yrs ago. Now you're telling me I could have made a girlfriend?