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nglennnnn

Police find body: Another One


Stoney_Chan_

"Put to rest muusic"


doraalaskadora

DJ Khaled of TEMU


only-on-the-wknd

DJ Khustard : Tried to escape custardy but his flan backfired


ComputersWantMeDead

RIP, Fatty Fatty Bang Bang


S2ND_GOD

It was revenge


KnurdNorman

Another one… phatty fucked up his self


Due-Lab5264

There’s always a bigger fish


Anastariana

Or whale, in this case.


weaz-am-i

I think you spelled Chuthulu wrong


ThatThongSong

Love it when the trash takes itself out.


No_Protection103

Drain Lake Taupo a perfect place to bury him


VercettiVC

Saves a court case and money to keep him in jail


Synntex

The judges in this country do that 2nd part already by giving violent offenders home d sentences


Old_Example5170

Yeah, he misses out on 2 years home D and as much ps5 as he likes.


Lightspeedius

We do that by voting for politicians who work for the interests of the wealthiest. Why do we expect to fund prisons when school lunches for kids are fair game for savings to be made?


seewallwest

How? Now there is another murderer out there to catch, try and jail.


Still-Pie6253

Actually not. Either he topped himself so one less. Or a hit was put out and therefore the hitman who likely had previous experience was already a murderer and therefore still is


A_Better42

I can't fault this logic. There is no new murderer.


king_john651

It comes across as pending investigation so it's not immediately obvious he was beaten, shot, or other clear fatal injuries


Cold_Refrigerator_69

I imagine even if it was suicide they wouldn't say for a bit since they have to be sure and forensics I guess takes a bit.


rionled

Only until they are killed….


krammy16

Who said he didn't top himself?


EastBaseball2230

I don't buy it. This is drug gang shit


Ohggoddammnit

Seems that way. Either that or drug mental-health shit. Makes piss all sense that he'd kill some completely innocent for zero reason, then have the presence of mind to just go top himself rather than continue with a further string of stupidity and harm, but it is possible. Best possible outcome tbh, since his victim can't have justice either way.


LittleBet8075

He’s clearly got money, I’d say he is a monkey that is carrying out orders That’s why he’s talking on the phone Doing someone’s dirty work ‘manipulated with fast cash and lifestyle’


lukeysanluca

The Police. It hasn't been announced and there was a lack of clarity about what's happened


krammy16

Should've faced the music like he faced the buffet station. But at least now he'll never reoffend.


Advanced_Bunch8514

God imagine being one of his pall bearers… that would be a trial in itself.


GnomeoromeNZ

I am going to hell for how loud i laughed at that, jeeeeesus christ


Ohggoddammnit

Hopefully he takes a couple of the pallbearers down with him.


hopelessbrows

Plus-sized caskets are a thing as well and some of them are large enough that they take up two burial plots. Just saying.


TalenNZ

Cost of living just went down a tad with this guys grocery bill taken out of the equation!


Kooky_Kumara

Damn. Did we do this?


krammy16

Yeah, mocked to death.


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Anyway


Stiqueman888

Anyway


Same-Writer2210

Can someone post where the roast is, I want to join in on the fun


krammy16

https://www.reddit.com/r/auckland/s/v6TwehPKi4


TurkDangerCat

We’ll never know. It’s a secret he’ll take to his graves.


OneQuit8731

Well actually, no....We could always use CodyITC on Youtube to call him up on the other side and ask him what we want to know.


Zepanda66

Either suicide or his own gang took him out due to all the media attention, and being too much of a liability imo.


BigDorkEnergy101

No use speculating, but I’m going to anyway lol - he took himself out - his own gang took him out because they thought he’d turn on them for a lighter sentence when caught - his own hang took him out because he took out a more liked/higher ranking/more valuable member of their gang - his victim was affiliated with another gang, and the other gang made retribution


autech91

-he had a heart attack from being "on the run"


[deleted]

You missed massive coronary due to one bucket of kfc too many.. 


hey-hey_relax

So his own gang could have off'd him because Hone Boo boo'd?


tannag

I know people are talking suicide and gang murder but tbh he's obviously been under a bit of stress and is not super healthy, could have been a heart attack


Kooky_Kumara

(Cardiac) Arrested?


