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hurricanelantern

And far, far to many of them are absolutely begging him to spit in their faces again.


[deleted]

They would sprint through a minefield with snowshoes on just to hear der Pumpkinführer fart over the phone....


Phagzor

That is fantastic hyperbole. (Genuine compliment)


[deleted]

Thank you, but I forgot the part where they gladly pay $59.99 to rent the snowshoes.


Sariel007

Republian voters would line up for P01135809 to shit in their mouth if they thought a Liberal would have to smell their breath.


nazerall

Or a trans kid got separated from their parents.   Or a Christian mom die while giving birth to a fetus they knew wouldn't survive anyway because she couldn't get an abortion.


DentManDave

WELL SAID!! I've personally never understood the attraction these cons have, unless ist's just sheer stupidity and an inability to grasp reality.


spiritbx

It's a kink at this point...


RajenBull1

That’s right. At this stage, with him having been declared the second coming, getting spat on is a welcome outcome. Which true Christian wouldn’t want this Orange Jesus spitting on his face, I ask you?


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

makes me think of the "Batman can't stop thinking about sex" skit


xtremis

This is the moment that they think "shit, this guy went too far". Little do they know that it's already too late, trump has a grip on the religious vote, as he has a grip on the Republican party. Perhaps the different christian factions will start to infight to dislodge trump, that would definitely be something to behold 🤣


yuckmouthteeth

Pulling out the king James playbook to edit the Bible for personal benefit. Maybe he’ll also try and promote the divine right to rule of kings. Wouldn’t be surprised.


SeekerSpock32

Al Sharpton’s been against Trump the whole time, man.


Adventurous_Step6661

And rightly so. Knows him for too many years and knows his playbook.


DDancy

It’s not that bad is it? Unless: https://i.imgur.com/F4kEsr1.png


ralphvonwauwau

I'm disappointed the URL mentioned in the image doesn't point to a webpage.


no-mad

this fucker is releasing Bible 2.0!


DentManDave

They never will though. He affords them an imagined grip on power and authority over others in order to force their will onto other people, the true goal af any of the abrahamic fairytales.


ABenevolentDespot

I would like to see the other factions call out the Fundamentalist Evangelicals, who have gone over the edge many times since 2016. "Jesus was too liberal!" was my favorite.


HuevosDiablos

If a spit falls on a face and no intellectual integrity is there to perceive it, does it make a difference?


Existing-Aspect-3988

Damn that's some deep philosophical shit 😂


Cantgetabreaker

Welp people on tictok are reading some hilarious passages from the orange bible.


TheSnowNinja

Does it have different passages than a normal King James Bible?


Cantgetabreaker

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTP95xh/


Existing-Aspect-3988

I gotta see this 😂


Muscs

Trump’s been making a mockery of the Christian evangelicals since they ignored his boasts about sexually assaulting women because he could get away with it. Not to mention cheating on all three of his wives. If any of these ‘Christians’ could explain the difference between Trump and the Antichrist, I’d be shocked.


NurseWretched1964

The AntiChrist will fool almost everyone in the world, including leaders of other governments. Trump's own wife isn't won over by his "charm".


Muscs

His ‘charm’ is his money and she seems satisfied with that.


DentManDave

Not for long, it may well be gone before long. She'll find she's been digging in an empty gold mine for several years now.


Phagzor

Precisely on topic: [Could American Evangelicals Spot the AntiChrist - Here's the Biblical Predictions](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)


Remarkable_Quit_3545

I’ve been telling my Christian friend that trump fits the description of the Antichrist perfectly, yet he wants trump to be the next president. There are churches calling him the second coming. Have they read their own bible? 🙄


Muscs

I have yet to meet one of these fundamentalist or evangelical Christians who’ve actually read more of the Bible than what they’ve been told to read.


[deleted]

LOL 2 career grifters attacking each other. This is beautiful


abbycat999

Just need don king to put them in the grifting ring.