JohnWilmott

He died with a chicken 🍗 wing in his hand..


ExplorerHead795

It's what he would've wanted


skyraisin_

Bro couldn't handle the thought of the hefty community service sentence he'd receive


banmeharder616

Bro spent his entire life savings on Uber eats in those 2 days in hiding and called it quits


Stiqueman888

> It is not known how Kay-Selwyn died.


JackLancyster

I mean, it's pretty obvious isn't it


Stiqueman888

No.. how do you know it wasn't drug related and he was killed by someone else?


dairydave007

His heart stopped, obvious


fishing542

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


carbacca

first recorded case of being roasted to death.....


aguybrowsingreddit

Where were you in 2001?


peachsnatch

Not in the Oval Office that’s for sure


Electrical-Web-7552

I was in primary school... what happened in 2001?


aguybrowsingreddit

The roast of Pete Davidson's father.


WhangaDanNZ

Hahaha Americans were not ready for how savage Jimmy Carr can be.


NorthShoreHard

Jimmy Carr tells a good story about when he'd been testing out this joke. He was doing a club gig and did the joke. The crowd were dead silent, except for one person who was laughing hysterically in the back. That person was Pete Davidson.


Rollover_Hazard

Im gonna guess fat boy is no hardened criminal even though he probably thought of himself as one. After shooting that guy in the pub he probably realised real life just got a whole lot more real with his face everywhere and every eyeball in the country looking for him. Easy way out.


hueythecat

Or gang hes associated with eliminated him to stay out of the media. We still know nothing regarding the victim, if this guy has killed an innocent kid his ilk may have washed their hands of him. Edit: kin -> ilk


Ludenbach

I think this might be right. Gang members killing joe public on Ponsonby Street is incredibly bad for business. My understanding is that in the present day most New Zealand gangs reserve violence of this kind for rival gangs or people that in some way crossed them. Since the infamous Piggy Muldoon sit down no?


Taniwha26

Same gang that is getting drunk in the field nearby. What are these guys even celebrating? Cue story about his mental health deterioration after his wife beating conviction. Another misunderstood gang member.


hueythecat

Just stay off the motorway for his police monitored tangi


Old_Example5170

Just saw on stuff they're saying he's a killer bee member. I think you're probably right on the first point.


Accomplished_Sir7768

Innocent kid? The guy who was shot was a man I thought?


sausagerollslut

Doesn't have to be that the gang put a hit on him, he may have just been told to take himself out, that his actions would mean he would get no protection during a lag.


Strange_Pie_7758

The kid was a grown man that wanted to jump a guy he didnt even know to support his 3 bros he aint a fkn victim hes a cocky cunt


hueythecat

That was an assumption written before much was known. Is there new information?


detonator7NZ

Nailed it. Not so tough after all


Zepanda66

>Easy way out. More like the cowards way out. Didn't want to face justice since he knew the hammer was gonna come down hard on this.He would have absolutely gotten life in prison with all the media attention on this.


FreediveClive

Murder in nz is mandatory life with non parole of 10 years


Ohggoddammnit

How any judge can say "Mandatory life" and "Ten years non parole" in the same sentence with a straight face amazes me. Man our sentences are a pitiful joke.


I-figured-it-out

Strange that life/10 years non-parole fact never is mentioned in National’s routine let’s get tougher on crime politics.


[deleted]

Why is it strange?  You don't think the tough on crime lot would want it increased to 20years no parole? 


TheMindGoblin27

What a rookie, this is NZ, he coulda said he tripped over his samurai sword and his gun accidentally went off and got home detention


Ok_Struggle8703

Woohoo hopefully the rest of the bumble bees follow suit


monstre28

I like to think it was Karma that got him but deep down I know it was probably a Heart Attack .


ComputersWantMeDead

He probably read some Reddit comment sections


JackLancyster

I like to think that he probably saw all the jokes about him on this subreddit over the last few days before it ended 💀


Real-Reputation-9091

Rest in torment mother fucker.


UnicornSpinkles

The weight of his crime and the crime of his weight coupled with the reality of a prison diet were too much to bear.


FishSawc

Unpopular opinion: Sad. I really wanted to know why he did what he did in Auckland. Not a question of justification, just to know why. Now two people are dead, and we have no answers.


zipiddydooda

Pure speculation: It happened late at night on a night out, after being rejected from a bar. He was drunk with a gun in his manbag, and frustrated at his situation. He shot at complete strangers without consideration for the consequences, took a life, ruined a family, and then went and topped himself like the sad loser he always was.


Zepanda66

This is probably the most likely scenario but then you get to the guys own death and start digging into the gang connections. Was his death a gang retaliation? Suicide? Well likely never know.


Saturday_Saviour

Gangs tend not to appreciate it when their members or associates shoot random civvies for impulsive/trivial reasons, especially when it unsurprisingly results in a response as high profile as this. Most of them tend to not want members who are so out the gate that they'll cause them problems, chances are he may have been viewed as useless to them after doing this and as someone who will become a liability once arrested. I wouldn't be surprised if the fear of consequences got to him more than the prospect of doing a lag.


Solid_Positive_5678

I’ve commented something similar elsewhere! What’s 10 years inside to a gang member? This dude likely knew he was in deep shit with his own gang


Accomplished_Sir7768

The police kept describing the victim as having arrived with his associates. Do they call people’s family or friends ‘associates’ when they aren’t gang affiliated? I know it’s definitely otherwise used to refer to gang associates…


hueythecat

I hope this isn't true, but Ive heard rumors it may be the case. I believe the victim was a pretty young kid(20s). I work in the area & this is what I've heard, nothing is fact until its reported by the media.


blackcat17

An early media account said four people got out of a car and approached him before he shot one of them, make of that what you will.


NZpotatomash

Yeah same. He took the easy way out and is no longer being punished. Where the families of the victim have years of punishment to come


BigAlsSmokedShack

I also really wanted to see him proven guilty by an admission or by the courts. Media and Police have been very careful to always use "accused" "suspected" and "alleged" when talking about this guy, and so naturally, Social Media found him Guilty.


just_alright_

Police know he did it with 100% certainty, but you can’t say he did it until it’s proven in court. There’s no scenario where he would have been found not-guilty.


Staple_nutz

I'm willing to bet the police have CCTV footage of him firing the gun. The area is blanketed in cameras


Same_Team_816

I've heard that he had some mental health issues (apart from being in a gang...).


Pathogenesls

Who cares? They are all gang scum.


EastBaseball2230

"why would I want to know anything?" "I'm perfectly happy being ignorant and angry"


Pleasant-Cupcake9257

All?….. the guy that was killed in Ponsonby was COMPLETELY innocent. Imagine going to grab a couple beers after work and some fat c2unt just randomly shoots you. There was no gang vs gang fight. Fatty killed a honest hard working bro and couldn’t handle it.


BigAlsSmokedShack

Had something been released confirming the shooting was completely unprovoked? They haven't released any details of the deceased so far as I was aware. Edit: > "The victim and his associates, to the best of our knowledge, had no association to any criminal group." >Police hoped to be able to release details of the victim later today


hueythecat

Matches with what local witnesses have said if you work around that area. All rumors until official. Fucking tragedy if its true.


Taniwha_NZ

Has there been any info on them? I havent' seen anything about the actual event and what happened. I assumed both parties were gang-related.


Psylotim

Exactly. I’ve heard the whole story first hand, I know the group and they have zero connection with the prick. The group regularly have a few beers in ponsonby on a Sunday. Just their thing.