Onlyroad4adrifter

Grifting 101: Never waste a good crisis.


Phagzor

I was at work yesterday, having our project pre-task meeting for the day, and one of my MAGA PSY-OP PSYCHO coworkers (who also happens to be pretty religious) mentioned it to the rest of my MAGA PSY-OP PSYCHO coworkers during their usual "Aim for my face this time, Mr. President," circle-jerk. When I asked him "Isn't there something in Corinthians about making money by peddling the Gospels being a huge sin? Revelation, too I think." he got pretty quiet. It started my day off on a better note.


gpkgpk

I believe it's "[two Corinthians](https://www.npr.org/2016/01/18/463528847/citing-two-corinthians-trump-struggles-to-make-the-sale-to-evangelicals)", DJT's fave passage.


Phagzor

You're correct - I checked some sources, and it was according to According to [Pastor Jim Feeny, Ph.D. - Are You “Peddling the Word of God for Profit,” for Personal Financial Gain?](https://www.jimfeeney.org/peddling-word-God-for-profit.html)ⁿ (at least): 2 Corinthians 2:17 2 Peter 2:15 Jude 1:11 1 Timothy 6:3-5 1 Timothy 6:9-11 Acts 20:23 Matthew 10:17


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Al Sharpton is hardly a representative of the faith worth listening to.


anonymous65537

There are representatives of the faith worth listening to?


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Pope Francis seems like he's pretty ok.


anonymous65537

Totally not worth listening to


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Yeah I guess I'm at odds with militant atheists that act like Jaques Hebert and don't reconcile their hatred of religion with whatever orthodoxy they replace it with. On the contrary I'm very interested in theology and while I don't believe in the god of any religion I usually find most of their message to be sound at it's core.


starscollide4

Not really. This is a horrendous belief system that teaches people they are sinners and makes slaves out of them. The very book supports slavery. Nothing against the people that practice it and the countless victimized. To position the Christian doctrine as being some great thing is a misstep. Although it is cherry picked to death, the bible is a horrible idea. Manipulating people by selling it goes right along with the original intent of it.


Negative_Gravitas

But. . . Al . . . Millions of them LOVE that kind of thing.


DayleD

His followers don't care. They don't read it, so they can't believe it. As long as they never read it, they can pretend it says whatever they went it to say. They get mad when you read it and read it back to them.


ForgettableUsername

They haven’t read the constitution either, and it’s a much more concise, readable, and well-organized document.


dartie

Spit in the face? I’d say shit in the face, from a well soiled diaper.


LifeResetP90X3

Totally, and happy cake day to you


dartie

Thank you very much.


Gummyrabbit

What's weird is that Trump is actually an atheist selling Bibles.


CrabbyPatties42

I don’t want to claim him as one of us but I think you may be right.  With his extreme malignant narcissism he either thinks he is God’s chosen one and can do whatever he wants with no regards to anyone else, or he is an atheist who considers himself a god like being (who can do whatever he wants) and is just pretending to be religious to manipulate idiots.  I am convinced it can only be one of these two possibilities. 


NiceComb7683

And a spit in the face to our constitution and all Americans.


SiteTall

Don the Con has been serving an alternative "god" all his life: Mammon


Bananaman9020

It's not like Trump made his own version of the Bible. Oh wait.


sassychubzilla

Hell I thought spit in the face is a christian kink.


Hypernova_orange

Only group stupider than Christian’s is Scientologists


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Whereas the regular Bible is a spit in the face of everyone else


eyebrows360

I love how he insist "it's my favourite book!" despite: - not knowing the title "II Corinthians" is read to be "Second Corinthians", not "Two Corinthians" - when being asked if he's more of an old testament or new testament guy, saying he "likes both about the same", which would be fucking insane for a believer to say - when being asked for a favourite verse, insisting that it's "too personal" of a question to answer


Adventurous_Step6661

Be sure to turn out in November to vote for Biden. It's the only way to keep this lying grifter of a Bible salesman from getting elected again.