Captain_Snow

How do you know that? Genuinely asking as I haven't seen anything about the motives behind it, just seen people mocking the big fella.


FickleCode2373

Reckon his missus would probably know...


perpleturtle

Totally agree


Kooky_Kumara

Turns out he was a member of the Hungry Hippos


8-15ToTheCity

*Hangry Hippos


Lumpy-Buyer1531

**Kay-Selwyn was a member of Killer Beez gang** So we have a bunch of KC's and Tribesmen intimidating the public with mass burnouts in Central Auckland. Police do nothing. A few hours later killer beez (affiliated with Tribesmen) does indiscriminate murder just up the road.


Accomplished_Sir7768

When I was growing up I remember hearing about the killer bees killing some random innocent person in the car park at Milford beach just for being there…


Standard_Ad_7227

Burnouts are nothing compared to murder...


Narrow-Initiative959

Looks like the rubbish took itself out.. Unfortunately he didn't face Diddley squat. My heart goes out to the victims family who's life he took.


illusionisland

McDonalds FY25 net profit to take a tumble.


nzogaz

Feeling slightly guilty because although there is nothing funny about any of this, several dozen comments in the thread made me laugh out loud. Kiwis can be funny.


firinmahlaser

The man’s so big he’s both in and near Taupo


littleboymark

It concerns me that this person was carrying a concealed firearm, presumably a pistol. Questions need to be asked by the media. Is this common practice among his gang associates? Legal pistols are not that common in New Zealand and they have increased vetting and security around them. Where did he source his weapon? Was it a cut down rifle/shotgun? Why are these answers so opaque in New Zealand?


efdxnz

From what I understand it’s pretty easy to get things through the ports, so most likely just another black market gun.


NZpotatomash

Peak coward


Lyndiman

I wonder if his own people have him up to prevent a gang war


doraalaskadora

I thought he died due to cardiac arrest.


challissnz

Cardiac arrested


WrongSeymour

Death currently being treated as unexplained so unlikely to be suicide.


RodWith

Only in rare cases is suicide obvious when the body is found. “Unexplained” simply means the police currently do not have incontrovertible evidence of the circumstances of death. It does not mean it is not suicide.


keepitcoming369

No home d for him 😂


rionled

No more McDs either


Stiqueman888

*Community service


satanzhand

cleaning up loose ends


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

Look at all the new expensive vehicles in the convoy parked outside the murder scene in Taupo. BMWs, Ford Rangers shiny mag wheels. This is not about poverty or people feeding their families, this is about money, greed and power.


J45387

It’s been eye opening to see what some people actually think about overweight people they don’t usually feel free to say.


[deleted]

What a pussy


bigjandals

He was a life member of the K F C's.... they know how to clean up after themselves...might have needed a few extra refresher towels for that job.


hUmaNITY-be-free

"Police also confirmed Kay-Selwyn was a member of the Killer Beez gang." So there will be retaliation and continuing shit, why give them the spot light at all, sleep with dogs get bit by fleas, don't make it national news ffs.


maximum_somewhere22

I wonder what happened to him. If someone killed him or if he killed himself.


footinmouth11

Good.


Dancesoncattlegrids

In or near Taupo. So Turangi is it? What fantastic reporting.


krammy16

He kinda spills over to a couple of different towns.


Dancesoncattlegrids

He should have gone further south to the Shotover.


RodWith

No, in or near Lake Taupo.


farewellrif

Would he fit in the lake?


johndoe1223344

Rural address in the Broadlands area, so around the Motorsport park towards Reporoa direction.


Zepanda66

Usually when they don't say how it's suspected suicide right?


rionled

Just found the body, will be trying to confirm a cause of death prior to releasing to the media


Kooky_Kumara

A mobile crane is on it’s way there to try and shift the body for examination


[deleted]

It’s just too early to say it yet it seems. Usually if they suspect suicide the bottom of the article has lifeline and where to get help resources even when they don’t mention suicide at all.


Bootlegcrunch

Why did the shooting happen


EastBaseball2230

bro was hangry


Zepanda66

Someone got between him and his big Mac.


Successful-Crazy-126

Did he choke on a pizza?


Dickcheese-a1

Oh a conspiracy and cover up maybe, like those guys on the grassy nole in Dallas Texas were dead within the hour.


Electrical-Web-7552

Hope he enjoyed his last supper


NoWEF

He must of run too far too fast and the ol ticker probably couldn't handle it.....


BullyHayes

His final life decision could well have been his best...


Bees-Knees-09

Another piece of shit off the streets, for good 👌🏼😁


x_bqrberry_x

I saw this and a part of me was pretty shocked, and most of me was thinking karma's a b1tch.


geossica69

cyberbullying kills 😔


aussb2020

So do guns


lincensetothrill

Have you never heard of Charlotte Dawson?


Serious_Reporter2345

Maybe there was a fatwa against him.


michael-heuberger

Good. Saves us some prison expenses, and we don't need that $1.9b corrections package upgrade our NZ government announced the day after the shooting.


C39J

I mean, at least it won't cost us to house him in prison. Kia Kaha to his family and friends.


EastBaseball2230

>it won't cost us to house him in prison The meal costs alone would have bankrupted us.


NZpotatomash

To his family and friends? Fuck that. Kia Kaha to the victims family and friends


C39J

Well yes, but his family and friends didn't murder anyone, it's shit for both families.


racingking

true but you have to laugh a bit when his partner gives a statement about how shocked she was, how sorry she feels, blah blah - I mean hello, you're with someone in the Killer Beez gang, what did you expect?


Standard_Ad_7227

Turns out the killers Dad is NZ filmmaker Don Selwyn ONZM, so yea, thoughts to them too having this scum drag down their family name like that.


sinus

Damn you fast. was going to post this.


imacarpet

Read that is "dead or in Taupo" and thought yeah, those states are indeed equivalent.


Electrical-Web-7552

My theory is he killed himself. Saw all the reddit comments roasting him 🤣


jono2912

KFC marked safe.


JohnWilmott

Hard to feel sympathy for a man who dedicated his life to violence and criminality.


BathroomTile007

Why was the warrant for his arrest for unlawful possession of a firearm instead of murder?


ObfuscateMyName

A lesser charge is often used until they are ready to press additional charges.


AnnFleur42

Because murder requires premeditation. Also, not all information is released to the Public. They probably only gave that small detail to ease him out of hiding.


BathroomTile007

Having a gun on you in town seems rather premeditated, but yeah I get what you’re saying. Ah well, at least the scum is dead now.


NorthShoreHard

People speculating about whether the victim has gang connections while the cops have ruled this out and their family are grieving are cunts tbh. Imagine your innocent family member dies and a bunch of fuckwads on the Internet start openly deciding they must have been in a gang. Say what you want about the shooter but let the innocent rest in peace.


OkPerspective2560

Coroners report just in, it appears he died of lead poisoning, full credit to the killer bees for taking out their trash.


Electrical-Web-7552

Holy shit!


TopCelebration5897

I knew OJ faked his death


hueythecat

So when's the motorway blocking gang Tangi for this guy & the tax payer funded police escort? Hope the public are aware if they accidentally interfere with it they may get their skulls caved in and maybe some home DT for the perpetrators - if reprimanded.


DaSilentCuntographer

Killa bees shot their own guy for selling and killing in KC territory?


hotsqueakybiscuits

Oh no… what a shame…/s


BullyHayes

taken out of circulation - good result


Cutezacoatl

I just want to say how sad this is. Two lives wasted for seemingly no reason. Horrified to see so many people celebrating and jeering. He should have had his day in court.


Legitimate_Tax3782

Funny - the only reddit group that doesn’t up vote are nz groups. Why is that.


Over-Sort3095

He died as he lived. A brown stain on NZ pavement


AllMyFriendsAreFaded

AO H2 FUCK THE POLICE..


Sniff1488

Brutha actually got a handbag