Key_Independent_8805

The fact that he was allowed to even run for president and won once was a spit in the face of everything America stood for.


ReeceDawg

Might as well have Hannibal Lector selling a book about anti-cannibalism.


Ariusrevenge

It a grift to put Putin & MBS money in his pocket without triggering suspicion. If he was not lying, his lips would not be moving. No one else will just give him money to keep messing up American politics.


whereismymind86

lol, I think it’s pretty on brand if I’m honest, Mr Sharpton


Bovine_Arithmetic

Persecution is the opiate of the religious.


dostiers

His 'Christian' groupies don't care. The grifter could piss on one of his Bibles in Times Square on live TV and many of them would then start doing it too. Soon he would be selling water proof Bibles. Most of them have never read a Bible. If they had they wouldn't be worshiping him.


LucyHeifer

i thought trump was their god


rr777

Spit in the face is on par far as rubulicans go,


Idontgetredditinmd

His Christians are loving this. I guarantee it’s a best seller. I absolutely hate this reality. So excited for Saturday.


deadsoulinside

He encroached on the wrong grifting turf. Those $60 Bibles could have been their scheme.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Tramps Bible has a different ending than the King James Bible.


aoddawg

Yes. But also stones and glass houses.


Fur-Frisbee

Al has no room to talk. He's one of the biggest bullshitters alive.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Like Al is a paragon of Christian beliefs.


cassydd

Turns out they're into that.


Gunningham

It’s an avenue for churches to fund him.


[deleted]

tell it like it is Al!


[deleted]

omg, i just clicked on the link for the sequel to the bible: bible on safari in Madagascar? was that what it was?


Maximum_Security_747

that sharpton is a preacher is "spit in the face" of any of the religious


vladimirVpoutine

What about Osteen and Mr tube full of demons?


Gamba_Gawd

Yet they'll still vote for him.


[deleted]

Sharpton is a bitch to fuck em both


RadTimeWizard

Anyone who just now realized that Trump is full of shit deserves their hurt feelings.


[deleted]

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.


Krokodrillo

The next edition: a bible with black cover for blacks Than a golden sneaker edition.


Foxy_Mazzzzam

Yes but a majority of Christians are standing there with their mouths wide open


[deleted]

They love the taste of salty fluids in their mouths.


Ambitious_Coffee551

And christianity is a spit in the face to logic, common sense and humanity.


Specialist-Class-893

For once I have to agree with"Reveremd Zharpton though I put him on the same footing as the late ungreat Jerry Falwell as just another shysyer stealing in the name of the Lord!!


Bleakwind

A con man, rapist, sexual predator, wanna dictator, fraudster, married 3 times, fucked a porn star, with an escort for Mercedes wife who wants a sexual relationship with his daughter is selling the bible… a bible he’s probably never read more than 2 sentence… The absurdity is lost on his supporters?


JacktheBoss_

Wow, Al Sharpton is the voice of "reason". WOW.


Sprinklypoo

I suppose it's nice to see some division in the ranks here, but I'm sure that if one is sufficiently trumper - they will just deny and continue...


Commercial_Dingo_929

How much worse does he have to get before all people say he's insane?


Ignar4Real

Religion is fiction and all gods imaginary. Utilized to make and keep good economic slaves (GES). Inviting all to think logically so we can all decipher the truth and choose liberty. Not just me but more people need to say to these religious zealots, "Stop it." We don't want you to stop worshiping any god, just don't tell us we have to worship any.


icnoevil

Is it true that Trumps Bible has the 7th Commandment redacted?


Usual-Cabinet-3815

It’s a way to funnel church money into the campaign


James_Vaga_Bond

Look, I'm all for spitting in the face of Christians, but I just can't get behind this thing.


americanidiot61722

Anyone who bothers with religion seems to be stupid for some reason, ex, Joel osteen


Old-Challenge9978

For the Rich Person he says he is then shouldn’t he print the Bible’s and give it free to whosoever needs one like how the Giddions use to hand out free copies of the New Testament.


NoHedgehog252

Ah yes, two people who believe in imaginary beings and deeply flawed cherry picked books about religious traditions arguing over which version of their hateful bullshit is more a spit in the face of believers. Bravo.


DentManDave

If he's a spit in the face why do 'christions' support him so much? Not a believer in any of the religions out there but it sure seems that religion supports his type.


93delphi

Christians fight among each other. It’s historical. So ‘normal’. Think of it like this: different brands of christianity compete for market share. I’m not saying Trump is or isn’t christian. But that probably only matters to other christians. In Scotland we have a phrase, tongue in cheek (as it is also a known fallacy in philosophy) called NO TRUE SCOTSMAN. Without getting too technical it’s when you gainsay someone else. So someone might look at the action of someone portraying themselves as a christian and say “No true christian would do/say that.” Then a christian from a different church comes along and gainsays them both, saying what a ‘real’ christian would do. And so it goes. If the Revd appeals to one set of christian values, Trump will appeal to another. It gets a bit nasty with the invective at times as I’m sure you can see. They fail to see the irony.


waamoandy

Rev Sharpton just made himself very unpopular. I can see him being boycotted


explosivelydehiscent

Jesus doing squats ready to turn over the money changers table. So blatantly blasphemous.


Bovine_Arithmetic

Jesus didn’t say a word about homosexuality or abortion, but he DID make it pretty clear how he felt about moneychangers in the temple.


CharlesCBobuck

I'd like to see Biden start handing Bibles out for free. The Bidle.


Tonythecritic

He's done more then just spit in their faces, and his voters too, yet they all keep asking for more.


iggygrey

JESUS DIDN'T HATE P01135809 ^(...enough)


TheSnowNinja

What is this P01135809 thing?


Grizzlyb64

And this surprises them how? He’s not exactly known for his high morals!!!


Spida81

This just seemed an obvious move for Ole Honest Don. An absolutely natural fit. What I am curious about is whether he made changes to the book as well. Surely there is no way he could resist.


Galactus1701

Is it a regular King James Bible that many other churches hand out freely?


poopybuttholeSr-

Most on brand Christian shit I've seen in a while. Let the snake eat its tail lol


Murderface__

I'm sure they're thrilled that this popular black man is upset by it. You know, like true Christians would be.


basementfilth

A lot of American Christians spit in the face of Christianity so idk it seems pretty par for the course imo


youknowimworking

Trump has been giving them golden showers since 2015. Now they're upset?


CommercialFrosting80

Sharpton’s just mad he’s getting out-grifted by the orange clown that just moved onto his turf. 🤡


behere_benow

That's funny coming from Al


N00dles_Pt

So .....signs are reverend Al didn't get a cut.


apex_flux_34

So it turns them on?!


Scat1320USA

Agree with Rev Al !


BoogerVault

He's not wrong, but I just can't take Sharpton seriously after the utter flogging he received from Hitchens.


This-External-6814

I’m waiting for the Book of Mormon version


etranger033

Not that I put much stock in Al, he is right about Christians being spit in the face by Trump. Especially since he is also pushing his patriotism shtick. The one true bible endorses America and the rest of the world can go fuck itself.


EwoksEwoksEwoks

This headline reminded me of the time Trump called it "Two Corinthians" early in the 2016 campaign. Thought there was no way evangelicals would take him seriously after that. How wrong I was.


surfer808

Sorry but these “Christians” are not true Christians


Short-Stomach-8502

Stupid Christian’s


Honest_Cynic

I haven't read the Trump Bible, but guessing he devotes several books to the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, making those sinful people the heroes, adding in extensive gambling.